Worst Celebrity Baby Names

The Top Ten

1 North West

Why isn't this in the top ten, let alone first? I get why they thought it was funny, and it's a good joke name, but WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID THAT? You realize poor little North will be stuck with the world's stupidest name for the rest of her life, don't you?

My sister thought North West was their sons name because the name could go for boys but seriously a girl name!? Gee Kanye why don't you name your next kid South!?

Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...

That's a direction! I bet she will have 2 more kids:South West and East West. (East West isn't a direction, but Kim would think it is) - lovefrombadlands

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2 Apple

Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I imagine the early years of school, I imagine a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to look like some other object and the kid's name on it. Imagine visiting day and reading the bulletin board. Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other NORMAL names, then- Apple!

Apple has already been used by God Gwenyth. Try another fruit or food name. Duh - beckihrh

That's horrible. I wanna know if anyone has named their kid Watermelon. - Kaciedanielle

What has happened to our world their all naming people weird names

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3 Banjo

This kid is going to grow up to be a hillbilly - Bec

That persons parents probably want he/she to play the banjo. laugh out loud

What if they play the Tuba better? Parents need to think twice. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

What about Kazooie.

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4 Audio Science

Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!

Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that? - moose4life19

LOL! Who would DO something that HORRIBLE?! *_*

Sometimes I wonder what celebrities are thinking...

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5 Dweezil

This makes Apple sound cute! - panikkrazy

Sounds like a name for a hampster - T-uh

That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing. It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil The Clown is the new thing.

At least Moon Unit could have just gone by moon, but there's no covering up the name Dweezil

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6 Moon Unit

Lets play a game called "WHERE THE HELL DID I GET MY NAME? " hahahahahaha gotta love Zappa... it could be worse, he could've named her Inca Roads (Mothers of Invention joke) - fireinside96

Who names their kid this? If they were having such a hard time being creative and comming up with a normal-sounding name, Google it! But come on, MOON UNIT?!? "Yeah, let's name our kid Moon Unit! He/she is not going to get teased! " - RockFashionista

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7 Soda

Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become? - Minecraftcrazy530

This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.

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8 Blue Ivy

Ok I don't Get It When I Voted On This I Look At Percentages And There's 0.5% and Ethan (Such A Good Name) 0.2 And Sunday Rose 0.2 this Should Be 26 shouldn't it - willowtimes

Beyonce and Jay-z this was sad why would you do that - willowtimes

Seriously Beyonce? Whats next, Blue Cactus!?

This is sort of a nice name. - birdechosplash

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9 Pilot

Is there...21 of them? - lovefrombadlands

I can drive a plane because I am a baby celebratiy

But when they are in NASCAR… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 Suri

It's a cute name for a little girl

That's so funny Apple and Suri - DivaDirectioner

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The Newcomers

? Chicago West

I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder for that. Its still a pretty lackluster name though. - CrimsonShark

The Contenders

11 Kal-el

Really Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think? - hussaintalib

No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?

12 Shiloh

Named by Angelina "thigh legs" Jolie. Enough said.

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13 Tallulah Belle

Sounds like something a redneck would name their pet cow - Bec

14 Rumer
15 Scout

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names. - luvtoread

Isn't that the name of a dog, from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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16 Kyd Miller
17 @

A family in Australia wanted to name their child that, but they weren't allowed to name their child a symbol. It's not celebrity but it's sure as hell is weird!

thats mor than a little weird... - tiannerules

@? That not even a name!

This is like a crappiest name ever this person must be really dumb if they can't even think of a good name for a kid

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18 Moxie Crimefighter V 1 Comment
19 Brooklyn

From David And Victoria Beckham

Brooklyn actually is a beautiful name - Catacorn

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20 Maximus

Not so bad unless you consider that Maximus is the son of NFL quarterback Brad Johnson

Well I have a niece with an auntie which has a baby boy but I suppose it's not a celeb baby

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