Top Ten Worst Comebacksjhend145
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Me: You stole all my money!
Guy: No I didn't. I'm innocent.
Me: What's in your pockets?
Guy: Your money.
Me: Ha! I knew it!
Pretty much the two year old's version of I know you are and what am i - ryanbuchanan
Oh, sure. This boulder I pushed off a cliff will bounce off of you and fly right back up, crushing me. Almost like a cartoon. - mattstat716
I disagree with the guy who says this is a good comeback. IT IS SO DUMB!
This is actually pretty good
Me: Shut up!
Kid: Nuh uh, you!
Me: MAKE ME BOY!
*punches the kid in the face and flings him in the air*
Kid: *crying so much with a bloody face*
Teacher: SEND HIM TO THE HOSPITAL, STAT!
Me: That wasn't me. Someone accidentally threw a rock at his face. I SWEAR!
I don't behave like this at all! BELIEVE ME!
I am the same guy who posted that hilarious comic. I am NOT that strong or crazy, I SWEAR!
Do you mean dabbing?
In which case, congrats on failing professionally. - mattstat716
This results in getting injured.
This is just plain old stupid. Who came up with this?! My brother uses this 24/7, and it's VERY ANNOYING. I don't know how people find this amusing, but the jokes are WAY worse than this.
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind kids cry!
Seriously, what's the point if this?! It's pointless!
I don't even get why this one was invented. It sucks. - Powerfulgirl10V 2 Comments
Farts smell bad, not good. This doesn't make any sense. Farts are not funny, and this is a stupid comeback. So the idiot who came up with this, you need a brain, go look at a dictionary, and look up fart. Then see for yourself. Look at the mistake you made and fix it.
Farts aren't supposed to smell like cereal... - Powerfulgirl10
Farts ain't supposed to smell good..
That doesn't even make sense
Babies say this a lot, and this could be useful at times, NOT.
She went there, anyway! So quit saying that, dummies!V 1 Comment
Kid: Oh no! Dora the Explorer almost died!
Kid: I'm just messing with you, BUT I WISH IT HAPPENED!
I've never heard that one beforeV 1 Comment
Parents say this a lot, and this is just stupid. This isn't a real, or a specific reason.
Me: Why can't I just roll up the lady's sleeve to do the incision on her arm instead of cutting it off?!
Doctor: Because I said so.
Me: I can't just destroy her clothing.
I hate it when people say this for no reason
Don't bring my mom into this conversation.V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (5)
2. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
3. Let's see what other things come out your brain... oops I meant the peanut
2. You're being a bully
3. I don't like what you're doing and I want you to stop!
2. Oh yeah? Well at least I like Christmas wreaths
3. Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can take a diet
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