Top Ten Worst Comebacks


The Top Ten

1 I know you are but what am I

This is the only way you might put my comeback on the list Did you forget to take your pills today, because you just described yourself

People only say this because they are not creative at all and can't figure out anything else

This makes no sense! It is one of my worst, right up with "your mom".

So lame

V 30 Comments
2 I'm telling my mommy

what!? is mommy going to shoot him with a gun!? - l9me

I have a little made-up story about what 19me said.

Kid: I'm telling my mommy!
Me: What's she going to do, shoot me with a gun?!
Kid: That's exactly what she's going to do!
Me: Oh crap...
Mom: *growls, shoots and kills me*
Kid: I'm glad that's over with.


Me: You just spilled my drink.
Little Kid: I'm telling my mommy you said that! Mommy! Some girl yelled at me, and called me a bad name.
Me: I did not call you a name, you liar, and I didn't yell at you.

Seriously, this gets old. This is a made-up story that uses the following comeback.

Kids can be tattletales, and this comeback sucks. - Powerfulgirl10

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3 Your face

An idiot named Landon say it all the time

A boy called Dylan IS HATED because of his stupidity and every single comeback he says your face seriously don't say your face

That has to be the worst comeback ever.

My younger brother uses this and I sit back and laugh at him. he thinks I'm laughing because of a funny comeback but its at his stupidity

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4 Running off crying

THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK! It is proof that you are a baby. This shouldn't be on the list in my opinion.

It just show embarrasment

Only babies do that.

Comebacks are the best thing to do

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5 Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths

I don't know who says this, but I really want to meet them. In fact, I might become them.

I honestly think you would make a fool of yourself using this comeback.

How does this make sense?

Welp, this is better than some of the comebacks my friends can come up with..

V 8 Comments
6 Because

People only say this because they can't say anything else

It's not even a comeback! It's just saying a word. - logblobo

This isn't a comeback, whoever put this on here is dumb.

Best comeback ever! You can say it no matter what.

V 3 Comments
7 Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!

Me: You're an awesome, and friendly kid.
Random Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Me: That was just a compliment, you dummy!
Random Kid: You're a bigger one!
Me: Shut up.

What in the world is this?

Thanks man U talking about my dick

8 Takes one to know one

It takes a mass murderer to know a mass murderer huh?

Your really calling your Self one too

I don't know I like that one

My friend uses this all the time and it's annoying

9 Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet

This comeback is terrible. It just makes you look stupid.

This is actually not terrible as it requires quick thinking

This is completely stupid

This is just the worst one yet

10 Yeah, and?

Oh my gosh this one is so overused

IKR (I know right? )

The Contenders

11 Am not

Me: You are awesome.
Guy: Am not.
Me: I just gave you a compliment, dummy.

Me:You are cool!
Sister:Am not!
Me:Okay, let's just go with that.
Sister:Am not!
Me:I am ugly!
Sister:Am not!

12 Potato

This is a vegetable. If this is really a comeback, then the idiot who came up with this should get an actual brain.

Instead of saying this throw this at the person

Get recked noob s


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13 What?

Me: Hey Bitch You Live With your Mum

Kid: Don't Have A Mum (U Wot M8)

Me: Saying U Wot M8 Is Not Tough

Kid: What?

14 I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!

This is actually a good comeback. But not many people listen to this one, though.

This one is so old I feel of my pet DINASOR

One time I was bulling someone and he said this. it made me think a lot and I stoped. jk jk sarcasm

15 Swearing

Does NOT make you sound tougher. If you're going to use swares as comebacks, just make sure you have something witty along with it or you're gonna look stupid. - booklover1

People do this just to sound tougher, but FAIL, it doesn't work. Lots of the boys in the fifth grade classes at my school do this a lot, and so do some of the girls. This is basically just cursing. And they are just inappropriate, too. I hate hearing or seeing people swear.

people do this to look cool. it doesn't work, it just creates an unattractive image and then you look stupid!

Epithets are simply a substitute for normal and civilized language.

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16 Well, you're fat as an elephant

This is so old and such a complete cliche

V 2 Comments
17 So what

My Sister uses that all the time. It's so annoying. What does So what even mean?

So what basically means "So? ". I like this comeback.

Yes I would consider it good

I like this one actually. - Powerfulgirl10

18 You're being a bully

I know a kid in my school who says this all the time when I get pissed off at him and yesterday I almost punched him in front of the principle - Draco

People who are bullies don't listen to this one.

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19 Good for me

Well, what if something bad is going to happen to you, like death, cancer, or you falling off a cliff? Would you consider that good?!

V 1 Comment
20 I don't care

It's ironic because 97% of the time they do care


21 Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut

Weird comeback. - Powerfulgirl10


22 I'm innocent

Me: You stole all my money!
Guy: No I didn't. I'm innocent.
Me: What's in your pockets?
Guy: Your money.
Me: Ha! I knew it!

V 2 Comments
23 I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you

Pretty much the two year old's version of I know you are and what am i - ryanbuchanan

Oh, sure. This boulder I pushed off a cliff will bounce off of you and fly right back up, crushing me. Almost like a cartoon. - mattstat716

I disagree with the guy who says this is a good comeback. IT IS SO DUMB!

This comeback is rubbish

V 1 Comment
24 Nuh uh, you!

I am the same guy who posted that hilarious comic. I am NOT that strong or crazy, I SWEAR!

Me: Shut up!
Kid: Nuh uh, you!
*punches the kid in the face and flings him in the air*
Kid: *crying so much with a bloody face*
Me: That wasn't me. Someone accidentally threw a rock at his face. I SWEAR!

I don't behave like this at all! BELIEVE ME!

25 At leased my farts don't smell like Fruity Pebbles

Farts smell bad, not good. This doesn't make any sense. Farts are not funny, and this is a stupid comeback. So the idiot who came up with this, you need a brain, go look at a dictionary, and look up fart. Then see for yourself. Look at the mistake you made and fix it.

Farts aren't supposed to smell like cereal... - Powerfulgirl10

Farts ain't supposed to smell good..
That doesn't even make sense

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26 Yeah mom
27 Yo mamma

This is just plain old stupid. Who came up with this?! My brother uses this 24/7, and it's VERY ANNOYING. I don't know how people find this amusing, but the jokes are WAY worse than this.

For example:
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind kids cry!
Seriously, what's the point if this?! It's pointless!

Don't bring my mom into this.

I don't even get why this one was invented. It sucks. - Powerfulgirl10

If u use this on your siblings u r technically insulting your mom too

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28 Stop bullying me!

Babies say this a lot, and this could be useful at times, NOT.

29 I'm dobbing


Do you mean dabbing?
In which case, congrats on failing professionally. - mattstat716

30 Violence

This results in getting injured.

31 Your mom goes to college

She went there, anyway! So quit saying that, dummies!

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32 You ate all that and a bag of chips
33 So?

Kid: Oh no! Dora the Explorer almost died!
Me: So?
Kid: I'm just messing with you, BUT I WISH IT HAPPENED!

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34 Because I said so

Parents say this a lot, and this is just stupid. This isn't a real, or a specific reason.
Me: Why can't I just roll up the lady's sleeve to do the incision on her arm instead of cutting it off?!
Doctor: Because I said so.
Me: I can't just destroy her clothing.

Worst reason to do anything.


35 Big Head
36 Your Ass


37 Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not an idiot!

Yes you are! JK Just Kidding

Yes you are! JK!

Me: You smell like eggs.
Kid: Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not an idiot!
Me: Yes you are! JK! Also JK! for the egg thing.

Yeah you are. JK

38 Gamer


Irrelevant... AGAIN. - Powerfulgirl10

39 Shut up you fart dart

I've never heard that one before

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40 Big whoop
41 Your mum

I hate it when people say this for no reason

Don't bring my mom into this conversation.

V 1 Comment
42 Oh, yeah?


43 He started it

And you continued it



44 You run like a girl

That's rude for my gender! Who cares about how people run? Also, who cares if they scream like a girl? At least the screaming is funnier than the running.

Lol, so what? Like, why do you care about how I run?

That is so mean.

They are a girl... - mattstat716

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45 Ow yourself people

Sounds like something babies would say because they don't know the word "HURT."

People don't know what hurt, or injure mean.

V 2 Comments
46 Poopy face!

Babies could say this to come up with an insult for bullies, this is just stupid.

This one is so babyish, it's funny.

V 1 Comment
47 You have aids.

"Only because I got them from you,"

I heard this one from an adult (term used loosely) today.

This isn't something to joke about. - Powerfulgirl10

Who the heck would joke about aids?

V 1 Comment
48 Well you're stupid

Seems legit~ IGN 10/10 Worst Comeback Ever

49 You cared enough to comment

You're right. I did. - mattstat716

50 Whatever

So... can I keep doing it?

Me: Can I go eat a cookie?
Kid: Whatever.
Me: YAY!

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
2. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
3. Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut
1. I'm telling my mommy
2. You're being a bully
3. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
1. Running off crying
2. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
3. Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet

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