Top Ten Worst Comments to Make In CourtPositronWildhawk This list can go on to infinity, so let's keep it to the very worst.
The Top Ten
Drops you right in it. - PositronWildhawk
Oh, so I guess you're good to go. - CityGuru
Lolexd! Loved this one and #4, Posirawk! - HezarioSeth
Hahalolz! This is funny! - HezarioSeth
You might hear this if there have been budget cuts in your local area. - PositronWildhawk
My eyes rolled back into their sockets when I saw this. This is the very worst thing a lawyer needs/wants to hear five minutes before going back into the courtroom. You've gathered evidence, put a case together...and then a client drops this little bombshell...and the lawyer's little world falls apart in a messy heap on the floor along with the case. People seem to think lawyers are miracle workers... - Britgirl
Yep. You have to let it out sometime. - PositronWildhawk
Saying that will get you put away for longer than it takes to hop to the moon
What if it's one big hop? - PositronWildhawk
If this works, you'll win. One problem is that it would never work. - PositronWildhawk
This is a HORRIBLE thing to say to a judge! Imagine what he / she would say... - funnyuser
That's a Stupid Burn! It's so funny! - Animefan12
You're in Jail right away. No doubt. - Animefan12
This is so funny! - RiverClanRocks
This will automatically put you in jail
This happens all the time in Russia
Try saying this in court. I dare you.
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2. Where is Superman? I can't find him anywhere.
3. (To the judge) I saw your dog poop in front of the White House!
2. Well, you lost the case, but at least we make cash from this
3. They call me up for jury duty, and all I do is doodle and roll the dice!
2. They call me up for jury duty, and all I do is doodle and roll the dice!
3. Well, I certainly don't FEEL guilty. Heh heh heh.