Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

The Top Ten Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

1 Nothing

I understand if parents are too poor to buy anything, but what if they are rich millionaires and still don't get any toys for their children on Christmas day? That's a bit rude.

This should be number one

This should be #1 - Freddy_Fazbear

If I don't get anything for Christmas I get a nervous breakdown - Mcgillacuddy

2 A Dead Animal

I deeply agree. How can any person receive a dead animal for Christmas? HE'LL/SHE'LL TRACK GERMS!

I'd feel bad for the animal. No animal deserves to be treated with abuse.

Brian Griffin would disagree! - westofohio

I like blood.

3 The Obama Chia Pet Head

Be thankful it wasn't the trump chia pet head!

This is like one of those Miley Cyrus hair designers. Who'd even keep one? I'd throw it in the trash. And I'm a hoarder.

Something about those things creep me out

It's only a bad Christmas gift if you're:
1. A conservative Republican.
2. Someone who hates Barack Obama.
3. Someone who watches Fox News 24/7. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

4 Underwear

Trash

5 Coal

Put a lot of pressure on it (and I mean millions) and you will get diamonds! - SanicHeghog123

I'm gonna do this laugh out loud

This is a terrible gift, even for adults.

Coal is a plentiful fossil Fuel.

6 Self Help Books

Seriously, get a councillor or a therapy! Don't leave your children miserably reading a book that tells them what's wrong with their life.

Says, 'Here--this is what I think is wrong with you. '

7 Poop

If I ever wanted poop, I'd go to the bathroom and make it myself. Is this a joke gift?

Why? !

8 Monkey Bobblehead
9 Justin Bieber CDs

This is my worst nightmare

LOL, I agree this - 05yusuf09

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING EVEN WHEN I SEE OR HEAR HIS NAME! - SovietZephyr

yes

10 Insects

Kinda depends what you mean by insects,if you mean like in a frame that's fine but if its like a clothes moth or a poisonous spider live that's bad

True.They are like diarrhea poop.

No offense, but these are terrible pets. They die in a week, I know because I had a pet Lemon Beetle and I gave it food, I looked after it and it still died instantly.

And most insects can make you sick. Some caterpillars spread a deadly disease, and centipedes and millipedes can make people sick.

The Contenders

11 Pajama Jeans

I hate it when my parents gave me clothes for Christmas. I to be honest don't care about clothes.

What!? There's such a thing as pajama jeans!? : O

12 Weapons
13 The Snuggie

What is the purpose of these things? - RiverClanRocks

I saw a parody of a commercial for this. It said cold nippies or something

The cheapest marketing plot ever. It's just a bathrobe you wear backwards. You might as well gift them their bathrobe with a peice of paper telling them to wear it diffrent. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 Socks

Socks suck for a Christmas gift. (Pun intended)

I can't get the pjunchline mate

15 Snakes

My dad is terrified of snakes. He'd never give me a snake. Thank god, pythons can choke you and cobras can poison you.

Imagine opening up a present to find snakes in it! - Freddy_Fazbear

Move this to the bests list

16 A Broken TV
17 The Re-Gifted Gift

I hate these. If you're not gonna give me a quality gift then give me nothing at all. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

When I was given this, I want to throw this to his/her face

I got one

18 Bubsy 3D

Who wants a video game that looks like it's unfinished? Bubsy 3D is the worst video game of all time. - EpicJake

Bubsy 3D is a game with such terrible graphics it looks like it's half animated and the producers were too lazy to finish it. It's also really annoying how Bubsy keeps advertising the game and saying stuff like ''What cool platforms! " and stuff, no, Bubsy. This is not ''cool''. And this game is so poorly made, there's barely anything to do and it can probably make people sick. JonTron was right every word he said about this game.

No reason to like this game at all.

I agree with EpicJake - Freddy_Fazbear

19 The Fruitcake
20 A Fanboy and Chum Chum DVD
21 Worksheets

Why do teachers have to give out homework over winter break?

This might be great if you want to learn something!

22 A Time Bomb

Especially when it's gonna explode in 3 seconds. - Freddy_Fazbear

Tag on xmas present: Merry Christmas to little Bobby.
What it really means: ALOHA SNACKBAR! ALALALALALALALALALALA-BOMMM!

23 A Jar of Poison

I GOT the POISON!

I GOT the REMEDY!

24 Blood on the Dance Floor CDs Blood on the Dance Floor is an American scene duo currently consisting of Dahvie Vanity and Fallon Vendetta that formed in 2006. Former members include Jayy von Monroe (2009-2016) and Garrett Ecstasy (2009). All of them provided vocals to the project. ...read more.
25 A Broken Computer

Who needs that? Just asking...

26 Vomit

TF2 Soldier: YOU ARE WALKIN' VOMIT!

™�LET IT GROW! ♪ - Pokemonfan10

27 Onions

Yuck hurts your eyes and cheap

28 A Boring Book

Well, as long as it isn't among the following,

1. Twilight (Not the unicorn, the book)
2. 50 shades of grey
3. Any autobiography of some Z list celebrity (Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Etc.)

29 Diaper

Especially when they're filled

A boy actually got this for Christmas." - Freddy_Fazbear

If you're a baby it makes sense. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Ew! Who wants a diaper for Christmas? But hey, at least if someone got that I would be laughing. Especially when it is full. - Freddy_Fazbear

30 The Holiday Sweater

I don't mind getting a sweater for Xmas!

But somehow on that Ed Edd 'N Eddy Christmas episode when Ed finds the large consignment of presents for him, but finds out it's all underwear, socks and Sh! t (Forgive me for swearing! )

I mean Eddy!

31 A Piece Goldfish Food

I don't know if the person who put this on the list was talking about Goldfish Crackers or fish food. - Freddy_Fazbear

Goldfish Crackers! The snack that smiles back!

How would you even see it to know what it is? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

32 The Teletubbies on DVD

And yes, that was a reference to the RumChum's teletubbies YTP, 'Poe gets sucked into an inescapable black hole.'

Well, at least it wasn't just a makeshift Teletubbies DVD of Po looking at some colourful, freshly rained on flowers with the narrator saying things in reverse because that would be too scary!

33 A Swarm of Bees

You: I can’t wait

Tears open the wrapping paper

Bees come out

You: not the bees ahh

34 Microscope

I'm a nerd. That's a great gift for me! (Unless it's broken)

That would be cool. - SovietZephyr

35 One Direction Dolls

I would send them to the moon! (MLP reference) - RiverClanRocks

No offense to anyone who like 1D.

Harry syles Doll: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!

Ghost of John Lennon/David Bowie: Why Wait?!?!

(Kicks Harry Styles doll into hyperspace! )

36 Temporary Tattoo Kit
37 Justin Bieber Concert Tickets

I'll take then because people will pay decent money for them and I would sell them to a teenage fan girl - Sabbath

That is the worst grift ever

That'll make perfect fuel for an open fire!

GREAT GAG! How do I get fake copies? L_henzen@yahoo.com

38 Foam Letters

I USED TO OWN THOSE WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD!

39 A Lemon With an Smiley Face
40 A Singing/Dancing Christmas Tree
41 Toothpaste
42 A Cheap Watch
43 Chia Head Statue

Its creepy. Why don't you just get a flower and plant it? It's the exact same thing. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

These are gag gifts. No one in their right mind would want one.

44 iPhone 6

These disgusting pieces of glass are the reason why people get ran over and fall off cliffs, etc.

I would like an iPhone6 - PatrickStar

They break almost instantly

At least it doesn't bend

45 Barbie Dolls

I prefer MLP Dolls. (Not a brony, just a regular fan of MLP! Don't troll me! )

46 Fake Phones
47 The Singing Fish
48 Gift Wrapper

Tearing off the wrapping paper, then finding MORE wrapping paper?!?!

In the words of Alanis Morrisette, "Isn't this ironic, don't you think? "

49 Justin Bieber Visits and Sings

I could probably turn this into something good. I'll take off his accessories (jackets, scarf, piercing, extra clothes), get his hair, signed pictures, and recordings of him singing songs he will never realese, and get a fourtane.

50 Toilet Seat

If you're a toddler about to be potty trained then it makes sense.

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