Worst Christmas Gifts Ever
The Top Ten Worst Christmas Gifts Ever
I understand if parents are too poor to buy anything, but what if they are rich millionaires and still don't get any toys for their children on Christmas day? That's a bit rude.
This should be number one
This should be #1 - Freddy_Fazbear
If I don't get anything for Christmas I get a nervous breakdown - Mcgillacuddy
I deeply agree. How can any person receive a dead animal for Christmas? HE'LL/SHE'LL TRACK GERMS!
I'd feel bad for the animal. No animal deserves to be treated with abuse.
Brian Griffin would disagree! - westofohio
I like blood.
Be thankful it wasn't the trump chia pet head!
This is like one of those Miley Cyrus hair designers. Who'd even keep one? I'd throw it in the trash. And I'm a hoarder.
Something about those things creep me out
It's only a bad Christmas gift if you're:
1. A conservative Republican.
2. Someone who hates Barack Obama.
3. Someone who watches Fox News 24/7. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Put a lot of pressure on it (and I mean millions) and you will get diamonds! - SanicHeghog123
I'm gonna do this laugh out loud
This is a terrible gift, even for adults.
Coal is a plentiful fossil Fuel.
Seriously, get a councillor or a therapy! Don't leave your children miserably reading a book that tells them what's wrong with their life.
Says, 'Here--this is what I think is wrong with you. '
If I ever wanted poop, I'd go to the bathroom and make it myself. Is this a joke gift?
This is my worst nightmare
LOL, I agree this - 05yusuf09
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING EVEN WHEN I SEE OR HEAR HIS NAME! - SovietZephyr
Kinda depends what you mean by insects,if you mean like in a frame that's fine but if its like a clothes moth or a poisonous spider live that's bad
True.They are like diarrhea poop.
No offense, but these are terrible pets. They die in a week, I know because I had a pet Lemon Beetle and I gave it food, I looked after it and it still died instantly.
And most insects can make you sick. Some caterpillars spread a deadly disease, and centipedes and millipedes can make people sick.
I hate it when my parents gave me clothes for Christmas. I to be honest don't care about clothes.
What!? There's such a thing as pajama jeans!? : O
What is the purpose of these things? - RiverClanRocks
I saw a parody of a commercial for this. It said cold nippies or something
The cheapest marketing plot ever. It's just a bathrobe you wear backwards. You might as well gift them their bathrobe with a peice of paper telling them to wear it diffrent. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Socks suck for a Christmas gift. (Pun intended)
I can't get the pjunchline mate
My dad is terrified of snakes. He'd never give me a snake. Thank god, pythons can choke you and cobras can poison you.
Imagine opening up a present to find snakes in it! - Freddy_Fazbear
Move this to the bests list
I hate these. If you're not gonna give me a quality gift then give me nothing at all. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
When I was given this, I want to throw this to his/her face
I got one
Who wants a video game that looks like it's unfinished? Bubsy 3D is the worst video game of all time. - EpicJake
Bubsy 3D is a game with such terrible graphics it looks like it's half animated and the producers were too lazy to finish it. It's also really annoying how Bubsy keeps advertising the game and saying stuff like ''What cool platforms! " and stuff, no, Bubsy. This is not ''cool''. And this game is so poorly made, there's barely anything to do and it can probably make people sick. JonTron was right every word he said about this game.
No reason to like this game at all.
I agree with EpicJake - Freddy_Fazbear
Why do teachers have to give out homework over winter break?
This might be great if you want to learn something!
Especially when it's gonna explode in 3 seconds. - Freddy_Fazbear
Tag on xmas present: Merry Christmas to little Bobby.
What it really means: ALOHA SNACKBAR! ALALALALALALALALALALA-BOMMM!
I GOT the POISON!
I GOT the REMEDY!
Who needs that? Just asking...
TF2 Soldier: YOU ARE WALKIN' VOMIT!
�LET IT GROW! ♪ - Pokemonfan10
Yuck hurts your eyes and cheap
Well, as long as it isn't among the following,
1. Twilight (Not the unicorn, the book)
2. 50 shades of grey
3. Any autobiography of some Z list celebrity (Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Etc.)
Especially when they're filled
A boy actually got this for Christmas." - Freddy_Fazbear
If you're a baby it makes sense. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Ew! Who wants a diaper for Christmas? But hey, at least if someone got that I would be laughing. Especially when it is full. - Freddy_Fazbear
I don't mind getting a sweater for Xmas!
But somehow on that Ed Edd 'N Eddy Christmas episode when Ed finds the large consignment of presents for him, but finds out it's all underwear, socks and Sh! t (Forgive me for swearing! )
I mean Eddy!
I don't know if the person who put this on the list was talking about Goldfish Crackers or fish food. - Freddy_Fazbear
Goldfish Crackers! The snack that smiles back!
How would you even see it to know what it is? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
And yes, that was a reference to the RumChum's teletubbies YTP, 'Poe gets sucked into an inescapable black hole.'
Well, at least it wasn't just a makeshift Teletubbies DVD of Po looking at some colourful, freshly rained on flowers with the narrator saying things in reverse because that would be too scary!
You: I can’t wait
Tears open the wrapping paper
Bees come out
You: not the bees ahh
I'm a nerd. That's a great gift for me! (Unless it's broken)
That would be cool. - SovietZephyr
I would send them to the moon! (MLP reference) - RiverClanRocks
No offense to anyone who like 1D.
Harry syles Doll: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Ghost of John Lennon/David Bowie: Why Wait?!?!
(Kicks Harry Styles doll into hyperspace! )
I'll take then because people will pay decent money for them and I would sell them to a teenage fan girl - Sabbath
That is the worst grift ever
That'll make perfect fuel for an open fire!
GREAT GAG! How do I get fake copies? L_henzen@yahoo.com
I USED TO OWN THOSE WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD!
Its creepy. Why don't you just get a flower and plant it? It's the exact same thing. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
These are gag gifts. No one in their right mind would want one.
These disgusting pieces of glass are the reason why people get ran over and fall off cliffs, etc.
I would like an iPhone6 - PatrickStar
They break almost instantly
At least it doesn't bend
I prefer MLP Dolls. (Not a brony, just a regular fan of MLP! Don't troll me! )
Tearing off the wrapping paper, then finding MORE wrapping paper?!?!
In the words of Alanis Morrisette, "Isn't this ironic, don't you think? "
I could probably turn this into something good. I'll take off his accessories (jackets, scarf, piercing, extra clothes), get his hair, signed pictures, and recordings of him singing songs he will never realese, and get a fourtane.
If you're a toddler about to be potty trained then it makes sense.