Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

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Yes, the annoying, trite little jingles that radio stations across American insist on playing over...and....over.....and over.......

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41 Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Michael Buble wasn't the best, but there are worse than his.

Springsteen's version is best.

Best version was The Pointer Sisters version.

Michael Jackson's version of this song is annoying. It doesn't sound good at all.

42 I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson

Hating on family members, drunks not what Christmas is about

43 The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard
44 Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas - John Guliak
45 Funky, Funky, Xmas - New Kids on the Block

Awful, awful, awful! Kill it slowly and painfully! Nuke kids on the block are atrocious.

How is this so lo? - 445956

46 Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey

Oh, you've never heard of it? I think it's a new one. See, apparently the reindeer can't climb the hills of Italy, so Santa rides on Dominick the Italian Christmas donkey... - Chris6398

He haw he haw. My ears are bleeding.

This should be #1

PLEASE ADD THIS SONG TO THE TOP TEN!

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47 I'll Never Do It On a Christmas Tree

This song is horrible! It's the song Rodney Dangerfield sings in "Rover Dangerfield" (His character is a dog). It's sung from the point of a dog about how he would never urinate on a Christmas Tree.

Whenever I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.

When I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.

I know that I would NOT TOLERATE MY FAMILY URINATING ALL OVER THE Christmas TREE.

48 You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

This should be a Halloween song

This song was a classic both perfectly done by Thurl Ravencroft (in the Chuck Jones animated version) and Jim Carrey (who totally took it up a notch).

I love this song

This is a classic. Not a true Christmas Carol but does not deserve a spot on the list. A better addition would have been that stupid 'Let it Snow' song by Sammy Cahn.

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49 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

I Love South park and this song

My parents showed me this song before and all I wanted to do was go to the people who made it and punch their faces

50 Will Santa Come to Shanty Town - Eddy Arnold

I think the title is enough by itself...

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51 Murder City Xmas - Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid
52 Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech and Chong

Talks about Santa Claus using "magic dust" to get the reindeer off the ground.

This is a classic! Why is it on the list?!

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53 Peppermint Winter - Owl City

Yes, this is even worse than Do They Know It's Christmas. A whiny voice, childish and annoying lyrics, and ear-bleeding instrumentals all come together to make this song the nadir of the Christmas season. - Spark_Of_Life

54 Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Off Santa

I probably hate this song even more than Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer from the titular Christmas special! It's just so stupid and cheesy with two of the worst characters from the special singing about Grandpa suing Santa's pants off that it's just hard to get it out of my head. AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

55 Christmas Is All Around

I like "Love Actually" if only for Bill Nighy's riotous performance as Billy Mack, aging rock star... BUT his singing of his "Festering turd of a record" in the nude is not quite how I want to remember Christmas.

56 Holiday Clusterf**k - Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic)
57 I F***ing Love Christmas - Rob Scallon

This is the best Christmas song

Nope. This song is awesome. enough said.

IT'S GOD DOUG BLEEPING WALKER ON IT!

I love this song how could u - Spiritualsavedboy

Nauseating.

58 Santa Tell Me

Best song ever

HOW COULD YOU, ARIANA GRANDE! YOU COULD JUST BE HAPPY THAT SANTA CLAUS IS LIKELY TO SAY YES AND NOT LEARN ABOUT YOUR SINS, YA BELIEBER!

59 Christmas In the Sand - Colbie Caillat

This song is legitimately creepy. What kid fantasies about seeing Santa in his bathing suit? It also makes Santa sound like a pervert.

It sounds like she wants to have sex with Santa it's gross.

Shouldn't even qualify as a Christmas song. This "song" is horrendous.

60 Jingle Bell Rock - Daryl Hall & John Oates

There is no version of this that is acceptable

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