Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Want a pint?

Who offers a pint at an AA meeting? Seriously?!?! - PositronWildhawk

2 Do you do surgery?

"A lot of booze in my kidneys. Got spares, anyone? " - PositronWildhawk

3 When you're drunk, you're free to be you!
4 If you'd just sober up a little, whatever you blabber out would actually make a bit of sense!

This is probably the meanest thing I've ever put on TheTopTens. - PositronWildhawk

5 I've had five X's. Oh, sorry, this isn't family planning, is it?
6 If you get slightly grouchy, you'll have to go.
7 Tomorrow's bring your wife and kids to AA day!

Oh yes! Bring the wife and kids! Let's ALL have a fun, old-fashioned, family day out! Don't forget to bring a bottle now, you hear? - Britgirl

Even if your wife and kids don't drink? - 4rs3R4mm3r

8 If cops take your license, we won't give you any lifts.

What about rides home, then? If you just got to AA with a ticket. - PositronWildhawk

9 If you can read this sign, you need not come here.
10 Don't forget to meet us next at the bar around the block!

The Contenders

11 Let's Get Wasted!

This must be said at a party, not an AA meeting - 4rs3R4mm3r

12 Drink!
13 Got any coffee?
14 How many drunks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but how do you get them in there? - PositronWildhawk

15 Anyone Else Checked Out the New Bar Around the Corner?
16 Drunk losers, I'm out of here!
17 Tonight, we're drinking from the bottle...
18 I'll drink to that!
19 A toast to...oh, nevermind...
20 I'm drunk.
BAdd New Item
P