Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All TimeDarrell
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Oh, you've never heard of it? I think it's a new one. See, apparently the reindeer can't climb the hills of Italy, so Santa rides on Dominick the Italian Christmas donkey... - Chris6398
He haw he haw. My ears are bleeding.
This should be #1
PLEASE ADD THIS SONG TO THE TOP TEN!V 2 Comments
This song is horrible! It's the song Rodney Dangerfield sings in "Rover Dangerfield" (His character is a dog). It's sung from the point of a dog about how he would never urinate on a Christmas Tree.
Whenever I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.
When I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.
I know that I would NOT TOLERATE MY FAMILY URINATING ALL OVER THE Christmas TREE.
This song was a classic both perfectly done by Thurl Ravencroft (in the Chuck Jones animated version) and Jim Carrey (who totally took it up a notch).
I love this song
This should be a Halloween song
This is a classic. Not a true Christmas Carol but does not deserve a spot on the list. A better addition would have been that stupid 'Let it Snow' song by Sammy Cahn.V 4 Comments
This really is the nadir of Christmas songs, I hate it with all my heart. I was never a fan of Destiony's Child but this surpasses everything else they've recorded in the crap stakes by a mile. Why inflict this dirge on people? Why only 8 days? Why oh why didn't they fall into a chasm before they got to the recording studio? Someone tell me why?!
Destiny's Child could do better than this. This is them at their worst. - Swellow
This does not sound like a Christmas song. They just made it to make money, I'm guessing.
Strong contender for the worst song ever, never mind Christmas. They've managed to take all that is meaningful and traditional about Christmas and flush it down the bog only to replace it with this big stinking turd that symbolises all that is wrong with Christmas. They should be made to answer for this god awful travesty, materialistic bitches. They should be thankful I don't rule the world (the music world anyway! ).V 1 Comment
I Love South park and this song
My parents showed me this song before and all I wanted to do was go to the people who made it and punch their faces
Not that bad, except for the Muppet version. Miss Piggy's line for 5 gold rings makes one want to puke with disgust.
Right up there with 100 bottles of beer on the wall
Too long, too repetitive, seems like it will never end.
Sorry, John Rutter. Damn spell check!V 2 Comments
Awful, awful, awful! Kill it slowly and painfully! Nuke kids on the block are atrocious.
Talks about Santa Claus using "magic dust" to get the reindeer off the ground.
This is a classic! Why is it on the list?!V 1 Comment
Yes, this is even worse than Do They Know It's Christmas. A whiny voice, childish and annoying lyrics, and ear-bleeding instrumentals all come together to make this song the nadir of the Christmas season. - Spark_Of_Life
I like "Love Actually" if only for Bill Nighy's riotous performance as Billy Mack, aging rock star... BUT his singing of his "Festering turd of a record" in the nude is not quite how I want to remember Christmas.
This is the best Christmas song
Nope. This song is awesome. enough said.
IT'S GOD DOUG BLEEPING WALKER ON IT!
I love this song how could u - Spiritualsavedboy
This song is legitimately creepy. What kid fantasies about seeing Santa in his bathing suit? It also makes Santa sound like a pervert.
It sounds like she wants to have sex with Santa it's gross.
Shouldn't even qualify as a Christmas song. This "song" is horrendous.
There is no version of this that is acceptable
There's a version by the punk band Sloppy Seconds which was better than the original version.
The vomitous theme song from the timeless classic "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Lyrics include : "He's round and fat, and by jiminy, he just fits down any chim-a-ney".
A lot of Christmas songs are worse than this one. - BobG
I love this song
Where is Christmas mentioned or implied in this tune? The cartoon is even weird.
I hate this song it's so annoying
"With a corncob pipe & a button nose"? Why not "with a corncob pipe & a bulbous nose"?!
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