Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Wedding

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 I thought this would happen in a strip club...

A way to draw yourself some attention - PositronWildhawk

Well that would be interesting... - ethanmeinster

Why not on the cemetery instead?

Hey, s'up how's the wedd-*awkward stares* wait this isn't a strip club is it... - jmepa1234

2 You may now kiss her. First door on the right; I'll leave you two alone for five minutes.

Five minutes?! You mean it takes some men THAT LONG?! (just to have a snog I mean - ahem)! - Britgirl

3 Leave me the bride in your will, will ya?

If you're a creep, go for it. - PositronWildhawk

Wow we have a creep here! - kidlava111

4 Too bad all of your college funds were put into this.
5 It's never too late to change brides. Maybe try out my sister.

I could imagine the grooms expression

6 Now that you're married, girl, you might wanna train as a personal waitress like most brides.

So, is that where you got that Chinese burn? - PositronWildhawk

7 So, when's the first one coming? Nine months, or earlier than that?

My brother was born when my mom was 20, My sis was born when my mom was 21, and I was born when my mom was 23, and my mom is 37 she has been married since she was 17 so she has been married for 20 years, 21 in October 2015. The oldest was born 3 years after marriage. - MeaganSaysHI

I was born 1 year after my parents were married in 2000, on Saturday 28th July 2001. I'm 13 this year! - ArpstaAmy333

The problem is, that nobody cares when your parents were born and when you get 13. I means, why would you post such a comment? Just to annoy me

I was actually born 3 months after my parents got married... - Danielsun182

8 We also do funerals. And weddings afterwards at no charge.

Haha! I can't help not laughing at this!... Sorry. - funnyuser

9 Do you have insurance for your new tub?
10 Kiss already!!

The Contenders

11 Hey, I invited your ex. It may have been an obnoxious experience before, but nowadays s/he's rather impressionable.
12 Hey groom, you just had sex with the Corpse Bride!
13 When do we get to the cake? That's the only reason I showed up!
14 So! The honeymoon is the big night for love making. Are you nervous?
15 Hon, why are you getting married to Shrek?
16 Yeah, I got the best of both worlds there. Great housekeeping with the wife and amazing sex with her best friend.

Love this one. Also something to say at her funeral.

17 I feel like a new woman now I'm married - unfortunately so does my does my husband. . .
18 I feel like a new woman now I'm married - unfortunately so does my husband. . .


This is as close to personal experience as it gets. Although I never quite made it to the marriage part. HIS LOSS. Haha! - Britgirl

19 The groom is like a potato. Good in the sack, and hardly leaves the couch.
20 You know, it's not to late to call it off. I mean, are you sure you want to do this, her stomach is pretty big.
21 Snap! I was going to marry her, idiot.

... I'm sorry this was too funny... !

22 (Teasing) You Have a Crush! You Have a Crush!
23 Husband and Wife, Sittin' In a Tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Of course. This should be number one

This should be number one

24 You married an ugly guy
25 His nose is too big
26 He looks like a pig
27 This marriage will never last
28 Divorce will come very fast.
29 You'll both be alone!
30 So, say "adios!"
31 Your husband is gross.
32 When I was drunk, you were prettier, soo.... I'm out of here, bye you psycho b****!

That is just cold. - MeaganSaysHI

33 I'm a pancake!
34 You may kiss the guy
35 I'll give them 3 months, tops
36 I'm just here to drink, I don't even care about your happy perfect time
37 I object!
38 I'm sexy and I know it!
39 So when do we bang?
40 Nice boobs
41 Love will tear us apart anyway
42 Babe I'm gonna leave you!
43 I only married you because you've got a nice body
44 Save our porn for the honeymoon
45 You sexy thing!
46 Really? You married that fat, dumb, and gross greaseball you call a man?
47 Why did you marry her? She's way too fat!
48 You should've played Du Hast by Rammstein

Translate the lyrics in English and you'll see what I mean.

49 That's a mighty big sausage you have there!
50 I wanna f*** you like an animal!
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1. Leave me the bride in your will, will ya?
2. I thought this would happen in a strip club...
3. You may now kiss her. First door on the right; I'll leave you two alone for five minutes.
PositronWildhawk
1. I thought this would happen in a strip club...
2. You may now kiss her. First door on the right; I'll leave you two alone for five minutes.
3. Too bad all of your college funds were put into this.
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