Top Ten Worst Date Night Restaurants

Hey guys, you taking that special girl of yours out on a date? Well, don't take her here if you actually plan on having a second date. I am excluding fast food "restaurants" since adding them is just too easy. The whole list would be made up of places like "McDonalds" or "Burger King" if I didn't prohibit them. So, no fast food.
The Top Ten
1 Applebee's

A bland, boring, corporate entity cleverly disguised as a friendly neighborhood restaurant. Their tagline might as well be "You've got no imagination if you're thinking of coming here".

I hate this crap

2 Denny's

There's a reason why Denny's is associated with loneliness and isolation. Anyone who's seen 'The Santa Clause' should really know better (that's basically everyone since that movie is everywhere at Christmas).

3 Olive Garden

Sure. It's real Italian. Just like those little, mustached, jumping, plumber, bros. Who originate from Japan. Probably avoid anywhere that advertises all you can eat breadsticks.

I like going to Olive Garden because of their awesome pasta. I've never taken a girl on a date here though.

4 LongHorn Steakhouse

The guy will have a great time, sure. It's meat. But think about what she's going to want to order. A bacon-wrapped angus steak smothered in Chipotle barbeque sauce with fried onions on the side? Probably not.

5 Pizza Hut Pizza Hut is an American restaurant chain and international franchise which was founded in 1958 by Dan and Frank Carney.

Run it through your head and then say it out loud to yourself. "I'll take her to Pizza Hut". Still sound like a good idea, genius?

Your only hope is that she takes pity on the eternal bachelor.

6 Waffle House

Angels will weep on the day when some poor fool takes a date to Waffle House. The very fabric of time and space will unravel before his very eyes.

Hey, maybe girls like gas station bathrooms that sell waffles.

If the Waffle House is your idea of a date night restaurant, then you’re one sorry excuse of a person to date!

You both must be drunk and high

7 Golden Corral

A buffet, huh? How romantic.

8 Perkins Restaurant & Bakery

I'd actually be pretty hyped about going to a Perkin's. They closed every single one of them in west Michigan and I miss the entire chain. We also suffer from Big Boy leaving.

(insert my comment for Applebee's here)

9 Pizza Ranch
10 Hooters

I don't think there's a need for commentary. Are there even any Hooter's in Canada, BK?

Whose Hooters you looking at?

The Contenders
11 Buffalo Wild Wings

Actually, its perfect.

12 McDonald's

I would be embarrassed to have to eat here!

I would just be happy to be on a date at all. and I love there fries.

Just thinking about it… How tacky would that be?


(Insert my comment for Waffle House here)

This is more of a breakfast place.

14 Red Lobster

Seafood restaurants are always sketchy choices for dates since most people don't like most kinds of seafood. I do, but I'm in the minority.

15 Brann's
16 Heart Attack Grill

Just the name is enough to make me cringe.

17 Burger King Burger King (BK) is an American global chain of hamburger fast food restaurants. Headquartered in the unincorporated area of Miami-Dade County, Florida, the company was founded in 1953 as InstaBurger King, a Jacksonville, Florida-based restaurant chain. After Insta-Burger King ran into financial difficulties more.

such a burger king fan, if you take me to burger king for a first date I would have sex with you. #fan girl

18 Taco Bell Taco Bell is an American chain of fast food restaurants based out of Irvine, California and a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, Inc. The restaurants serve a variety of Tex-Mex foods that include tacos, burritos, quesadillas, nachos, novelty and specialty items, and a variety of "value menu" items. As of 2018, more.

I love taco bell its some of the best in the world

19 Papa John's
20 Sweet Tomatoes

I never been there

21 The Cheesecake Factory

I would eat the cheesecake then be sick from eating to much and go home.

22 Bob Evans
23 Grandy's

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad food. Been there three times. The fried chicken was too greasy. The grilled chicken was too dry and undercooked. The mac and cheese was too freezing cold. Never going there again.

24 Beef House
25 Sonic Drive-In
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