Worst Dog Names

The Top Ten
1 Cat

If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster...

I understand naming a cat kitty but seriously? A dog named cat?

Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is

Cat Dog if anyone knows the reference

2 Bitch

How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name

Well... female dogs are called that... but I would definitely NOT call a dog that.

This is a cruel name who would name there dog this

Who's cruel enough to do this?!

3 D.O.G

Whether you spell it "Deeogee", "Deyogee", "Diogee", or any other variation of that, it's still not as creative as you may have initially thought it was (it is the type of name 14 year olds think up). Lots of people have thought of this and it has just worn out over time. No need to keep it going yall.

We know it's a dog and that particular version means
Dogs outnumber goats. Is that what you wan't to name your dog?!

Why would you name your dog D.O. G

Sounds like a name for a rapper.

4 Lizard

I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"

I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!

I had a dog when I was three named lizard

That is a stupid name

5 Buddy

Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.

Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!

I like it. Most dogs are friends with the owners and kids! Buddy's a GREAT name! Why wouldn't you like it? - from DogLover

I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing

6 Anus

Who would call there dog anus anyways
And why is the name cimba on here I think that's a nice name

Yes that's So bad

Come here anus

Stupid and innapropriate

7 Poo

Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name

Poo stupid name poo need to go to the loo stupid outraguss rude name man

Why would ya call a cute dog that!

Seriously you child!

8 Fido

I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!

This is the worst name ever.

9 Shoe Shine

Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?

Its from underdog

I laughed when I first saw this 😂

Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine

does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes

10 Cimba

It means lion, when it's a dog!?

Isn't that the lion king cat?

Its not cimba its simba

I like cimba it is cute

The Contenders
11 Boobs

Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!

Here's our awesome competitor boobs

I love you, Boobs.

Better be female...

12 Knucklehead McSpazatron

This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!

Spongebob likes this

This. Just this. hahaaha

your a knucklehead if u name your dog this

13 Whatamess

Come here Whatamess! Want a treat, Whatamess? Good boy, Whatamess!

This name is a mess.

14 Wave
15 Ugly
16 Bob

People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob

Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?

Terrible name for both humans and canines.

Really bad name sos

17 No name

"Come here no name " so stupid

this name reminds me spong bob

18 Boomer
19 Poopsie

My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.

Very good name. I like that name

So so so so so so so so so so so so so funny

20 Chocolate

Unless his skin is very brown

21 Flea
22 Pussy

The most retarded name. EVER for both dogs and cats

He/She just might be one...

23 Fart

Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons

"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"

Come here fart

Poor Puppy. I have 4 dogs. Seymour (Semmie), Emrald ( Emi), Andy and Daffidil (Daffy).

24 Poochy

It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!

It rhymes with poopy

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