Top Ten Worst Excuses for Forgetting Homework

The Top Ten
1 The dog ate my homework
2 I accidentally handed it into the bin rather than you

This is actually a really good excuse

3 I tripped over and somehow my homework fell into the paper shredder
4 I have it but it's invisible
5 Gravity suddenly stopped and my homework floated away
6 The fire snatched it from my hands
7 I was starving so I ate it
8 I died
9 My -sniff- brother used it -sniff- as a tissue... Aah... Aah... Choo!

Jmepa123 you are a genius

10 It somehow landed in the toilet just as I flushed it
The Contenders
11 I used it as a dildo so I need to s*** it out
12 I lost it
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