Worst - But Funniest - Times to Fart

My Mother would have a fit if she read this list as ladies do not "Guff" but sometimes it's going to come out whether you want it to or not. When is the worst - or funniest time to let it rip?

The Top Ten

1 During the Two Minutes' Silence

That would be screwed up. Then everybody would be laughing instead of being silent and you may get in trouble.

Ill. Britgirl is gross and discusting. Farts are gross. No one likes them missy. I hate you Britgirl.

Hahah happened to my friend in math class. Absolute silence and he just farted lol

This happened to my best friend! Laugh out loud

2 On a First Date

One day, you're walking with your girlfriend/boyfriend to a restaurant. You're at the restaurant already. You sit down. OH, GOSH NO, NOT NOW! *farts* Ahh, that feels better. Now what were we talking about? :d

Did you have anyone in particular in mind, Britgirl? If HE'S not availiable, I am!

God, I can picture it now

3 In a Meeting

I always look around, and give a disapproving stare to each and every one at the meeting.

4 In a Taxi

The Taxi Smells bad enough So we don't need anymore Disgusting scents in there!

Though I would be semi Funny/ Ironic if the Taxi Driver said "What Stinks"?

The thing about a taxi is that the air within it never escapes. So if this happened on a hot and stuffy day, you'd be in for a shock.

Verdict: gassed to death by fart! Haha!

5 During Sex

Oh God! Don't go there! That would be insanely awkward!

That would completely kill the moment.

That's just down right nasty

Definitely funny but so embarrasing.

6 In a Lift

Only funny if it's YOU doing it. You look around at stunned faces an grin. "Yeah, it was me! " you proudly announce.

Ha ha, yeah definitely worse than doing it on escalators, I did it once and it smelled

You should go in, fart, and then leave it for the next person coming on.

The laugh or die stiuation! Laugh if you do it or die if you smelt it!

7 In a Crowded Elevator

At least you could possibly not be identified as the one who farted.

Time for the blame game.

8 While Giving Birth

There would be a rather breathless baby afterwards. It would hold this grudge for a long time.

Oh my god, the baby was born dead! ( the baby died from the fart).

Disgusting! I can only imagine the sound.

This would sound hilarious.

9 In a Funeral

People: *cry*
Me: *farts*... gotta buy a rose bye! *runs to store*

What if your fart wakes up the dead?

"It'll stink anyways when he's rotting down there "

Mr. Fart; I mean Johnson

10 During a Yoga Class

Instructor: ok everyone. Now breath in... and let it allllll out!
Person:*FARTS
Someone behind person: *stumbles backwards & falls to floor chocking
Person:... This is so relaxing...

Haha! Love this. All that stretching and bending. Anything could happen.

This actually happened once during yoga class at school

The Contenders

11 Going Up Escalators

I think I was behind you dad at the time as this happened to me. You just have to keep going and hold your breath until you get to the top. And the worst thing is, is everyone behind you thinks you're the guilty one.

My Father's guilty of this. Everybody couldn't escape the stench!

12 As a Guest in Someone's House

When I was 2 years old I was a guest at my aunt's house and I farted there all the time!

This would be really bad. What if it was a meet the parents!

My best friend would LOVE that I bet. Or maybe not...

13 While Being Knighted

Yeah. That was me. You're welcome, Britgirl. And you're right, hilarious and awkward. I only hope the Queen has a sense of humour.

This is by far the best one.

That is so funny!


Whoever added this... THANK YOU! It made me laugh so much.

"Arise Sir Thingymebob."
Prrt! "Oops! So sorry Your Majesty.'

AWKWARD! Haha! ;D

14 While Playing Twister

Haha! This would be awkward beyond belief! You get into some crazy positions.

15 While Viewing a House

Quite an impression no?

16 While the Priest is Giving a Speech in the Church

Try hard to keep your fart silent!

17 When Being Tickled

I know who added this haha and it would kind of ruin the moment. Thank you!

18 At School

Happened to me millions of times! Once, one kid got a detention for farting.

Then, it starts a conversation between your entire class for 5 minutes.

19 When Your Mom is Giving You One of Those Very Long, Important Speeches

Yep.

Mom: and that's why you should never do drugs, your uncle died a horrible dea-

20 At a Wedding

How is this not higher in the list. Farting in front of all your friends and family on the most important day in your life.

Worse if it's your wedding

For better or worse!

Priest: you may now kiss the bride!
/FART
Groom: /gags from fart
Bride: 😡 /slaps

21 When You're on Stage

It is really bad if you fart when the music stops

22 While Pushing the Gas Pedal
23 Stealth Mission

Imagine Someone about to rob a bank but then, a really loud fart came out! Farts save the day!

24 Someone's Funeral

That was earlier

25 While Taking a Test in Class

Someone near me once did a HUGE fart in the middle of a maths exam and we were in the college gym, so it was like the loudest thing ever. Half the hall (myself included) almost roared with laughter - I'm surprised my head didn't explode from trying to keep silent!

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