Worst Dog Names
The Top Ten Worst Dog Names
If you name your dog cat might as well name your cat dog and if your have a hamster...
Pretty weird for a dog name
Cat dog if any one knows the reference
Really? They do not even know what kind of animal it is
Well... female dogs are called that... but I would definitely NOT call a dog that.
How dare you? You can't say that about animals! You are the name! You are a son of the name
This is a cruel name who would name there dog this
Who's cruel enough to do this?!
Whenever I hear this name, it brings a mental image of a VERY grizzled dog (over 20 years old and very gray) hugging his owner... Not the best name for any dog that doesn't match that description in my opinion. Especially bad for rebellious dogs who bite/avoid their owners, or abused ones... You'd expect a dog with this name to LOVE his/her owner and be very loving.
I'd like this name if it wasn't overused. Pal is cuter, and it means the same thing
Don't bring up those atrocious puppies from Disney again...
Terrible name that makes your dog seem like the most loving thing in the world. It's most likely not!
We know it's a dog.
Why would you name your dog D.O. G that's the dumbest name I ever heard
Why would you name your dog D.O. G
D.O. G Really? Geez people...
I don't think I've ever met a dog named Lizard but since it's here I guess some actually have. I cannot understand why you would name a dog Lizard. It doesn't sound cool, cute, or masculine so what are you going for here? It isn't creative. The only redeeming quality to this name is the fact that you could shorten it to "Liz"
I had a dog when I was three named lizard
I'm now going to name my dog lizard... so original and cute!
That is a stupid name
Come here anus
Yes that's So bad
Stupid and innapropriate
I love you
This is the worst name ever.
I actually like this name for a dog
by the way my neighbors named there daughter princess!
Why would you name yer dog poo here poo come here poo poo wanna treat good boy poo stupid name
I tried to name my cockatiels "poo" and "pee" when I was 9
I have a dog named pee
Why would ya call a cute dog that!
Who the hell would name a dog shoe shine
does this imply that you use your dog to clean off dirty shoes
Its from underdog
Does that mean your dog looks CDs your shoes to make it clean?
WHAT THE HELL
It means lion, when it's a dog!?
SIMBA on the other hand... Is perfectly fine
Isn't that the lion king cat?
I like cimba it is cute
This name is amazing, if you're naming a goat!
Spongebob likes this
Best Dog name ever
This. Just this. hahaaha
Come here Whatamess! Want a treat, Whatamess? Good boy, Whatamess!
Eeeeat eat you eat your key out your little daddy video you just don't really like you don't know we want to go to doozies please please please read this is his new movie love you please please please please follow me and I don't know what how
This name is a mess.
Here's our awesome competitor boobs
Who would name a god that! Come here boobs!
I love you, Boobs.
What the heck
It's kinda cute
I like this name because I am a ocean bady
This is zen
People who say bob don't even think about it they just say bob
Our neighbor's name is Bob. :-)
Who names their dog after Bob Barker, Bob Crane, or Bob Harper?
My cupcake is named bob
Named both my cat and dog this
"Come here no name " so stupid
Unless his skin is very brown
I like it
The most retarded name. EVER for both dogs and cats
It's just as bad as the name doggy it's a pooch and all they put is an " y" on the end?!?!
It rhymes with poopy
Who names a dog fart well unless he/she farts a ton maybe two tons
Now I'm going to get a dog, just so I can use this name!
Come here fart
"Go on Fart, fetch the stick, that's it! Oh good boy! that's my Fart"
Sounds to much like a bonnet.
I actually think this name is pretty cute!
It's a five nights at Freddy's
Amazing gonna get a dog just to call him that then gonna get another dog and call it Alan
My friend had a "rapper dog"
Amazing dog name
"Hi ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle! C'mere boy! "
You smell and I hate you
Dorothy's dog from the Wizard of Oz was named Toto. I live in Kansas and have considered that name for a dog. Before a bad storm I could run outside yelling TOTO TOTO TOTO!
WHO WOULD NAME A DOG TOTO.?
I’d love this, everywhere I went I’d be serenaded with Africa
By far the best name. Would name my child like that
Nazi dogs, Invade!
That's what my family use to name me
Bad name for an animal.
Dad: "it's running away!
Mom: "... what?
It the clown
My brother just rescued a boxer mix named bakster. the more I say the name the more I dislike it andthe dog doesn't look like a bakster either. I asked him why he didn't decide to change the name and he said because he felt weird changing a 3 year old dogs name but the problem is that the people at the pound probably named him and the dog didn't answer to the name anyway.
Here Crap! Come here little Crap! Good Crap! No. it. doesn't. work.
Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?!
Imagine if he/she got out and your outside HERE CRAP
Unless your dog likes poop so much that they want to be named after it, your dog will attack you if you address it by this name.
Hello here's our winner for the decade.. Dicksmasher the dog
I love my little Dicksmasher.
Neighbors dog named it. Animal abuse...
Smash that dick
I am named Lola!
This is a great name. My neighbor's dog is named Duchess. It's on the wrong list and you spelled it wrong.
Seriously considering this one.
For me that's just really... just cringe
Here’s the winner of the Westminster Dog Show...
My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.
Very good name. I like that name
So so so so so so so so so so so so so funny
I named my dog copper, so how is it bad
I think it's a cute name
LOL! Enough said.
Try not to kill your self saying that name.
Either way that names a first.
WHAT THE HECK
I posted that... :D
This is gay
Hi big fat air bubble Mcmuffin
Laughing too hard on this one
In Lithuania yes is said tape although I'm not quite sure of how to say it. English transolation) Come here yes ooh no! Don't roll in that horse poo! Let's get you to the house.that's my yes.
Do I really need to explain why this is a terrible name?
"Come here, tape! "
"That's a good boy, tape! "
I literally saw a dog up for adoption named this
I love this name for a dog
What the hell?
This name is stupid
Here pee! Come here pee! Fetch pee! Good boy pee!
I actually like this name
Luna's a very nice name
I love this name.. a good name for a golden retriever 😍🐶