Top Ten Worst Comebacks

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The Top Ten

1 I know you are but what am I

This is the only way you might put my comeback on the list Did you forget to take your pills today, because you just described yourself

People only say this because they are not creative at all and can't figure out anything else

This makes no sense! It is one of my worst, right up with "your mom".

Oh my goodness my cousin uses this all the time. Its really ANNOYING! While I'm typing this comment she is sitting next to me smiling and laughing.

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2 I'm telling my mommy

what!? is mommy going to shoot him with a gun!? - l9me

I have a little made-up story about what 19me said.

Kid: I'm telling my mommy!
Me: What's she going to do, shoot me with a gun?!
Kid: That's exactly what she's going to do!
Me: Oh crap...
Kid: GO GET HER MOMMY! SHOOT HER REAL HARD!
Mom: *growls, shoots and kills me*
Kid: I'm glad that's over with.

LOL! I HATE THIS COMEBACK! YOU LITTLE SNITCHES USE THIS COMEBACK!

Me: You just spilled my drink.
Little Kid: I'm telling my mommy you said that! Mommy! Some girl yelled at me, and called me a bad name.
Me: I did not call you a name, you liar, and I didn't yell at you.

Seriously, this gets old. This is a made-up story that uses the following comeback.

Kids can be tattletales, and this comeback sucks. - Powerfulgirl10

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3 Your face

An idiot named Landon say it all the time

A boy called Dylan IS HATED because of his stupidity and every single comeback he says your face seriously don't say your face

That has to be the worst comeback ever.

My younger brother uses this and I sit back and laugh at him. he thinks I'm laughing because of a funny comeback but its at his stupidity

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4 Running off crying

THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK! It is proof that you are a baby. This shouldn't be on the list in my opinion.

It just show embarrasment

Only babies do that.

Comebacks are the best thing to do

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5 Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths

I don't know who says this, but I really want to meet them. In fact, I might become them.

I honestly think you would make a fool of yourself using this comeback.

How does this make sense?

Welp, this is better than some of the comebacks my friends can come up with..

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6 Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!

Me: You're an awesome, and friendly kid.
Random Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Me: That was just a compliment, you dummy!
Random Kid: You're a bigger one!
Me: Shut up.

What in the world is this?

Thanks man U talking about my dick

7 Because

People only say this because they can't say anything else

It's not even a comeback! It's just saying a word. - logblobo

This isn't a comeback, whoever put this on here is dumb.

Best comeback ever! You can say it no matter what.

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8 Takes one to know one

It takes a mass murderer to know a mass murderer huh?

Your really calling your Self one too

I don't know I like that one

My friend uses this all the time and it's annoying

9 Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet

This comeback is terrible. It just makes you look stupid.

This is actually not terrible as it requires quick thinking

This is completely stupid

This is just the worst one yet

10 Yeah, and?

Oh my gosh this one is so overused

IKR (I know right? )

The Contenders

11 Am not

Me: You are awesome.
Guy: Am not.
Me: I just gave you a compliment, dummy.

Me:You are cool!
Sister:Am not!
Me:Okay, let's just go with that.
Sister:Am not!
Me:I am ugly!
Sister:Am not!

12 Potato

This is a vegetable. If this is really a comeback, then the idiot who came up with this should get an actual brain.

Instead of saying this throw this at the person

Get recked noob s

MAGNIFICENT

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13 What? V 1 Comment
14 I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!

This is actually a good comeback. But not many people listen to this one, though.

This one is so old I feel of my pet DINASOR

One time I was bulling someone and he said this. it made me think a lot and I stoped. jk jk sarcasm

15 Swearing

Does NOT make you sound tougher. If you're going to use swares as comebacks, just make sure you have something witty along with it or you're gonna look stupid. - booklover1

People do this just to sound tougher, but FAIL, it doesn't work. Lots of the boys in the fifth grade classes at my school do this a lot, and so do some of the girls. This is basically just cursing. And they are just inappropriate, too. I hate hearing or seeing people swear.

people do this to look cool. it doesn't work, it just creates an unattractive image and then you look stupid!

Epithets are simply a substitute for normal and civilized language.

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16 Well, you're fat as an elephant

This is so old and such a complete cliche

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17 So what

My Sister uses that all the time. It's so annoying. What does So what even mean?

So what basically means "So? ". I like this comeback.

Yes I would consider it good

I like this one actually. - Powerfulgirl10

18 You're being a bully

I know a kid in my school who says this all the time when I get pissed off at him and yesterday I almost punched him in front of the principle - Draco

People who are bullies don't listen to this one.

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19 Good for me

Well, what if something bad is going to happen to you, like death, cancer, or you falling off a cliff? Would you consider that good?!

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20 I don't care

It's ironic because 97% of the time they do care

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
2. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
3. Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut
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1. I'm telling my mommy
2. You're being a bully
3. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
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1. Running off crying
2. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
3. Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet
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