Top Ten Worst Date Night Restaurants

Hey guys, you taking that special girl of yours out on a date? Well, don't take her here if you actually plan on having a second date. I am excluding fast food "restaurants" since adding them is just too easy. The whole list would be made up of places like "McDonalds" or "Burger King" if I didn't prohibit them. So, no fast food.

The Top Ten

1 Applebee's

A bland, boring, corporate entity cleverly disguised as a friendly neighborhood restaurant. Their tagline might as well be "You've got no imagination if you're thinking of coming here". - BKAllmighty

I hate this crap

2 Denny's

There's a reason why Denny's is associated with loneliness and isolation. Anyone who's seen 'The Santa Clause' should really know better (that's basically everyone since that movie is everywhere at Christmas). - BKAllmighty

3 Olive Garden

Sure. It's real Italian. Just like those little, mustached, jumping, plumber, bros. Who originate from Japan. Probably avoid anywhere that advertises all you can eat breadsticks. - BKAllmighty

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4 LongHorn Steakhouse

The guy will have a great time, sure. It's meat. But think about what she's going to want to order. A bacon-wrapped angus steak smothered in Chipotle barbeque sauce with fried onions on the side? Probably not. - BKAllmighty

5 Pizza Hut

Run it through your head and then say it out loud to yourself. "I'll take her to Pizza Hut". Still sound like a good idea, genius? - BKAllmighty

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6 Waffle House

Angels will weep on the day when some poor fool takes a date to Waffle House. The very fabric of time and space will unravel before his very eyes. - BKAllmighty

Hey, maybe girls like gas station bathrooms that sell waffles. - AngryByrd

7 Golden Corral

A buffet, huh? How romantic. - BKAllmighty

8 Perkins Restaurant & Bakery

I'd actually be pretty hyped about going to a Perkin's. They closed every single one of them in west Michigan and I miss the entire chain. We also suffer from Big Boy leaving. - Turkeyasylum

I see. Where I live there are about 5 that are super close by. I guess it's just a different atmosphere. - BKAllmighty

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9 Pizza Ranch
10 Buffalo Wild Wings

The Contenders

11 Hooters

I don't think there's a need for commentary. Are there even any Hooter's in Canada, BK? - Turkeyasylum


(Insert my comment for Waffle House here) - BKAllmighty

13 Red Lobster

Seafood restaurants are always sketchy choices for dates since most people don't like most kinds of seafood. I do, but I'm in the minority. - BKAllmighty

14 McDonald's

Just thinking about it… How tacky would that be?


15 Brann's
16 Heart Attack Grill

Just the name is enough to make me cringe.

17 Bob Evans
18 Grandy's

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad food. Been there three times. The fried chicken was too greasy. The grilled chicken was too dry and undercooked. The mac and cheese was too freezing cold. Never going there again.

19 Beef House
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