Top Ten Worst Comebacks

The Top Ten Worst Comebacks

1 I know you are but what am I

This makes no sense! It is one of my worst, right up with "your mom".

People only say this because they are not creative at all and can't figure out anything else

This is the only way you might put my comeback on the list Did you forget to take your pills today, because you just described yourself

The only reason kids say this is because they can't come up with anything better and they know what you said is true.

2 I'm telling my mommy

what!? is mommy going to shoot him with a gun!? - l9me

I have a little made-up story about what 19me said.

Kid: I'm telling my mommy!
Me: What's she going to do, shoot me with a gun?!
Kid: That's exactly what she's going to do!
Me: Oh crap...
Mom: *growls, shoots and kills me*
Kid: I'm glad that's over with.


Me: You just spilled my drink.
Little Kid: I'm telling my mommy you said that! Mommy! Some girl yelled at me, and called me a bad name.
Me: I did not call you a name, you liar, and I didn't yell at you.

Seriously, this gets old. This is a made-up story that uses the following comeback.

knowone uses this unless there 3 - jhend145

3 Your face

Haha! My mom says this all the time! I love it! It cracks me up every time. It's shuts people up though... or they just punch you right in the face but whatever.

An idiot named Landon say it all the time

A boy called Dylan IS HATED because of his stupidity and every single comeback he says your face seriously don't say your face

That has to be the worst comeback ever.

4 Running off crying

It just show embarrasment

THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK! It is proof that you are a baby. This shouldn't be on the list in my opinion.

Only babies do that.

There are times for crying. This isn't one of them. - RoseWeasley

5 Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths

Kid 1: My mom got diagnosed with cancer yesterday
Kid 2: Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
Kid 3: *sits there contemplating their friendship*
This right here, is genius, why haven't I thought of this before? I'm gonna use this every time someone talks to me from now on. Thank you the 5 year old who said this

I don't know who thought of this, but I'd like to shake their hand. - TheCrystalWolf

I don't know who says this, but I really want to meet them. In fact, I might become them.

I honestly think you would make a fool of yourself using this comeback.

6 Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!

Me: You're an awesome, and friendly kid.
Random Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Me: That was just a compliment, you dummy!
Random Kid: You're a bigger one!
Me: Shut up.

Bully: You're ugly!
Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Bully:... - TheCrystalWolf

What in the world is this?

Thanks man U talking about my dick

7 Because

People only say this because they can't say anything else

It's not even a comeback! It's just saying a word. - logblobo

This isn't a comeback, whoever put this on here is dumb.

Best comeback ever! You can say it no matter what.

8 Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet

This comeback is terrible. It just makes you look stupid.

This is actually not terrible as it requires quick thinking

This is completely stupid

This is just the worst one yet

9 Takes one to know one

It takes a mass murderer to know a mass murderer huh?

Your really calling your Self one too

I don't know I like that one

My friend uses this all the time and it's annoying

10 Yeah, and?

Oh my gosh this one is so overused

...and you literally can't come up with anything better.

IKR (I know right? )

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11 Am not

Me: You are awesome.
Guy: Am not.
Me: I just gave you a compliment, dummy.

Me:You are cool!
Sister:Am not!
Me:Okay, let's just go with that.
Sister:Am not!
Me:I am ugly!
Sister:Am not!

12 Swearing

Does NOT make you sound tougher. If you're going to use swares as comebacks, just make sure you have something witty along with it or you're gonna look stupid. - booklover1

People do this just to sound tougher, but FAIL, it doesn't work. Lots of the boys in the fifth grade classes at my school do this a lot, and so do some of the girls. This is basically just cursing. And they are just inappropriate, too. I hate hearing or seeing people swear.

people do this to look cool. it doesn't work, it just creates an unattractive image and then you look stupid!

Yea its true this deserves to be on this list. Every time I swear I sound like a moron but the word just automatically comes out! I try to avoid swearing!

13 Potato

The ultimate comeback that will turn you into a true epic gamer

This is a vegetable. If this is really a comeback, then the idiot who came up with this should get an actual brain.

Instead of saying this throw this at the person

Get recked noob s

14 What?

Me: Hey Bitch You Live With your Mum

Kid: Don't Have A Mum (U Wot M8)

Me: Saying U Wot M8 Is Not Tough

Kid: What?

15 Well, you're fat as an elephant

This is so old and such a complete cliche

Oh yeah baby

This one is crap, and it is offensive to elephants.

Me: You are so dumb!
Kid: Well, you're fat as an elephant!
Elephant: *randomly barges in* What did you say about me?!
Kid: Well... I said that young woman was fat like you...?
*screams and shoots the kid with a gun*
Boom. You're dead.

Anyway, I'm not fat, I swear! Hope you liked this. PEACE!

16 I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!

This is one that a lot of my classmates uses and it annoying as crap

This is what my teacher says... I watched a movie called sonic boom and Amy used that word... teachers says I had to use this useless comeback.

This is actually a good comeback. But not many people listen to this one, though.

This one is so old I feel of my pet DINASOR

17 So what

My Sister uses that all the time. It's so annoying. What does So what even mean?

So what basically means "So? ". I like this comeback.

Yes I would consider it good

I like this one actually. - Powerfulgirl10

18 You're being a bully

I know a kid in my school who says this all the time when I get pissed off at him and yesterday I almost punched him in front of the principle - Draco

People who are bullies don't listen to this one.


19 Good for me

Well, what if something bad is going to happen to you, like death, cancer, or you falling off a cliff? Would you consider that good?!

So you dying is good? - Powerfulgirl10

20 At leased my farts don't smell like Fruity Pebbles

Farts smell bad, not good. This doesn't make any sense. Farts are not funny, and this is a stupid comeback. So the idiot who came up with this, you need a brain, go look at a dictionary, and look up fart. Then see for yourself. Look at the mistake you made and fix it.

Wouldn't that be a good smell?

How immature do people get?!

Farts aren't supposed to smell like cereal... - Powerfulgirl10

21 I don't care

It's ironic because 97% of the time they do care


22 Violence

This results in getting injured.

23 I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you

Pretty much the two year old's version of I know you are and what am i - ryanbuchanan

Oh, sure. This boulder I pushed off a cliff will bounce off of you and fly right back up, crushing me. Almost like a cartoon. - mattstat716

I disagree with the guy who says this is a good comeback. IT IS SO DUMB!

This comeback is rubbish

24 I'm innocent

its funny but it doesn't work - jhend145

Me: You stole all my money!
Guy: No I didn't. I'm innocent.
Me: What's in your pockets?
Guy: Your money.
Me: Ha! I knew it!

25 Nuh uh, you!

I am the same guy who posted that hilarious comic. I am NOT that strong or crazy, I SWEAR!

Me: Shut up!
Kid: Nuh uh, you!
*punches the kid in the face and flings him in the air*
Kid: *crying so much with a bloody face*
Me: That wasn't me. Someone accidentally threw a rock at his face. I SWEAR!

I don't behave like this at all! BELIEVE ME!

26 Yo mamma

I hate this. In 6th grade, every time I asked my friend a question, she responded "Your mom."
I don't ask her questions anymore. - TheCrystalWolf

This is just plain old stupid. Who came up with this?! My brother uses this 24/7, and it's VERY ANNOYING. I don't know how people find this amusing, but the jokes are WAY worse than this.

For example:
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind kids cry!
Seriously, what's the point if this?! It's pointless!

Whoever said that their brother uses this comeback on them, he's technically insulting his mom too.

I don't even get why this one was invented. It sucks. - Powerfulgirl10

27 Yeah mom
28 Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut

Weird comeback. - Powerfulgirl10


29 Stop bullying me!

Babies say this a lot, and this could be useful at times, NOT.

30 I'm dobbing


Do you mean dabbing?
In which case, congrats on failing professionally. - mattstat716

31 You ate all that and a bag of chips

If you eat all of the chips buy more

32 Your mom goes to college

She went there, anyway! So quit saying that, dummies!

Used in Napoleon Dynamite. Great film.

33 Your mom

Let's not bring my mom into this! Seriously, what does my mom have to do with how you are too egotistical to admit you can't pull off wearing neon colors?

You're stupid... Yeah?! WELL YOUR MOM'S STUPID.

34 You run like a girl

That's rude for my gender! Who cares about how people run? Also, who cares if they scream like a girl? At least the screaming is funnier than the running.

Lol, so what? Like, why do you care about how I run?

That is so mean.

Dumbest comeback I've ever heard. - TheCrystalWolf

35 Poopy face!

Babies could say this to come up with an insult for bullies, this is just stupid.

My brother used this as a name for a disease on Plague Inc.


This one is so babyish, it's funny.

36 Big Head

And what if this guy doesn't have a big head. Saying someone you have a big head can also chow that their brain is too big. So its like your saying he/she is more smarting than you.

37 It's a free country and I can do what I want
38 So?

That's clever

I like this comeback.

Kid: Oh no! Dora the Explorer almost died!
Me: So?
Kid: I'm just messing with you, BUT I WISH IT HAPPENED!

39 Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

If you use this, bullies will try to use sticks and stones to break your bones - RoseWeasley

This gets old really fast. No one uses it.

No one uses it anymore

That's the oldest

40 Shut up you fart dart

I've never heard that one before

Neither have I.

Best comebacks of the 21st century NOT

41 Because I said so

Parents say this a lot, and this is just stupid. This isn't a real, or a specific reason.
Me: Why can't I just roll up the lady's sleeve to do the incision on her arm instead of cutting it off?!
Doctor: Because I said so.
Me: I can't just destroy her clothing.

Worst reason to do anything.


42 Stop it. I don't like it.

I know, I wasn't saying it to make you happy.

Just Like Your Mother When I Did Her

Me: I'm Dora the Dumb Explorer! Darr! Blah!
Kid: Stop it, I don't like it.
Me: I know, I wasn't trying to make you happy, because you LIKE Dora. I was trying to insult the show.

Seriously, the show is dumb.

43 Ow yourself people

Sounds like something babies would say because they don't know the word "HURT."

People don't know what hurt, or injure mean.

Never heard it

So dumb you've got no fans

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44 Your Ass


45 Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not an idiot!

You are if you're using this as a comeback. - TheCrystalWolf

Yes you are! JK Just Kidding

Yes you are! JK!

Me: You smell like eggs.
Kid: Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not an idiot!
Me: Yes you are! JK! Also JK! for the egg thing.

Yeah you are. JK

46 Gamer


Irrelevant... AGAIN. - Powerfulgirl10

47 You're just jealous

What kind of comeback is that it's so STUPID

48 Big whoop
49 Your mum

I hate it when people say this for no reason

Don't bring my mom into this conversation.

Totally hate this one.

50 Oh, yeah?


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