Top 10 Worst Fanfictions

seeker46

The Top Ten

1 My Immortal My Immortal

Whoever got more than 1 chapter in, I SALUTE YOU, I couldn't get past the first chapter.
Whoever wrote it...needs a reality check.
And it is not a kid, definitely, an adult, or at least a really mature teen, the grammar and plot and OOC ness, is inexcusable.

This fanfiction is fantastically terrible... I don't even know how anyone could have created this. There is a great debate that this was written by an incredibly intelligent troll who followed all of the terrible cliché rules to create this... However If this was written by a non-troll... The writer needs help...

Best line

"suddently the guitar turns into Draco"

So bad its good

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2 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko

This now has a sequel that is even MORE offensive than the original, believe it or not - xandermartin98

Sounds like this user is severely autistic. Hope this lolcow gets executed.

Xandermartin is a troll.

This is what it actually says on the Fanfiction Wikia: "XanderMartin98 nearly got arrested by the FBI multiple times just for writing this particular story alone."

So Xander, it appears you know what you're doing is illegal/wrong and yet you still continue to do it, which is definite proof of degeneracy.

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3 Dipper Goes To Taco Bell Dipper Goes To Taco Bell

In this fanfiction, Dipper goes to a Taco Bell restaurant because he didn't want to go to Mabel and Stan's favorite diner. When he goes there, he orders a taco and eats it, before suddenly having diarrhea. He craps himself in the bathroom and gets turned on by it. He begins performing various sexual acts with his feces and sperm. However, when he performs a fellatio on himself, he bites his penis and it infects and kills him. Mabel then arrives, finds Dipper's corpse, and has sex with it, also vomiting on his infected penis. A Taco Bell employee then comes and brutally slaughters both her and Dipper's corpse, then dispose of the body parts by making them into tacos with the help of a machine in the kitchen. At the end, Soos orders a taco, indicating he was about to suffer the same fate.

This is disgusting and (potentially) traumatizing.

This is the worst story that I have read

Let's just say this fanfiction contains coprophilia, incest, necrophilia, and guro all combined - ZootopiaFan

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4 Everything the Light Touches

Like what I said for my comment on the "Sweet Apple Massacre", whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant. - SailorSedna

Why the heck did they turn The Lion King into a disgusting lemon fanfic for? - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

Does anyone know where I can find this? I can't find it anywhere.

Please someone link me

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5 Giantess Toriel x Asriel: Motherly F-ery

In which Asriel crawls inside Toriel's head and has sex with her brain - xandermartin98

Oh god, this fanfic...Asriel shrinks himself into his mother's brain and takes control of her while getting into a mad orgy, and it involves lots of farts, scat, ejacuation, earwax, vomit, and even snot, honestly it makes Dipper Goes To Taco Bell seem nice and enjoyable

Xandermartin98's fanfictions are the absolute worst, they're literally nothing but overloading crossovers, macrophilia, incest, child pornography, scat, and especially brain fetish that are clearly NSFL, DO NOT READ THEM! - ZootopiaFan

You seriously need to read Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel though; it's hilarious - xandermartin98

Not the pedophiles incest

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6 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head

The most ambitious crossover in history - xandermartin98

7 Alphamalg: The Completely Degenerate Series

why

OH HEL NO

ALPHYS X AMALGAMATES - xandermartin98

8 The Pokemon Story

Disgusting and twisted

Oh no please don't mention this nightmare - Puppytart

Most of the fanfiction on this list is on here because of poor grammar, nonsensical plots and other such mistakes. Not this one. This one is on here because it reads like somebody's personal snuff film. My Immortal and its ilk can be hilarious in how bad they are, which is arguably why they were written; in contrast, this is nothing but a cringey gorefest that you're better off forgetting exists.

Disturbing and disgusting. I warn you now, DON'T look this fanfic up.

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9 Giantess Lammy X Parappa: Big-Step-Sisterly F-ery

(plays Bebe Rexha's "I'm a Mess") - ZootopiaFan

Is this Writer had Brain fetish? Because this Writer made me lost faith in humanity and ruined my damn childhood, also I'd rather reads lolicon guro doujinshi than this trashcan.

10 Al and Will Learn Spanish

Every part of this Divergent story scares me. It legitimately seems like it was written by someone on drugs. - seeker46

Divergent is my Fave trilogy. seems like this might be worth a read...
WHAT. I give up. I think this fanfic should be rated m. Please pass the bleach, I need it- I think I'm more scarred by this than *Mouth grabbed* *MPH*'s death.
See, I didn't spoiler you! and now you can suffer when... Okay, I'm just gonna stop talking.

I’m not even sure what I just read. I’ve been high, but I’ve never been THAT high. Just, wow. Wow.

The Newcomers

? Forbidden Love {Shrek x Barry}

The Contenders

11 The Hat Fic The Hat Fic

I needed to bleach my eyes

Halp me. I've been brutally interneted by this.

I read this and I'll never be the same

Hey. This is a story about a hamster. Not just a normal hamster story, but a story that involves snapping off a hamsters head into a hat and mixing the blood with semen (gross enough for me but kudos to the people who survived the story) shoving the hamster into Phil's rectum, forcing him to drink the mixture, and eating the hamster. Just..

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12 Starkit's Prophecy Starkit's Prophecy

How is this so LOW? The grammar...it BURNS...the characters..."BALKSTAR"

I had no idea what was going on in this one. As a fan of the source, I just couldn't help but think about how much this story strays from the canon material. I'd say you should read this if you've previously read other terrible fan-fics. Or don't. Your call. Or watch the animated version on YouTube. If you want.

The Link: The Faces of Evil of fanfiction.
I just wonder what Stargleam's up to..

I actually heard that this one is is so bad, it's funny. It has loads of spelling mistakes and a bad story. - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

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13 Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel

Promotes bestiality between Courage and Muriel - xandermartin98

14 Scarlet

Scarlet is an awful Scream 4 fanfiction with horrible spelling and grammar and extremely Christian and homophobic themes. Guest stars include the Westboro Baptist Church and TheAmazingAtheist. - seeker46

15 Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

Very biased. A lot of discrimination. - IrienLindalle

It's hilariously bad! - NyxTheBlackCat

Even though I'm not the biggest fan of Harry Potter, I don't understand why they would do this to Harry Potter. - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

Now I finally read this, and it's a totally so-bad-it's-good fanfiction, it is so hilariously bad. It doesn't even feel like an actual book, chapters are written extremely short too. Most of the reviews for it (except for ones written by bigots) are more entertaining to read. - SailorSedna

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16 Thirty H's

Looks like another so-bad-it's-good Harry Potter fanfiction...

How is this bad? This is pure win. - Winterush

17 Barney Is A Dinosaur

Please no more, I'm a mentally deranged psychopath and even I think this fanfiction went too far.

I personally think this is worse than 'My Immortal'. I could read MI (I eventually stopped because I wasn't interested anymore), but this? Nope. I only read like seven lines and I had to stop. It was that bad. My mouth was open as soon as I read the first line of the story. I was cringing so bad. My innocence is probably gone.

Did a member/fan of the Barney Bunch write this fanfiction? - SailorSedna

I usually like troll fanfictions because they are funny (I know I have a sick/immature sense of humor), but this takes it a little too far

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18 Sonic High School

The ridiculous scene with Rouge and Espio, besides being disgusting and laughably bad, also shows the author has no idea how the female anatomy works (females don't have balls).

oh...OH NO

Whoever wrote this: your mom has the very big geeiyy

This story is a "ravaging" display of what it means to be a true Boy Friend and Girl Friend. Saying it's not inspiring is like saying that you've never hung curtains in your car.

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19 Filburt's Postmodern Wife

The part where Rocko and Heffer killed the giant parasite inside of Hutchison's brain by sticking an air pump into its mouth and inflating it until it "popped" was DEFINITELY not my proudest fap, let me tell you - xandermartin98

"Look, you can even see Dr. Hutchison's HEARING veins! " - xandermartin98

20 Sonic's Ultimate Harem

I'm not sure why this fanfic isn't in the top tens. It has an incredible amount of spelling and grammatical errors, mechanical lifeless sex scenes, the girls are completely out of character, and worst of all, Sonic is nothing more than an egotistical tool. I know he's supposed to be cocky in real life, but this is taking it way too far. Thankfully, this fanfic is finally finished, but with the total of 360 chapters along with the other problems I just mentioned, this fanfic drags very very, VERY quickly.

Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Does this cancer exist

Want a fanfiction that’s longer than the Bible and features thousands of girls from alternate universes a talking blue rodent with gloves and shoes and the animal bragging about it to a portly man from Brooklyn complete with broken English then lil soniqs magnum opuses sonic ultimate Harem is for you

This is over 1,000,000 words and still ongoing...

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21 My magical weekend with 1D!!!!!! :)

More graphic then dipper goes to taco bell in my opinion. Also there is a 1D themed bulldozer as well.

*takes a shot of bleach*

It was not funny...

Where is it? Can’t find it.

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22 Jesus and Hitler: A Romance

I haven't read it... but I had to vote for it anyway, because it's a Jesus and Hitler romance story. Is there anything better?

no just no

It involves a romance between Jesus and Hitler. Why does this crap exist?

Blasphemous

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23 Snape X Teletubbies

This a piece of art. A truly iconic piece.

This...I have no words...none...At first it was bad grammar and laughable plot...but then...No...Still in shock. Why?

24 Marth the Taguel

Can someone please post a link to this fic? I have never read it, and I can't find it anywhere.

25 Sweet Apple Massacre

Never read it, heard some disgusting things about it, and whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant, I'm surprised he isn't in jail/prison for writing such obscene content like this. - SailorSedna

Oh god, I want to forget that this ever existed. Was it even made by a real person...?! - DogmeatAndRex

It seems like it only was written to out-Cupcake Cupcakes, but it just ended up being a sloppy over-the-top mess of a grimdark story.

Yes the notorious over the top constipation known as sweet Apple massacre

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26 Lemon Fanfics

I don't think this is anywhere else here, so I'll just say.I once read a lemon called "Percy's awakening"(from the percy jackson fandom) and it broke me

I remember looking up warrior cats shipping stories for, reasons. I stumbled upon a lemon and now I am comforting myself by reading good books that are on my bookshelf. Do not read warrior cat lemons kids, you will be emotionally scarred for life. It also ruins shipping.

I am sticking to Jay X Stick

I don't like lemon fanfics either, but yeesh, telling the authors, even if they are sickos, to kill themselves doesn't automaticall make you a better person, it makes you an annoying jackass. - SailorSedna

I honestly disagree. You can't categorize an entire genre of fanfiction that has such a vast span of content as purely bad. There are good lemons. While they're not as common as bad lemons, there's so many well-written stories in this category that it just seems silly to hate the genre. - seeker46

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27 Legolas by Laura

Why is this 35?

If literature can talk then the shear volume of this fanfic screams of FAIL. The author uses a lot of run on sentences, has spelling, continuity, and geographic mistakes worthy of Tara Gillesbie's My Immortal; incestuous, pedophilic romance, a hilarious torture rape scene and an example of a fic never finished, cut off mid sentence never to be concluded again. With that said it's a hilarious read, go check it out.

It does not dethrone My Immortal when it comes to length and sheer absurdity, but it's one of the most memorable badfics in the LotR community. My advise to you is: don't feel bad laughing at the scenes cause it fails at being dramatic.

28 Justin Bieber Daughter Abuse Story

Probably the reason Justin Bieber decided to mature his voice. - Swellow

Most disgusting thing ever - Jaimecute

As bland and thoughtless as it sounds. - seeker46

29 Underfoot Fetishtale

Xander, you realize you could possibly get in trouble, maybe arrested if you keep putting out fanfictions like this?

Most of its characters are grossly underaged too - xandermartin98

30 Dipper's Sexy Time

I couldn’t stop laughing while reading this

This one was more funny to be honest

Whoever wrote this should never be allowed to write... Ever


I couldn't watch gravity falls for a solid month after reading this abomination.

31 Cupcakes

This story is the reason why Pinkie Pie is my least favorite pony. Well this and that Smile HD video.

The video of this fanfiction makes feel nauseous.

It was a troll story obviously.

Again, are these actual people writing these? - DogmeatAndRex

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32 Pokémon High School

Any and all of them can qualify for this entry. Here's the premise. It's not about school at all, it's just a shameless Degrassi clone that just promotes the writer's favourite shipping fantasies. Boring! - Scorpio

High school themes really bother me, mainly because most of the makers of them are people who haven't actually experienced it, but this is literally just all of them combined into crap. The Pokémon Story was bad enough but this is just as awful. - Swellow

I saw one called "Kalos High School, Episode 1: Greed" In the end Serena gets Ash drunk and rapes him so she can get herself pregnant. It's disgusting. - Popsicles

33 Salivation

I don't wanna know what this one was like. - SailorSedna

Thank god this was removed from the site

Nothing.Just cringe

34 Squidward Wins!

There is a difference between feeling sorry for Squidward, and fanfics like this. It's just bad, nothing more to it.
And to 'SailorSedna', torture porn is just a saying, not the best saying but a saying nonetheless. And so what if some people take cartoons seriously? It's their business, get over it.

I always thought "Torture Porn" (which I don't get, it's got nothing to do with porn) was a stupid term for people who take cartoons too seriously. - SailorSedna

Okay, I know Squidward has been treated unfairly in some episodes, but this is just plain STUPID. (In my opinion, it's okay if you think differently than I do) It's just a cartoon! I know people can get upset at "Torture Porn" episodes, (trust me, I do too) but whoever wrote this took things WAY too far in my opinion. Anything can happen in a cartoon, and in my opinion, it's best to let things go and not take things like this too seriously. A similar scenario happened to The Loud House episode "No Such Luck". This is hands down, one of the most hated cartoon episodes I've ever seen. I do hate that episode too, but what gets on my nerves is that some people have stopped watching The Loud House altogether because of this one episode, and that people still write fix fics about it to this day. But I personally think that some people take these things WAY too far. I really don't like Squidward Wins. (All of this is just my personal opinion, and I don't intend to offend anyone. If I ...more

35 Pokemon: Attack of Mewtwo

Mad props to whoever put this up.

OMIGOD. This has worse spelling and grammar than My Immortal, the cast is mostly OCs(although, I didn't get all that far; only a few chapters in), and the Pokemon can talk. If there were any canon characters, I bet $20 they'd be OOC.

HAHA YAASSS THIS MADE IT ON HERE!

36 Halflife: Fulllife Consequences

I love the name "John Freeman", it sounds like a name from a 2005 sitcom

We need to find the Weapaons

It made my peepee hard

37 This Is Lammy's Brain on Parappa and Ma-San

Ruminant neurophilia via cocaine snortage, people

It's the way of the future - xandermartin98

38 Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life
39 Grave (Jeff the killer love story)

I have no problem with the author, but who taught her to write? The grammar is ok but sometimes awful, the punctuation is bad, and the spelling... Well, it needs work, but is better than the punctuation. Ugh, so much cliches! And Jeff is really ooc. Ben, too. You have to check it out for your self to see what you think, but I hate it so much I read it to laugh at I.

40 Lammy and Hairdresser Octopus in Orgia de Papel Mexicana

"Mexican Paper Orgy"

between a sheep and a squid - xandermartin98

41 Adopting A Cute Bear Cub

This is a story of wretched Pokemon-y wrongness. Don't look it up, and if you do, you might as well know the following things.

1. Get ready to donate any teddy bears you may have to charity.

2. The author is oddly fond of the word "cute".

3. "Cute" in no way, shape, or form describes ANYTHING from this story.

4. Get rid of any Teddiursa Pokemon cards you may have, and avoid watching Pokemon for at least a month.

5. Feel free to slam your face into your desk or computer keyboard. I will not blame you.

6. This is almost as bad as The Pokemon Story.

7. This features pedophilia and borderline incest.

8. This is scary, and not in the "Oh it's a clown! " way, more like in an "Oh, people actually write like this, kill me now" way.

9. The character May on Pokemon, as well as the month May and the ENTIRE SUMMER (as the character in the story's last name is Summers) will be ruined for you if ...more

I don't even want to know about this one (and I'm not planning to donate any teddy bears I have) - SailorSedna

I hate this but I also like my bears and pink eared dogs I don't wanna burn them I'm going to light a candle with a may picture on it - Puppytart

Honestly, Pokemon lemon fanfics are bad, but this one features, of all Pokemon, TEDDIURSA. NO.

42 Sonic and the Great War

The Fanfiction... I can't say anything about it.

43 Rem's Brain (If Minish Link Could Go Inside People's Ears)
44 Twila, The Girl Who Waz In Luv With a Vampyre

My Immortal's twin sister. - Swellow

45 Giantess Undyne X Alphys: Fetishistic Boogaloo
46 When Worlds Collide (A Sonic/FNAF/Youtuber Crossover)

Oh. Dear. God. I read this once and got 3 chapters before I lost the story completely to the nonsensicalness and horrible grammar. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BRAIN MELTED.

47 Voicebox
48 Jeff the Killer vs. Michael Myers
49 Parappa and Lammy Have Sex

In which Guru Ant crawls inside Parappa's brain and has sex with it - xandermartin98

50 Alphys' Wank

Obviously just a fanfiction of Alphys masturbating. Nothing to really look at. - SailorSedna

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