Worst Dog Names

The Top Ten

1 Cat

If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster... - Norrisofchuck

Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is

Why why why is that even a name for a DOG!


V 8 Comments
2 Bitch

How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name

Who's cruel enough to do this?!

Try it in a sentence


V 13 Comments
3 Buddy

Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.

I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing

Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!

I have a dog named buddy :,)))

V 9 Comments
4 D.O.G

We know it's a dog.

Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard

Why would you name your dog D.O. G

That's a GREAT name D O G! You go dog

V 9 Comments
5 Anus

Yes that's So bad

Come here anus

Stupid and innapropriate

I love you

V 1 Comment
6 Lizard

I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"

I had a dog when I was three named lizard

I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!

I like it. Come here Lizard! Wanna treat Lizard?
It's original.

V 1 Comment
7 Poo

Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name - meggy678

I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9

I have a dog named pee - Joshuakhang123

Those popel are stupid

V 8 Comments
8 Fido

Awesome name

Awesome name

I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!

9 Shoe Shine

Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine

does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes

Its from underdog

Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?


V 1 Comment
10 Cimba

It means lion, when it's a dog!?

Isn't that the lion king cat?

Its not cimba its simba

Big sam fae 4cs actual

V 4 Comments

The Contenders

11 Wave

I like this name because I am a ocean bady

This is zen



12 Bob

People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob

Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)

Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?

Really bad name sos

V 4 Comments
13 Whatamess

Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what how

V 2 Comments
14 Boobs

Here's our awesome competitor boobs

Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!

What the heck


V 3 Comments
15 Chocolate

Awesome name


16 Knucklehead McSpazatron

This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!

Spongebob likes this

Best Dog name ever


V 2 Comments
17 Poochy

It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!

V 2 Comments
18 Fart

Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons

Come here fart

"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"

The sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he can see see see and all that he could see see see was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea! That's a better name! Why on earth would you call a dog that? Grow up!

V 2 Comments
19 Bonnie

I actually think this name is pretty cute!

V 2 Comments
20 Queensie

You smell and I hate you

21 ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle

My friend had a "rapper dog"

Amazing dog name

"Hi ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle! C'mere boy! "

22 Toto


23 It

That's what my family use to name me

V 3 Comments
24 Bakster

My brother just rescued a boxer mix named bakster. the more I say the name the more I dislike it andthe dog doesn't look like a bakster either. I asked him why he didn't decide to change the name and he said because he felt weird changing a 3 year old dogs name but the problem is that the people at the pound probably named him and the dog didn't answer to the name anyway.

25 Crap

Here Crap! Come here little Crap! Good Crap! No. it. doesn't. work.

Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?! - aquaman1998

Imagine if he/she got out and your outside HERE CRAP

Come here, you piece of Crap!

V 2 Comments
26 Dutchess

This is a great name. My neighbor's dog is named Duchess. It's on the wrong list and you spelled it wrong.

27 Lola

I am named Lola!

28 Copper

I named my dog copper, so how is it bad

V 1 Comment
29 Dicksmasher

Hello here's our winner for the decade.. Dicksmasher the dog

Neighbors dog named it. Animal abuse...


30 Poopsie

My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.

Very good name. I like that name

So so so so so so so so so so so so so funny

31 Airbubble McMuffin

Hi big fat air bubble Mcmuffin

32 Tape

Do I really need to explain why this is a terrible name?

"Come here, tape! "
"That's a good boy, tape! "


33 Hitler
34 Rudy

I love this name for a dog - PositronWildhawk

35 Stains

Come Stains!

36 Dad

Seriously considering this one.

37 Barbara
38 Pee

What the hell?
This name is stupid


Here pee! Come here pee! Fetch pee! Good boy pee!

39 Merry legs

I literally saw a dog up for adoption named this

40 Douchebag

Stupid and retarded

41 Simba

In African It Means Lion!?!?

This is my cat's name

Simba lion in swahili besides the African lion panthra leo leo is from the genius panthradea only

42 Poor
43 Noah

This will sound too much like the word "No" and confuse your poor pet. Think of every time you have to correct your dogs behavior by saying "No! " and now think about calling him to come over. Confusion!

As a dog trainer, I have to vote for this name. I can't believe owners don't have the foresight to stay away from this one.

Stay, Noah! No! No Noah, stay! Stay there, Noah! No! Ugh! Noah!

44 Doofus
45 Mr. Weenie

Stupid name

LOL! Enough said.

46 Adolf

That name needs to make one hell of a come back just like 'take that' get rid of (robbie Williams / murdering 6 million Jews. Come on guys they're basically the same thing) I know I will be calling my children this name for years to come!

V 1 Comment
47 Supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus

Try not to kill your self saying that name.
Either way that names a first.

V 2 Comments
48 No name

"Come here no name " so stupid

49 Sumtingwong
50 Tinkerbelle

Such a cute name but sometimes it! right have to go with the right dog

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List Stats

500 votes
109 listings
5 years, 302 days old

Top Remixes

1. Buddy
2. Cat
3. Fido
1. D.O.G
2. Cat
3. Cimba
1. Shoe Shine
2. Whatamess
3. Mr. Weenie


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