Top Ten Worst Comebacksjhend145
The Top Ten
This makes no sense! It is one of my worst, right up with "your mom".
People only say this because they are not creative at all and can't figure out anything else
This is the only way you might put my comeback on the list Did you forget to take your pills today, because you just described yourself
The only reason kids say this is because they can't come up with anything better and they know what you said is true.V 33 Comments
what!? is mommy going to shoot him with a gun!? - l9me
I have a little made-up story about what 19me said.
Kid: I'm telling my mommy!
Me: What's she going to do, shoot me with a gun?!
Kid: That's exactly what she's going to do!
Me: Oh crap...
Kid: GO GET HER MOMMY! SHOOT HER REAL HARD!
Mom: *growls, shoots and kills me*
Kid: I'm glad that's over with.
LOL! I HATE THIS COMEBACK! YOU LITTLE SNITCHES USE THIS COMEBACK!
Me: You just spilled my drink.
Little Kid: I'm telling my mommy you said that! Mommy! Some girl yelled at me, and called me a bad name.
Me: I did not call you a name, you liar, and I didn't yell at you.
Seriously, this gets old. This is a made-up story that uses the following comeback.
Next time tell it to big momma lolV 10 Comments
An idiot named Landon say it all the time
Haha! My mom says this all the time! I love it! It cracks me up every time. It's shuts people up though... or they just punch you right in the face but whatever.
A boy called Dylan IS HATED because of his stupidity and every single comeback he says your face seriously don't say your face
That has to be the worst comeback ever.V 4 Comments
It just show embarrasment
THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK! It is proof that you are a baby. This shouldn't be on the list in my opinion.
Only babies do that.
Comebacks are the best thing to doV 3 Comments
I don't know who says this, but I really want to meet them. In fact, I might become them.
I honestly think you would make a fool of yourself using this comeback.
How does this make sense?
Welp, this is better than some of the comebacks my friends can come up with..V 8 Comments
Me: You're an awesome, and friendly kid.
Random Kid: Oh yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!
Me: That was just a compliment, you dummy!
Random Kid: You're a bigger one!
Me: Shut up.
What in the world is this?
Thanks man U talking about my dick
People only say this because they can't say anything else
It's not even a comeback! It's just saying a word. - logblobo
This isn't a comeback, whoever put this on here is dumb.
Best comeback ever! You can say it no matter what.V 3 Comments
It takes a mass murderer to know a mass murderer huh?
Your really calling your Self one too
I don't know I like that one
My friend uses this all the time and it's annoying
This comeback is terrible. It just makes you look stupid.
This is completely stupid
This is actually not terrible as it requires quick thinking
This is just the worst one yet
Oh my gosh this one is so overused
IKR (I know right? )
Me: You are awesome.
Guy: Am not.
Me: I just gave you a compliment, dummy.
Me:You are cool!
Me:Okay, let's just go with that.
Me:I am ugly!
This is a vegetable. If this is really a comeback, then the idiot who came up with this should get an actual brain.
Instead of saying this throw this at the person
Get recked noob s
BAdV 8 Comments
Me: Hey Bitch You Live With your Mum
Kid: Don't Have A Mum (U Wot M8)
Me: Saying U Wot M8 Is Not Tough
This is what my teacher says... I watched a movie called sonic boom and Amy used that word... teachers says I had to use this useless comeback.
This is actually a good comeback. But not many people listen to this one, though.
This one is so old I feel of my pet DINASOR
One time I was bulling someone and he said this. it made me think a lot and I stoped. jk jk sarcasm
Does NOT make you sound tougher. If you're going to use swares as comebacks, just make sure you have something witty along with it or you're gonna look stupid. - booklover1
People do this just to sound tougher, but FAIL, it doesn't work. Lots of the boys in the fifth grade classes at my school do this a lot, and so do some of the girls. This is basically just cursing. And they are just inappropriate, too. I hate hearing or seeing people swear.
people do this to look cool. it doesn't work, it just creates an unattractive image and then you look stupid!
Epithets are simply a substitute for normal and civilized language.V 3 Comments
This is so old and such a complete cliche
Oh yeah baby
This one is crap, and it is offensive to elephants.
Me: You are so dumb!
Kid: Well, you're fat as an elephant!
Elephant: *randomly barges in* What did you say about me?!
Kid: Well... I said that young woman was fat like you...?
Elephant: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT ME LIKE THAT!
*screams and shoots the kid with a gun*
Boom. You're dead.
Me: THANK YOU!
Anyway, I'm not fat, I swear! Hope you liked this. PEACE!
My Sister uses that all the time. It's so annoying. What does So what even mean?
So what basically means "So? ". I like this comeback.
Yes I would consider it good
I like this one actually. - Powerfulgirl10
I know a kid in my school who says this all the time when I get pissed off at him and yesterday I almost punched him in front of the principle - Draco
People who are bullies don't listen to this one.
WE KNOW THAT! WE'RE NOT STUPID!
Well, what if something bad is going to happen to you, like death, cancer, or you falling off a cliff? Would you consider that good?!
So you dying is good? - Powerfulgirl10
Weird comeback. - Powerfulgirl10
EWW! THAT IS SO NASTY! WHO CAME UP WITH THIS?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?!?! HOW IMMATURE DO THEY GET?!?!?! I WANT TO KNOW SO I CAN FIX PEOPLE'S BRAINS ONE DAY AND MAKE THEM MATURE!
It's ironic because 97% of the time they do care
LOVE THIS COMEBACK!
its funny but it doesn't work - jhend145
Me: You stole all my money!
Guy: No I didn't. I'm innocent.
Me: What's in your pockets?
Guy: Your money.
Me: Ha! I knew it!
Pretty much the two year old's version of I know you are and what am i - ryanbuchanan
Oh, sure. This boulder I pushed off a cliff will bounce off of you and fly right back up, crushing me. Almost like a cartoon. - mattstat716
I disagree with the guy who says this is a good comeback. IT IS SO DUMB!
This comeback is rubbishV 1 Comment
I am the same guy who posted that hilarious comic. I am NOT that strong or crazy, I SWEAR!
Me: Shut up!
Kid: Nuh uh, you!
Me: MAKE ME BOY!
*punches the kid in the face and flings him in the air*
Kid: *crying so much with a bloody face*
Teacher: SEND HIM TO THE HOSPITAL, STAT!
Me: That wasn't me. Someone accidentally threw a rock at his face. I SWEAR!
I don't behave like this at all! BELIEVE ME!
This is just plain old stupid. Who came up with this?! My brother uses this 24/7, and it's VERY ANNOYING. I don't know how people find this amusing, but the jokes are WAY worse than this.
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind kids cry!
Seriously, what's the point if this?! It's pointless!
Whoever said that their brother uses this comeback on them, he's technically insulting his mom too.
Don't bring my mom into this.
If u use this on your siblings u r technically insulting your mom tooV 2 Comments
Farts smell bad, not good. This doesn't make any sense. Farts are not funny, and this is a stupid comeback. So the idiot who came up with this, you need a brain, go look at a dictionary, and look up fart. Then see for yourself. Look at the mistake you made and fix it.
Wouldn't that be a good smell?
How immature do people get?!
Farts aren't supposed to smell like cereal... - Powerfulgirl10V 1 Comment
Babies say this a lot, and this could be useful at times, NOT.
Do you mean dabbing?
In which case, congrats on failing professionally. - mattstat716
This results in getting injured.
If you eat all of the chips buy more
She went there, anyway! So quit saying that, dummies!
Used in Napoleon Dynamite. Great film.
And what if this guy doesn't have a big head. Saying someone you have a big head can also chow that their brain is too big. So its like your saying he/she is more smarting than you.
I like this comeback.
Kid: Oh no! Dora the Explorer almost died!
Kid: I'm just messing with you, BUT I WISH IT HAPPENED!
Parents say this a lot, and this is just stupid. This isn't a real, or a specific reason.
Me: Why can't I just roll up the lady's sleeve to do the incision on her arm instead of cutting it off?!
Doctor: Because I said so.
Me: I can't just destroy her clothing.
Worst reason to do anything.
WORST COMEBACK EVER. PEOPLE USE THIS TO LOOK COOL BUT IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID!
Yes you are! JK Just Kidding
Yes you are! JK!
Me: You smell like eggs.
Kid: Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not an idiot!
Me: Yes you are! JK! Also JK! for the egg thing.
Yeah you are. JK
Irrelevant... AGAIN. - Powerfulgirl10
This gets old really fast. No one uses it.
No one uses it anymore
That's the oldest
Nobody even uses this since it's so old. - Powerfulgirl10V 1 Comment
I've never heard that one before
Neither have I.
What kind of comeback is that it's so STUPID
I hate it when people say this for no reason
Don't bring my mom into this conversation.
Totally hate this one.
And you continued it
That's rude for my gender! Who cares about how people run? Also, who cares if they scream like a girl? At least the screaming is funnier than the running.
Lol, so what? Like, why do you care about how I run?
That is so mean.
They are a girl... - mattstat716V 2 Comments
Sounds like something babies would say because they don't know the word "HURT."
People don't know what hurt, or injure mean.
Never heard it
So dumb you've got no fans
Starring Arhan Chaabra
Babies could say this to come up with an insult for bullies, this is just stupid.
This one is so babyish, it's funny.
My brother used this as a name for a disease on Plague Inc.
"Only because I got them from you,"
I heard this one from an adult (term used loosely) today.
This isn't something to joke about. - Powerfulgirl10
Who the heck would joke about aids?V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (5)
2. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
3. Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut
2. You're being a bully
3. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
2. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
3. Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet
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