Worst Dog Names

The Top Ten

1 Cat

If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster... - Norrisofchuck

Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is

Why why why is that even a name for a DOG!

Stupid. Whoever thought of naming a dog 'Cat' is dumb.

V 5 Comments
2 D.O.G

We know it's a dog.

Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard

Why would you name your dog D.O. G

That's a GREAT name D O G! You go dog

V 9 Comments
3 Bitch

How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name

Who's cruel enough to do this?!

Try it in a sentence

SERIOUSLY

V 13 Comments
4 Buddy

Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.

I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing

Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!

I named my dog Buddy and ot is adorable so like shut up

V 8 Comments
5 Poo

Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name - meggy678

I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9

I have a dog named pee - Joshuakhang123

Those popel are stupid

V 8 Comments
6 Lizard

I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"

I had a dog when I was three named lizard

I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!

I like it. Come here Lizard! Wanna treat Lizard?
It's original.

V 1 Comment
7 Anus

Who would call there dog anus anyways
And why is the name cimba on here I think that's a nice name

V 2 Comments
8 Fido V 3 Comments
9 Shoe Shine

Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine

does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes

V 3 Comments
10 Bob

People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob

Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)

Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?

Really bad name sos

V 4 Comments

The Contenders

11 Cimba

It means lion, when it's a dog!?

Isn't that the lion king cat?

I like cimba it is cute

Cute

V 2 Comments
12 Whatamess

Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what how

V 2 Comments
13 Boobs

Here's our awesome competitor boobs

Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!

What the heck

YAS LOVE THIS DOG NAME

V 3 Comments
14 Wave

I like this name because I am a ocean bady

Stupid

What

15 Chocolate

Awesome name

YUMMY

16 Knucklehead McSpazatron

Best Dog name ever

This. Just this. hahaaha

Knucklehead Fuddrucker McSpazzatron III, come here! Good Boy!

17 Poochy

It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!

V 2 Comments
18 Fart

Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons

Come here fart

"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"

The sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he can see see see and all that he could see see see was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea! That's a better name! Why on earth would you call a dog that? Grow up!

V 2 Comments
19 Bonnie

I actually think this name is pretty cute!

V 2 Comments
20 Queensie V 1 Comment
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List StatsUpdated 25 Sep 2017

400 votes
109 listings
5 years, 122 days old

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1. Buddy
2. Cat
3. Fido
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1. D.O.G
2. Cat
3. Cimba
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1. Shoe Shine
2. Whatamess
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