Worst Dog Names

The Top Ten

1 Cat

If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster...

Pretty weird for a dog name

Cat dog if any one knows the reference

Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is

2 Bitch

Well... female dogs are called that... but I would definitely NOT call a dog that.

How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name

This is a cruel name who would name there dog this

Who's cruel enough to do this?!

3 Buddy

Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.

I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing

Don't bring up those atrocious puppies from Disney again...

Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!

4 D.O.G

We know it's a dog.

Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard

Why would you name your dog D.O. G

D.O. G Really? Geez people...

5 Lizard

I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"

I had a dog when I was three named lizard

I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!

That is a stupid name

6 Anus

Come here anus

Yes that's So bad

Stupid and innapropriate

I love you

7 Fido

Awesome name

Awesome name

This is the worst name ever.

I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!

8 Poo

Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name

I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9

I have a dog named pee

Why would ya call a cute dog that!

9 Shoe Shine

Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine

does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes

Its from underdog

Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?


10 Cimba

It means lion, when it's a dog!?

Cimba sucks

SIMBA on the other hand... Is perfectly fine

Isn't that the lion king cat?

I like cimba it is cute

The Contenders

11 Knucklehead McSpazatron

This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!

Best Dog name ever

Spongebob likes this

This. Just this. hahaaha

12 Whatamess

Come here Whatamess! Want a treat, Whatamess? Good boy, Whatamess!

Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what how

This name is a mess.

13 Boobs

Here's our awesome competitor boobs

Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!

I love you, Boobs.

What the heck

14 Wave

It's kinda cute

I like this name because I am a ocean bady

This is zen


15 Bob

People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob

Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)

Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?

My cupcake is named bob

16 Ugly

Named both my cat and dog this

I named my cat ugly when I was eight. I hate cats!

17 No name

"Come here no name " so stupid

18 Chocolate

Unless his skin is very brown

Awesome name


I like it

19 Pussy

The most retarded name. EVER for both dogs and cats

Just What

20 Poochy

It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!

It rhymes with poopy

21 Fart

Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons

Now I'm going to get a dog, just so I can use this name!

Come here fart

"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"

22 Kitty
23 Bonnie

Sounds to much like a bonnet.

I actually think this name is pretty cute!

It's a five nights at Freddy's

24 ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle

Amazing gonna get a dog just to call him that then gonna get another dog and call it Alan

My friend had a "rapper dog"

Amazing dog name

"Hi ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle! C'mere boy! "

25 Queensie

You smell and I hate you

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