Worst Children's Shows
This shows sucks because all of the characters are ugly, stupid, and annoying and Dora is the most worst annoying character ever because she sings terrible and all of the songs are weak, bad, and ugly because they are annoying. Everything from the show sucks because of all of the stupid annoying songs, stupid things like I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map... Are annoying. I HATE THIS SHOW AND I WILL NEVER WATCH IT EVER AGAIN AND I'm NOT INTERESTED AT THIS SHOW EVER. RATING- 0/10- ZERO!, The show sucks and it is just a bunch of junk and crap like garbage, ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT LISTEN TO DORA AGAIN. This show is absolutely boring and I WILL NOT BELIEVE IN THIS SHOW AGAIN AND THIS SUCKS!. It is the most annoying and the stupidest show ever.
This show sucks. Those map & backpack songs really get on my nerves! Dora says "louder" even when the kids scream at the top of their lungs, has a purple monkey for a best friend, and asks where the mountain is even when it's right in front of her face. And that fox called Swiper is retarded and stupid; all dora has to do is say SWIPER NO SWIPING 3 times to make Swiper go away. Swiper has the IQ of Misty's Psyduck. And why the hell would someone let a 7 year old go out by herself, take on dangerous quests, and let her talk to strangers? Dora's parents are the most irresponsible people in the world. No wonder this show is #1 on the list as of Boxing Day. It's existed for 13 years and they still haven't cancelled it! WILL SOMEONE KILL DORA NOW SO I WON'T HAVE TO HEAR HER ANNOYING VOICE AGAIN ALREADY? AND TAKE MAP BOOTS AND BACKPACK WITH HER!
This show is stupid and dumb swiper always steal from her and he literally stand there for 2 to 3 seconds before he takes off she should file a restraining order on him cause he steals from and her in almost every stupid episode and her best defense on stopping him is "swiper no swiping" she is good example of what you should NOT do if you encounter a theif or thug etc plus she has dumb irresponsible parents in one episode she had to fight pirates she could have gotten cut up or killed (YAY! ) now to start with how she treats boots she treats him like poop in one episode when boots was very sick she still brought him along on the adventure? Was she trying to kid her trusty sidekick and her only friend to find some silly spell to cure him she even has loose fitting clothes in one episode you could practicaly see her belly button when I went to walmart I saw this one girl maybe 5 or 6 wanted some small maybe one year old dora outfit she wanted it and she was crying hard she was causing ...more
Hey its muffin head! Arthur classic. Dora soundslike a damm sick cat, witch before the first episode she went to the hospital and they changed her beautiful, lovely voice! The only characters I like are the villains, swiper, the witch, the king of crystal kingdom etc. At my trolls birthday party (witch most of you are going to), I'm gonna manage to get Dora and we will play football and kick her head! After we will have 100 touchdowns! In one episode, bill cipher was hiding behind a bush, but the writers where too lazy to finish him. I would rather listen to baby 2,000 times than listen to we did it-trollsfan536
Barney the stupid. I hate him. I hate the show. I want to kill Barney. He is very crazy. I don't get the point of watching his show. I would rather watch something else on this list (besides Dora) Who even invented Barney? I get it is educational but it is just way beyond STUPID. Besides, he is fat. Does this teach kids to grow up, never exercise, and be fat? I hate him very mush because of many many many reasons. I like to think of this song. A B C D E F G, Barney is my enemy. Stick a diaper up his nose, pull the trigger there he goes, W X, Z, Barney is my enemy! Very true. I hate him. I hope everyone grows up to hate him. If you like him you have a serious problem. I HATE BARNEY NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY! CANCEL HIM OFF T.V. !
BARNEY IS A DISGRACE TO ALL DINOSAURS! I used to watch him when I was little, but when I loved the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, I learned that Tyrannosaurus Rex is actually a giant apex predator who kills other dinosaurs. Barney is nothing like the real T-Rex, because the T-Rex I know doesn't sing songs like I Love You or have rainbows and sunshine for BRAINS! In Jurassic Park, you don't see T-Rex love and hug people, he eats them! Barney is just giving T-Rex a bad reputation and make him look stupid! I mean COME ON, T-Rex roars and eats meat, not sing kiddy songs and eat vegetables, or PB&J sandwiches!
I can't believe that back when I was a baby I actually LIKED this show. I even made an unofficial comic book in which Barney, DJ, and Beebop (however she was called, but I didn't regret saying that) brutally burned up each other and beat themselves up, and a deformed barney finished either of the 2 kids, but in the attempt perished, in the conclusion of the 3 gone forever. I wish this would happen in an episode. I would throw a huge party if it does.
Barney is stupid, ugly, annoying and scary. Sometimes when I go to sleep, I get scared because I think that a big ugly
Purple dinasoar is going to eat me. Barney is a big purple freak. He gives me nightmares with that creepy smile and
That accent that is annoying. Everyone hates Barney, his stupid song, his stupid look and his creepy face. I hate hate hate hate hate Barney the stupid ugly purple dinasoar. Lets kill Barney. This should be number 1. Die Barney die!
This show is so idiotic who would watch this I mean what the hell was Nickelodeon thinking they talk about poop, pee, fart, burp, and other absolutely disgusting I would never let my little brother watch this show or myself WHAT THE HELL WHERE THEY THINKING
Kids and Cartoons these days...back in my days, cartoons had proper jokes and were actually entertaining to watch (Like Flintstones, Looney Tunes, Batman The Animated Series and Tom and Jerry...)
This cartoon is a mere example of how much dudes have pea sized brains that create such gross cartoons...
Disgusting, Nickelodeon has really hit rock bottom with shows like these, that talk about "butts" and "peeing" and "poop" and if it didn't have any of these elements, than maybe I might watch it with my little brother.
This show is idiotic stupid and dumb I hate it so much! Oh and a talking snake no one can't make that crap realistic. In one episode Sanjay ate that fat guy's belly button lint that is totally gross.
I can absolutely understand why so many people and parents nowadays can't stand this show. There's no educational value to it and it has been proven to give children speech impediments. Also, it is pretty creepy with the sun. I would not recommend this in the sense that it may instill a fear of the vacuum in children due to noonoo having moveable eyes and constantly walking around just randomly doing things. The only understandable words that they ever utter are "Hi" and "Tubby Toast! " which for those of you who don't know, is a little cookie thing that has a face on it and it's brown which is apparently their favorite snacks.
This show sucks. This show is supposed to teach toddlers how to say and do basic stuff while acting like them at the same Time so this show is ment for people younger than four. When the teletubbies are of camara they drink, do drugs, and have sex in public. Tinky Winky is overweight and the height of Mount Everest. Dipsy's costume has white skin but in real life his skin is black "hey everyone dipsy is pretending to be white ohh he is racist". Po is a scaredy loser that's afraid of the talking shower heads. And nobody cares about La La. That God this show was cancelled in 2001 and was taken off BBC and PBSKids in 2005.
I never saw this show (not that I care), but they really scare me. Now that I think about it, I should be praying not to have nightmares. If I ever grow up and decide to become a masked DJ, I would NEVER scare my fans like these hideous creatures did to the innocent. If I could choose which T.V. character I could be, I would rather be Zoom from the flash, aka the most hated character in the whole series (in my point of view). I should be thanking god that I wasn't born yet while this trauma inflicting show occured.
Teletubbies is just HORRIBLE! I used to like it when I was little (like everyone else) but when I grew up I found out how bad this show really is. I watched this so much when I was little I still remember the intro of the show, THAT IS EMBARRASSING! Please this show need to be cancelled because this HORROR has gone on for long enough.
Hey wait what's that smell (sniff sniff) oh yeah it's a huge pile of CAILLOU IS AN ABSOLUTE STUPID LITTLE BRAT WHO WHINES AND CRIES LIKE A BABY! Why was that show even made anyway, Caillou is really just a little twerp who is bald (and nobody knows why), and constantly whines and throws tantrums all the time. He is a disgrace to children! No parent should see their child watch a show where a bald kid is teaching children to be whiny, crybaby, tantrum throwing delinquents. IT'S NOT RIGHT! Caillou's voice is also stupid and annoying, it's like a little girl with helium in her voice. That Caillou is nothing but a horrible little freak!
My brothers have watched this show and it's taught them how to whine when they don't get their way. If my brothers and I acted the way that he and his sister do in the show, we would've been given a consequence. Caillou isn't the politest boy and is incredibly mean to his sister which is not okay in the slightest. He has no reinforcement in the home and he's rude to adults. His tantrums aren't okay. I don't recommend this show for the reason that Caillou is not exactly the best role model. However, there is one point where he does sort of help Rosie (his sister) during the night when she gets scared. He can be helpful but it usually ends up with him having a tantrum and complaining afterwards. He does have friends but half the time is very bossy and inconsiderate as well as exclusive. If you're going to watch this show with your child(ren), I would recommend explaining to them that it's not okay how he acts around others and to show them that whining and having a tantrum are not ways ...more
Caillou is terrible. From beginning to end. He whines NON STOP, never gets punished by his brain dead parents for being a self centered, tantrum throwing whiny brat, and why the fk is a four year old completely bald unless he's sick? The adults in the show all wear the most god awful clothing and everyone has terrible names. I'm pretty sure the next door neighbor is a pedophile. I saw one episode where caillous parents left him and his sister both with this creepy old neighbor overnight. What? I will never allow my son to watch this. It only teaches bad, risky behavior to children!
This show is terrible and why is he bald people in my class think he bald cause he has cancer even if he does he should be dead by now he is a greedy fool he does not want to share his toys with rosy he is so racist to he has almost no black friends Chinese, latino etc anyways I find his show boring I mean like the background is always white (anther thing racial) and is always whining even his theme song in the beginning is annoying his parents are even irresponsible leaving him with complete strangers sometimes he is toatally a bad example for kids
I hate this show a lot, I don't know why it exist, but what I do know, it's the show that killed and murdered Ed Edd n Eddy, waaa, I love Ed Edd n Eddy so much, I still miss Ed Edd n Eddy today, it's all yo Gabba gabba's fault. That is why I hate this show, not only that it got Ed Edd n Eddy canceled, it ripped off the muppets, one of my favorite childhood shows. That's another reason why I hate this show, I can't believe my mom used to force me to watch this show a lot. Think god she stopped doing that to me, I'm also glad this show got canceled back in November 2015, I don't know what would have happened if to Gabba Gabba hasn't got canceled yet. My guess is that it would have killed and murdered others good shows probably.
It seriously can't teach children anything realistic. How do they take what they learn in that show and apply it to real life? Most children can't understand the concepts underneath all the bright flashy colors and strange creatures jumping around (oh, and a robot). They simply look at what they see, memorize the songs maybe, but can't apply what they learn with this show to real life. It also is vomit-inducing to watch. Awful songs, awful characters, awful "plots", just awful and cheap looking...
The story line has no plot. It jumps from one thing to another with no warning. In between random jumps there are kids dancing and doing completely random things. DJ Lance talks with the vocabulary of a three year old. All the characters are pathetic and pitifully unoriginal. The dialogue must have taken all of 10 minute to write. This show is so repetitive I swear every single line gets repeated at least 5 times. No one knows what is going on most of the time and the voices make be want to bash my brains out.
Why is this show always on. Whenever my five year old brother turns on this channel, there it shows up. Sometimes he gets really scared and changes the channel. This show scares me and sometimes I play a game trying to guess who are the people underneath the suits. I can't believe Jack Black actually volunteered on this show many times. Also why does everything talk, this is like Dora but worse because it is not a cartoon.
I can't go to sleep when I watch this show. I remember watching it when I was young and now I'm like why would they have shows like this for kids!?!? It should be a horror show! Along with teletubbies. Who wants to watch scary fat creatures that fart and have stomachs that are bigger than the actual body. I don't get why they show this crap to little kids! : /
This show is so pointless. It's just these colored puff balls with eyes that dance around. There are also lights above their eyes. They don't talk at all. They dance, move their creepy eyes but don't seem to do much else. This doesn't teach kids anything. Also, what's up with the theme song, it's just one word, Boohbah! Definitely the worst kids show ever!
This is creepy! I watched it and it's these annoying blobs of rainbow colors farting all the time! They WOULD teach kids a different language! If you think that's bad? My cousin is probably scarred for life just from the intro! Like imagine a ball just following you until you chant boobah boobah so it opens! This deserves higher on the list!
Ugh! This show is the most creepy thing ever! I mean really they are floatig colorful balloon sised aliens and have human eyes! It teaches kids a different language! It will make kids speak that way in real life!
LETS HAVE SMELL THEIR ARMPITS AND BUHDEUCE SHOW A CLOSE UP OF HIS ARMPIT THAT SHOULD TRAUMATIZE EM!
-The people who thought of that scene in the episode with the robots
seriously I have to look away every time
This is worst nick show ever they sell bread which is lame and it's just but after butt joke. that why this show sucks
I wish this was higher. If you think Dora is the worst, then you should feast your eyes on this monstrosity of a cartoon.
This show is gross and offensive to ducks. "No one likes day old bread? " SERIOUSLY ITS JUST DAY OLD BREAD NOT LIKE ITS MOLDY AND STALE U STUPID DUCKS
This show has so many problems. First off the Main Characters. Good lord they have got to be one of the worst main characters ever! I mean there useless and are Extremely annoying. even more annoying than the annoying orange. Second the plot is as dead bones. I mean it's so corny that it puts people to sleep. and finally the animation is so bad. I mean it's mind blowing and ugly. 0/10
I've seen 2 episodes of this crud so far and they both had potty humor. And in the 2nd episode of this crud that I watched, Fanboy and Chum-chum were pretending to be British. In a racist way! I hate this show and I'm glad you do, too!
For those fortunate people who haven't heard of this stupid show, it's a T.V. show that airs on nick about to retarded superhero wannabe kids that are so stupid they can't even wear their underwear properly. Deserves to DIE. Fanboy and Chum Chum, no you are not cool!
This show is about 2 kids with a superior mental problem who pretend to be batman and robin who epically fails.
Before I get to watch the good shows on nick. I have to force myself to watch this unholy piece of underwear stains.
That high-pitched voice is the stupidest thing ever!
That looser doesn't deserve his own T.V. show.
Fred is stupid and has a horrible voice
He ripped off Alvin & the Chipmunks which used to be on Nickelodeon.
First of all, this show is disgusting. I block it from my children, since after watching it, my children go crazy and act JUST like those awful characters. I hope they will take this off the air as soon as possible.
Thank God This Show Was Cancelled! It had horrible episodes, Annoying Characters, Dumb Plots, and More! It was so bad, it received negative reviews!
Thankfully, Fred Finally Left Nickelodeon, So let's cerebrate! - Gamecubesarecool193
This show make people retarded that is all
There was no shows on T.V. so, I had to watch this crap for the next half an hour until a good show came on T.V., my mum sat next to me and watched it while I had my face against my pillow and my mum thought I loved this show so she kept asking me questions about it and I was so embarrassed - SheepBuggy
To be clear, I'm talking about the NEW Bob the Builder. I still have fond memories of the old show, back when people gave a damn about animation. The claymation was very good for a children's show. Now we have bland, boring CGI. The characters in the original show, while still designed mostly to appeal to children, had personality, character growth, and we're memorable. Here, they're just dull toddler fodder. The original show had humor and heart. Here...well, you get the idea. If you want to put something entertaining and wholesome on for your kids, put on classic Bob. This...is worthless.
Annoying voice acting! The characters Gripper and Grabber just stereotype southern US by calling everyone "partner". Travis sounds like a drunk man. Why can't they just give him a calm male adult voice? Screw the show for keeping the US actors a secret some of them sound familar. Even in the episode "Scrambler gets Prepared" Cassie kissed Scrambler (preschoolers are too young to see kisses on the cheeks all I saw was hugging for affection). I will only watch it with the sound on if the characters didn't have such annoying voices.
Bob's fat and lazy. I mean he sits on Scrambler's bonnet drinking fizzy pop, reading and talking to his dad Robert by phone. The machines have to do most of the builder work. Bob only really does simple construction jobs. If you want a better T.V. show for your kids, check out HiT Entertainment's Thomas & Friends, Aurora World's YooHoo & Friends, FunnyFlux Entertainment's Tickety Toc or even Disney's Doc McStuffins! If you disagree with the other shows I mentioned being good, think about it! They rock!
The new version sucks and these are the reasons why. It messed up the the theme song from the original version, Scoop is less intelligent, they added in a black guy but they make him to where he's stupid and lazy, It's a ripoff from thomas and friends (and I'm surprised it ain't cancelled yet), and it's a ripoff from Thomas and friends, oh and did I say it's a ripoff from Thomas and Friends
I like the show but it also makes British kids lives penises because it just makes them be really frustrated by making them not know if they should act good or bad (listening to parents or not listening to parents) like killing a frog or not killing a frog. please don't put this in a collection of bad typing fails or whatever
I honestly don't see how people enjoy a show about an idiotic child who is way to spoiled for his behaviour. If I were his parents.,id put him up for adoption.
It's literally like the dumbed down version of the original books.
This kid needs a spanking. And I don't believe in spankings. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Basically a ripoff of the teletubies but they are both really creepy anyway. I remember watching this show when I was like 4 or 5. I'm 14 now though and I look back on this and find it quite disturbing. When I was a small child about 4 or somewhat this show confused the hell out of me. And what the eff are the haw hoos or hoo haws what ever they are they are just weird.
Seriously, this is the worst show EVER! What is interesting about a blue... Whatever, that can't even talk! And fainting at everything!
And don't even get me started on the weird rock like creature, walking around washing everyone's faces.
I grew out of this, excuse for a programme, when I was 1!
Stupidest show ever... What was the point to this show? Watching the same thing over and over again feels like groundhog day.
Its gonna bore people older than 5. It is supposed to relax toddlers to sleep, why do you think the title says In the NIGHT Garden.
This sounds like a weird gay porn/horror film
This show is gross and stupid. I know the creators of the 13 story treehouse wrote the books but the show is worse
5-year olds like things other than ass jokes show!
Sucks and I never watched it but still - Ikura
Rip off of incredible crew. I hated this and it stinks
The incredible crew was awesome and I was sad that they deleted it of air
AwesomenessTV is full of stereotypes, and is offensive to women
AwesomenessTV is just a bunch of non funny stupid crap
Please don't say the next step
Take anything good if there is any from Dora and crap all over it and here is the result
Al least Dora isn't fat anymore but she is still an idiot
Dora is too skinny how did she lose weight so fast?
This needs to be higher than the ORIGINAL Dora.
Are you kidding me? Best show for children ever! The songs are so catchy and so well written. It is the best Australian Children Show ever.
I am a 8 year old, ( you can call me colton) this I guess was made by a teenager, this was a good show for little kids, it was very good for a little cute 5 year old to learn stuff with these great little friends! whoever put this on the list is a idiot that should die in a fire.
Why did they change it. The wiggles was awesome with catchy songs until some of them quit. Now they have a girl. At least the only original wiggle left,Anthony is still on. They even ruined the "wake up jeff" thing! Now wake up Jeff sounds stupid. I just want them all back. Might as well be singing the big red car song. It's so catchy!
You better be joking. This show helped me learn
This show kills Mickey Mouse! It makes him look like he's for babies now! All the characters have changed! And Mickey is now an idiot, Ex: One time, he was asking where Pluto's tent was, he stared at it before asking the question! And yet this is the mouse who can drive a steamboat and use magic to bring mops to life! All the characters are nice now (Which stinks because I like them when they act like their real selfs) Please cancel this show and bring back Disney's House of Mouse and Mickey Mouse Works! Its as bad as special agent oso, it should be higher up the list!
This show made Mickey an idiot. He is now clueless, talks to the T.V. and they made him look like a babies show. I want this show to be canceled. I WANT THE OLD MICKEY BACK!
Mickey Mouse was awesome in those old cartoons. Now everyone thinks he's for little kids because of this dumb show! Please take this show off and make more cartoons like the old ones.
The petting zoo in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse has elephants which is a bad thing.
Even though I have to agree that this show is incredibly stupid and insane... It's hilarious. Me and my 16 year old friend Shelbie were laughing so hard that we almost died when we saw the 'Xarna: She warrior of the apocalypse' episodes
If it wasn't for pizza steve this show would've been canceled
Awful to an extent with an annoying main character. It is a rip-off of Dr Who and Mary Poppins.
Go Uncle Grandpa! It is so cool but most adults don't see that.
This show is so dumb that my dog ran out of the room when an ad was on my computer.
WORST SHOW EVER
This show is so dumb that they should make an episode where they should die.
This show has terrible animation and stupid plots DIE PIG GOAT BANANA CRICKET DIE IN HELL
This show looks genuinely terrifying.
Bad show. Some episodes Peppa calls her dad fat I know it's true but not nice. And in one episode Her uncle said stupid once when that is NOT appropriate for KIDS! And at the end sometimes, The animals fall down laughing or jump in mud puddles! Even the adults/parents do it! That is a immature lesson to teach to children! I hope Nick Jr WILL delete this off the air! And HOW did this pass the "appropriate for kids" test?!
No intelligence no development no clever jokes no clever anything, NO NOTHING! Parents who show their kids this garbage are making their kids stupider.
I used to like this when I was little but now I find it very annoying. Peppa is a complete idiot and the only thing that George can say is dinosaur! And yet he can play catch and use a video camera!
All they do is jump in muddy puddles and fall down laughing, even if the thing tey're laughing at isn't even vaguely funny!
This show is just annoying as heck and it's pointless! Absolutely nothing can be taken out of this show to apply to real life. Oh, I guess you can say tolerating your younger siblings is one, but heck, this show is the worst.
The characters are hideous and the jokes are so not funny. Apparently the artist of this show was on drugs when he made it
If you can get past the seizure inducing visuals the show is fine. I like the strange plots.
The characters are ugly and the animation makes me want to hurl 0/10.
This show just needs to die in a fire.
What the hell. Even this looks better than Bluey, the blue dog that is being god damn addicted to Fortnite. Want proof, type in Bluey floss. There is an entire episode dedicated to that bs game. That was not the only episode to have it, even the markets episode had more of it. FORTNITE SUCKS.
Angela has a bigger anaconda then all of you!
I vaguely remember seeing this when I was younger. Now when I searched it I screamed, clutched my heart and threw my chicken nuggets across the room.
My anaconda, don't!
This show is just bad. I don't mind the franchise with both previous spin-offs back in the 80s and 90s but believe me. This show wants to made me want to ship my T.V. to Alaska. It's about six horses talk about... wait for it... FRIENDSHIP. That's it... they talk about this and nothing else. It's okay when this show teaches about friendship and teamwork but some episodes envolved fight and most like that... insults.
Okay, the voice acting made my ears pierced and wanted to buy some hearing-aids after that. I guess the sound editors takes a rough time to deal with the voices. When I worked as a sound editor at their studio, I'll die in there.
The animation was okay and the graphics looks astonishing.
But when I saw them screaming, I'll be like "SOMEONE IS SCREAMING AT MY NEIGHBORHOOD YO! ".
And last thing was the lessons...
Okay the characters are annoying but how about the lessons?
The lesson was still the same and nothing else like "Don't ...more
This show SUCKS. I cannot believe GROWN MEN watch this. I wish I can tell my little sister to stop watching this. Please cancel this show someday will ya? Oh and whoever said "shut up stupid MLP haters", WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP"! Everyone has their opinions. - EpicJake
If you think this show is overrated, that is fine, but there are much worse children's shows than this one. Just because this show is feminine doesn't mean it's bad.
This show actually teaches morals, friendship, and has media references. It's not the rainbows and teacups version either in one they had a pony war. Yes, you heard it, everyone in military uniform and a rock almost fell on I think Rainbow Dash, of course it's aimed for kids so it's not gory or anything bad. So yes I see why adults watch this.