Worst Dog Names

The Contenders: Page 2

21 ReDizzleMcFizzleGizzle V 3 Comments
22 Toto V 1 Comment
23 Bakster

My brother just rescued a boxer mix named bakster. the more I say the name the more I dislike it andthe dog doesn't look like a bakster either. I asked him why he didn't decide to change the name and he said because he felt weird changing a 3 year old dogs name but the problem is that the people at the pound probably named him and the dog didn't answer to the name anyway.

24 It

That's what my family use to name me

V 3 Comments
25 Crap

Here Crap! Come here little Crap! Good Crap! No. it. doesn't. work.

Why on earth would you name your dog that?! What the heck is wrong with people?! - aquaman1998

Imagine if he/she got out and your outside HERE CRAP

Come here, you piece of Crap!

V 2 Comments
26 Dutchess

This is a great name. My neighbor's dog is named Duchess. It's on the wrong list and you spelled it wrong.

27 Copper

I named my dog copper, so how is it bad

V 1 Comment
28 Lola
29 Airbubble McMuffin V 1 Comment
30 Dicksmasher

Hello here's our winner for the decade.. Dicksmasher the dog

Neighbors dog named it. Animal abuse...

31 Tape V 1 Comment
32 Hitler
33 Rudy

I love this name for a dog - PositronWildhawk

34 Stains

Come Stains!

35 Mr. Weenie V 2 Comments
36 Dad

Seriously considering this one.

37 Poopsie

My friend had a dog called Poopsie... I don't know what he was thinking.

V 1 Comment
38 Simba

In African It Means Lion!?!?

This is my cat's name

Simba lion in swahili besides the African lion panthra leo leo is from the genius panthradea only

39 Poor
40 Noah

This will sound too much like the word "No" and confuse your poor pet. Think of every time you have to correct your dogs behavior by saying "No! " and now think about calling him to come over. Confusion!

As a dog trainer, I have to vote for this name. I can't believe owners don't have the foresight to stay away from this one.

Stay, Noah! No! No Noah, stay! Stay there, Noah! No! Ugh! Noah!

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