Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Retirement Home

What will really get those old folks crazy? Tell us all.
The Top Ten
1 With age, depression accumulates. Anything I can speed up for you?

Do NOT say this!

2 (Holding a torch) For God's sake, Joey, get out of that tunnel and away from the light!

Imagine the fright on everyone's faces as they wake up!

3 Whoever can haul that corpse out to the hearse without breathing it in gets waffles tomorow!
4 No, your wife's not dead yet. I think it's the cataracts.



This is so bad. I should put this on my list of Things We Really Shouldn't Laugh At But Do as it's so damn funny but it makes me feel bad for laughing.P.W: in the nicest way... YOU ARE WICKED!

Excellent! And thank you!

Wow that would be mean

5 One heartbeat in five minutes?!?! Never seen you so fit!

I can't decide if this is mean or just plain hilarious...Give me a second to mull this over (insert one second)...laugh out loud! Definitely more hilarious! Brilliant!

5, 7, and 10 are my favys... Funny list, I think I wanna make some in this vein... Thanks, Posthawk!

6 Sorry I'm late. Oh, sorry, this isn't a Halloween party?

Don't go dressed as Death.

7 (Yawning) When are we supposed to die?
8 And another one bites the dust
9 More scraps of meat! Fresh from Old Jack's face! Get 'em while they're nutritious!

Oh my gosh... Wow. This list goes far and I like it for that.

10 Old farts, old farts everywhere!

That's funny. If not massively cruel. But isn't that the purpose of this list?

I remember the Yo mama Joke "Yo mama so old she farts dust! "

I'm sorry, I couldn't bypass this one. FARTS! Haha! So sorry.

The Contenders
11 Do You Remember Hitler?
12 How old are you?

Never ask an elderly person their age.

13 Not sure if you need a check-up? Sleep on it and God will deal with it.
14 I Love Having Energy
15 (Singing) Duck and Cover! Duck and cover! Everybody now!
16 Who died?
17 It's not 1942. That's popcorn in the pan.

Ah, those old war stories. Gotta love 'em.

18 Stan - tsk - are you pretending to be dead again? Stan. . .?

Love this one. So much. Just...don't say it.

19 When You Were Kids, Did Dinosaurs Attack You?
20 Hello old people that might die any minute

This will be very very Rude.

And then you die...

21 You look like you're 100
22 You're Extremely Old!
23 Do something!!!
24 You Should Be Replaced
25 You Don't Even Know What Your Name Is
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