Worst Family Guy Moments

The Top Ten

1 Peter Disembowels a Beached Whale With a Forklift

How is this supposed to be funny? I don't want to see a two minute scene of a whale getting ripped apart by a forklift in a gory and realistic fashion. At least with moments like Quagmire killing the Simpsons and "Horton Hears Domestic Abuse In The Next Apartment, And Doesn't Call The Police" we don't have to SEE the gore. In most Family Guy episodes, the blood looks cartoonish, but in this scene, the whale and all its entrails are drawn as realistically as possible. Black comedy only works if the scene is over the top. This is why "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" works (nobody would have expected the babies to sing in smooth baritone voices and dance away from the garbage), and the whale scene fails. Mutilating an innocent animal is never funny, but the scene doesn't even try to be over the top. It just presents the graphic animal abuse itself as the joke. In contrast, the joke in "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" is how the babies act in a way that's unexpected ...more

This is very gross, disgusting, and un-needed, but you have to give credit to the animation, it captures the inside of a whale very well.

Made me so uncomfortable the gore in family guy is unbearable to look at

Ya know what would be funny? Peter doing something horrible and nobody trying to stop him.

2 Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Macfarlane's crew only wrote this just to cover their tails from the infamous seahorse seashell party episode. Well guess what macfarlane? It's not covering your tail it's making you a hypocrite!

This whole episode is just awful and hard to watch.

This was too hard for me. Not funny at all. There is real life abuse in reality! I am happy that Brenda's boy friend did die.

Seth Mcfarlene should be ashamed of himself for this episode.

3 Brian Dies

Life of Brian... Seriously that the reference that the title makes.

And when they brought him back literally two weeks later, everybody suddenly wants him dead again. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE!

Truly depressing even worst The Griffins get another dog Vinnie who just plain sucks as a character and they completely forget all about Brian all except for Stewie.

Brian isn't a horrible character because he has like 6 or 5 years left to live because he's a dog. if I had 5 years or 6 years left to live, I wouldn't be doing things for other people, they aren't gonna die soon

4 Pearl Gets Hit By a Truck and Dies

I just wanna point out that there was the time Peter told Chris to stop treating his girlfriend like a human and that he should treat her like crap. Also pearl was a great character

That's not even funny

That episode and song were both great.

Was a sad scene until Dr. Hartman ruined it by shouting to everyone "Who wants to see a dead body".

5 Meg Apologizes to Chris, Lois, and Peter For Letting Them Know About Everything They've Done To Her

She shouldn't have apologized. They all got what they deserved and what Meg said was absolutely true. I bet Seth MacFaralane just wanted to keep making jokes about Meg.

Chris Lois and Peter deserved what meg said to them

6 Quagmire rapes Marge Simpson and murders the Simpson family

This is why I prefer The Simpsons over Family Guy any day.

Even little Maggie Simpson

Simpsons is better

Even the baby

7 Peter Tries to Marry Chris

This was officially going too far for Family Guy.

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?!

Let's just forget that OK? Because that was one huge reason why peter is so stupid.

Do you see why DVD sales made this show rebooted after it was cancelled twice.

8 Brian Not Caring That He Gave Stewie Herpes
9 Jillian Breaks Up With Brian

Terrible, even worst at the end Peter and everyone rubs it in his face.

10 Peter Asks Lois Which Way to Slit His Wrists

I know how dark comedy is done properly.
Read A Series of Unfortunate Events.

This is the worst joke, as it teaches depressed people how to slit their wrists. Why was that even necessary?

Get this to the top 3 right now please


The Contenders

11 Quagmire's Dad Gets a Sex Change
12 Aquaman refusing to help the woman being raped

I hate this show so much.

Seth Mcfarlen is the worst person ever! He’s a homophobobic, mysogonystic, skin headded, White supremisystic, xenophobic,-religion hating, liberal, leftist, atheist jerk! (Takes breath) Who thinks he’s the best thing ever!

13 Stewie makes Brian eat poop from Stewie’s diaper

I have a feeling that he tells the dog that his poop is chocolate and his pee is Apple juice and then the dog falls for it or whatever...

Eew sounds bad as Mega Babies.

14 Brian hallucinating on Magic Mushrooms

This was so disturbing

15 Joyce Reveals the Lois Was a Former Porn Star

Never become a porn star.

A hard lesson learned by Lois, never tell anyone that you use to be a porn star especially a news reporter.

It was funny at the end

16 "Horton Hears Domestic Abuse In The Next Apartment, But Doesn't Call The Police"

How is this even funny?!

There is no way to make domestic abuse funny.

Seriously how/why did Mcfarlen think anyone, would find this funny! Why can I see Seth being a wife beater.

17 Joe Gets a Leg Transplant and Acts Like a Total Jerk to Everyone

Why must a character always have to be a jerk after he/she is cured from an something he/she had for a long time.

18 Meg decides to continue to be the "lightning rod" for her family by letting them continue to abuse her

This Meg abuse thing needs to stop. I love Meg but I hate how she's abused.

19 Boston Marathon Controversy

Seth Macfarlane didn't even know the bombing would happen, so don't put the blame on him

A 9/11 joke.

20 The Brian and Stewie Episode with No Cutaways
21 The three tough guys taking Peter, Quagmire, and Joe's booth and not getting punished for it

Here's how I would've solved it. They can stay at the bar, but, they could create a VIP seat for them since they fight in the war.

More like Seth MacFarlame. The entire episode (Herpe the Love Sore) in general was terrible. Too many of our them were out of character. Doesn't everyone hate mean-spirited episodes when a character doesn't deserve it?

Those karma houdinis, GRRR!

22 Cleveland Leaves the Show and Starts His Own Spin-off Series

It could have been stewie & Brian

This is one of the absolute worst things.

Why does this show even exist?

The Quagmire Show anyone?

23 Lois insulting all her kids for no reason

HOW IS THIS PILE FUNNY? Call Girl is also a very bad episode.

My mom never insults me,

Hm last time I checked mothers usually don’t insult their own children...well good nurturing mothers at last. And let’s face it Lois is a terrible mom. You can leave Meg, Chris and Stewie. In the care of a lioness and the lioness would be a better parent.

24 "If There Were a God, Would He Have Put You Here On Earth With a Flat Chest and a Fat Ass?"

Seriously Mcfarlen is the worst and meanest atheist out there! I can see him bullying a disabled kid wearing a Jesus shirt, because he’s such a butthole! My condolences to all you nice and kind,atheists out there because,Seth Mcfarjerk, is giving you a bad name!

25 The "You Have AIDS" Sequence

This one was actually funny because it was over the top and also the guy who had aids was a cartoon character

You mean when they brought back Family Guy, from DVD sales. It actually had three seasons with the 2002 cancel.

You mean a crossed the line moment?

You can't make jokes about AIDS

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