Worst Dog Names
The Top Ten
If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster... - Norrisofchuck
Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is
Why why why is that even a name for a DOG!
Cat dog... weirdV 8 Comments
Well... female dogs are called that... but I would definitely NOT call a dog that.
This is a cruel name who would name there dog this
How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name
Who's cruel enough to do this?!V 15 Comments
Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.
I have a dog named buddy :,)))
I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing
Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!V 9 Comments
We know it's a dog.
Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard
Why would you name your dog D.O. G
D.O. G Really? Geez people...V 9 Comments
That is a stupid name
I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"
I had a dog when I was three named lizard
I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!V 2 Comments
Yes that's So bad
I love you
Come here anus
Stupid and innapropriateV 1 Comment
I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!
Its from underdog
Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine
does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes
Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?
WHAT THE HELLV 1 Comment
Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name - meggy678
I have a dog named pee - Joshuakhang123
I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9
Why would ya call a cute dog that!V 8 Comments
It means lion, when it's a dog!?
Isn't that the lion king cat?
Its not cimba its simba
I like cimba it is cuteV 4 Comments
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It's kinda cute
I like this name because I am a ocean bady
This is zen
StupidV 1 Comment
lol - BreakFastBeast2005
I like that name - Cygeniks
People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob
Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)V 6 Comments
Here's our awesome competitor boobs
Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!
What the heck
This name is innapropriateV 3 Comments
I like it - Cygeniks
Unless his skin is very brown
Spongebob likes this
This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!
Best Dog name everV 2 Comments
It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!
It rhymes with poopy
Now I'm going to get a dog, just so I can use this name!
Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons
Come here fartV 4 Comments
Sounds to much like a bonnet.
I actually think this name is pretty cute!
It's a five nights at Freddy's
You smell and I hate you
WHO WOULD NAME A DOG TOTO.?
I’d love this, everywhere I went I’d be serenaded with Africa
That's what my family use to name me
Bad name for an animal.
Dad: "it's running away!
Mom: "... what?
It the clown
My friend had a "rapper dog"
Amazing dog name
"Hi ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle! C'mere boy! "
My brother just rescued a boxer mix named bakster. the more I say the name the more I dislike it andthe dog doesn't look like a bakster either. I asked him why he didn't decide to change the name and he said because he felt weird changing a 3 year old dogs name but the problem is that the people at the pound probably named him and the dog didn't answer to the name anyway.
Unless your dog likes poop so much that they want to be named after it, your dog will attack you if you address it by this name.
Here Crap! Come here little Crap! Good Crap! No. it. doesn't. work.
Imagine if he/she got out and your outside HERE CRAP
Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?! - aquaman1998V 3 Comments
By far the best name. Would name my child like that
I am named Lola!
This is a great name. My neighbor's dog is named Duchess. It's on the wrong list and you spelled it wrong.
niceV 2 Comments
I named my dog copper, so how is it bad
I think it's a cute name
Very good name. I like that name
My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.
So so so so so so so so so so so so so funny
Seriously considering this one.
Hi big fat air bubble Mcmuffin
In Lithuania yes is said tape although I'm not quite sure of how to say it. English transolation) Come here yes ooh no! Don't roll in that horse poo! Let's get you to the house.that's my yes.
Do I really need to explain why this is a terrible name?
"Come here, tape! "
"That's a good boy, tape! "
I love this name for a dog - PositronWildhawk
I think it is so cute
In African It Means Lion!?!?
This is my cat's name
Simba lion in swahili besides the African lion panthra leo leo is from the genius panthradea only
This will sound too much like the word "No" and confuse your poor pet. Think of every time you have to correct your dogs behavior by saying "No! " and now think about calling him to come over. Confusion!
As a dog trainer, I have to vote for this name. I can't believe owners don't have the foresight to stay away from this one.
Stay, Noah! No! No Noah, stay! Stay there, Noah! No! Ugh! Noah!
LOL! Enough said.
That name needs to make one hell of a come back just like 'take that' get rid of (robbie Williams / murdering 6 million Jews. Come on guys they're basically the same thing) I know I will be calling my children this name for years to come!
Try not to kill your self saying that name.
Either way that names a first.
WHAT THE HECK
I posted that... :D
"Come here no name " so stupid
Such a cute name but sometimes it! right have to go with the right dog
What the hell?
This name is stupid
Here pee! Come here pee! Fetch pee! Good boy pee!
I literally saw a dog up for adoption named this
Stupid and retarded
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