Top Ten Worst Comebacks

Such a bad one but this fat kid made such a bad comeback I went in a moment of silence for comebacks let us have another minute of silence for the crappy comeback.
I had to deal with this all of the time it is so annoying and dosn't make sense half the time

Oh my goodness my cousin uses this all the time. Its really ANNOYING! While I'm typing this comment she is sitting next to me smiling and laughing.

Guy Fighting With Me: I know what you are, but what am I?
Me:You're the guy who's fighting me, and the the one who's dumb enough to use that as a comeback.

My brother uses this all the time, and it's annoying and stupid. Seriously, what's the point?! Tell me. This just gets old quick.

Me: You just spilled my drink.
Little Kid: I'm telling my mommy you said that! Mommy! Some girl yelled at me, and called me a bad name.
Me: I did not call you a name, you liar, and I didn't yell at you.

Seriously, this gets old. This is a made-up story that uses the following comeback.

Kids can be tattletales, and this comeback sucks.

That isn't gong to help in the slightest.

Well that's sad... Humans are hopeless

Haha! My mom says this all the time! I love it! It cracks me up every time. It's shuts people up though... or they just punch you right in the face but whatever.

My younger brother uses this and I sit back and laugh at him. he thinks I'm laughing because of a funny comeback but its at his stupidity

That has to be the worst comeback ever.

Me: You're an awesome, and friendly kid.
Random Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Me: That was just a compliment, you dummy!
Random Kid: You're a bigger one!
Me: Shut up.

Bully: You're ugly!
Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Bully:...

What in the world is this?

Kid 1: My mom got diagnosed with cancer yesterday
Kid 2: Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
Kid 3: *sits there contemplating their friendship*
This right here, is genius, why haven't I thought of this before? I'm gonna use this every time someone talks to me from now on. Thank you the 5 year old who said this

What kind of comeback is this?

Me: You stepped in dog poop on accident.
Kid: Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths.
Me: What does that mean? That's a terrible comeback.

I don't know who says this, but I really want to meet them. In fact, I might become them.

I honestly think you would make a fool of yourself using this comeback.

This is only a word, but people use it as a comeback.

Me: Why did you try to break my computer?
Kid: Because.
Me: You stink.

This isn't a comeback, whoever put this on here is dumb.

It's not even a comeback! It's just saying a word.

Best comeback ever! You can say it no matter what.

It takes a mass murderer to know a mass murderer huh?

Me to my sisters

From now on, that is going to be my response to everything.

Bully: You're ugly!
Me: Potato!
Bully: You're stupid!
Me: Potato!
Bully: Why do you keep saying potato?
Me: Potato!
Bully: STOP SAYING THAT!

Kid: Buy me ice cream right now

Babysitter: potato

Kid: I hate you!

Babysitter: potato

Truck of potato's falls on the kid's head...

This is a vegetable. If this is really a comeback, then the idiot who came up with this should get an actual brain.

What. Is this really a comeback? I just laughed out loud at this comeback.

People do this just to sound tougher, but FAIL, it doesn't work. Lots of the boys in the fifth grade classes at my school do this a lot, and so do some of the girls. This is basically just cursing. And they are just inappropriate, too. I hate hearing or seeing people swear.

Yea its true this deserves to be on this list. Every time I swear I sound like a moron but the word just automatically comes out! I try to avoid swearing!

I only swear when I'm upset and it feels good. But it does not make you any tougher I agree with the that

Epithets are simply a substitute for normal and civilized language.

This is what my teacher says... I watched a movie called sonic boom and Amy used that word... teachers says I had to use this useless comeback.

This is actually a good comeback. But not many people listen to this one, though.

How teachers think bullying works.

This is one that a lot of my classmates uses and it annoying as crap

My Sister uses that all the time. It's so annoying. What does So what even mean?

So what basically means "So? ". I like this comeback.

I like this one actually.

People who are bullies don't listen to this one.

Farts smell bad, not good. This doesn't make any sense. Farts are not funny, and this is a stupid comeback. So the idiot who came up with this, you need a brain, go look at a dictionary, and look up fart. Then see for yourself. Look at the mistake you made and fix it.

Can't say I've ever heard this being used, but it sounds like it would definitely stop someone bullying you.

Farts aren't supposed to smell good. Check the dictionary people!

Farts ain't supposed to smell good..
Yeah...
That doesn't even make sense

Me talking to my sisters

Well, what if something bad is going to happen to you, like death, cancer, or you falling off a cliff? Would you consider that good?!

So you dying is good?

I am the same guy who posted that hilarious comic. I am NOT that strong or crazy, I SWEAR!

This is just plain old stupid. Who came up with this?! My brother uses this 24/7, and it's VERY ANNOYING. I don't know how people find this amusing, but the jokes are WAY worse than this.

For example:
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind kids cry!
Seriously, what's the point if this?! It's pointless!

I hate this. In 6th grade, every time I asked my friend a question, she responded "Your mom."
ALL. THE. TIME.
I don't ask her questions anymore.

Whoever said that their brother uses this comeback on them, he's technically insulting his mom too.

This the most cringe and worst comeback I have ever heard! Kids will always use this comeback and it is the worst

Me: You stole all my money!
Guy: No I didn't. I'm innocent.
Me: What's in your pockets?
Guy: Your money.
Whoops...
Me: Ha! I knew it!

This results in getting injured.

I disagree with the guy who says this is a good comeback. IT IS SO DUMB!

Pretty much the two year old's version of I know you are and what am I

This comeback is rubbish

Chuck a boulder at me.