Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All TimeDarrell Yes, the annoying, trite little jingles that radio stations across American insist on playing over...and....over.....and over.......
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Michael Buble wasn't the best, but there are worse than his.
Springsteen's version is best.
Best version was The Pointer Sisters version.
Michael Jackson's version of this song is annoying. It doesn't sound good at all.
Hating on family members, drunks not what Christmas is about
Awful, awful, awful! Kill it slowly and painfully! Nuke kids on the block are atrocious.
How is this so lo? - 445956
Oh, you've never heard of it? I think it's a new one. See, apparently the reindeer can't climb the hills of Italy, so Santa rides on Dominick the Italian Christmas donkey... - Chris6398
He haw he haw. My ears are bleeding.
This should be #1
PLEASE ADD THIS SONG TO THE TOP TEN!V 2 Comments
This song is horrible! It's the song Rodney Dangerfield sings in "Rover Dangerfield" (His character is a dog). It's sung from the point of a dog about how he would never urinate on a Christmas Tree.
Whenever I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.
When I hear this song, I think of all the trees being cut down just to give us this disaster.
I know that I would NOT TOLERATE MY FAMILY URINATING ALL OVER THE Christmas TREE.
This should be a Halloween song
This song was a classic both perfectly done by Thurl Ravencroft (in the Chuck Jones animated version) and Jim Carrey (who totally took it up a notch).
I love this song
This is a classic. Not a true Christmas Carol but does not deserve a spot on the list. A better addition would have been that stupid 'Let it Snow' song by Sammy Cahn.V 4 Comments
I Love South park and this song
My parents showed me this song before and all I wanted to do was go to the people who made it and punch their faces
I think the title is enough by itself...V 1 Comment
Talks about Santa Claus using "magic dust" to get the reindeer off the ground.
This is a classic! Why is it on the list?!V 1 Comment
Yes, this is even worse than Do They Know It's Christmas. A whiny voice, childish and annoying lyrics, and ear-bleeding instrumentals all come together to make this song the nadir of the Christmas season. - Spark_Of_Life
I probably hate this song even more than Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer from the titular Christmas special! It's just so stupid and cheesy with two of the worst characters from the special singing about Grandpa suing Santa's pants off that it's just hard to get it out of my head. AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I like "Love Actually" if only for Bill Nighy's riotous performance as Billy Mack, aging rock star... BUT his singing of his "Festering turd of a record" in the nude is not quite how I want to remember Christmas.
This is the best Christmas song
Nope. This song is awesome. enough said.
IT'S GOD DOUG BLEEPING WALKER ON IT!
I love this song how could u - Spiritualsavedboy
Best song ever
HOW COULD YOU, ARIANA GRANDE! YOU COULD JUST BE HAPPY THAT SANTA CLAUS IS LIKELY TO SAY YES AND NOT LEARN ABOUT YOUR SINS, YA BELIEBER!
This song is legitimately creepy. What kid fantasies about seeing Santa in his bathing suit? It also makes Santa sound like a pervert.
It sounds like she wants to have sex with Santa it's gross.
Shouldn't even qualify as a Christmas song. This "song" is horrendous.
There is no version of this that is acceptable
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