Worst Celebrity Baby Names
The Top Ten
Why isn't this in the top ten, let alone first? I get why they thought it was funny, and it's a good joke name, but WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID THAT? You realize poor little North will be stuck with the world's stupidest name for the rest of her life, don't you?
Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...
My sister thought North West was their sons name because the name could go for boys but seriously a girl name!? Gee Kanye why don't you name your next kid South!?
That's a direction! I bet she will have 2 more kids:South West and East West. (East West isn't a direction, but Kim would think it is)V 22 Comments
Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!
Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that? - moose4life19
LOL! Who would DO something that HORRIBLE?! *_*
Sometimes I wonder what celebrities are thinking...V 6 Comments
Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I imagine the early years of school, I imagine a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to look like some other object and the kid's name on it. Imagine visiting day and reading the bulletin board. Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other NORMAL names, then- Apple!
Apple has already been used by God Gwenyth. Try another fruit or food name. Duh - beckihrh
That's horrible. I wanna know if anyone has named their kid Watermelon. - Kaciedanielle
I'm going to name my child banana - WinchesterGirl26V 7 Comments
This makes Apple sound cute! - panikkrazy
Sounds like a name for a hampster - T-uh
That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing. It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil The Clown is the new thing.
At least Moon Unit could have just gone by moon, but there's no covering up the name DweezilV 2 Comments
Ok I don't Get It When I Voted On This I Look At Percentages And There's 0.5% and Ethan (Such A Good Name) 0.2 And Sunday Rose 0.2 this Should Be 26 shouldn't it - willowtimes
Beyonce and Jay-z this was sad why would you do that - willowtimes
Seriously Beyonce? Whats next, Blue Cactus!?
Blue ivy is a dumb name. I bet their going to name their next baby
This kid is going to grow up to be a hillbilly - Bec
That persons parents probably want he/she to play the banjo. laugh out loud
What about Kazooie.
What if they play the Tuba better? Parents need to think twice. - BlueTopazIceVanillaV 1 Comment
Lets play a game called "WHERE THE HELL DID I GET MY NAME? " hahahahahaha gotta love Zappa... it could be worse, he could've named her Inca Roads (Mothers of Invention joke) - fireinside96
that is for sure good old Frank Zappa! haha
Rip frank - rocknrolldude
this one is the worst name on this list - JESSIEMEN
Houston We HAVE A PROBLEM CALLED AMERICAV 2 Comments
Not celebrities bofore, this couple from Florida named their child, ESPN, pronounced Espen.
Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become? - Minecraftcrazy530
This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.
What's next? Orange Juice? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
What a stupid name
It's the worst name among Frank's children... It makes Dweezil sound great! Haha
Is there...21 of them?
I can drive a plane because I am a baby celebratiy
But when they are in NASCAR… - BlueTopazIceVanilla
It's a cute name for a little girl
That's so funny Apple and Suri - DivaDirectioner
Suri and apple can be bffs
Cute like Siri on apple products
Really Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think? - hussaintalib
No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?
Shiloh is my dog's name - hkhkcat
I think Shiloh is a great name!
Named by Angelina "thigh legs" Jolie. Enough said.
He's th bestV 3 Comments
Sounds like something a redneck would name their pet cow - Bec
Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names. - luvtoread
Isn't that the name of a dog, from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
That's my baby's name
Scout is a real thing so ok
A family in Australia wanted to name their child that, but they weren't allowed to name their child a symbol. It's not celebrity but it's sure as hell is weird!
thats mor than a little weird... - tiannerules
@? That not even a name!
Oh my god! Do the parents even know how painful their child's future will be? In an email from their employer, assuming they can even make it to the job application meeting, the "to" bar will be: @johnson@(or whatever their last name is)gmail.com. The parents are seriously clueless. Or did they do this just for fame?V 4 Comments
I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder for that. Its still a pretty lackluster name though. - CrimsonShark
Weird like demorcracy
Why isn't this in even top ten? I mean.. Seriously?!.. You proclaim your baby to be a saint when he had barely lived life?
Makes north west sound cute
Whats wrong with this name!?
From David And Victoria Beckham
Love this name
This name is okV 1 Comment
Not so bad unless you consider that Maximus is the son of NFL quarterback Brad Johnson
You Call Your Son A Magical Horse?
Well I have a niece with an auntie which has a baby boy but I suppose it's not a celeb baby
Why isn't he on the list?!V 1 Comment
I mean really! Your majesty?
I loved Steve Irwin, but this is a super weird name and a super weird kid! - luvtoread
The name sounds nice, but it is that little spiky thing that gets stuck in your foot when you walk on grass! No thanks!
The late Great Steve Irwin - louiethefly
I like nirvana but i think kurt was high when he named his daughter
lmfao thats the funniest name ever - Jeheffiner
jason lee's son (the guy from my name is earl)
What this is a normal name! Strange people...
There is nothing wrong with this name.. - Catacorn
Michael Jackson will always be the greatest. Blanket (even though a nickname) is unique.
David Beckham and Victorias daughter. Why a number?
CHILD ABUSE! I MEAN SERIOUSLY? TOMORROW?
what taste does Nicole Kidman have?
I thought it was Sunday roast - squire
It's better than Apple, audio science and north west!
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2. North West
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