Worst Celebrity Baby Names

The Top Ten

1 North West

Why isn't this in the top ten, let alone first? I get why they thought it was funny, and it's a good joke name, but WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID THAT? You realize poor little North will be stuck with the world's stupidest name for the rest of her life, don't you?

Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...

My sister thought North West was their sons name because the name could go for boys but seriously a girl name!? Gee Kanye why don't you name your next kid South!?

That's a direction! I bet she will have 2 more kids:South West and East West. (East West isn't a direction, but Kim would think it is)

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2 Audio Science

Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!

Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that? - moose4life19

LOL! Who would DO something that HORRIBLE?! *_*

Sometimes I wonder what celebrities are thinking...

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3 Apple

Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I imagine the early years of school, I imagine a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to look like some other object and the kid's name on it. Imagine visiting day and reading the bulletin board. Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other NORMAL names, then- Apple!

Apple has already been used by God Gwenyth. Try another fruit or food name. Duh - beckihrh

That's horrible. I wanna know if anyone has named their kid Watermelon. - Kaciedanielle

I'm going to name my child banana - WinchesterGirl26

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4 Dweezil

This makes Apple sound cute! - panikkrazy

Sounds like a name for a hampster - T-uh

That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing. It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil The Clown is the new thing.

At least Moon Unit could have just gone by moon, but there's no covering up the name Dweezil

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5 Blue Ivy

Ok I don't Get It When I Voted On This I Look At Percentages And There's 0.5% and Ethan (Such A Good Name) 0.2 And Sunday Rose 0.2 this Should Be 26 shouldn't it - willowtimes

Beyonce and Jay-z this was sad why would you do that - willowtimes

Seriously Beyonce? Whats next, Blue Cactus!?

Blue ivy is a dumb name. I bet their going to name their next baby
Poison ivy

6 Banjo

This kid is going to grow up to be a hillbilly - Bec

That persons parents probably want he/she to play the banjo. laugh out loud

What about Kazooie.

What if they play the Tuba better? Parents need to think twice. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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7 Moon Unit

Lets play a game called "WHERE THE HELL DID I GET MY NAME? " hahahahahaha gotta love Zappa... it could be worse, he could've named her Inca Roads (Mothers of Invention joke) - fireinside96

that is for sure good old Frank Zappa! haha
Rip frank - rocknrolldude

this one is the worst name on this list - JESSIEMEN

Houston We HAVE A PROBLEM CALLED AMERICA

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8 ESPN Malachi McCall

Not celebrities bofore, this couple from Florida named their child, ESPN, pronounced Espen.

9 Soda

Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become? - Minecraftcrazy530

This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.

What's next? Orange Juice? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

What a stupid name

10 Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

It's the worst name among Frank's children... It makes Dweezil sound great! Haha

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11 Pilot

Is there...21 of them?

I can drive a plane because I am a baby celebratiy

But when they are in NASCAR… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 Suri

It's a cute name for a little girl

That's so funny Apple and Suri - DivaDirectioner

Suri and apple can be bffs

Cute like Siri on apple products

13 Royalty Brown
14 Kal-el

Really Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think? - hussaintalib

No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?

15 Shiloh

Shiloh is my dog's name - hkhkcat

I think Shiloh is a great name!

Named by Angelina "thigh legs" Jolie. Enough said.

He's th best

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16 Rumer
17 Tallulah Belle

Sounds like something a redneck would name their pet cow - Bec

18 Scout

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names. - luvtoread

Isn't that the name of a dog, from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That's my baby's name

Scout is a real thing so ok

19 @

A family in Australia wanted to name their child that, but they weren't allowed to name their child a symbol. It's not celebrity but it's sure as hell is weird!

thats mor than a little weird... - tiannerules

@? That not even a name!

Oh my god! Do the parents even know how painful their child's future will be? In an email from their employer, assuming they can even make it to the job application meeting, the "to" bar will be: @johnson@(or whatever their last name is)gmail.com. The parents are seriously clueless. Or did they do this just for fame?

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20 Kyd Miller
21 Chicago West

I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder for that. Its still a pretty lackluster name though. - CrimsonShark

22 Moxie Crimefighter

Weird like demorcracy

23 Saint West

Why isn't this in even top ten? I mean.. Seriously?!.. You proclaim your baby to be a saint when he had barely lived life?

Makes north west sound cute

24 Brooklyn

Whats wrong with this name!?

From David And Victoria Beckham

Love this name

This name is ok

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25 Maximus

Not so bad unless you consider that Maximus is the son of NFL quarterback Brad Johnson

You Call Your Son A Magical Horse?

Well I have a niece with an auntie which has a baby boy but I suppose it's not a celeb baby

Why isn't he on the list?!

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26 Jermajesty

I mean really! Your majesty?

27 Bindi

I loved Steve Irwin, but this is a super weird name and a super weird kid! - luvtoread

The name sounds nice, but it is that little spiky thing that gets stuck in your foot when you walk on grass! No thanks!

The late Great Steve Irwin - louiethefly

28 Nahla Ariela
29 Frances Bean Cobain

I like nirvana but i think kurt was high when he named his daughter

lmfao thats the funniest name ever - Jeheffiner

30 Pilot Inspektor

jason lee's son (the guy from my name is earl)

31 Harlow Winter Kate
32 Ethan

What this is a normal name! Strange people...

There is nothing wrong with this name.. - Catacorn

33 Blanket

Michael Jackson will always be the greatest. Blanket (even though a nickname) is unique.

34 Harper Seven

David Beckham and Victorias daughter. Why a number?

35 Tu Morrow

CHILD ABUSE! I MEAN SERIOUSLY? TOMORROW?

36 Sunday Rose

what taste does Nicole Kidman have?

I thought it was Sunday roast - squire

It's better than Apple, audio science and north west!

37 Reignbeau
38 Denim
39 Siri

Hey Siri

40 Pirate
41 Rocket-Zot
42 Elmo Elmo Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
43 Bandit Way
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12 years, 271 days old

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