Worst - But Funniest - Times to FartMy Mother would have a fit if she read this list as ladies do not "Guff" but sometimes it's going to come out whether you want it to or not. When is the worst - or funniest time to let it rip?
That would be screwed up. Then everybody would be laughing instead of being silent and you may get in trouble.
This happened to my best friend! Laugh out loud
A silent fart is very deadly.
This happened to me.
One day, you're walking with your girlfriend/boyfriend to a restaurant. You're at the restaurant already. You sit down. OH, GOSH NO, NOT NOW! *farts* Ahh, that feels better. Now what were we talking about? :d
Did you have anyone in particular in mind, Britgirl? If HE'S not availiable, I am!
I always look around, and give a disapproving stare to each and every one at the meeting.
Oh God! Don't go there! That would be insanely awkward!
That would completely kill the moment.
At least you could possibly not be identified as the one who farted.
Time for the blame game.
The Taxi Smells bad enough So we don't need anymore Disgusting scents in there!
Though I would be semi Funny/ Ironic if the Taxi Driver said "What Stinks"?
The thing about a taxi is that the air within it never escapes. So if this happened on a hot and stuffy day, you'd be in for a shock.
Verdict: gassed to death by fart! Haha!
Instructor: ok everyone. Now breath in... and let it allllll out!
Someone behind person: *stumbles backwards & falls to floor chocking
Person:... This is so relaxing...
Haha! Love this. All that stretching and bending. Anything could happen.
What if your fart wakes up the dead?
Only funny if it's YOU doing it. You look around at stunned faces an grin. "Yeah, it was me! " you proudly announce.
You should go in, fart, and then leave it for the next person coming on.
The laugh or die stiuation! Laugh if you do it or die if you smelt it!
Ha ha, yeah definitely worse than doing it on escalators, I did it once and it smelled
There would be a rather breathless baby afterwards. It would hold this grudge for a long time.
Oh my god, the baby was born dead! ( the baby died from the fart).
Disgusting! I can only imagine the sound.
This would sound hilarious.
Haha! This would be awkward beyond belief! You get into some crazy positions.
I know who added this haha and it would kind of ruin the moment. Thank you!
When I was 2 years old I was a guest at my aunt's house and I farted there all the time!
This would be really bad. What if it was a meet the parents!
My best friend would LOVE that I bet. Or maybe not...
Try hard to keep your fart silent!
Yeah. That was me. You're welcome, Britgirl. And you're right, hilarious and awkward. I only hope the Queen has a sense of humour.
This is by far the best one.
That is so funny!
I think I was behind you dad at the time as this happened to me. You just have to keep going and hold your breath until you get to the top. And the worst thing is, is everyone behind you thinks you're the guilty one.
My Father's guilty of this. Everybody couldn't escape the stench!
Happened to me millions of times! Once, one kid got a detention for farting.
Then, it starts a conversation between your entire class for 5 minutes.
Mom: and that's why you should never do drugs, your uncle died a horrible dea-
How is this not higher in the list. Farting in front of all your friends and family on the most important day in your life.
For better or worse!
Imagine Someone about to rob a bank but then, a really loud fart came out! Farts save the day!
That was earlier
Quite an impression no?
Someone near me once did a HUGE fart in the middle of a maths exam and we were in the college gym, so it was like the loudest thing ever. Half the hall (myself included) almost roared with laughter - I'm surprised my head didn't explode from trying to keep silent!