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Caillou is a Canadian educational children's television series that was first shown on Télétoon and Teletoon, with its first episode airing on the former channel on September 15, 1997; the show later moved to Treehouse TV, with its final episode being shown on that channel on October 3, 2010. The ...read more.
Hey wait what's that smell (sniff sniff) oh yeah it's a huge pile of CAILLOU IS AN ABSOLUTE STUPID LITTLE BRAT WHO WHINES AND CRIES LIKE A BABY! Why was that show even made anyway, Caillou is really just a little twerp who is bald (and nobody knows why), and constantly whines and throws tantrums all the time. He is a disgrace to children! No parent should see their child watch a show where a bald kid is teaching children to be whiny, crybaby, tantrum throwing delinquents. IT'S NOT RIGHT! Caillou's voice is also stupid and annoying, it's like a little girl with helium in her voice. That Caillou is nothing but a horrible little freak!
This show is terrible and why is he bald people in my class think he bald cause he has cancer even if he does he should be dead by now he is a greedy fool he does not want to share his toys with rosy he is so racist to he has almost no black friends Chinese, latino etc anyways I find his show boring I mean like the background is always white (anther thing racial) and is always whining even his theme song in the beginning is annoying his parents are even irresponsible leaving him with complete strangers sometimes he is toatally a bad example for kids
Caillou is dumb this show is full retarded he throw tantrums I bet he got Autism and I hope he dies and burn in hell this show will make your kid get autism he's sucks he's a hypocrite he's only a 4 year old that throws tantrums and be retarded all the time he's greedy selfish and annoying he's song is cancer to the world he's made his own song retarded this autistic brat needs to be hated by the whole world and I hope he gets cancelled and I will never never never never watch this show again!
Here's what I would do to him:
Caillou: "Hi, I'm Caillou. Do you want to play with me? "
Me: "Shut up! "
Caillou: (sad tone) "But why don't you want to play and be my friend? "
Me: "I SAID SHUT UP YOU BALD LITTLE INSECT! "
Caillou: (whines) " Why are you so mean (cries and has a tantrum)"
Me: "THAT'S IT! Raptors tear him APART! "
Pack of Velociraptors comes and tear him to shreds with his screaming being heard and then silence as the raptors eat him.
Me: "Ah that's better. Music to my ears."
I cannot believe Canada would make such terrible show. Caillou is such an annoying, stupid, whiny, and spoiled brat who throws huge tantrums. He also sucks so bad with his imagination. And the characters look so ugly I might turn to stone. They are scared of using very little words like sucks and idiotic. SO they use silly instead of stupid.
Lol my friend asked me one time does caillou have cancer and I said just because he's bald does not mean he has cancer.. and then he said well I guess he's so stupid all of his hair was so ashamed of his brain they just jump out of his scalp.. my friend is lame..
I really feel sorry for his parents to me having a child is lame but having caillou for a child is living Hell. Everyday I'll need to hear his god damn tantrums and sadly since child abuse is illegal I wont be able to kill that bald retard so Id just hire a tough kid with a gun to kill him instead.
His parents let him do whatever he wants! For example, they let him see Santa at the mall right after they had gone to the Christmas parade! Why don't his parents care?! Because he has cancer and they want him to be happy until he dies?! (No offense. )
Wow.. Caillou is a retarded, selfish, spoiled, BRAT! He steals toys, he cares only for himself, and he throws temper tantrums. He also bullies his little sister. He never gets punished by his parents for being a brat! -
Caillou, you're gonna turn into a brat any minute now!
I'M ALREADY A BRAT,
QUIT BEING SUCH A RAT.
I'LL GET WHAT I WANT
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE CARELESS
THEY HATE YOU,
MY LIFE SUCKS
AND IT'S GETTING WORSE!
MY PARENTS STAY AWAY FROM ME AS IF I'M A CONTAGIOUS CURSE!
I FEEL LIKE COMMITTING SUICIDE
OR I'LL JUST SCREAM AND GET MY OWN WAY
I'M SO EVIL
I just have on detail to add. It has racist references. In one episode his oriental friend Sarah is coming over. Sarah is wearing a karate gee and she tells caillou's dad about it. Get the racist reference?
This show is so bad, you can tell the drawers were to lazy to keep on drawing the picture because you can see white outlines. And also in the intro it shows Caillou crying and screaming on the floor with toothpaste on his face.
He is so Whiney why is he bald? He is a boy, but he sounds like a whiney girl I don't think anyone lets their child watch it and no one in caillous family gives a flying rats crap that he gets in to trouble. And I can't forget, that his name is weird and it is so hard to spell I had to look at it three times
Caillou is a creepy little four year old that whines to much
This whiny brat should be #1. Caillou is worse than Dora!
I'm autistic and I watch animaniacs now. Whe I was 8 I watched caillou with my then 4 year old sis. I never liked caillou that much and I'm autistic. My sis is not autistic. We stoped watching caillou when my sis got into max and ruby and I got into animaniacs. I have autism and watch animaniacs and SpongeBob.
I am Jewish, and in one episode this kid who was Jewish, (Leo) started acting all greedy and taking blocks away from everyone. I think PBS kids is teaching children to be racist.
How is this not on number #1? Besides, why is THIS behind Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom? Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom was fabulous, and Caillou is horrid! PBS Kids, CANCEL. THIS. NOW! He whines and throws tantrums NON-STOP!
Caillou should be outlawed. In fact, if your caught watching it you and your family should be imprisoned and forced to watch kirk Cameron religious programs until your eyes pop out
This is the worst show EVER! Caillou is a whiney little brat that gets what he want's all the time. Plus there is absolutely NO plot!
Season 5 is also terrible! The parents don't even look proud of either Caillou or Rosie! In Caillou Saves Water, Daddy says, "Rosie, Good Job! " But "Rosie" and "Good Job" sound like they're from different SEASONS!
Another reviewer said that caillou is racist because he has no black or Chinese friends, but clementine is black and Sarah is Chinese. Leo is his only white friend.
How this isn't #1 I'll never understand.
The writers pretty much screw up the animations, colors, and the characters always say the wrong things. It's a terrible thing to come out of Canada!
I didn't watch this show, but I'm sure glad I didn't. Caillou is a whiny, bratty 5 year old who whines and sobs non-stop. It just teaches kids to whine if they don't get what they want. - SheepBuggy