Worst - But Funniest - Times to FartMy Mother would have a fit if she read this list as ladies do not "Guff" but sometimes it's going to come out whether you want it to or not. When is the worst - or funniest time to let it rip?
The Top Ten
That would be screwed up. Then everybody would be laughing instead of being silent and you may get in trouble.
This happened to my best friend! Laugh out loud - t-man
Oh my GOD! No please, not now...Prrt! "Sorry, carry on." - Britgirl
A silent fart is very deadly.
Did you have anyone in particular in mind, Britgirl? If HE'S not availiable, I am!
One day, you're walking with your girlfriend/boyfriend to a restaurant. You're at the restaurant already. You sit down. OH, GOSH NO, NOT NOW! *farts* Ahh, that feels better. Now what were we talking about? :d
I always look around, and give a disapproving stare to each and every one at the meeting. - Barry2013
Oh God! Don't go there! That would be insanely awkward! - PositronWildhawk
Who puts stuff like this? This is inappropriate! This list shouldn't have been approved! - Spottedfern
Definitely funny but so embarrasing.
That's just down right nasty - egnomac
The Taxi Smells bad enough So we don't need anymore Disgusting scents in there!
Though I would be semi Funny/ Ironic if the Taxi Driver said "What Stinks"? - Curti2594
The thing about a taxi is that the air within it never escapes. So if this happened on a hot and stuffy day, you'd be in for a shock. - PositronWildhawk
Verdict: gassed to death by fart! Haha! - Britgirl
Only funny if it's YOU doing it. You look around at stunned faces an grin. "Yeah, it was me! " you proudly announce. - Britgirl
Ha ha, yeah definitely worse than doing it on escalators, I did it once and it smelled - AbdRahmanSalah
You should go in, fart, and then leave it for the next person coming on. - keycha1n
The laugh or die stiuation! Laugh if you do it or die if you smelt it!
At least you could possibly not be identified as the one who farted. - Minecraftcrazy530
Time for the blame game.
Disgusting! I can only imagine the sound. - Epekov
There would be a rather breathless baby afterwards. It would hold this grudge for a long time. - PositronWildhawk
This would sound hilarious. - Britgirl
Oh my god, the baby was born dead! ( the baby died from the fart). - AbduZine
LOL this would be bad. This has gotta be one of the best lists on the site. - WonkeyDude98
What if your fart wakes up the dead?
Mr. Fart; I mean Johnson
"It'll stink anyways when he's rotting down there " - ShulkXIII
I think I was behind you dad at the time as this happened to me. You just have to keep going and hold your breath until you get to the top. And the worst thing is, is everyone behind you thinks you're the guilty one. - Barry2013
My Father's guilty of this. Everybody couldn't escape the stench! - Britgirl
Haha! Love this. All that stretching and bending. Anything could happen. - Britgirl
This actually happened once during yoga class at school
When I was 2 years old I was a guest at my aunt's house and I farted there all the time!
This would be really bad. What if it was a meet the parents!
My best friend would LOVE that I bet. Or maybe not... - JohnDpumpkin
Yeah. That was me. You're welcome, Britgirl. And you're right, hilarious and awkward. I only hope the Queen has a sense of humour. - PositronWildhawk
I thought it said wile being kidnapped
This is by far the best one.
That is so funny!
Haha! This would be awkward beyond belief! You get into some crazy positions. - Britgirl
Quite an impression no? - Curti2594
Try hard to keep your fart silent!
I know who added this haha and it would kind of ruin the moment. Thank you! - Britgirl
Happened to me millions of times! Once, one kid got a detention for farting.
Then, it starts a conversation between your entire class for 5 minutes. - Minecraftcrazy530
Mom: and that's why you should never do drugs, your uncle died a horrible dea- - MoldySock
How is this not higher in the list. Farting in front of all your friends and family on the most important day in your life.
Worse if it's your wedding
For better or worse!
Priest: you may now kiss the bride!
Groom: /gags from fart
Bride: 😡 /slaps
It is really bad if you fart when the music stops
Imagine Someone about to rob a bank but then, a really loud fart came out! Farts save the day! - blst0033
That was earlier - Cobra-Kraken
Someone near me once did a HUGE fart in the middle of a maths exam and we were in the college gym, so it was like the loudest thing ever. Half the hall (myself included) almost roared with laughter - I'm surprised my head didn't explode from trying to keep silent! - Entranced98
Nobody would care as long as it's silent.
Velitelcabal: then it'd stink & no one could consintrate XP
This Would Totally Be A Good Idea! - MissBritain
The fart would give emphasis to the smooching!
That's how you can kinda remix your national anthem - Fan_of_Good_Music
O say can you see, by the dawns early pffft!
You'll fart out fire!
Oohhh my god that would be SO AWESOME - Cobra-Kraken
For Males itll burn your Pubic Hair
The doctors may have to evacuate - NicholasYellow
Oh anxiety attack toots
That was also earlier - Cobra-Kraken
It's so horrible. Especially in the school auditorium, with those stupid plastic chairs.
"We will now bow our heads in a moment of silent prayer..."
That wouldn't be too bad actually