Top 10 Worst Cartoon Shippings/Pairings

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The Top Ten

1 Ren x Stimpy Ren x Stimpy

My eyes are bleeding

Why are there pictures...?

I'M DISGUSTED!

I. HATE. THIS. SHIP.
Just because that god-awful spin-off portrayed Ren and Stimpy as gay doesn't mean they are.
And all that homoerotic crap on Deviant Art doesn't make it any better!
I swear I'm not homophobic or anything but Ren and Stimpy should never be a legitimate couple EVER.
They'd make a better duo instead. - Poisonivyxx

2 Dib x Zim Dib x Zim

Dib and Zim can't even work together.
How can they be a couple? - Poisonivyxx

That picture...just kill me now.
And somebody nuke that garbage.

3 Sonic x Mario Sonic x Mario

This is a complete insult to the gaming community. Bestiality, for one thing. And neither Mario nor Sonic are gay. Makes me sick to my stomach.

This is not Somari I remember! - BorisRule

I remember a good Sonic x Mario fanfic, but that's it. - TheReviewer20

Ugh. Who comes up with this stuff?
I mean really?
Sonic and Mario?
Shame. - Poisonivyxx

4 SpongeBob x Shrek SpongeBob x Shrek

This Is too far guys, to far

How tf did they spawn Shadow? - Poisonivyxx

No, this ship is bae.

5 Batman x Joker Batman x Joker

Now how did this happen? I could've sworn Batman and Joker hated each other. - Poisonivyxx

6 Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle

If this is one of those crack ships, someone took it too far. - Poisonivyxx

7 Darwin x Gumball (The Amazing World of Gumball)
8 Steven x Pearl (Steven Universe)
9 Cat x Dog (Catdog) Cat x Dog (Catdog)

That's incest!
Plus, they're connected. How can they do the nasty if they can't even go to the bathroom? - Poisonivyxx

10 Steven x Amethyst (Steven Universe)

The Contenders

11 Ash x Pikachu (Pokemon)
12 SpongeBob x Squidward SpongeBob x Squidward
13 Gumball x Carrie (The Amazing World of Gumball)
14 Lapis x Peridot (Steven Universe)
15 Flapjack x K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) Flapjack x K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack)

An old guy in love with a kid.
That's not creepy at all! - Poisonivyxx

16 Lincoln x Lori (The Loud House)
17 Cartman x Wendy (South Park)
18 Finn x Beemo (Adventure Time)
19 Fiver (Watership Down) x Heather (Over the Hedge)
20 Gumball x Nicole (The Amazing World of Gumball)
21 Hector x Ernesto (Coco)

I hope nobody actually ships this. Ernesto even MURDERED Hector!

22 Mordecai x Rigby (Regular Show) Mordecai x Rigby (Regular Show)
23 Cartman x Kyle (South Park)
24 SpongeBob x Gary
25 Princess Mindy x Pizza Steve
26 Craig x Tweek (South Park)
27 Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)
28 Kion x Fuli (The Lion Guard)
29 Star x Tom (Star vs. the Forces of Evil)
30 Miguel x Hector (Coco)

Incest, pedophilia, and necrophilia!

31 Lapis x Jasper (Steven Universe)

I don't know why people ship this. Malachite was an abusive and toxic relationship.

32 Yellow Diamond x Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)

I see them as sisters than lovers.

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3. Dib x Zim
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