Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

The Top Ten
1 Nothing

I understand if parents are too poor to buy anything, but what if they are rich millionaires and still don't get any toys for their children on Christmas day? That's a bit rude.

If I don't get anything for Christmas I get a nervous breakdown

What's the point of gifts when you get nothing?

Oh how I miss this being number one!

2 A Dead Animal

I deeply agree. How can any person receive a dead animal for Christmas? HE'LL/SHE'LL TRACK GERMS!

I'd feel bad for the animal. No animal deserves to be treated with abuse.

Brian Griffin would disagree! - westofohio

I like blood.

3 The Obama Chia Pet Head

This is like one of those Miley Cyrus hair designers. Who'd even keep one? I'd throw it in the trash. And I'm a hoarder.

Be thankful it wasn't the trump chia pet head!

Something about those things creep me out

It's only a bad Christmas gift if you're:
1. A conservative Republican.
2. Someone who hates Barack Obama.
3. Someone who watches Fox News 24/7.

4 Self Help Books

Seriously, get a councillor or a therapy! Don't leave your children miserably reading a book that tells them what's wrong with their life.

Says, 'Here--this is what I think is wrong with you. '


5 Underwear


6 Coal

First Santa clause gives this (only if you r bad) and if a regular person gave someone this he / she is readership!

This is a terrible gift, even for adults.

Coal is a plentiful fossil Fuel.

I'm gonna do this laugh out loud

7 Poop

If I ever wanted poop, I'd go to the bathroom and make it myself. Is this a joke gift?

Why? !

8 Justin Bieber CDs

This is the worst thing my peeps could get me. Did you hear that he punched a police officer in the face? I don’t want to listen to someone with that on his record.

JB's music is TERRIBLE, but at least it's not as bad as having JB's hairstyle for a year.

Who would want to hear his ear-bleeding, cringeworthy muic? Not Me! No way, no how!

This is my worst nightmare

9 Monkey Bobblehead
10 Socks

I like to get socks because my mom finds some really good disney princess socks and I love disney princess.

Socks suck for a Christmas gift. (Pun intended)

I can't get the pjunchline mate

The Contenders
11 Insects

Kinda depends what you mean by insects,if you mean like in a frame that's fine but if its like a clothes moth or a poisonous spider live that's bad

True.They are like diarrhea poop.

No offense, but these are terrible pets. They die in a week, I know because I had a pet Lemon Beetle and I gave it food, I looked after it and it still died instantly.

And most insects can make you sick. Some caterpillars spread a deadly disease, and centipedes and millipedes can make people sick.

12 Pajama Jeans

I hate it when my parents gave me clothes for Christmas. I to be honest don't care about clothes.

What!? There's such a thing as pajama jeans!? : O

13 Weapons
14 The Snuggie

What is the purpose of these things? - RiverClanRocks

I saw a parody of a commercial for this. It said cold nippies or something

The cheapest marketing plot ever. It's just a bathrobe you wear backwards. You might as well gift them their bathrobe with a peice of paper telling them to wear it diffrent. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

15 Snakes

My dad is terrified of snakes. He'd never give me a snake. Thank god, pythons can choke you and cobras can poison you.

Imagine opening up a present to find snakes in it! - Freddy_Fazbear

Move this to the bests list

16 A Broken TV
17 The Re-Gifted Gift

I hate these. If you're not gonna give me a quality gift then give me nothing at all. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

When I was given this, I want to throw this to his/her face

I got one

18 Bubsy 3D Bubsy 3D Product Image

Who wants a video game that looks like it's unfinished? Bubsy 3D is the worst video game of all time. - EpicJake

Bubsy 3D is a game with such terrible graphics it looks like it's half animated and the producers were too lazy to finish it. It's also really annoying how Bubsy keeps advertising the game and saying stuff like ''What cool platforms! " and stuff, no, Bubsy. This is not ''cool''. And this game is so poorly made, there's barely anything to do and it can probably make people sick. JonTron was right every word he said about this game.

No reason to like this game at all.

I agree with EpicJake - Freddy_Fazbear

19 The Fruitcake
20 Worksheets

Why do teachers have to give out homework over winter break?

This might be great if you want to learn something!

21 A Fanboy and Chum Chum DVD
22 Blood on the Dance Floor CDs Blood on the Dance Floor was an American scene duo currently consisting of Dahvie Vanity and Fallon Vendetta that formed in 2006. Former members include Jayy von Monroe (2009-2016) and Garrett Ecstasy (2009). All of them provided vocals to the project. ...read more.
23 A Time Bomb

Especially when it's gonna explode in 3 seconds. - Freddy_Fazbear

Tag on xmas present: Merry Christmas to little Bobby.

24 A Broken Computer

Who needs that? Just asking...

my grandma did this to me.

25 A Jar of Poison



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