Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All TimeYes, the annoying, trite little jingles that radio stations across American insist on playing over...and....over.....and over.......
The Top Ten
Listen to this song? Nah, I'd rather eat a smelly boot.
There isn't really any one thing I can pinpoint about this song that makes me dislike it; I pretty much dislike everything about it.
Let me make this clear, though. Justin Bieber is arguably the artist that people tend to have the strongest feelings about, both good and bad, and let's just say that I definitely don't have strongly GOOD feelings toward him. So it's just possible that I might be judging this song too harshly, just because of who is preforming it.
That being said, this song is weak. I forgot the chorus two thirds of the way into the song, and then I had to be reminded what it was when it came back again. It doesn't have a great beat, and the vocals... but that's just blaming Justin Bieber again, and personally, if his vocals are in any song, I immediately like it less.
The lyrics are sappy, and in my opinion, they don't really exhibit the true spirit of Christmas, but you know, at least they aren't like ...more
JB. That alone is enough. - Maddox121
Why isn't this the worst...
I don't think this should be number one. Justin Bieber is way too overhated nowadays. It's definitely not the worst. *cough* Wonderful Christmas Time *cough* - PandasNGaga
I honestly like this song, but as a parody of Christmas, NOT as a song you here along with "Christmas Time Is Here", "Frosty The Snowman" and Burl Ives. - Maddox121
This song is disrespectful to elders, kind of depressing, and way too catchy!
I hate this song its mean, horrible ton elderly people, and too catchy. A kid sung it once, it was not cool at all. They even say she was drunk? It influences kids to like the one that sung it. I just cannot believe how disrespectful this song is to elderly people. If the person who made this song was trying to be funny, EPIC FAIL NOT FUNNY. Plus it is not good for the holiday spirit. I have it stuck in my head now. I can't stand it anymore. HELP ME. Wow this is a lot of complaints, did not expect such a long comment... Well yeah bad song.
It's about a grandma dying and they say she was drunk it's so sad I HATE THIS SONG!
This song... This sounds like a Robot Chicken parody that was written on toilet paper, and this is the same guy who wrote Living In The Sunlight from SpongeBob SquarePants! - Maddox121
The song is quite horrific, you cain't hardly hear it, and the worst voice imaginable - he is so drudgy, the bass and melody are so abysmal - and it isn't even funny - ya kinda disgusting that it's about AIDS during Christmas - and I think offensive to people with AIDS
This, I think, needs to be much higher up. - PositronWildhawk
Why isn't this number one? Just look at the title!
A horrible song. It takes a horrible, misguided meaning from an already dark tone that rings to the depressing tune of an "inspirational" e-mail your family members send you around the holidays. The song is about, yes, a boy's mother who is dying for certain reasons and he decides to buy his mother some Christmas Shoes presumably the night that she will die.
This song would have been fine if it carried along the message that Christmas is the time to be together as a family. It shouldn't carry the focus of the importance of purchasing material goods in the name of pleasing your mother who, I imagine, would probably prefer you being by her side in her dying moments. I wouldn't mind if the song just ended with "I put the money down, he said 'thanks' and walked away", but instead the message carries on into a dark, evil moral that only Veggietales could churn out while in a bad mood.
"I knew that God had sent that little boy to remind me what ...more
Who wants to here a song about death during the most wonderful time of the year?! I know I don't. I've shed enough tears durning the year so don't act like I'm a cold hearted person! It's highly inappropriate! If this song was an Easter Song, I could tolerate it because Easter is a more somber holiday, but Christmas is a celebration of life and a time to enjoy your family! It's there to end the year on a good note, not to have a pity party! Christmas is a time to forget all of your troubles and be joyful! What a way to ruin somebody's holiday!
This song came out the same damn year my grandmother died! (She died on that Halloween of that year) HORRIBLE SONG. And then the idiots on the radio had to play it once an hour!?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW DEPRESSED I WAS THAT XMAS!?!?!?!
I don't hate this song, but Patton Oswalt was just to good when it came to this one.
This song is literally sexualizing an old man who's like 300. Madonna's like 20 when she wrote the song. - Maddox121
This song is very disturbing. It's also REALLY annoying. Really, it just makes me sick.
It's a song about a greedy girl asking Santa for a bunch of expensive stuff. Isn't that the opposite of what Christmas is about?
"Think of all the fellas, I haven't kissed"?! What kind of lyrics is that?! So the song idea is that this person kissed many people and wants to kiss Santa?! I might be wrong, but Santa is married to Mrs. Claus! Who would want to make out with Santa?!
I've never heard of this song, but it sounds terrible. And you know that if it says daddy, it's most likely either sung by or directed to young people.
The title got me dead
Dear God what was that?
Terrible, terrible song with terrible, terrible lyrics!
What the heck kinda sing is this?!
I think Britgirl would like this song... - Turkeyasylum
I haven't heard this song, however I can tell that I probably don't want to hear it...
Which brain dead idiot wrote this?
This song is very dumb, it shows that any song can be played on Christmas as long as it's about it (same goes with Santa Claus has AIDS This Year). This song alone almost made the Peanuts have adult voice actors and almost killed child singers. It's a disgrace to society and should be banned instead of Baby It's Cold Outside. - Maddox121
Ugh. Ever since I was a kid I've hated this song. Kid singers are the worst by default, with rare exception, and she is the worst of them. Not to mention that it's a completely stupid thing to want for Christmas - or any holiday. I hope the hippo eats her.
I'm sure you secretly hate Michael Jackson, but don't wanna admit it, cause he sang as a child. - TeamRocket747
This song is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I can't stand it, it's so awful and annoying!
That little girls voice is very annoying! This should be in the top ten because it makes you want to strangle a pig then jump off a cliff
The mom is 30. Santa Claus is like 300-something. Something's disgusting... - Maddox121
It sucks plain crap
Shut up awesome song an amazing classic
Depend on who sings it. Frankie Valle and the Four Seasons and The Jackson 5ive and Tiny Tim had better versions that that stupid Jimmy Boyd singing it and who in Hell told that kid he can sing?!?!?
What! THIS SONG IS SOMEHOW STUPIDER THAN SANTA BABY! SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T STAND THIS SONG ANY MORE THAN I CAN STAND HAVING A DEFIBRILLATOR USED ON MY WIENER!
Can't listen to it. Nice when you're young. And people who don't vote for this still need their front teeth.
I literally thought Mr. Bagdasarian was singing this song as Theodore when I was a kid, that's how stupid it sounds. - Maddox121
The kid talking is super annoying - minongirl77
That wasn't a kid but a adult singing in a high pitch voice who was singing and his name was George Rock who was the lead vocal for Spike Jones and his City Slickers.
Creepy lyrics sung by a grown man trying to sound like a child, but he really just comes across sounding like Herbert the Pervert. Wonderful. - Spark_Of_Life
I don't like this song. - PandasNGaga
Seriously a horrible, horrible song all together. Considering the hit machine that McCartney and the Beatles were, this is a sad inclusion in their career. The incessant mind numbing keyboard is the WORST sounding piano EVER! And the delay in the chorus just doubles the sickening experience. That setting should be removed from every keyboard to ensure musical torture like this is never produced again.
This song is absolutely horrible. Its ultra-repetitive, uninspired vocals and cheesy keyboards make me queasy. I'd rather drink rotten eggnog than listen to that tripe.
A song written by McCartney to just make money. The only one is his catalog with no music merit and bugs me every year.
I love Lady Gaga, but I do not like this song. I mean, it's pretty disturbing what she's using a Christmas Tree as a metaphor for. This is my second least favorite Gaga song. I love you, Lady Gaga, but this song, ouch. - PandasNGaga
This song is awful and just plain stupid. I don't think that anyone was asking for a song about sex using Christmas-themed innuendos.
Lady Gaga personally isn't a bad singer, but this is my personal worst song of hers. I mean, Born This Way had a good meaning, but she goes from supporting your inner self to making out, with a few festive innuendos to make sure it's still Christmas-y.
Come on, Gaga, you can do much better. - Swellow
Christmas songs sung by the same woman who Loves Judas? No No NO. Gaga stick to what you know by acting like a freak, wearing dresses made out of meat & singing pop songs (which I think are equally as awful as your Christmas song). But just Leave the Christmas songs to the Michael Buble's & Mariah's of the pop world.
The name of this band i-
"I Pooped On Santa's Lap", "All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth", "I Farted on Santa's Lap", "Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year". Dang, these names are insane! Can't believe you'd want to celebrate the birth of Christ by hearing a song about how some mall Santa got pooped on by a little kid. Pretty funny to think about, though. - Donut
The name of this band... - Harri666
Do I need to explain why it's on the list?
Insane Clown Posse, a group of fat, untalented freaks, makes a song about how poor kids don't get presents and how they fantazise about killing Santa while they get another million deposited in their bank. With none of that going ot charity. Nice job, you hypocrites. - Spark_Of_Life
Awww... did poor 7 year old group Insane Clown Posse get coal again? - TeamRocket747
This song is awful. - B1ueNew
This song should be at least in the top 5. - B1ueNew
What the hell
I clicked on the sample and um...
Who asked for a song about Frosty the Snowman having sex and then having his d*** melted? - Spark_Of_Life
I think this is in list more for our hatred towards the artist than the song itself. This cover of the song is awful.
Bieber should Quit singing all together, especially quit at singing Christmas songs anyway. He is ruining the Christmas vibe when his crappy songs come on the radio. He sucks! (By the way I am a teenage girl & I can't stand Bieber's music so not all girls are in love with him)
Not a bad song all around, but Bieber's version is horrendous.
Christmas is best described in this song...
Another classic ruined by JB. - Maddox121
Ruined a classic
You only hate it cause it's Bieber. Stop bashing Bieber, Bieber's overhated. - TeamRocket747
Dumpest sing - Lunala
LOVE IT - Luckys
Don't get me wrong, I love the animated special of this song
But I will admit, this song just gets really annoying at times and especially with those stupid fillers kids put into the song that just sounds ridiculous
Oi, all I can say is I love the song as much as the next person; but I don't wanna hear it over a hundred trillion times!
If this was the best Christmas song list, this should be first. You know nothing, user or visitor who placed this here - keyson
Its really annoying after a while!
Deck the halls? More like wreck the Pauls! - Muffet13
i like it - Luckys
Of course it has to be on the list... even higher than Last Christmas (a stupid song, but not as stupid is Hippo), Santa Diss Track (Logan Paul made this song), and even LIZZIE MCQUIRE SINGING JINGLE BELL ROCK! It's not sexist, a women literally sings the song... Why is this banned but not Hippo for Christmas or Two Front Teeth. Everybody who says this is a sheltered little person who can't handle reality for more than 2 seconds. The new version is legit terrible, but the old, Nah... it's a great song, I'm even planning to start a punch buggy alternative to punch whenever this gets on the radio (which is rare nowadays). "I Can't Believe This Song Exists In 2018 and this is worse than Justin Bieber" ahh yes... Current Year, oldest trick in the book, and how is an innocent yet double meaning christmas song worse than BABY BABY BABY O! I agree with Anon who says "Do you mean the new version that belongs on Kidz Bop" I agree. It's way longer than any of the Liberals rant, it will take ...more - Maddox121
Yes, this is worse than Justin Bieber. I cannot believe this song even exists in 2018.
The lyrics are horrific! The date-rape tone is just too uncomfortable.