Worst Christmas Gifts Ever


The Top Ten

1 Nothing

I understand if parents are too poor to buy anything, but what if they are rich millionaires and still don't get any toys for their children on Christmas day? That's a bit rude.

This should be number one

What's the point of gifts when you get nothing? - EpicJake

I get this quite often :(

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2 The Obama Chia Pet Head

This is like one of those Miley Cyrus hair designers. Who'd even keep one? I'd throw it in the trash. And I'm a hoarder.

Be thankful it wasn't the trump chia pet head!

Something about those things creep me out

It's only a bad Christmas gift if you're:
1. A conservative Republican.
2. Someone who hates Barack Obama.
3. Someone who watches Fox News 24/7. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 A Dead Animal

I deeply agree. How can any person receive a dead animal for Christmas? HE'LL/SHE'LL TRACK GERMS!

I'd feel bad for the animal. No animal deserves to be treated with abuse.

Brian Griffin would disagree! - westofohio

I like blood.

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4 Coal

Put a lot of pressure on it (and I mean millions) and you will get diamonds! - SanicHeghog123

I'm gonna do this laugh out loud

This is a terrible gift, even for adults.

Coals for naughty kids.


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5 Self Help Books

Seriously, get a councillor or a therapy! Don't leave your children miserably reading a book that tells them what's wrong with their life.

Says, 'Here--this is what I think is wrong with you. '

6 Monkey Bobblehead
7 Pajama Jeans

I hate it when my parents gave me clothes for Christmas. I to be honest don't care about clothes.

What!? There's such a thing as pajama jeans!? : O

8 Justin Bieber CDs

This is my worst nightmare

LOL, I agree this - 05yusuf09


This is the worst thing my peeps could get me. Did you hear that he punched a police officer in the face? I don’t want to listen to someone with that on his record.

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9 The Snuggie

What is the purpose of these things? - RiverClanRocks

I saw a parody of a commercial for this. It said cold nippies or something

The cheapest marketing plot ever. It's just a bathrobe you wear backwards. You might as well gift them their bathrobe with a peice of paper telling them to wear it diffrent. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 Socks

Socks suck for a Christmas gift. (Pun intended)

I can't get the pjunchline mate

The Contenders

11 Snakes

My dad is terrified of snakes. He'd never give me a snake. Thank god, pythons can choke you and cobras can poison you.

Imagine opening up a present to find snakes in it! - Freddy_Fazbear

Move this to the bests list

12 The Re-Gifted Gift

I hate these. If you're not gonna give me a quality gift then give me nothing at all. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

When I was given this, I want to throw this to his/her face

I got one

13 Poop

If I ever wanted poop, I'd go to the bathroom and make it myself. Is this a joke gift?

Why? !

14 The Fruitcake
15 Underwear
16 Bubsy 3D

Who wants a video game that looks like it's unfinished? Bubsy 3D is the worst video game of all time. - EpicJake

Bubsy 3D is a game with such terrible graphics it looks like it's half animated and the producers were too lazy to finish it. It's also really annoying how Bubsy keeps advertising the game and saying stuff like ''What cool platforms! " and stuff, no, Bubsy. This is not ''cool''. And this game is so poorly made, there's barely anything to do and it can probably make people sick. JonTron was right every word he said about this game.

I agree with EpicJake - Freddy_Fazbear

17 Insects

Kinda depends what you mean by insects,if you mean like in a frame that's fine but if its like a clothes moth or a poisonous spider live that's bad

True.They are like diarrhea poop.

No offense, but these are terrible pets. They die in a week, I know because I had a pet Lemon Beetle and I gave it food, I looked after it and it still died instantly.

And most insects can make you sick. Some caterpillars spread a deadly disease, and centipedes and millipedes can make people sick.

18 A Time Bomb

Especially when it's gonna explode in 3 seconds. - Freddy_Fazbear

Tag on xmas present: Merry Christmas to little Bobby.

19 Weapons
20 A Boring Book

Well, as long as it isn't among the following,

1. Twilight (Not the unicorn, the book)
2. 50 shades of grey
3. Any autobiography of some Z list celebrity (Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Etc.)

21 A Broken Computer

Who needs that? Just asking...

22 Onions Onions
23 The Holiday Sweater

I don't mind getting a sweater for Xmas!

But somehow on that Ed Edd 'N Eddy Christmas episode when Ed finds the large consignment of presents for him, but finds out it's all underwear, socks and Sh! t (Forgive me for swearing! )

I mean Eddy!

24 A Piece Goldfish Food

I don't know if the person who put this on the list was talking about Goldfish Crackers or fish food. - Freddy_Fazbear

Goldfish Crackers! The snack that smiles back!

How would you even see it to know what it is? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

25 Microscope

I'm a nerd. That's a great gift for me! (Unless it's broken)

That would be cool. - SovietZephyr

26 Temporary Tattoo Kit
27 Justin Bieber Concert Tickets

I'll take then because people will pay decent money for them and I would sell them to a teenage fan girl - Sabbath

That is the worst grift ever

That'll make perfect fuel for an open fire!

This is the worst christmas present to get a spoilt child!

This should've been at the number 1 spot!

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28 Foam Letters


29 A Swarm of Bees

You: I can’t wait

Tears open the wrapping paper

Bees come out

You: not the bees ahh

30 A Lemon With an Smiley Face
31 A Singing/Dancing Christmas Tree
32 A Cheap Watch
33 Chia Head Statue

Its creepy. Why don't you just get a flower and plant it? It's the exact same thing. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

These are gag gifts. No one in their right mind would want one.

34 iPhone 6

These disgusting pieces of glass are the reason why people get ran over and fall off cliffs, etc.

I would like an iPhone6 - PatrickStar

They break almost instantly

Only voted for this because WHY in the world would this be a bad Christmas gift? Its number 1 on my list!

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35 Fake Phones
36 A Broken TV
37 The Singing Fish
38 Justin Bieber Visits and Sings

I could probably turn this into something good. I'll take off his accessories (jackets, scarf, piercing, extra clothes), get his hair, signed pictures, and recordings of him singing songs he will never realese, and get a fourtane.

39 Diaper

Especially when they're filled

A boy actually got this for Christmas." - Freddy_Fazbear

If you're a baby it makes sense. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Ew! Who wants a diaper for Christmas? But hey, at least if someone got that I would be laughing. Especially when it is full. - Freddy_Fazbear

40 Ouija Board

Something about those things are evil.

I don't even allow those at my pizzeria!

These things are pure evil.

41 Google Map Printouts
42 Rob Zombie's Halloween 2
43 Vomit


™�LET IT GROW! ♪ - Pokemonfan10

44 Acid

Whoa, maaan! That was like, one trippy Christmas man!

45 Dallas Cowboys Jersey
46 Gift Wrapper

Tearing off the wrapping paper, then finding MORE wrapping paper?!?!

In the words of Alanis Morrisette, "Isn't this ironic, don't you think? "

47 Cereal

Mine was Captian Crunch

48 A Broken DS

If one's gaming system is broken, it would render it pointless. - SovietZephyr

A systhem that can't even work becaause it. Got broken -

Let's hope it doesn't show us footage from a japanese version of Tomnodachi life. (AKA Tomodachi Collection! )

P.S: Mimimimimimimi oyoyuneh! (Mock Japanese! )

49 A Piece of Paper

I don't know why I find this funny. Lol - Freddy_Fazbear

50 A Potato

"a potato in a box, no use for me"

(In unfeasibly high-pitched if not bloody hilarious voice) POTATO!

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6 years, 308 days old

Top Remixes (6)

1. Bubsy 3D
2. A Piece Goldfish Food
3. Microscope
1. Poop
2. A Dead Animal
3. Insects
1. Nothing
2. Coal
3. Underwear

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