Top Ten Worst Comebacks

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21 Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut V 2 Comments
22 I'm innocent

Me: You stole all my money!
Guy: No I didn't. I'm innocent.
Me: What's in your pockets?
Guy: Your money.
Whoops...
Me: Ha! I knew it!

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23 I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you

Pretty much the two year old's version of I know you are and what am i - ryanbuchanan

Oh, sure. This boulder I pushed off a cliff will bounce off of you and fly right back up, crushing me. Almost like a cartoon. - mattstat716

I disagree with the guy who says this is a good comeback. IT IS SO DUMB!

This is actually pretty good

24 Nuh uh, you!

Me: Shut up!
Kid: Nuh uh, you!
Me: MAKE ME BOY!
*punches the kid in the face and flings him in the air*
Kid: *crying so much with a bloody face*
Teacher: SEND HIM TO THE HOSPITAL, STAT!
Me: That wasn't me. Someone accidentally threw a rock at his face. I SWEAR!

I don't behave like this at all! BELIEVE ME!

I am the same guy who posted that hilarious comic. I am NOT that strong or crazy, I SWEAR!

25 Yeah mom
26 I'm dobbing

Snitches...

Do you mean dabbing?
In which case, congrats on failing professionally. - mattstat716

27 Violence

This results in getting injured.

28 Yo mamma

This is just plain old stupid. Who came up with this?! My brother uses this 24/7, and it's VERY ANNOYING. I don't know how people find this amusing, but the jokes are WAY worse than this.

For example:
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind kids cry!
Seriously, what's the point if this?! It's pointless!

I don't even get why this one was invented. It sucks. - Powerfulgirl10

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29 At leased my farts don't smell like Fruity Pebbles

Farts smell bad, not good. This doesn't make any sense. Farts are not funny, and this is a stupid comeback. So the idiot who came up with this, you need a brain, go look at a dictionary, and look up fart. Then see for yourself. Look at the mistake you made and fix it.

Farts aren't supposed to smell like cereal... - Powerfulgirl10

Farts ain't supposed to smell good..
Yeah...
That doesn't even make sense

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30 Stop bullying me!

Babies say this a lot, and this could be useful at times, NOT.

31 Your mom goes to college

She went there, anyway! So quit saying that, dummies!

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32 You ate all that and a bag of chips
33 So?

Kid: Oh no! Dora the Explorer almost died!
Me: So?
Kid: I'm just messing with you, BUT I WISH IT HAPPENED!

V 2 Comments
34 Big Head
35 Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not an idiot! V 3 Comments
36 Gamer V 2 Comments
37 Shut up you fart dart

I've never heard that one before

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38 Big whoop
39 Because I said so

Parents say this a lot, and this is just stupid. This isn't a real, or a specific reason.
Me: Why can't I just roll up the lady's sleeve to do the incision on her arm instead of cutting it off?!
Doctor: Because I said so.
Me: I can't just destroy her clothing.

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40 Your mum

I hate it when people say this for no reason

Don't bring my mom into this conversation.

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1. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
2. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
3. Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut
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1. I'm telling my mommy
2. You're being a bully
3. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
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1. Running off crying
2. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
3. Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet
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