Worst Chris Brown Songs

The Top Ten
1 Trumpet Lights

"Trumpet Lights"... or how to make something more annoying than Chris Brown himself! First off, you start with a disjointed beat that sounds like a bunch a digital farts. Then, you AutoTune Chris Brown's vocals in the most annoying way possible, you add an annoyingly repetitive chorus, you invite a perfectly unknown female vocalist whose vocals resemble Rihanna's just to remind you that Chris Brown beat Rihanna, and then you add some annoying synths, some lame trumpet sounds just because you decided the name was gonna be "trumpet lights", a nonsensical robotic "ah-ah-ah" bridge just because the song doesn't have any logic, and last but not least, you end the song with the most unlistenable sound one can ever come up with, one that is not just annoying, but is also a threat to everyone's hearing ability. That's how you make one of the worst songs of all time. The reason this song was on the album's final tracklist is still a mystery to me. I guess the producer was really, really high.

2 Loyal

How is this top 2 when this was on the top of the charts for various years

What this is one of his greatest hits!

3 Birthday Cake

On this song, Chris Brown sings to Rihanna: "Give it to her in the worst way/Can't wait to blow her candles out"

Do I seriously need to explain what's wrong with this? I know it's about kinky sex, but did nobody look at this and consider the alternative interpretation this could have? When you consider what happened between Chris Brown and Rihanna, a line like this sung by him to her comes across as an abuser justifying his actions and taking delight in abusing his victim. Chris Brown already gave it to Rihanna "in the worst way"! We're supposed to find a song about this to be sexy?

This alone makes this Chris Brown's worst song. The ear-bleeding music and stupid, repetitive lyrics were bad enough, but when a song paints Chris Brown's abuse in a positive light, it cannot expect to get any respect from me.

As much as I hate loyal and trumpet lights, this should be number 1. This song is the song where Chris brown beats up rihanna and don't get me started on the lyrics, "Give it to her in the worst way/can't wait to blow her candles out." Why I mean why would the writers want rihanna to work with CHRIS BROWN IN ALL OF NAMES!? Easily Chris brown's worst songs and one of the worst songs of all time in my opinion.

4 Privacy

Great beat, but the lyrics are a little too much. Too bad, because it had potential to be a good song. Maybe Chris Brown should go back to the days where other people wrote his songs for him.

He basically sings a detailed piece of lyrics about him seducing a woman who barely knows what's happening. Chris you monster!

I checked the comments for this video, and they made me sick. They were praising this crap!

5 Freaky Friday
6 Deuces
7 Party

Nothing about this song makes me want to "party." Chris's voice is decent but the lyrics suck, Usher sounds out of place, and Gucci Mane is just a waste of space, he's boring and adds nothing to this already mediocre party song. Why do we still consider Chris Brown r&b again...?

Well, Chris Brown did write some good songs like Emotions & All Back but there is his bad stuff like Privacy & this trash

This boring pile of trash does not make me want to "party" at all.

8 Bassline
9 Famous Girl

So much bad faith into this song's lyrics that it should be banned. Chris Clown has seemingly no remorse for beating his famous ex-girlfriend and makes a whole song justifying his actions, which is the worst thing you can do as an artist. Total disgrace!

Good god, why the hell does this song exist? If there's one thing you shouldn't do after beating up a woman, it's making a song trying to JUSTIFY IT. Just...screw this song. And it's one of the worst of all time. -10/5

10 Turn Up the Music

Cheep lyrics. It very obvious that he only songs about turning up volume in one song. It easy to understand but overrated.

The Contenders
11 Look at Me Now

Okay Chris' rap is pretty bad, but Busta and Weezy definitely stole the show

12 Wet the Bed

Why is "With You" and "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)" on this list? Those are actually good songs, and they are certainly better than crap like "Trumpet Lights," "Bassline," "Wet the Bed," and "Birthday Cake"!

13 Ayo
14 Kiss Kiss

So much autotune it's irritating

15 Yo (Excuse Me Miss)

Am I the only one that actually likes this song? I mean, it is an older song from him, so...

16 Only
17 Pills & Automobiles

Again, great beat. But that's the only good thing about the song. All the artists besides Kodak Black have no presence, Chris doesn't even sound like himself and sounds like he's trying to be like Travis Scott.

18 Back to Sleep
19 Wobble Up
20 Next to You
21 Beat It
22 High End
23 To My Bed
24 Right by My Side
25 Don't Wake Me Up
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