Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

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41 Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey

Oh, you've never heard of it? I think it's a new one. See, apparently the reindeer can't climb the hills of Italy, so Santa rides on Dominick the Italian Christmas donkey... - Chris6398

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42 I'll Never Do It On a Christmas Tree

This song is horrible! It's the song Rodney Dangerfield sings in "Rover Dangerfield" (His character is a dog). It's sung from the point of a dog about how he would never urinate on a Christmas Tree.

Whenever I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.

When I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.

I know that I would NOT TOLERATE MY FAMILY URINATING ALL OVER THE Christmas TREE.

43 Jingle Bell Rock

Wha? This song is a Christmas Classic!

Jingle bell rock is way better than all these songs when you hear it in Christmas.

Any song with rock in it? What about Jailhouse Rock, Detroit Rock city, I Am a Rock, Rock and roll, I Love Rock and roll, Let there be rock, Mambo Rock, Rock N Roll All Nite, Rock around The clock, Rock and roll music, Rock A Billy, and God gave rock and roll to you? Yeah That's What I Thought... - Beatlesboy9

Easily, one of the stupidest Christmas songs ever written.

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44 You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

This song was a classic both perfectly done by Thurl Ravencroft (in the Chuck Jones animated version) and Jim Carrey (who totally took it up a notch).

This should be a Halloween song

This is a classic. Not a true Christmas Carol but does not deserve a spot on the list. A better addition would have been that stupid 'Let it Snow' song by Sammy Cahn.

I love this song

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45 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

My parents showed me this song before and all I wanted to do was go to the people who made it and punch their faces

I Love South park and this song

46 Christmastime Is Killing Us - Family Guy

Stewie Griffin = nauseating. Enough said.

47 Will Santa Come to Shanty Town - Eddy Arnold

I think the title is enough by itself...

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48 Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech and Chong

Talks about Santa Claus using "magic dust" to get the reindeer off the ground.

This is a classic! Why is it on the list?!

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49 Christmas Is All Around

I like "Love Actually" if only for Bill Nighy's riotous performance as Billy Mack, aging rock star... BUT his singing of his "Festering turd of a record" in the nude is not quite how I want to remember Christmas.

50 Holiday Clusterf**k - Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic)
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52 Christmas In the Sand - Colbie Caillat

This song is legitimately creepy. What kid fantasies about seeing Santa in his bathing suit? It also makes Santa sound like a pervert.

It sounds like she wants to have sex with Santa it's gross.

Shouldn't even qualify as a Christmas song. This "song" is horrendous.

53 I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

Who would put this in for goodness sake? Great tune great lyrics great Roy Wood. This us a national treasure of a song!

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54 Jingle Bell Rock - Daryl Hall & John Oates

There is no version of this that is acceptable

55 Baby's First Christmas - Connie Francis

Ick! Have this on a lovely Time-Life CD. It's terrible! Should be closer to #1!

56 Hooray for Santa Claus

There's a version by the punk band Sloppy Seconds which was better than the original version.

The vomitous theme song from the timeless classic "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Lyrics include : "He's round and fat, and by jiminy, he just fits down any chim-a-ney".

57 Christmas Wrapping

A lot of Christmas songs are worse than this one. - BobG

I love this song

58 Frosty the Snowman

Where is Christmas mentioned or implied in this tune? The cartoon is even weird.

I hate this song it's so annoying

"With a corncob pipe & a button nose"? Why not "with a corncob pipe & a bulbous nose"?!

59 The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio & Bob Rivers

This song is hilarious! What is this doing on here?

Love this song. Should not be on this list.

This is bad it's so annoying it's the oppsoite of 12 days of Christmas

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60 Poo-Choo Train V 2 Comments
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