Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time


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61 The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio & Bob Rivers

This song is hilarious! What is this doing on here?

This song is terrible.

Love this song. Should not be on this list.

This is bad it's so annoying it's the oppsoite of 12 days of Christmas

62 Poo-Choo Train V 2 Comments
63 Silent Night - Pentatonix

I hate this song because the words don't match with the music.
For example: It is supposed to say "round yon virgin mother (one person) and child" but the music is written as "round yon virgin -pause- mother and child" three people.

Not agreeing, but I suggest the first commentor listen to the german version. It's not a great but literal translation.

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64 Christmas Is Creepy - Fred Figglehorn

What the heck Halloween song not Christmas song

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65 Mele Kalikimaka - She & Him V 1 Comment
66 Grinch 2000 - Busta Rhymes & Jim Carrey
67 Jingle Bells

Why is jingle bells on this list?

You mean the "jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg" one? - NoOreoForU

68 Last Christmas

Actually, I do think this is a nice Christmas song to listen to! She was with one boyfriend found a nicer man in her life and left her boyfriend for a PERFECT Christmas to be with someone who loved her more and she'd be happier all round. If you can imagine being together but not in love and being with someone and happy and it (Christmas) is the season to be jolly. So, listen to the words while imagining being in an unhappy RELATIONSHIP. and you meet a very nice person -he/she makes you happy -would that not make your Christmas while the other person's HEART!

Who could possibly like this song? "Last Christmas I gave you my heart / But the very next day you gave it away / This year to save me from tears / I'll give it to someone special..." Where to begin? Whiny topic, crappy rhymes, dippy tune, moronic message. "Oh, someone SPECIAL! That's what I've been doing wrong! " Dude, let me get this straight. Someone gave YOUR heart to a third party without permission? And you think you still have one to give again this year? What kind of crazy organ donor clinic do you run?

This has nothing to do with Christmas other than the word "Christmas" is said in the the song. Terrible and should be removed from all radio stations. Garbage.

This is undoubtedly the worst excuse for a Christmas song of all time. Even without the Christmas theme it is insipid and whiny

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69 All I Want for Christmas Is You

Once upon a time in my life, I liked this song, until I learned to drive and listened to the radio...

It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the single-most overplayed song at Christmastime. I can't stand to hear it now. - BKAllmighty

I love all of mariah Carey songs


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70 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

While I agree with much of the tripe on the list, to leave this one out of a Top 10 worst is an unforgivable omission. This song is completely intolerable to me, I simply want to blast the radio with a double barrel 12 gauge when it comes on. It takes this horrid, superior, preachy tone, tops it off with a most insincere sounding "And so Merry Christmas..."; everything about reeks of John Lennon at his "I know better than everyone else" peace hippy stage. "War is over, if you want it..." (Slaps forehead) Man! Why didn't I think of that! Stupid travesty, and he involved kids to boot. What a jerk.

Here, I disagree. Taylor is a decent singer but her fanbase praise her like if she was the only good singer. Swifties also bashes anyone who critics Taylor, even if it's something as innocent as "Taylor isn't great". I am fine if they love her, but COME ON! Everyone has their opinions! - Billyv

I like this song. Great job John Lennon!

Great song musically (one of the best Christmas songs ever, minus the lyrics); however the self-righteous lyrics bring this down many notches. John Lennon's delusion that he was some kind of a Gandhi figure is really annoying when the delusion makes its way into lyrics.

This is THE stupidest Christmas song. It makes no sense, and only applies after a war

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71 I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas
72 Will Santa Come to Shanty Town - Eddy Arnold

I think the title is enough by itself...

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73 Blue Christmas Lights - Chris Hillman

All it needs is cows mooing, and it wouldn't change a thing!

74 Someone Is Missing at Christmas
75 I've Got the Christmas Spirit - Brook Benton
76 Santa Gimme - Jay Randall

Tasteless. I mean, "santa gimme hoes"? Really?

77 Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy - Brad Paisley
78 It Must Have Been the Mistletoe - Barbara Mandrell
79 Hark! the Herald Angels Sing - Carrie Underwood

Kings College Cambridge thanks!

80 Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Bruce Springsteen

Kill it. Kill it with fire. - RiverClanRocks



This is one of those "Ear Rape" that is so bad that you can swear that your eardrums violently busted and can't stop bleeding.

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