Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

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41 Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas - John Guliak
42 Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey

Oh, you've never heard of it? I think it's a new one. See, apparently the reindeer can't climb the hills of Italy, so Santa rides on Dominick the Italian Christmas donkey... - Chris6398

He haw he haw. My ears are bleeding.

This should be #1

PLEASE ADD THIS SONG TO THE TOP TEN!

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43 I'll Never Do It On a Christmas Tree

This song is horrible! It's the song Rodney Dangerfield sings in "Rover Dangerfield" (His character is a dog). It's sung from the point of a dog about how he would never urinate on a Christmas Tree.

Whenever I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.

When I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.

I know that I would NOT TOLERATE MY FAMILY URINATING ALL OVER THE Christmas TREE.

44 You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

This song was a classic both perfectly done by Thurl Ravencroft (in the Chuck Jones animated version) and Jim Carrey (who totally took it up a notch).

I love this song

This should be a Halloween song

This is a classic. Not a true Christmas Carol but does not deserve a spot on the list. A better addition would have been that stupid 'Let it Snow' song by Sammy Cahn.

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45 8 Days of Christmas

This really is the nadir of Christmas songs, I hate it with all my heart. I was never a fan of Destiony's Child but this surpasses everything else they've recorded in the crap stakes by a mile. Why inflict this dirge on people? Why only 8 days? Why oh why didn't they fall into a chasm before they got to the recording studio? Someone tell me why?!

Destiny's Child could do better than this. This is them at their worst. - Swellow

This does not sound like a Christmas song. They just made it to make money, I'm guessing.

Strong contender for the worst song ever, never mind Christmas. They've managed to take all that is meaningful and traditional about Christmas and flush it down the bog only to replace it with this big stinking turd that symbolises all that is wrong with Christmas. They should be made to answer for this god awful travesty, materialistic bitches. They should be thankful I don't rule the world (the music world anyway! ).

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46 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

I Love South park and this song

My parents showed me this song before and all I wanted to do was go to the people who made it and punch their faces

47 The Twelve Days of Christmas

Not that bad, except for the Muppet version. Miss Piggy's line for 5 gold rings makes one want to puke with disgust.

Right up there with 100 bottles of beer on the wall

Too long, too repetitive, seems like it will never end.

Sorry, John Rutter. Damn spell check!

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48 Funky, Funky, Xmas - New Kids on the Block

Awful, awful, awful! Kill it slowly and painfully! Nuke kids on the block are atrocious.

49 Murder City Xmas - Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid
50 Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech and Chong

Talks about Santa Claus using "magic dust" to get the reindeer off the ground.

This is a classic! Why is it on the list?!

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51 Peppermint Winter - Owl City

Yes, this is even worse than Do They Know It's Christmas. A whiny voice, childish and annoying lyrics, and ear-bleeding instrumentals all come together to make this song the nadir of the Christmas season. - Spark_Of_Life

52 Christmas Is All Around

I like "Love Actually" if only for Bill Nighy's riotous performance as Billy Mack, aging rock star... BUT his singing of his "Festering turd of a record" in the nude is not quite how I want to remember Christmas.

53 Holiday Clusterf**k - Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic)
54 I F***ing Love Christmas - Rob Scallon

This is the best Christmas song

Nope. This song is awesome. enough said.

IT'S GOD DOUG BLEEPING WALKER ON IT!

I love this song how could u - Spiritualsavedboy

Nauseating.

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56 Christmas In the Sand - Colbie Caillat

This song is legitimately creepy. What kid fantasies about seeing Santa in his bathing suit? It also makes Santa sound like a pervert.

It sounds like she wants to have sex with Santa it's gross.

Shouldn't even qualify as a Christmas song. This "song" is horrendous.

57 Jingle Bell Rock - Daryl Hall & John Oates

There is no version of this that is acceptable

58 Hooray for Santa Claus

There's a version by the punk band Sloppy Seconds which was better than the original version.

The vomitous theme song from the timeless classic "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Lyrics include : "He's round and fat, and by jiminy, he just fits down any chim-a-ney".

59 Christmas Wrapping

A lot of Christmas songs are worse than this one. - BobG

I love this song

60 Frosty the Snowman

Where is Christmas mentioned or implied in this tune? The cartoon is even weird.

I hate this song it's so annoying

"With a corncob pipe & a button nose"? Why not "with a corncob pipe & a bulbous nose"?!

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