Worst Christmas Gifts Ever


The Top Ten

1 Nothing

I understand if parents are too poor to buy anything, but what if they are rich millionaires and still don't get any toys for their children on Christmas day? That's a bit rude.

This should be number one

This should be #1 - Freddy_Fazbear

If I don't get anything for Christmas I get a nervous breakdown - Mcgillacuddy

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2 The Obama Chia Pet Head

Be thankful it wasn't the trump chia pet head!

This is like one of those Miley Cyrus hair designers. Who'd even keep one? I'd throw it in the trash. And I'm a hoarder.

Something about those things creep me out

It's only a bad Christmas gift if you're:
1. A conservative Republican.
2. Someone who hates Barack Obama.
3. Someone who watches Fox News 24/7. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 A Dead Animal


I like blood.


I deeply agree. How can any person receive a dead animal for Christmas? HE'LL/SHE'LL TRACK GERMS!

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4 Coal

Put a lot of pressure on it (and I mean millions) and you will get diamonds! - SanicHeghog123

I'm gonna do this laugh out loud

This is a terrible gift, even for adults.

Coal is a plentiful fossil Fuel.

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5 Self Help Books

Seriously, get a councillor or a therapy! Don't leave your children miserably reading a book that tells them what's wrong with their life.

Says, 'Here--this is what I think is wrong with you. '

6 Monkey Bobblehead
7 Underwear


8 Justin Bieber CDs


This is the worst thing my peeps could get me. Did you hear that he punched a police officer in the face? I don’t want to listen to someone with that on his record.

This is my worst nightmare

LOL, I agree this - 05yusuf09

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9 Pajama Jeans

I hate it when my parents gave me clothes for Christmas. I to be honest don't care about clothes.

What!? There's such a thing as pajama jeans!? : O

10 Weapons

The Contenders

11 The Snuggie

I saw a parody of a commercial for this. It said cold nippies or something

What is the purpose of these things? - RiverClanRocks

The cheapest marketing plot ever. It's just a bathrobe you wear backwards. You might as well gift them their bathrobe with a peice of paper telling them to wear it diffrent. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 Socks

Socks suck for a Christmas gift. (Pun intended)

I can't get the pjunchline mate

13 Snakes

My dad is terrified of snakes. He'd never give me a snake. Thank god, pythons can choke you and cobras can poison you.

Imagine opening up a present to find snakes in it! - Freddy_Fazbear

Move this to the bests list

14 A Broken TV
15 The Re-Gifted Gift

I hate these. If you're not gonna give me a quality gift then give me nothing at all. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

When I was given this, I want to throw this to his/her face

I got one

16 Poop

Why? !

If I ever wanted poop, I'd go to the bathroom and make it myself. Is this a joke gift?

17 The Fruitcake
18 Bubsy 3D

Who wants a video game that looks like it's unfinished? Bubsy 3D is the worst video game of all time. - EpicJake

Bubsy 3D is a game with such terrible graphics it looks like it's half animated and the producers were too lazy to finish it. It's also really annoying how Bubsy keeps advertising the game and saying stuff like ''What cool platforms! " and stuff, no, Bubsy. This is not ''cool''. And this game is so poorly made, there's barely anything to do and it can probably make people sick. JonTron was right every word he said about this game.

I agree with EpicJake - Freddy_Fazbear

19 Insects

Kinda depends what you mean by insects,if you mean like in a frame that's fine but if its like a clothes moth or a poisonous spider live that's bad

True.They are like diarrhea poop.

No offense, but these are terrible pets. They die in a week, I know because I had a pet Lemon Beetle and I gave it food, I looked after it and it still died instantly.

And most insects can make you sick. Some caterpillars spread a deadly disease, and centipedes and millipedes can make people sick.

20 Worksheets

Why do teachers have to give out homework over winter break?

This might be great if you want to learn something!

21 A Time Bomb

Especially when it's gonna explode in 3 seconds. - Freddy_Fazbear

Tag on xmas present: Merry Christmas to little Bobby.

22 A Jar of Poison



23 Vomit


™�LET IT GROW! ♪ - Pokemonfan10

24 Onions Onions

Yuck hurts your eyes and cheap

25 A Boring Book

Well, as long as it isn't among the following,

1. Twilight (Not the unicorn, the book)
2. 50 shades of grey
3. Any autobiography of some Z list celebrity (Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Etc.)

26 A Broken Computer

Who needs that? Just asking...

27 The Holiday Sweater

I don't mind getting a sweater for Xmas!

But somehow on that Ed Edd 'N Eddy Christmas episode when Ed finds the large consignment of presents for him, but finds out it's all underwear, socks and Sh! t (Forgive me for swearing! )

I mean Eddy!

28 A Piece Goldfish Food

Goldfish Crackers! The snack that smiles back!

I don't know if the person who put this on the list was talking about Goldfish Crackers or fish food. - Freddy_Fazbear

How would you even see it to know what it is? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

29 A Swarm of Bees

You: I can’t wait

Tears open the wrapping paper

Bees come out

You: not the bees ahh

30 Microscope

I'm a nerd. That's a great gift for me! (Unless it's broken)

That would be cool. - SovietZephyr

31 Temporary Tattoo Kit
32 Justin Bieber Concert Tickets

I'll take then because people will pay decent money for them and I would sell them to a teenage fan girl - Sabbath

That is the worst grift ever

That'll make perfect fuel for an open fire!

GREAT GAG! How do I get fake copies? L_henzen@yahoo.com

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33 The Teletubbies on DVD

And yes, that was a reference to the RumChum's teletubbies YTP, 'Poe gets sucked into an inescapable black hole.'

Well, at least it wasn't just a makeshift Teletubbies DVD of Po looking at some colourful, freshly rained on flowers with the narrator saying things in reverse because that would be too scary!

34 Foam Letters


35 A Lemon With an Smiley Face
36 A Singing/Dancing Christmas Tree
37 Toothpaste
38 A Cheap Watch
39 Chia Head Statue

These are gag gifts. No one in their right mind would want one.

Its creepy. Why don't you just get a flower and plant it? It's the exact same thing. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

40 iPhone 6

These disgusting pieces of glass are the reason why people get ran over and fall off cliffs, etc.

I would like an iPhone6 - PatrickStar

They break almost instantly

At least it doesn't bend

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41 Fake Phones
42 The Singing Fish
43 Justin Bieber Visits and Sings

I could probably turn this into something good. I'll take off his accessories (jackets, scarf, piercing, extra clothes), get his hair, signed pictures, and recordings of him singing songs he will never realese, and get a fourtane.

44 Diaper

Especially when they're filled

A boy actually got this for Christmas." - Freddy_Fazbear

If you're a baby it makes sense. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Ew! Who wants a diaper for Christmas? But hey, at least if someone got that I would be laughing. Especially when it is full. - Freddy_Fazbear

45 Toilet Seat
46 Ouija Board

Something about those things are evil.

I don't even allow those at my pizzeria!

These things are pure evil.

47 Rob Zombie's Halloween 2
48 Acid

Whoa, maaan! That was like, one trippy Christmas man!

49 Dallas Cowboys Jersey
50 Gift Wrapper

Tearing off the wrapping paper, then finding MORE wrapping paper?!?!

In the words of Alanis Morrisette, "Isn't this ironic, don't you think? "

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