Worst Dog Names
The Top Ten
If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster... - Norrisofchuck
Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is
Why why why is that even a name for a DOG!
BEST NAME EVER!V 8 Comments
How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name
Who's cruel enough to do this?!
Try it in a sentence
SERIOUSLYV 13 Comments
Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.
I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing
Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!
I have a dog named buddy :,)))V 9 Comments
We know it's a dog.
Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard
Why would you name your dog D.O. G
That's a GREAT name D O G! You go dogV 9 Comments
Yes that's So bad
Come here anus
Stupid and innapropriate
I love youV 1 Comment
I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"
I had a dog when I was three named lizard
I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!
I like it. Come here Lizard! Wanna treat Lizard?
Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name - meggy678
I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9
I have a dog named pee - Joshuakhang123
Those popel are stupidV 8 Comments
I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!
Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine
does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes
Its from underdog
Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?
WHAT THE HELLV 1 Comment
It means lion, when it's a dog!?
Isn't that the lion king cat?
Its not cimba its simba
Big sam fae 4cs actualV 4 Comments
I like this name because I am a ocean bady
This is zen
People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob
Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)
Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?
Really bad name sosV 4 Comments
Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what howV 2 Comments
Here's our awesome competitor boobs
Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!
What the heck
YAS LOVE THIS DOG NAMEV 3 Comments
This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!
Spongebob likes this
Best Dog name ever
perfectV 2 Comments
It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!V 2 Comments
Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons
Come here fart
"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"
The sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he can see see see and all that he could see see see was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea! That's a better name! Why on earth would you call a dog that? Grow up!V 2 Comments
I actually think this name is pretty cute!V 2 Comments
You smell and I hate you
My friend had a "rapper dog"
Amazing dog name
"Hi ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle! C'mere boy! "
WHO WOULD NAME A DOG TOTO.?
That's what my family use to name meV 3 Comments
My brother just rescued a boxer mix named bakster. the more I say the name the more I dislike it andthe dog doesn't look like a bakster either. I asked him why he didn't decide to change the name and he said because he felt weird changing a 3 year old dogs name but the problem is that the people at the pound probably named him and the dog didn't answer to the name anyway.
Here Crap! Come here little Crap! Good Crap! No. it. doesn't. work.
Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?! - aquaman1998
Imagine if he/she got out and your outside HERE CRAP
Come here, you piece of Crap!V 2 Comments
This is a great name. My neighbor's dog is named Duchess. It's on the wrong list and you spelled it wrong.
I am named Lola!
I named my dog copper, so how is it badV 1 Comment
Hello here's our winner for the decade.. Dicksmasher the dog
Neighbors dog named it. Animal abuse...
My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.
Very good name. I like that name
So so so so so so so so so so so so so funny
Hi big fat air bubble Mcmuffin
Do I really need to explain why this is a terrible name?
"Come here, tape! "
"That's a good boy, tape! "
I love this name for a dog - PositronWildhawk
Seriously considering this one.
What the hell?
This name is stupid
Here pee! Come here pee! Fetch pee! Good boy pee!
I literally saw a dog up for adoption named this
Stupid and retarded
In African It Means Lion!?!?
This is my cat's name
Simba lion in swahili besides the African lion panthra leo leo is from the genius panthradea only
This will sound too much like the word "No" and confuse your poor pet. Think of every time you have to correct your dogs behavior by saying "No! " and now think about calling him to come over. Confusion!
As a dog trainer, I have to vote for this name. I can't believe owners don't have the foresight to stay away from this one.
Stay, Noah! No! No Noah, stay! Stay there, Noah! No! Ugh! Noah!
LOL! Enough said.
That name needs to make one hell of a come back just like 'take that' get rid of (robbie Williams / murdering 6 million Jews. Come on guys they're basically the same thing) I know I will be calling my children this name for years to come!V 1 Comment
Try not to kill your self saying that name.
Either way that names a first.
"Come here no name " so stupid
Such a cute name but sometimes it! right have to go with the right dog
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