Top 10 Worst Cartoon Shippings/Pairings

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The Top Ten

1 Ren x Stimpy Ren x Stimpy

OH GOSH MY EYES!

Why are there pictures...?

My eyes are bleeding

I'M DISGUSTED!

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2 Dib x Zim Dib x Zim

Dib and Zim can't even work together.
How can they be a couple? - Poisonivyxx

SOME FANGIRL: GIVE ME PROOF THAT ZADR IS A BAD SHIP! 1! 1
ME: Okay. It's called Invader Zim

That picture...just kill me now.
And somebody nuke that garbage.

3 Sonic x Mario Sonic x Mario

This is not Somari I remember! - BorisRule

Yes, the Mario and Sonic at the Olympics games series is really good, but why must this exist?
I remember both being straight, and not homo. - starryrcad

This is a complete insult to the gaming community. Bestiality, for one thing. And neither Mario nor Sonic are gay. Makes me sick to my stomach.

I remember a good Sonic x Mario fanfic, but that's it. - TheReviewer20

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4 SpongeBob x Shrek SpongeBob x Shrek

Spongebob is not female - BorisRule

No, this ship is bae.

This ship is poop, not babe or even bacon and eggs (Bae means poop in Danish) - BorisRule

This Is too far guys, to far

How tf did they spawn Shadow? - Poisonivyxx

5 Batman x Joker Batman x Joker

Now how did this happen? I could've sworn Batman and Joker hated each other. - Poisonivyxx

6 Darwin x Gumball (The Amazing World of Gumball)
7 SpongeBob x Squidward SpongeBob x Squidward
8 Ash x Pikachu (Pokemon)
9 Star x Tom (Star vs. the Forces of Evil)

What! Who added this ship into this list! Tomstar is a beautiful and harmonious ship along with Starco. I'm not a shipper but I believe this ship's not a bad match. Tomstar a symbolism of monsters and Mewmans coronation! There's nothing wrong with it. I understand some Starco shippers hate Tom for preventing Starco to happen but he had changed! He behaved like that before but now, he finally learned to sacrifice his love for Star to Marco. Tom matured by improving his character development. Perhaps Janna can become the next girlfriend of Tom after Star so he would be lonely (in my opinion). I personally like Tom as one of the funniest SVTFOE characters as he troubled with his anger issues and it's not harmful! He had similiar hysterical traits as Hades from Hercules. Although one relationship process that concerns me was Star getting over her crush on Marco while she's running away from problems. Starco is like Tomstar, Tomstar haters. :/

10 Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle

If this is one of those crack ships, someone took it too far. - Poisonivyxx

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11 Steven x Pearl (Steven Universe)

Even worse than crossover ship - BorisRule

*Pukes* - BreakFastBeast2005

12 Steven x Amethyst (Steven Universe)

*Pukes a 2nd time* - BreakFastBeast2005

13 Cat x Dog (Catdog) Cat x Dog (Catdog)

That's incest!
Plus, they're connected. How can they do the nasty if they can't even go to the bathroom? - Poisonivyxx

14 Gumball x Carrie (The Amazing World of Gumball)

Actually, they're better than Darwin x Carrie in my opinion

15 Lapis x Peridot (Steven Universe)

Ummm I kinda ship this - Billdip_sucks

*Pukes* - BorisRule

Nah I like it - BreakFastBeast2005

16 Lincoln x Lori (The Loud House)

Their major age difference, and Lori is better with her phone. - starryrcad

17 Flapjack x K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) Flapjack x K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack)

An old guy in love with a kid.
That's not creepy at all! - Poisonivyxx

18 Finn x Beemo (Adventure Time)
19 Cartman x Wendy (South Park)
20 SpongeBob x Gary
21 Yellow Diamond x Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)

I see them as sisters than lovers.

22 Mordecai x Rigby (Regular Show) Mordecai x Rigby (Regular Show)
23 Fiver (Watership Down) x Heather (Over the Hedge)
24 Gumball x Nicole (The Amazing World of Gumball)
25 Miguel x Hector (Coco)

*sigh* Why do people ship adults with children and support incest?

Incest, pedophilia, and necrophilia!

26 Hector x Ernesto (Coco)

I hope nobody actually ships this. Ernesto even MURDERED Hector!

27 Clyde x Lynn (The Loud House)

Okay, I can accept Lynncoln. I don't ship them like the Loudcesters do but I can see the appeal. The two have a close relationship and Lynn is one Lincoln's closer sisters in my book. And even though Lynn is sometimes mean to him, she gave us backstory on why she acts that way in the episode Middle Men. But THIS is what I call a braindead ship. How can they have their own ship just for that one scene in the episode Overnight Success where they play with a hackey sack? Them kissing one the lipe is also gross because they are underaged. Someone on Deviantart is also obsessed with this ship and makes Clynn (the ships name) art. From them ice skating together, to Lynn kissing Clyde, to them having a romantic dance to them celebrating New Year's together. He even made a picture of them GETTING MARRIED! He does know that They're KIDS! Someone also made a picture of them swapping clothes, which I don't get. To a person even making an entire week dedicated to Clynn fanart! No joke! He even ...more

28 Luna x Sam (The Loud House)

Just seeing them makes me want to throw up. - TheAwesomeBowser

29 Cartman x Kyle (South Park)

Stan x kyle is worst

30 Princess Mindy x Pizza Steve
31 Craig x Tweek (South Park)
32 Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)
33 Kion x Fuli (The Lion Guard)
34 Lapis x Jasper (Steven Universe)

I don't know why people ship this. Malachite was an abusive and toxic relationship.

35 Mufasa x Scar (The Lion King)
36 Lisa Simpson (The Simpson) X Blossom Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)

NO! JUST NO! Why does this user Simpsotonium wants to ship both Blossom & Lisa as a lesbian couple despite the fact that both characters are from different universes!

37 Sonic x Rainbow Dash

Worst crossover ship ever - ElSherlock

Why is this a thing? - Smash64

38 Bill x Dipper (Gravity Falls)
39 Mickey x Minnie Mouse (Disney)

Worst canon ship ever

40 Korra x Asami (The Legend of Korra) Korra x Asami (The Legend of Korra)
41 Princess Bubblegum x Marceline (Adventure Time)
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Top Remixes

1. Ren x Stimpy
2. Sonic x Mario
3. Dib x Zim
Poisonivyxx
1. Star x Tom (Star vs. the Forces of Evil)
2. Ren x Stimpy
3. SpongeBob x Squidward
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1. Darwin x Gumball (The Amazing World of Gumball)
2. Steven x Pearl (Steven Universe)
3. Steven x Amethyst (Steven Universe)
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