Worst Dog Names

The Top Ten Worst Dog Names

1 Cat

If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster...

Pretty weird for a dog name

Cat dog if any one knows the reference

Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is

2 Bitch

Well... female dogs are called that... but I would definitely NOT call a dog that.

How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name

This is a cruel name who would name there dog this

Who's cruel enough to do this?!

3 Buddy

Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.

I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing

Don't bring up those atrocious puppies from Disney again...

Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!

4 D.O.G

We know it's a dog.

Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard

Why would you name your dog D.O. G

D.O. G Really? Geez people...

5 Lizard

I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"

I had a dog when I was three named lizard

I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!

That is a stupid name

6 Anus

Come here anus

Yes that's So bad

Stupid and innapropriate

I love you

7 Fido

This is the worst name ever.

Awesome name

Awesome name

I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!

8 Poo

Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name

I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9

I have a dog named pee

Why would ya call a cute dog that!

9 Shoe Shine

Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine

does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes

Its from underdog

Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?

WHAT THE HELL

10 Cimba

It means lion, when it's a dog!?

Cimba sucks

SIMBA on the other hand... Is perfectly fine

Isn't that the lion king cat?

I like cimba it is cute

The Contenders

11 Knucklehead McSpazatron

This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!

Spongebob likes this

Best Dog name ever

This. Just this. hahaaha

12 Whatamess

Come here Whatamess! Want a treat, Whatamess? Good boy, Whatamess!
-Maddie

Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what how

This name is a mess.

13 Boobs

Here's our awesome competitor boobs

Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!

I love you, Boobs.

What the heck

14 Wave

It's kinda cute

I like this name because I am a ocean bady

This is zen

Stupid

15 Bob

People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob

Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)

Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?

My cupcake is named bob

16 Ugly

Named both my cat and dog this

17 No name

"Come here no name " so stupid

18 Chocolate

Unless his skin is very brown

Awesome name

YUMMY

I like it

19 Pussy

The most retarded name. EVER for both dogs and cats

Just What

20 Poochy

It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!

It rhymes with poopy

21 Fart

Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons

Now I'm going to get a dog, just so I can use this name!

Come here fart

"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"

22 Kitty
23 Bonnie

Sounds to much like a bonnet.

I actually think this name is pretty cute!

It's a five nights at Freddy's

24 ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle

Amazing gonna get a dog just to call him that then gonna get another dog and call it Alan

My friend had a "rapper dog"

Amazing dog name

"Hi ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle! C'mere boy! "

25 Queensie

You smell and I hate you

26 Toto

Dorothy's dog from the Wizard of Oz was named Toto. I live in Kansas and have considered that name for a dog. Before a bad storm I could run outside yelling TOTO TOTO TOTO!

WHO WOULD NAME A DOG TOTO.?

africa!

I’d love this, everywhere I went I’d be serenaded with Africa

27 Hitler

By far the best name. Would name my child like that

Nazi dogs, Invade!

Yes

28 It

That's what my family use to name me

Strange movie.
Bad name for an animal.

Dad: "it's running away!
Mom: "... what?

It the clown

29 Bakster

My brother just rescued a boxer mix named bakster. the more I say the name the more I dislike it andthe dog doesn't look like a bakster either. I asked him why he didn't decide to change the name and he said because he felt weird changing a 3 year old dogs name but the problem is that the people at the pound probably named him and the dog didn't answer to the name anyway.

30 Stalin
31 Crap

Here Crap! Come here little Crap! Good Crap! No. it. doesn't. work.

Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?!

Imagine if he/she got out and your outside HERE CRAP

Unless your dog likes poop so much that they want to be named after it, your dog will attack you if you address it by this name.

32 Dicksmasher

Hello here's our winner for the decade.. Dicksmasher the dog

I love my little Dicksmasher.

Neighbors dog named it. Animal abuse...

Smash that dick

33 Lola

I am named Lola!

34 Dutchess

This is a great name. My neighbor's dog is named Duchess. It's on the wrong list and you spelled it wrong.

35 Dad

Seriously considering this one.

For me that's just really... just cringe

Here’s the winner of the Westminster Dog Show...
DAD!
-Maddie

36 Stains

Come Stains!

37 Poopsie

My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.

Very good name. I like that name

So so so so so so so so so so so so so funny

38 Sumtingwong
39 Copper

I named my dog copper, so how is it bad

I think it's a cute name

40 Mr. Weenie

LOL! Enough said.

Open season

41 Lunatic pension
42 Supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus

Try not to kill your self saying that name.
Either way that names a first.

WHAT THE HECK

I posted that... :D

This is gay

43 Airbubble McMuffin

Hi big fat air bubble Mcmuffin

44 Laggington Sir Spazington

Laughing too hard on this one

45 Tape

In Lithuania yes is said tape although I'm not quite sure of how to say it. English transolation) Come here yes ooh no! Don't roll in that horse poo! Let's get you to the house.that's my yes.

Do I really need to explain why this is a terrible name?

"Come here, tape! "
"That's a good boy, tape! "

(/)_()

46 Merry legs

I literally saw a dog up for adoption named this

47 Rudy

I love this name for a dog

48 Barbara
49 Pee

What the hell?
This name is stupid

Funny

Here pee! Come here pee! Fetch pee! Good boy pee!
Meh

50 Luna

I actually like this name

Luna's a very nice name

I love this name.. a good name for a golden retriever 😍🐶

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