Worst - But Funniest - Times to Fart

Britgirl
My Mother would have a fit if she read this list as ladies do not "Guff" but sometimes it's going to come out whether you want it to or not. When is the worst - or funniest time to let it rip?

The Top Ten

1 During the Two Minutes' Silence

This happened to my best friend! Laugh out loud - t-man

Oh my GOD! No please, not now...Prrt! "Sorry, carry on." - Britgirl

Hahah happened to my friend in math class. Absolute silence and he just farted lol - MrGus

A silent fart is very deadly.

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2 On a First Date

That's very kind of you but I don't have ANYONE in mind... Thank you all the same. - Britgirl

Did you have anyone in particular in mind, Britgirl? If HE'S not availiable, I am!

One day, you're walking with your girlfriend/boyfriend to a restaurant. You're at the restaurant already. You sit down. OH, GOSH NO, NOT NOW! *farts* Ahh, that feels better. Now what were we talking about? :d

3 In a Meeting

I always look around, and give a disapproving stare to each and every one at the meeting. - Barry2013

4 In a Taxi

The Taxi Smells bad enough So we don't need anymore Disgusting scents in there!

Though I would be semi Funny/ Ironic if the Taxi Driver said "What Stinks"? - Curti2594

The thing about a taxi is that the air within it never escapes. So if this happened on a hot and stuffy day, you'd be in for a shock. - PositronWildhawk

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5 During Sex

Oh God! Don't go there! That would be insanely awkward! - PositronWildhawk

Definitely funny but so embarrasing.

That's just down right nasty - egnomac

That would be the most awkward as hell and ruin the moment. - PeeledBanana

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6 In a Lift

Only funny if it's YOU doing it. You look around at stunned faces an grin. "Yeah, it was me! " you proudly announce. - Britgirl

Ha ha, yeah definitely worse than doing it on escalators, I did it once and it smelled - AbdRahmanSalah

You should go in, fart, and then leave it for the next person coming on. - keycha1n

The laugh or die stiuation! Laugh if you do it or die if you smelt it!

7 In a Crowded Elevator

At least you could possibly not be identified as the one who farted. - Minecraftcrazy530

At least there are a few other people to blame. - Catacorn

Time for the blame game.

There's people to blame - PeeledBanana

8 While Giving Birth

Disgusting! I can only imagine the sound. - Epekov

There would be a rather breathless baby afterwards. It would hold this grudge for a long time. - PositronWildhawk

This would sound hilarious. - Britgirl

Oh my god, the baby was born dead! ( the baby died from the fart). - AbduZine

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9 In a Funeral

LOL this would be bad. This has gotta be one of the best lists on the site. - WonkeyDude98

What if your fart wakes up the dead?

Mr. Fart; I mean Johnson

People: *cry*
Me: *farts*... gotta buy a rose bye! *runs to store* - TeamRocket747

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10 Going up Escalators

I think I was behind you dad at the time as this happened to me. You just have to keep going and hold your breath until you get to the top. And the worst thing is, is everyone behind you thinks you're the guilty one. - Barry2013

My Father's guilty of this. Everybody couldn't escape the stench! - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 During a Yoga Class

Haha! Love this. All that stretching and bending. Anything could happen. - Britgirl

This actually happened once during yoga class at school

12 As a Guest in Someone's House

This would be really bad. What if it was a meet the parents!

My best friend would LOVE that I bet. Or maybe not... - JohnDpumpkin

13 While Being Knighted

Yeah. That was me. You're welcome, Britgirl. And you're right, hilarious and awkward. I only hope the Queen has a sense of humour. - PositronWildhawk

I thought it said wile being kidnapped

If our Queen has your sense of humour Mr Wildhawk, she's a diamond. Thank you! ;-) - Britgirl

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14 While Playing Twister

Haha! This would be awkward beyond belief! You get into some crazy positions. - Britgirl

That would be hilarious! - PeeledBanana

15 While Viewing a House

Quite an impression no? - Curti2594

16 When Being Tickled

I know who added this haha and it would kind of ruin the moment. Thank you! - Britgirl

17 At School

Happened to me millions of times! Once, one kid got a detention for farting.

Then, it starts a conversation between your entire class for 5 minutes. - Minecraftcrazy530

I've farted a bunch of times at school - PeeledBanana

18 While the Priest Is Giving a Speech in the Church

Try hard to keep your fart silent!

19 When Your Mom Is Giving You One of Those Very Long, Important Speeches

Yep.

Mom: and that's why you should never do drugs, your uncle died a horrible dea- - MoldySock

20 When You're On Stage

It is really bad if you fart when the music stops

21 While Pushing the Gas Pedal

Ba-dum-tss

22 Stealth Mission

Imagine Someone about to rob a bank but then, a really loud fart came out! Farts save the day! - blst0033

23 At a Wedding

Worse if it's your wedding

For better or worse!

You may now kiss the bride!
*fart* - PeeledBanana

Priest: you may now kiss the bride!
/FART
Groom: /gags from fart
Bride: 😡 /slaps

24 While Taking a Test In Class

Someone near me once did a HUGE fart in the middle of a maths exam and we were in the college gym, so it was like the loudest thing ever. Half the hall (myself included) almost roared with laughter - I'm surprised my head didn't explode from trying to keep silent! - Entranced98

Nobody would care as long as it's silent.

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25 In the Cinema
26 Someone's Funeral

That was earlier - Cobra-Kraken

27 While Kissing

This Would Totally Be A Good Idea! - MissBritain

That would ruin the moment, you're kissing and then *fart* - PeeledBanana

The fart would give emphasis to the smooching!

28 During the national anthem

That's how you can kinda remix your national anthem - Fan_of_Good_Music

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29 When Someone Lights a Match Behind You

You'll fart out fire!

Oohhh my god that would be SO AWESOME - Cobra-Kraken

For Males itll burn your Pubic Hair

30 In a Movie Theater
31 During Surgery

The doctors may have to evacuate - NicholasYellow

32 When Justin Bieber is Recording a New Track
33 In a Museum
34 In a Hospital
35 When Giving an Oscar Speech

"I'd like to thank my family! And I'd also like to *farts loudly*" - PeeledBanana

36 During a Test

That was also earlier - Cobra-Kraken

37 During the moment of silence on Remembrance Day.

It's so horrible. Especially in the school auditorium, with those stupid plastic chairs.

"We will now bow our heads in a moment of silent prayer..."

PFFUUURRPH

38 During Russian Roulette
39 On Television
40 At the End of a Song
41 In A Library
42 At a Meet and Greet With a Celebrity
43 While Getting Butt Implants
44 While Twerking

That wouldn't be too bad actually

45 During Liposuction
46 When Your Friend is Kneeling Down to Pick Up Something Right Behind You
47 During a Job Interview
48 While Getting Engaged
49 During the Olympics
50 In an Exam
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1. During the Two Minutes' Silence
2. In a Crowded Elevator
3. In a Funeral
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1. On a First Date
2. During the Two Minutes' Silence
3. In a Meeting
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2. During the Two Minutes' Silence
3. In a Lift
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