Worst Dog Names
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If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster... - Norrisofchuck
Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is
Why why why is that even a name for a DOG!
Stupid. Whoever thought of naming a dog 'Cat' is dumb.V 5 Comments
We know it's a dog.
Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard
Why would you name your dog D.O. G
That's a GREAT name D O G! You go dogV 9 Comments
How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name
Who's cruel enough to do this?!
Try it in a sentence
SERIOUSLYV 13 Comments
Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.
I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing
Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!
I named my dog Buddy and ot is adorable so like shut upV 8 Comments
Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name - meggy678
I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9
I have a dog named pee - Joshuakhang123
Those popel are stupidV 8 Comments
I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"
I had a dog when I was three named lizard
I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!
I like it. Come here Lizard! Wanna treat Lizard?
Who would call there dog anus anyways
And why is the name cimba on here I think that's a nice name
Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine
does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes
People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob
Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)
Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?
Really bad name sosV 4 Comments
It means lion, when it's a dog!?
Isn't that the lion king cat?
I like cimba it is cute
CuteV 2 Comments
Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what howV 2 Comments
Here's our awesome competitor boobs
Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!
What the heck
YAS LOVE THIS DOG NAMEV 3 Comments
I like this name because I am a ocean bady
Best Dog name ever
This. Just this. hahaaha
Knucklehead Fuddrucker McSpazzatron III, come here! Good Boy!
It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!V 2 Comments
Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons
Come here fart
"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"
The sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he can see see see and all that he could see see see was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea! That's a better name! Why on earth would you call a dog that? Grow up!V 2 Comments
I actually think this name is pretty cute!V 2 Comments
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