Worst Dog Names

The Top Ten

1 Cat

If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster... - Norrisofchuck

Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is

Why why why is that even a name for a DOG!


V 8 Comments
2 Bitch

How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name

Well... female dogs are called that... but I would definitely NOT call a dog that.

Who's cruel enough to do this?!

This is a cruel name who would name there dog this

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3 Buddy

Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.

I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing

Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!

I have a dog named buddy :,)))

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4 D.O.G

We know it's a dog.

Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard

Why would you name your dog D.O. G

That's a GREAT name D O G! You go dog

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5 Lizard

I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"

I had a dog when I was three named lizard

I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!

That is a stupid name

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6 Anus

Yes that's So bad

Come here anus

Stupid and innapropriate

I love you

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7 Fido

Awesome name

Awesome name

I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!

8 Poo

Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name - meggy678

I have a dog named pee - Joshuakhang123

I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9

Those popel are stupid

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9 Shoe Shine

Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine

does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes

Its from underdog

Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?


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10 Cimba

It means lion, when it's a dog!?

Isn't that the lion king cat?

Its not cimba its simba

Big sam fae 4cs actual

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The Contenders

11 Whatamess

Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what how

Stupid name


12 Wave

It's kinda cute

I like this name because I am a ocean bady

This is zen


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13 Bob

People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob

Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)

Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?

lol - BreakFastBeast2005

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14 Knucklehead McSpazatron

This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!

Spongebob likes this

Best Dog name ever


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15 Boobs

Here's our awesome competitor boobs

Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!

What the heck


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16 Chocolate

Unless his skin is very brown

Awesome name


I like it - Cygeniks

17 Poochy

It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!

It rhymes with poopy


18 Fart

Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons

Come here fart

"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"

Love it

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19 Bonnie

Sounds to much like a bonnet.

I actually think this name is pretty cute!

It's a five nights at Freddy's

20 Queensie

You smell and I hate you

21 ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle

My friend had a "rapper dog"

Amazing dog name

"Hi ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle! C'mere boy! "

22 Toto


I’d love this, everywhere I went I’d be serenaded with Africa

23 It

That's what my family use to name me

Strange movie.
Bad name for an animal.

Dad: "it's running away!
Mom: "... what?

It the clown

24 Bakster

My brother just rescued a boxer mix named bakster. the more I say the name the more I dislike it andthe dog doesn't look like a bakster either. I asked him why he didn't decide to change the name and he said because he felt weird changing a 3 year old dogs name but the problem is that the people at the pound probably named him and the dog didn't answer to the name anyway.

25 Crap

Here Crap! Come here little Crap! Good Crap! No. it. doesn't. work.

Imagine if he/she got out and your outside HERE CRAP

Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?! - aquaman1998

Unless your dog likes poop so much that they want to be named after it, your dog will attack you if you address it by this name.

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26 Hitler

By far the best name. Would name my child like that

27 Dutchess

This is a great name. My neighbor's dog is named Duchess. It's on the wrong list and you spelled it wrong.

28 Lola

I am named Lola!

29 Dicksmasher

Hello here's our winner for the decade.. Dicksmasher the dog

Neighbors dog named it. Animal abuse...

Haa! Hilarious

Hot name

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30 Copper

I named my dog copper, so how is it bad

I think it's a cute name

31 Stains

Come Stains!

32 Dad

Seriously considering this one.

33 Airbubble McMuffin

Hi big fat air bubble Mcmuffin

34 Tape

In Lithuania yes is said tape although I'm not quite sure of how to say it. English transolation) Come here yes ooh no! Don't roll in that horse poo! Let's get you to the house.that's my yes.

Do I really need to explain why this is a terrible name?

"Come here, tape! "
"That's a good boy, tape! "


35 Rudy

I love this name for a dog - PositronWildhawk

36 Poopsie

My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.

Very good name. I like that name

So so so so so so so so so so so so so funny

37 Barbara
38 Simba

In African It Means Lion!?!?

I think it is so cute

This is my cat's name

Simba lion in swahili besides the African lion panthra leo leo is from the genius panthradea only

39 Noah

This will sound too much like the word "No" and confuse your poor pet. Think of every time you have to correct your dogs behavior by saying "No! " and now think about calling him to come over. Confusion!

As a dog trainer, I have to vote for this name. I can't believe owners don't have the foresight to stay away from this one.

Stay, Noah! No! No Noah, stay! Stay there, Noah! No! Ugh! Noah!

40 Mr. Weenie

Stupid name

LOL! Enough said.

41 Adolf

That name needs to make one hell of a come back just like 'take that' get rid of (robbie Williams / murdering 6 million Jews. Come on guys they're basically the same thing) I know I will be calling my children this name for years to come!


42 Lunatic pension
43 Supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus

Try not to kill your self saying that name.
Either way that names a first.


I posted that... :D

44 No name

"Come here no name " so stupid

45 Sumtingwong
46 Tinkerbelle

Such a cute name but sometimes it! right have to go with the right dog

47 Pee

What the hell?
This name is stupid


Here pee! Come here pee! Fetch pee! Good boy pee!

48 Merry legs

I literally saw a dog up for adoption named this

49 Douchebag

Stupid and retarded

50 Poor
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List Stats

600 votes
109 listings
6 years, 205 days old

Top Remixes

1. Buddy
2. Cat
3. Fido
1. D.O.G
2. Cat
3. Cimba
1. Shoe Shine
2. Whatamess
3. Mr. Weenie


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