Top Ten Worst Comments to Make In Court

PositronWildhawk
This list can go on to infinity, so let's keep it to the very worst.

The Top Ten

1 Well, I certainly don't FEEL guilty. Heh heh heh.

Drops you right in it. - PositronWildhawk

Oh, so I guess you're good to go. - CityGuru

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2 Well, you lost the case, but at least we make cash from this
3 They call me up for jury duty, and all I do is doodle and roll the dice!
4 Silence in court. Can't you play basketball elsewhere?

You might hear this if there have been budget cuts in your local area. - PositronWildhawk

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5 Oh, nobody would've cared much; the cops all chase people to lose some pork and sleep it off these days.
6 Were you at the police lineup? They're all to judgemental!
7 I should probably have said this earlier...

My eyes rolled back into their sockets when I saw this. This is the very worst thing a lawyer needs/wants to hear five minutes before going back into the courtroom. You've gathered evidence, put a case together...and then a client drops this little bombshell...and the lawyer's little world falls apart in a messy heap on the floor along with the case. People seem to think lawyers are miracle workers... - Britgirl

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8 This place looks expensive. You leach off of fines a lot, don't you?

Saying that will get you put away for longer than it takes to hop to the moon

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9 Everything I said was a lie. But I'm not lying about lying; am I lying about not lying.

If this works, you'll win. One problem is that it would never work. - PositronWildhawk

10 He couldn't have seen my face, I was wearing a balaclava!

The Contenders

11 Nice bald spot you got there your honor

This is a HORRIBLE thing to say to a judge! Imagine what he / she would say... - funnyuser

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12 (To the judge) Do you compete in hammer throw at the Olympics? You've got a pretty decent hammer (gavel) with you.

That's a Stupid Burn! It's so funny! - Animefan12

13 Where is Superman? I can't find him anywhere.
14 I never rob vending machines. If you need more change, I can pay the fine in silvers.
15 (To the judge) I saw your dog poop in front of the White House!

You're in Jail right away. No doubt. - Animefan12

16 How much salary do you get for sentencing someone to death?
17 Can you put down the hammer I'm trying to play Flappy Birds

This is so funny! - RiverClanRocks

18 Excuse me but you seem to mistaken me as someone who gives a damn

This will automatically put you in jail

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19 What did I do?
20 Just say he's guilty already!
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1. (To the judge) Do you compete in hammer throw at the Olympics? You've got a pretty decent hammer (gavel) with you.
2. Where is Superman? I can't find him anywhere.
3. (To the judge) I saw your dog poop in front of the White House!
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1. Well, I certainly don't FEEL guilty. Heh heh heh.
2. Well, you lost the case, but at least we make cash from this
3. They call me up for jury duty, and all I do is doodle and roll the dice!
PositronWildhawk
1. Well, you lost the case, but at least we make cash from this
2. They call me up for jury duty, and all I do is doodle and roll the dice!
3. Well, I certainly don't FEEL guilty. Heh heh heh.
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