Worst Celebrity Baby Names

The Top Ten

North West

You only have to be as narcissistic as the Kardashians to name your children after directions on a compass. They only did it for clout.

Why isn't this in the top ten, let alone first? I get why they thought it was funny, and it's a good joke name, but WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID THAT? You realize poor little North will be stuck with the world's stupidest name for the rest of her life, don't you?

Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...

It's so hilarious though. Maybe Kim's planning to name her second child East or say South. But still common, its unique, isn't it?!

Audio Science

Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!

Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that?

I think he was on drugs and drunk when they named their child this.

Why? Were the parents on drugs when they naked this poor child?

Apple

Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I imagine the early years of school, I imagine a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to look like some other object and the kid's name on it. Imagine visiting day and reading the bulletin board. Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other NORMAL names, then- Apple!

This is horrible! Can you believe what might happen when she/he goes to school and gets bullied?

Apple's mother is a nitwit, so what do you expect? Will she name her next one Cherry?

That's horrible. I wanna know if anyone has named their kid Watermelon.

Dweezil

That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing. It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil The Clown is the new thing.

At least Moon Unit could have just gone by moon, but there's no covering up the name Dweezil

This makes Apple sound cute!

Sounds like a name for a hampster

Banjo

What if they play the Tuba better? Parents need to think twice.

That persons parents probably want he/she to play the banjo. laugh out loud

This kid is going to grow up to be a hillbilly

What's net? Blossom Bubbles Buttercup Banjo?

Blue Ivy

Ok I don't Get It When I Voted On This I Look At Percentages And There's 0.5% and Ethan (Such A Good Name) 0.2 And Sunday Rose 0.2 this Should Be 26 shouldn't it

Blue ivy is a dumb name. I bet their going to name their next baby
Poison ivy

Beyonce and Jay-z this was sad why would you do that

Seriously Beyonce? Whats next, Blue Cactus!?

Culture
Moon Unit

Who names their kid this? If they were having such a hard time being creative and comming up with a normal-sounding name, Google it! But come on, MOON UNIT?!? "Yeah, let's name our kid Moon Unit! He/she is not going to get teased! "

Somebody working at NASA probably named their child this.

Houston We HAVE A PROBLEM CALLED AMERICA

Lets play a game called "WHERE THE HELL DID I GET MY NAME? " hahahahahaha gotta love Zappa... it could be worse, he could've named her Inca Roads (Mothers of Invention joke)

Soda

This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.

Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become?

What a stupid name

What's next? Orange Juice?

Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

It's the worst name among Frank's children... It makes Dweezil sound great! Haha

The Contenders

Pilot

I can drive a plane because I am a baby celebratiy

Is there...21 of them?

But when they are in NASCAR…

Royalty Brown
Suri

It's a cute name for a little girl

That's so funny Apple and Suri

Cute like Siri on apple products

Suri and apple can be bffs

Kal-el

No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?

Really Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think?

Shiloh

Named by Angelina "thigh legs" Jolie. Enough said.

Roman beat brock in steel cage

I think Shiloh is a great name!

Whats wrong with that name?

Rumer
Future
Tallulah Belle

Sounds like something a redneck would name their pet cow

Scout

Isn't that the name of a dog, from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers?

I thought scout was a dog name and people didn't actually name their child this...

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names.

That's my baby's name

Kyd Miller
Chicago West

I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder for that. Its still a pretty lackluster name though.

Moxie Crimefighter

Weird like demorcracy

Saint West

Why isn't this in even top ten? I mean.. Seriously?!.. You proclaim your baby to be a saint when he had barely lived life?

Makes north west sound cute

Why kim just why

Brooklyn

Whats wrong with this name!?

This name is ok

Love this name

From David And Victoria Beckham

Maximus

Not so bad unless you consider that Maximus is the son of NFL quarterback Brad Johnson

Well I have a niece with an auntie which has a baby boy but I suppose it's not a celeb baby

Why isn't he on the list?!

You Call Your Son A Magical Horse?

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