Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Wedding

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 I thought this would happen in a strip club...

A way to draw yourself some attention - PositronWildhawk

Well that would be interesting... - ethanmeinster

Why not on the cemetery instead?

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2 You may now kiss her. First door on the right; I'll leave you two alone for five minutes.

Five minutes?! You mean it takes some men THAT LONG?! (just to have a snog I mean - ahem)! - Britgirl

3 Leave me the bride in your will, will ya?

If you're a creep, go for it. - PositronWildhawk

Wow we have a creep here! - kidlava111

4 Too bad all of your college funds were put into this.
5 It's never too late to change brides. Maybe try out my sister.

I could imagine the grooms expression

6 Now that you're married, girl, you might wanna train as a personal waitress like most brides.

So, is that where you got that Chinese burn? - PositronWildhawk

7 So, when's the first one coming? Nine months, or earlier than that?

My brother was born when my mom was 20, My sis was born when my mom was 21, and I was born when my mom was 23, and my mom is 37 she has been married since she was 17 so she has been married for 20 years, 21 in October 2015. The oldest was born 3 years after marriage. - MeaganSaysHI

I was born 1 year after my parents were married in 2000, on Saturday 28th July 2001. I'm 13 this year! - ArpstaAmy333

The problem is, that nobody cares when your parents were born and when you get 13. I means, why would you post such a comment? Just to annoy me

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8 We also do funerals. And weddings afterwards at no charge.

Haha! I can't help not laughing at this!... Sorry. - funnyuser

9 Do you have insurance for your new tub?
10 Kiss already!!

The Contenders

11 Hey, I invited your ex. It may have been an obnoxious experience before, but nowadays s/he's rather impressionable.
12 Hey groom, you just had sex with the Corpse Bride!
13 When do we get to the cake? That's the only reason I showed up!
14 So! The honeymoon is the big night for love making. Are you nervous?
15 Yeah, I got the best of both worlds there. Great housekeeping with the wife and amazing sex with her best friend.

Love this one. Also something to say at her funeral.

16 Hon, why are you getting married to Shrek?
17 I feel like a new woman now I'm married - unfortunately so does my does my husband. . .
18 I feel like a new woman now I'm married - unfortunately so does my husband. . .


This is as close to personal experience as it gets. Although I never quite made it to the marriage part. HIS LOSS. Haha! - Britgirl

19 The groom is like a potato. Good in the sack, and hardly leaves the couch.
20 You know, it's not to late to call it off. I mean, are you sure you want to do this, her stomach is pretty big.
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1. Leave me the bride in your will, will ya?
2. I thought this would happen in a strip club...
3. You may now kiss her. First door on the right; I'll leave you two alone for five minutes.
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1. I thought this would happen in a strip club...
2. You may now kiss her. First door on the right; I'll leave you two alone for five minutes.
3. Too bad all of your college funds were put into this.
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