Worst Celebrity Baby Names

The Top Ten

1 North West

Why isn't this in the top ten, let alone first? I get why they thought it was funny, and it's a good joke name, but WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID THAT? You realize poor little North will be stuck with the world's stupidest name for the rest of her life, don't you?

Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...

My sister thought North West was their sons name because the name could go for boys but seriously a girl name!? Gee Kanye why don't you name your next kid South!?

Who names their kid after a DIRECTION? - Minecraftcrazy530

2 Audio Science

AUDIO SCIENCE is a baby name speechless!

Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!

Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that? - moose4life19

LOL! Who would DO something that HORRIBLE?! *_*

3 Apple

Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I imagine the early years of school, I imagine a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to look like some other object and the kid's name on it. Imagine visiting day and reading the bulletin board. Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other NORMAL names, then- Apple!

I'm going to name my child banana - WinchesterGirl26

Apple has already been used by God Gwenyth. Try another fruit or food name. Duh - beckihrh

That's horrible. I wanna know if anyone has named their kid Watermelon. - Kaciedanielle

4 Dweezil

This makes Apple sound cute! - panikkrazy

Sounds like a name for a hampster - T-uh

That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing. It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil The Clown is the new thing.

thats a poor name... i feel so sorry for that child - Jeheffiner

5 Blue Ivy

Ok I don't Get It When I Voted On This I Look At Percentages And There's 0.5% and Ethan (Such A Good Name) 0.2 And Sunday Rose 0.2 this Should Be 26 shouldn't it - willowtimes

Beyonce and Jay-z this was sad why would you do that - willowtimes

Seriously Beyonce? Whats next, Blue Cactus!?

Blue ivy is a dumb name. I bet their going to name their next baby
Poison ivy

6 Banjo

This kid is going to grow up to be a hillbilly - Bec

That persons parents probably want he/she to play the banjo. laugh out loud

What about Kazooie.

What if they play the Tuba better? Parents need to think twice. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Culture
8 Moon Unit

Lets play a game called "WHERE THE HELL DID I GET MY NAME? " hahahahahaha gotta love Zappa... it could be worse, he could've named her Inca Roads (Mothers of Invention joke) - fireinside96

that is for sure good old Frank Zappa! haha
Rip frank - rocknrolldude

this one is the worst name on this list - JESSIEMEN

Who names their kid this? If they were having such a hard time being creative and comming up with a normal-sounding name, Google it! But come on, MOON UNIT?!? "Yeah, let's name our kid Moon Unit! He/she is not going to get teased! " - RockFashionista

9 ESPN Malachi McCall

Not celebrities bofore, this couple from Florida named their child, ESPN, pronounced Espen.

10 Soda

This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.

Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become? - Minecraftcrazy530

What's next? Orange Juice? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

What a stupid name

The Contenders

11 Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

It's the worst name among Frank's children... It makes Dweezil sound great! Haha

12 Pilot

Is there...21 of them?

I can drive a plane because I am a baby celebratiy

But when they are in NASCAR… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

13 Suri

It's a cute name for a little girl

That's so funny Apple and Suri - DivaDirectioner

Suri and apple can be bffs

Cute like Siri on apple products

14 Royalty Brown
15 Kal-el

Really Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think? - hussaintalib

No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?

16 Shiloh

Roman beat brock in steel cage

He's th best

The best

Shiloh is my dog's name - hkhkcat

17 Rumer
18 Tallulah Belle

Sounds like something a redneck would name their pet cow - Bec

19 Future
20 Scout

I thought scout was a dog name and people didn't actually name their child this...

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names. - luvtoread

Isn't that the name of a dog, from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That's my baby's name

21 Kyd Miller
22 @

A family in Australia wanted to name their child that, but they weren't allowed to name their child a symbol. It's not celebrity but it's sure as hell is weird!

This is like a crappiest name ever this person must be really dumb if they can't even think of a good name for a kid

thats mor than a little weird... - tiannerules

@? That not even a name!

23 Chicago West

I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder for that. Its still a pretty lackluster name though. - CrimsonShark

24 Moxie Crimefighter

Weird like demorcracy

25 Saint West

Why isn't this in even top ten? I mean.. Seriously?!.. You proclaim your baby to be a saint when he had barely lived life?

Makes north west sound cute

26 Brooklyn

Whats wrong with this name!?

From David And Victoria Beckham

Love this name

Think both parents need to know how to spell FONETICALLY...

27 Maximus

Why isn't he on the list?!

Not so bad unless you consider that Maximus is the son of NFL quarterback Brad Johnson

You Call Your Son A Magical Horse?

Well I have a niece with an auntie which has a baby boy but I suppose it's not a celeb baby

28 Jermajesty

I mean really! Your majesty?

29 Bindi

I loved Steve Irwin, but this is a super weird name and a super weird kid! - luvtoread

The name sounds nice, but it is that little spiky thing that gets stuck in your foot when you walk on grass! No thanks!

The late Great Steve Irwin - louiethefly

30 Nahla Ariela
31 Frances Bean Cobain

I like nirvana but i think kurt was high when he named his daughter

lmfao thats the funniest name ever - Jeheffiner

32 Pilot Inspektor

jason lee's son (the guy from my name is earl)

33 Harlow Winter Kate
34 Ethan

What this is a normal name! Strange people...

There is nothing wrong with this name.. - Catacorn

35 Blanket

Michael Jackson will always be the greatest. Blanket (even though a nickname) is unique.

36 Harper Seven

David Beckham and Victorias daughter. Why a number?

37 Tu Morrow


38 Zelda

A rather dated name. (Except for video games and Sabrina the teenage witch)

39 Sunday Rose

what taste does Nicole Kidman have?

I thought it was Sunday roast - squire

It's better than Apple, audio science and north west!

40 Reignbeau
41 Denim
42 Siri

Hey Siri

43 Pirate
44 Rocket-Zot
45 Elmo Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
46 Bandit Way
47 Flossy
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