Top Ten Worst Comebacksjhend145
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This is the only way you might put my comeback on the list Did you forget to take your pills today, because you just described yourself
People only say this because they are not creative at all and can't figure out anything else
This makes no sense! It is one of my worst, right up with "your mom".
This is the worst comeback ever, it's retarded and stupidV 28 Comments
what!? is mommy going to shoot him with a gun!? - l9me
I have a little made-up story about what 19me said.
Kid: I'm telling my mommy!
Me: What's she going to do, shoot me with a gun?!
Kid: That's exactly what she's going to do!
Me: Oh crap...
Kid: GO GET HER MOMMY! SHOOT HER REAL HARD!
Mom: *growls, shoots and kills me*
Kid: I'm glad that's over with.
LOL! I HATE THIS COMEBACK! YOU LITTLE SNITCHES USE THIS COMEBACK!
Me: You just spilled my drink.
Little Kid: I'm telling my mommy you said that! Mommy! Some girl yelled at me, and called me a bad name.
Me: I did not call you a name, you liar, and I didn't yell at you.
Seriously, this gets old. This is a made-up story that uses the following comeback.
You're telling you're mommy? Oh my God! Is your mommy gonna torture me to death now? - FireWasp2004V 10 Comments
An idiot named Landon say it all the time
A boy called Dylan IS HATED because of his stupidity and every single comeback he says your face seriously don't say your face
That has to be the worst comeback ever.
My younger brother uses this and I sit back and laugh at him. he thinks I'm laughing because of a funny comeback but its at his stupidityV 3 Comments
THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK! It is proof that you are a baby. This shouldn't be on the list in my opinion.
It just show embarrasment
Only babies do that.
Comebacks are the best thing to doV 3 Comments
I don't know who says this, but I really want to meet them. In fact, I might become them.
I honestly think you would make a fool of yourself using this comeback.
How does this make sense?
Welp, this is better than some of the comebacks my friends can come up with..V 8 Comments
People only say this because they can't say anything else
It's not even a comeback! It's just saying a word. - logblobo
This isn't a comeback, whoever put this on here is dumb.
Best comeback ever! You can say it no matter what.V 3 Comments
Me: You're an awesome, and friendly kid.
Random Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Me: That was just a compliment, you dummy!
Random Kid: You're a bigger one!
Me: Shut up.
What in the world is this?
Thanks man U talking about my dick
It takes a mass murderer to know a mass murderer huh?
Your really calling your Self one too
I don't know I like that one
My friend uses this all the time and it's annoying
This comeback is terrible. It just makes you look stupid.
This is actually not terrible as it requires quick thinking
This is completely stupid
Oh my gosh this one is so overused
IKR (I know right? )
This is a vegetable. If this is really a comeback, then the idiot who came up with this should get an actual brain.
Instead of saying this throw this at the person
Get recked noob s
MAGNIFICENTV 8 Comments
Me: You are awesome.
Guy: Am not.
Me: I just gave you a compliment, dummy.
Me:You are cool!
Me:Okay, let's just go with that.
Me:I am ugly!
Does NOT make you sound tougher. If you're going to use swares as comebacks, just make sure you have something witty along with it or you're gonna look stupid. - booklover1
People do this just to sound tougher, but FAIL, it doesn't work. Lots of the boys in the fifth grade classes at my school do this a lot, and so do some of the girls. This is basically just cursing. And they are just inappropriate, too. I hate hearing or seeing people swear.
people do this to look cool. it doesn't work, it just creates an unattractive image and then you look stupid!
Epithets are simply a substitute for normal and civilized language.V 3 Comments
This is actually a good comeback. But not many people listen to this one, though.
This one is so old I feel of my pet DINASOR
One time I was bulling someone and he said this. it made me think a lot and I stoped. jk jk sarcasm
This is so old and such a complete clicheV 2 Comments
My Sister uses that all the time. It's so annoying. What does So what even mean?
So what basically means "So? ". I like this comeback.V 3 Comments
I know a kid in my school who says this all the time when I get pissed off at him and yesterday I almost punched him in front of the principle - Draco
People who are bullies don't listen to this one.V 1 Comment
It's ironic because 97% of the time they do careV 1 Comment
Well, what if something bad is going to happen to you, like death, cancer, or you falling off a cliff? Would you consider that good?!V 1 Comment
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List StatsUpdated 23 Jun 2017
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Top Remixes (5)
2. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
3. Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut
2. You're being a bully
3. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
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