Worst Defenses Against Music CriticismNiktheWiz If you're going to defend a musical artist, song, or album, don't use these kinds of statements. Also, these are not direct quotes, but rather representations of one would often use as a defense against most criticisms.
The Top Ten
Calling rap music "black" music makes you racist. - DCfnaf
It's kinda weird to use racism as a defense against music criticism - Neonco31
*cough*Kanye*cough* - Zach808
Kanye, go hug yourself. (if ya know what I mean) - SwellowV 2 Comments
First of all, the person commenting can't do better. Second of all, the person they are commenting to isn't a musician so he can't do better. Third of all, that doesn't make every artist ever immune to criticism. - DCfnaf
Right Because Taylor Swift Is A Good Artist? - VideoGamefan5
If its Watch Me by Silento then I already have made a better song then that - christangrant
This goes out to ad hominem attacks in general. - NiktheWiz
True, songs don't necessarily represent real life, but is it too much to ask for songs with messages that are not reminiscent to Tyga's Stimulated, B.o.B's Flatline, or any other song that can spark massive controversy or (justifiably) offend people by sending a terrible message? If you're going to use questionable messages, at least frame them well. - NiktheWiz
Stimulated Isn't Just A Song, It's A Retard Having Sex With A Goat - VideoGamefan5
It's just my opinion on the song... - DCfnaf
I hate Watch Me for many reasons - christangrant
By that logic Closer by the Chainsmokers is the best song of 2016 - christangrant
By That Logic Watch Me Is The Best Song Of 2015 While See You Again Is The Worst Of 2015, Right? - VideoGamefan5
Uh See You Again was number 1 for 12 weeks. Watch Me couldn't even get #2. - ProPanda
By that logic, the Macarena is the best song of the 1990s. - NiktheWiz
Well we had a horrible song at #1 not 2 weeks ago... - allamassalV 3 Comments
I don't know why people think this is a good thing. I generally find catchy music annoying
This is a perfectly reasonable excuse to like a song and avoid critical thought. - ProPanda
That's not enough to redeem the rest of the flaws. - NiktheWiz
Sometimes a song can be catchy in a good way (think Charlie Puth's songs), but having What About Us in my head for hours annoyed me to the extreme. - allamassalV 3 Comments
And you're sitting behind a computer complaining about a stranger's opinion of a song that doesn't define you. - DCfnaf
Taylor Swift Is A Sellout - VideoGamefan5
Same thing as the Grammies and ad hominem. - NiktheWiz
If you are watching it for the first time to see if you like it, then this comment wouldn't make sense. However, if the song plays on the radio, just turn it off or switch to another station. Nobody is "forcing you" to listen to the song, it was your own choice to sit through the song without changing the station. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Does it look like I like 7 Years? , Nope, But My Radio Forced Me To Listen To It Back In Summer 2016, And Right Now Does It Look Like I Want To Listen To Shape Of You? - VideoGamefan5
This doesn't work with pop music. Whether you like a song or not, it WILL be drilled into your head by a radio that you can't just smash. - Zach808
Yeah, that totally works in public places. I'm just gonna go into Walmart, break into wherever the radio is, and shut it off. The employees definitely won't throw me out. Right? - Zach808
But what if you're in a store? Then you don't have that option. - allamassalV 5 Comments
I don't get this one because there's no such thing as real music. All music (as well as all forms of art in general) is subjective.
Because music is subjective, no one has a bad taste in music. I used to say things similar to this, only about songs I hated, not liked. - allamassal
Music is subjective, so it's a dumb defense. - DCfnaf
Wow, Best Quote Ever - Hillary Clinton - VideoGamefan5V 1 Comment
Grammies =/= quality. For example, Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp a Butterfly lost to Taylor Swift's 1989 for the Album of the Year award in 2016). - NiktheWiz
And your point is...? - DCfnaf
Lemonade lost to 25 (But Luckily Adele still honors Beyonce and share her Grammys with her) - BeaM456
There is no way that there are zero songs from today that are better than Barbie Girl, We are the World, the Macarena, Axl F (Crazy Frog), Achy Breaky Heart, etc. - NiktheWiz
So you're telling me that "We Built This City" is better than "Irvine", "Jesus Alone", "I'm Going To Do It", and "Blackstar"? Pfft, nonsense. - DCfnaf
Work By Rihanna Sucks And You Need To Accept that People Hate It For Good And Valid Reasons - VideoGamefan5
You are the type of person who the user of the list is specifically trying to show negatively. - Swellow
No sticking to the past, move on with it - Neonco31
Some songs aren't meant to have lyrics. As long as it's not offensive (Juju) or annoying (Watch Me), I'm fine with mediocre lyrics. - ProPanda
Not all songs need to have lyrics, say like for video game tracks and some electronic dubstep songs - Neonco31
I'm not saying the lyrics have to be some sort of Shakespearean masterpiece, but at least put some effort into the lyrics if you're going to include them in a dance track. - NiktheWiz
What if it's an unlistenable piece of garbage dance track? - DCfnafV 2 Comments
If they say a song is bad then they usually have reasons for saying it besides "I've heard this song 921653932165891 times on the radio it's driving me insane". - allamassal
This is probably the truest thing on the list. - Swellow
I did, and this is my opinion. - DCfnaf
It would be so easy for one to use this argument on people who like old music and hate modern music, and...maybe it's true, as in the best songs list, there are virtually no songs from the 2010s, or maybe I'm just a total idiot and people actually have legit reasons to like old music, and hate modern music. I dunno...(likely the second option, though.).
Take, for example, Peacock by Katy Perry. Katy Perry passed the song off as a gay pride anthem, but clearly nobody is buying that excuse. - NiktheWiz
Whenever these conversations come up, it's always Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, and Lil Wayne that get brought up. - DCfnaf
Nah, Metallica's Hardwired is barely decent to be honest - Neonco31
Stupid Reason - VideoGamefan5
"Why is mainstream pop and rap bad? "
*Answers "Justin Bieber" (a guy who hasn't been relevent in years and is now more mature) or some rapper who is a stereotype of a gangster* - BlueTopazIceVanilla
I am biased. Th
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2. "If you don't like it, then don't listen to it"
3. "But it's catchy"
2. "I'd like to see you do better"
3. "You have bad taste in music"
2. "It's a dance song, so the lyrics don't matter"
3. "White people can't criticize black music"
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