Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time


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81 The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
82 So This is Christmas
83 Murder City Xmas - Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid
84 Grinch 2000 - Busta Rhymes & Jim Carrey
85 Randall the Wrapping Paper Monster
86 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

While I agree with much of the tripe on the list, to leave this one out of a Top 10 worst is an unforgivable omission. This song is completely intolerable to me, I simply want to blast the radio with a double barrel 12 gauge when it comes on. It takes this horrid, superior, preachy tone, tops it off with a most insincere sounding "And so Merry Christmas..."; everything about reeks of John Lennon at his "I know better than everyone else" peace hippy stage. "War is over, if you want it..." (Slaps forehead) Man! Why didn't I think of that! Stupid travesty, and he involved kids to boot. What a jerk.

Here, I disagree. Taylor is a decent singer but her fanbase praise her like if she was the only good singer. Swifties also bashes anyone who critics Taylor, even if it's something as innocent as "Taylor isn't great". I am fine if they love her, but COME ON! Everyone has their opinions! - Billyv

I like this song. Great job John Lennon!

Great song musically (one of the best Christmas songs ever, minus the lyrics); however the self-righteous lyrics bring this down many notches. John Lennon's delusion that he was some kind of a Gandhi figure is really annoying when the delusion makes its way into lyrics.

This is THE stupidest Christmas song. It makes no sense, and only applies after a war

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87 All I Want for Christmas Is You

Once upon a time in my life, I liked this song, until I learned to drive and listened to the radio...

I love all of mariah Carey songs

It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the single-most overplayed song at Christmastime. I can't stand to hear it now. - BKAllmighty

That high pitched screech at the end...ugh!

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88 Jingle Bells

Why is jingle bells on this list?

You mean the "jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg" one? - NoOreoForU

89 Last Christmas

Actually, I do think this is a nice Christmas song to listen to! She was with one boyfriend found a nicer man in her life and left her boyfriend for a PERFECT Christmas to be with someone who loved her more and she'd be happier all round. If you can imagine being together but not in love and being with someone and happy and it (Christmas) is the season to be jolly. So, listen to the words while imagining being in an unhappy RELATIONSHIP. and you meet a very nice person -he/she makes you happy -would that not make your Christmas while the other person's HEART!

Who could possibly like this song? "Last Christmas I gave you my heart / But the very next day you gave it away / This year to save me from tears / I'll give it to someone special..." Where to begin? Whiny topic, crappy rhymes, dippy tune, moronic message. "Oh, someone SPECIAL! That's what I've been doing wrong! " Dude, let me get this straight. Someone gave YOUR heart to a third party without permission? And you think you still have one to give again this year? What kind of crazy organ donor clinic do you run?

This has nothing to do with Christmas other than the word "Christmas" is said in the the song. Terrible and should be removed from all radio stations. Garbage.

This is undoubtedly the worst excuse for a Christmas song of all time. Even without the Christmas theme it is insipid and whiny

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