Top Ten Worst Crossover Shippings

The Top Ten

1 Shrek x Shadow

Okay, who the heck came up with this pair?

I know right?... Shrek is married to Fiona for Pete's sake. He will never dump her in order to be with Shadow or anyone else. Also, Shadow/Rouge all the way. (at least as far as Shadow shippings are concerned)

I almost died when I saw this on the Internet. For the millionth time, I am hating my generation.

I don't mean to go off-topic, but I think I found the worst crossover fanfiction of all time...

...Ultimate Furry Crossover - An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure by Gideon Kalve Jarvis. (It's on SoFurry, which also includes 'The Big List' of which characters appear in it)

Seriously, I hate this fanfiction so much. It is so dumb, horrid, disgusting, poorly written and a very bad idea. It is a crossover of anything you can think of (as seen on it's big list) in a 'choose your own adventure'-style scenario, even the lesser known series, and everything in it really burned my brain a bit. The crossover shippings are especially disturbing, and are not acceptable. What the heck was he thinking when he wrote that?!

I really hope that big sucker Gideon Kalve Jarvis stops making crossover works and delete this whole fanfiction altogether. The relationships in that fanfic are not possible and making hentai of it just makes it even more cringy and not tolerable.

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2 Sonic the Hedgehog x Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)

Why do fans think they're a couple when they never met, not even in a crossover? Not gonna happen, sorry.

I'm one of those people that think Sonic will never find love. His overall character leads me to believe he rejects the idea of having a girlfriend. This is because his responsibility is to stop Dr. Eggman's plans. Dr. Eggman is a clever bastard as we already know and he would be able to kill Sonic's loved ones in an instant. Sonic doesn't want to be slowed down. Rainbow crap would be a horrible match for the Blue Blur because she is known to have an ego and would want to race Sonic. Too bad for her Sonic would make her eat dirt. Sonic isn't very fond of things trying to outrun him. Look at what he did to his robot fakers and Shadow, he wrecked them. Rainbow Dash can eat Sonic's turf

Seriously, Sonic would be more interested in Amy than this sparkle poo rainbow horse, anyway. Despite the fact that Amy only continues to chase Sonic. (although SonAmy might be canon in Sonic Boom, but that's about it)

I Love Rainbow Dash, But REALLY GUYS!? - JPK

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3 Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) X Sci-Twi (My Little Pony)

What the hell?

4 Preston Stormer (Hero Factory) X Tyson Granger (Beyblade)
5 Queen Elsa (Frozen) x Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

Elsa was a character written to be misunderstood. The script writers and producers certainly succeeded. I don't care if someone can manipulate snow and ice, I've seen several people do it in fiction, *scoff* I really don't get why people make such a BIG DEAL about Queen Elsa!

Shipping wars are already bad enough with the same series ships, crossover ships are much worse, to be honest.

Why isn't this higher? People only ship these two because they're attractive and they have ice powers

Agreed. Just because they have same powers, doesn't mean they can be a good couple. - ChatNoirFan18

I'm Mixed On This One - JPK

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6 Lincoln Loud X Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

Wait what?

7 Aku (Samurai Jack) x Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls)

I cannot believe this actually exists... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

8 Dora x Caillou

Somewhere out there, there is somebody making fan art of this.

Just, No - JPK

9 Tahu X Tyson Granger (Beyblade)

Why ship 2 characters from the 2000"s? - ChroniclerMan5

10 Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony) X Preston Stormer (Hero Factory)

Why ship 2 characters from the 2010's? - ChroniclerMan5

The Newcomers

? Shadow The Hedgehog X Vegeta (Dragon Ball)
? Sonic The Hedgehog X Son Goku (Dragon Ball)

The Contenders

11 Steven Universe X Preston Stormer (Hero Factory)
12 Dora x Barney The Dinosaur

Do people really ship this? God, I hope not... I think I need a barf bag, now.

Dear god

13 Mario x Gumball Watterson
14 Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony) x Thomas the Tank Engine

Who the heck came up with this rather disturbing pair? A pony can't get it on with a train, people.

I blame the Pooh's Adventures videos/wiki for making people ship this.

Pooh's Adventures? The logic just goes further and further away from us. - ExxonWireless

Pony x Train...I'm done. - SamuiNeko

Easily the worst idea for a crossover shipping for Twilight Sparkle ever, next to Simba. It also doesn't help that I don't like Thomas the Tank Engine, either. Pooh's Adventures is just terrible, in my opinion.

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15 Rouge the Bat (Sonic) x Mickey Mouse

In the name of Heaven, JUST NO! This is a bad shipping. It's bad enough that Rouge is a flirt and that she's torn between Shadow, Knuckles and even Sonic himself when it comes to the whole shipping war debate. Mickey is married to Minnie for Pete's sake! (no pun intended) There is no reason for pairing these two together.

I've seen this in the list "Top 10 Fictional Characters Who Should Date Rouge the Bat" and it included non-Sonic characters, Mickey included... That is just wrong. Just because Rouge is a flirt, doesn't mean she flirts with characters from other series.

That Top 10 list is still there, but it still sucks. Besides, Rouge will never date Mickey. He's already taken by Minnie.

Not gonna happen. Mickey already has Minnie.

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16 Spongebob X Tyson Granger (Beyblade)
17 Spongebob X Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

I Actually Really Think They Make A Good Pair (and as well as fanart of them)

18 Danny Phantom x Sci-Twi (My Little Pony)
19 Mario X Mandy (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)
20 Dory (Finding Nemo / Finding Dory) x Blooper (Mario)

Okay, this is a bit odd... Why would anyone ship a Blooper with Dory?

Weird And Random As Hell - JPK

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Top Remixes (6)

1. Shrek x Shadow
2. Aku (Samurai Jack) x Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls)
3. Dora x Caillou
JPK
1. Queen Elsa (Frozen) x Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)
2. Sonic the Hedgehog x Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)
3. Dory (Finding Nemo / Finding Dory) x Blooper (Mario)
VideoGamefan5
1. Queen Elsa (Frozen) x Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)
2. Shrek x Shadow
3. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) X Sci-Twi (My Little Pony)
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