Top Ten Worst Excuses of All Time

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This list contains excuses for not going to work, not completing the homework, not attending something. beware but the list contains the worst ones. THEY ARE SIMPLY THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR CALLING IN SICK.

The Top Ten

1 A dog ate my homework

For three year old kids it lols

2 I couldn't attend the party because my dog bit my father-in-law
3 My cat switched off my mobile, therefore the alarm didn't ring.
4 I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious
5 I bit my tongue and now I can't talk.
6 I forgot what day of the week it was
7 I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity
8 I got lost and ended up in a different state
9 My bus broke down and was held up by robbers

Laugh out loud Cause there was anything of worth to rob on that Bus right? - Curti2594

10 It's for kids!

YES FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH US ON THIS EXCUSE, I HATE THIS EXCUSE BECAUSE SAYING THAT A SHOW THAT IS APPROPIATE FOR FAMILY FRIENDLIES ESPICIALLY CHILDREN IS APPROPIATE IS A NOT GOOD REASON TO SAY A KID'S SHOW IS GOOD ALL THE TIME EXAMPLES:IN THE VEGGIETALES IN THE HOUSE LARRY IS AN ANNOYING IDIOT AND PETUNIA IS BORING AND GENERIC AND MAKING CHARACTERS IDIOTIC AND ANNOYING IS NOT FUNNY

The Contenders

11 My brain went to sleep, and I couldn't wake it up

That's why brains shouldn't rule the body. - Kiteretsunu

Britgirl can actually make her brain fall asleep..

This is never my excuse - this is always my truth! - Britgirl

12 I thought today was Sunday
13 I was drunk
14 The kids at the party wouldn't let me leave
15 I was punching Justin Bieber in the stomach
16 It's just a line
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