Worst - But Funniest - Times to FartBritgirl My Mother would have a fit if she read this list as ladies do not "Guff" but sometimes it's going to come out whether you want it to or not. When is the worst - or funniest time to let it rip?
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This happened to my best friend! Laugh out loud - t-man
Oh my GOD! No please, not now...Prrt! "Sorry, carry on." - Britgirl
Hahah happened to my friend in math class. Absolute silence and he just farted lol - MrGus
A silent fart is very deadly.V 2 Comments
That's very kind of you but I don't have ANYONE in mind... Thank you all the same. - Britgirl
Did you have anyone in particular in mind, Britgirl? If HE'S not availiable, I am!
One day, you're walking with your girlfriend/boyfriend to a restaurant. You're at the restaurant already. You sit down. OH, GOSH NO, NOT NOW! *farts* Ahh, that feels better. Now what were we talking about? :d
I always look around, and give a disapproving stare to each and every one at the meeting. - Barry2013
The Taxi Smells bad enough So we don't need anymore Disgusting scents in there!
Though I would be semi Funny/ Ironic if the Taxi Driver said "What Stinks"? - Curti2594
The thing about a taxi is that the air within it never escapes. So if this happened on a hot and stuffy day, you'd be in for a shock. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
Oh God! Don't go there! That would be insanely awkward! - PositronWildhawk
Definitely funny but so embarrasing.
That's just down right nasty - egnomac
That would be the most awkward as hell and ruin the moment. - PeeledBananaV 3 Comments
Only funny if it's YOU doing it. You look around at stunned faces an grin. "Yeah, it was me! " you proudly announce. - Britgirl
Ha ha, yeah definitely worse than doing it on escalators, I did it once and it smelled - AbdRahmanSalah
You should go in, fart, and then leave it for the next person coming on. - keycha1n
The laugh or die stiuation! Laugh if you do it or die if you smelt it!
At least you could possibly not be identified as the one who farted. - Minecraftcrazy530
At least there are a few other people to blame. - Catacorn
Time for the blame game.
There's people to blame - PeeledBanana
Disgusting! I can only imagine the sound. - Epekov
There would be a rather breathless baby afterwards. It would hold this grudge for a long time. - PositronWildhawk
This would sound hilarious. - Britgirl
Oh my god, the baby was born dead! ( the baby died from the fart). - AbduZineV 1 Comment
LOL this would be bad. This has gotta be one of the best lists on the site. - WonkeyDude98
What if your fart wakes up the dead?
Mr. Fart; I mean Johnson
Me: *farts*... gotta buy a rose bye! *runs to store* - TeamRocket747
I think I was behind you dad at the time as this happened to me. You just have to keep going and hold your breath until you get to the top. And the worst thing is, is everyone behind you thinks you're the guilty one. - Barry2013
My Father's guilty of this. Everybody couldn't escape the stench! - Britgirl
Haha! Love this. All that stretching and bending. Anything could happen. - Britgirl
This actually happened once during yoga class at school
This would be really bad. What if it was a meet the parents!
My best friend would LOVE that I bet. Or maybe not... - JohnDpumpkin
Yeah. That was me. You're welcome, Britgirl. And you're right, hilarious and awkward. I only hope the Queen has a sense of humour. - PositronWildhawk
I thought it said wile being kidnapped
If our Queen has your sense of humour Mr Wildhawk, she's a diamond. Thank you! ;-) - BritgirlV 3 Comments
Haha! This would be awkward beyond belief! You get into some crazy positions. - Britgirl
That would be hilarious! - PeeledBanana
Quite an impression no? - Curti2594
I know who added this haha and it would kind of ruin the moment. Thank you! - Britgirl
Happened to me millions of times! Once, one kid got a detention for farting.
Then, it starts a conversation between your entire class for 5 minutes. - Minecraftcrazy530
I've farted a bunch of times at school - PeeledBanana
Try hard to keep your fart silent!
Mom: and that's why you should never do drugs, your uncle died a horrible dea- - MoldySock
It is really bad if you fart when the music stops
Imagine Someone about to rob a bank but then, a really loud fart came out! Farts save the day! - blst0033
Worse if it's your wedding
For better or worse!
You may now kiss the bride!
*fart* - PeeledBanana
Priest: you may now kiss the bride!
Groom: /gags from fart
Bride: 😡 /slaps
Someone near me once did a HUGE fart in the middle of a maths exam and we were in the college gym, so it was like the loudest thing ever. Half the hall (myself included) almost roared with laughter - I'm surprised my head didn't explode from trying to keep silent! - Entranced98
Nobody would care as long as it's silent.V 1 Comment
That was earlier - Cobra-Kraken
This Would Totally Be A Good Idea! - MissBritain
That would ruin the moment, you're kissing and then *fart* - PeeledBanana
The fart would give emphasis to the smooching!
That's how you can kinda remix your national anthem - Fan_of_Good_MusicV 1 Comment
You'll fart out fire!
Oohhh my god that would be SO AWESOME - Cobra-Kraken
For Males itll burn your Pubic Hair
The doctors may have to evacuate - NicholasYellow
"I'd like to thank my family! And I'd also like to *farts loudly*" - PeeledBanana
That was also earlier - Cobra-Kraken
It's so horrible. Especially in the school auditorium, with those stupid plastic chairs.
"We will now bow our heads in a moment of silent prayer..."
That wouldn't be too bad actually
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