Top Ten Worst Date Night Restaurants

Hey guys, you taking that special girl of yours out on a date? Well, don't take her here if you actually plan on having a second date. I am excluding fast food "restaurants" since adding them is just too easy. The whole list would be made up of places like "McDonalds" or "Burger King" if I didn't prohibit them. So, no fast food.

The Top Ten Worst Date Night Restaurants

1 Applebee's

A bland, boring, corporate entity cleverly disguised as a friendly neighborhood restaurant. Their tagline might as well be "You've got no imagination if you're thinking of coming here". - BKAllmighty

I hate this crap

2 Denny's

There's a reason why Denny's is associated with loneliness and isolation. Anyone who's seen 'The Santa Clause' should really know better (that's basically everyone since that movie is everywhere at Christmas). - BKAllmighty

3 Olive Garden

I like going to Olive Garden because of their awesome pasta. I've never taken a girl on a date here though. - Ajkloth

Sure. It's real Italian. Just like those little, mustached, jumping, plumber, bros. Who originate from Japan. Probably avoid anywhere that advertises all you can eat breadsticks. - BKAllmighty

4 LongHorn Steakhouse

The guy will have a great time, sure. It's meat. But think about what she's going to want to order. A bacon-wrapped angus steak smothered in Chipotle barbeque sauce with fried onions on the side? Probably not. - BKAllmighty

5 Pizza Hut Pizza Hut is an American restaurant chain and international franchise which was founded in 1958 by Dan and Frank Carney.

Run it through your head and then say it out loud to yourself. "I'll take her to Pizza Hut". Still sound like a good idea, genius? - BKAllmighty

Your only hope is that she takes pity on the eternal bachelor. - PetSounds

6 Waffle House

Angels will weep on the day when some poor fool takes a date to Waffle House. The very fabric of time and space will unravel before his very eyes. - BKAllmighty

Hey, maybe girls like gas station bathrooms that sell waffles. - AngryByrd

You both must be drunk and high

If the Waffle House is your idea of a date night restaurant, then you’re one sorry excuse of a person to date!

7 Golden Corral

A buffet, huh? How romantic. - BKAllmighty


8 Perkins Restaurant & Bakery

I'd actually be pretty hyped about going to a Perkin's. They closed every single one of them in west Michigan and I miss the entire chain. We also suffer from Big Boy leaving. - Turkeyasylum

I see. Where I live there are about 5 that are super close by. I guess it's just a different atmosphere. - BKAllmighty

(insert my comment for Applebee's here) - BKAllmighty

9 Pizza Ranch
10 Hooters

Whose Hooters you looking at?

I don't think there's a need for commentary. Are there even any Hooter's in Canada, BK? - Turkeyasylum

The Contenders

11 Buffalo Wild Wings

Actually, its perfect.

12 McDonald's

I would be embarrassed to have to eat here!

Just thinking about it… How tacky would that be?



(Insert my comment for Waffle House here) - BKAllmighty

This is more of a breakfast place.

14 Red Lobster

Seafood restaurants are always sketchy choices for dates since most people don't like most kinds of seafood. I do, but I'm in the minority. - BKAllmighty

15 Brann's
16 Heart Attack Grill

Just the name is enough to make me cringe.

17 Bob Evans
18 Grandy's

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad food. Been there three times. The fried chicken was too greasy. The grilled chicken was too dry and undercooked. The mac and cheese was too freezing cold. Never going there again.

19 Beef House
20 Burger King Burger King (BK) is an American global chain of hamburger fast food restaurants. Headquartered in the unincorporated area of Miami-Dade County, Florida, the company was founded in 1953 as InstaBurger King, a Jacksonville, Florida-based restaurant chain. After Insta-Burger King ran into financial difficulties more.
21 Sonic Drive-In
22 Amy's Baking Company

Watch Caillou Misbehaves At ASBC and...

23 Taco Casa

Cheap, but why in the absolute hell would anyone want cold, soggy tacos made with lunchable beef?

24 Mama's Tamale
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