Top 10 Worst Fanfictions
The Top Ten
This fanfiction is fantastically terrible... I don't even know how anyone could have created this. There is a great debate that this was written by an incredibly intelligent troll who followed all of the terrible cliché rules to create this... However If this was written by a non-troll... The writer needs help...
My Immortal is suggested by many critics to be the worst Harry Potter fanfiction ever written, with Mary Sue characters, a lack of logic, and lots of horrible spelling and grammar, My Immortal is the queen of Internet fails. - seeker46
Whoever got more than 1 chapter in, I SALUTE YOU, I couldn't get past the first chapter.
Whoever wrote it...needs a reality check.
And it is not a kid, definitely, an adult, or at least a really mature teen, the grammar and plot and OOC ness, is inexcusable.
My Immortal is hilarious
In this fanfiction, Dipper goes to a Taco Bell restaurant because he didn't want to go to Mabel and Stan's favorite diner. When he goes there, he orders a taco and eats it, before suddenly having diarrhea. He craps himself in the bathroom and gets turned on by it. He begins performing various sexual acts with his feces and sperm. However, when he performs a fellatio on himself, he bites his penis and it infects and kills him. Mabel then arrives, finds Dipper's corpse, and has sex with it, also vomiting on his infected penis. A Taco Bell employee then comes and brutally slaughters both her and Dipper's corpse, then dispose of the body parts by making them into tacos with the help of a machine in the kitchen. At the end, Soos orders a taco, indicating he was about to suffer the same fate.
The "author" of this disgusting obscenity needs to get a visit from police. - SaintSheepy
I was a fool, a person who had head of this Fanfiction and watched it expecting a cakewalk, I was arrogant and curious at the same time, I never regret reading scary creepy pastas or watching scripted disturbing or scary videos, because then I would know not to go near that crap. Yet I regret reading this horrific story, I'm definitely praying for the writer
This isn't just offensive to Gravity Falls fans, but anybody with sense and a brain!
There is no way I can unread this. You may have read peoples littles summaries and warnings but that does no justice. Do. Not. EVER. Read. This. I should have stopped reading half way threw when I felt nauseous. Now please excuse me, I am going to spend the rest of my night with a bottle of bleach and a bucket.
This is what it actually says on the Fanfiction Wikia: "XanderMartin98 nearly got arrested by the FBI multiple times just for writing this particular story alone."
So Xander, it appears you know what you're doing is illegal/wrong and yet you still continue to do it, which is definite proof of degeneracy.
Xandermartin is a troll.
I suggest not reading it unless you want to vomit. - RiverVibeZ
I like how most of this list has all of Xander's fanfics on it - ElSherlock
In which Asriel crawls inside Toriel's head and has sex with her brain - xandermartin98
Oh god, this fanfic...Asriel shrinks himself into his mother's brain and takes control of her while getting into a mad orgy, and it involves lots of farts, scat, ejacuation, earwax, vomit, and even snot, honestly it makes Dipper Goes To Taco Bell seem nice and enjoyable
Whoever wrote this needs to get his house raided by a search and seizure warrant.
Save me I'm gonna read it
Does anyone know where I can find this? I can't find it anywhere.
Hands down, the single worst Lion King fanfic I've ever come across. It may not have the spelling and grammar errors of My Immortal or Starkit's Prophecy, but what it lacks in awfulness with writing quality, it makes up for in actual story content. It's truly abhorrent. Nothing but mindless sex scenes, orgies, incest across generations, cub smut, overabundance of... "love juice"... in every scene, etc. as far as the eye can see in this one. No regard for who's mated to who, bland OCs that only exist to get their rocks off, disrespecting every single thing the original movies stood for, and that's all only just scratching the surface of everything wrong with it. It's really just that: 170,000+ words' worth of beloved Lion King characters getting gang-banged at every opportunity.
There's no respect for any of the characters in it, they're all reduced to 0-dimensional play things for the author to make them go at it in every combination possible. Remember Simba's ...more
Like what I said for my comment on the "Sweet Apple Massacre", whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant. - SailorSedna
Why the heck did they turn The Lion King into a disgusting lemon fanfic for? - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Is this Writer had Brain fetish? Because this Writer made me lost faith in humanity and ruined my damn childhood, also I'd rather reads lolicon guro doujinshi than this trashcan.
And features easily THE most racist portrayal of Di Lung that you will ever see - xandermartin98
Promotes bestiality between Courage and Muriel - xandermartin98
Basically, it's like a creepypasta-shockfic. There are three parts of this story, and they're all pretty disturbing. Humphrey gets possessed by a demon and ends up raping and mutilating female wolves in disturbing and gruesome ways. At the end of each one, the narrator ends up getting killed by Humphrey, who then gives the reader creepy satanic messages.
Do not read any of them unless you want to have nightmares for the rest of your life...
Never read it, heard some disgusting things about it, and whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant, I'm surprised he isn't in jail/prison for writing such obscene content like this. - SailorSedna
This MLP fanfic makes Cupcakes look like a scene from a kids show
Oh god, I want to forget that this ever existed. Was it even made by a real person...?! - DogmeatAndRex
It seems like it only was written to out-Cupcake Cupcakes, but it just ended up being a sloppy over-the-top mess of a grimdark story.
The most ambitious crossover in history - xandermartin98
Do NOT even get me started on its stereotype characters - xandermartin98
Oh no please don't mention this nightmare - Puppytart
Disgusting and twisted
Most of the fanfiction on this list is on here because of poor grammar, nonsensical plots and other such mistakes. Not this one. This one is on here because it reads like somebody's personal snuff film. My Immortal and its ilk can be hilarious in how bad they are, which is arguably why they were written; in contrast, this is nothing but a cringey gorefest that you're better off forgetting exists.
Disturbing and disgusting. I warn you now, DON'T look this fanfic up.
Thank you, Xandermartin98 for admitting that you're a degenerate. Now please go see a psychariatrist before you try to rape someone. - RiverVibeZ
OH HEL NO
ALPHYS X AMALGAMATES - xandermartin98
Every part of this Divergent story scares me. It legitimately seems like it was written by someone on drugs. - seeker46
Divergent is my Fave trilogy. seems like this might be worth a read...
WHAT. I give up. I think this fanfic should be rated m. Please pass the bleach, I need it- I think I'm more scarred by this than *Mouth grabbed* *MPH*'s death.
See, I didn't spoiler you! and now you can suffer when... Okay, I'm just gonna stop talking.
I’m not even sure what I just read. I’ve been high, but I’ve never been THAT high. Just, wow. Wow.
Hey. This is a story about a hamster. Not just a normal hamster story, but a story that involves snapping off a hamsters head into a hat and mixing the blood with semen (gross enough for me but kudos to the people who survived the story) shoving the hamster into Phil's rectum, forcing him to drink the mixture, and eating the hamster. Just..
This isn't as bad as dipper goes to taco bell but still OH MY GOD
I'm crying whoever wrote this is demented and needs to stop it and get some help that was disgusting if you love hamsters don't read it - Puppytart
I get sick just thinking about this, I'm going to throw up
Obviously a troll. Still, it both hurt my brain and made me laugh at its stupidity. It's quite rare to come across a sentence in the story after the prolouge that doesn't have butchered grammar and spelling. The story itself wanders quite far away from the true plot and rules of the Warriors series itself. The main character is a huge Mary Sue- purple fur, a white forehead star, and eyes that go from "molten orange" to rainbow? I don't think that's normal. Also, (spoiler alert) she is a homophobe, an insert of the author's beliefs, OP and completely "perfect" despite her clear stupidity, and yet still manages to get all the toms to come after her even when they're her mates- and quite honestly, one of them is her great grandpa, some older! It's pretty messed up but funny to read in a way.
How is this so LOW? The grammar...it BURNS...the characters..."BALKSTAR"
I had no idea what was going on in this one. As a fan of the source, I just couldn't help but think about how much this story strays from the canon material. I'd say you should read this if you've previously read other terrible fan-fics. Or don't. Your call. Or watch the animated version on YouTube. If you want.
The Link: The Faces of Evil of fanfiction.
I just wonder what Stargleam's up to..
Scarlet is an awful Scream 4 fanfiction with horrible spelling and grammar and extremely Christian and homophobic themes. Guest stars include the Westboro Baptist Church and TheAmazingAtheist. - seeker46
It involves a romance between Jesus and Hitler. Why does this crap exist?
I haven't read it... but I had to vote for it anyway, because it's a Jesus and Hitler romance story. Is there anything better?
WHY? LORd- Why?
Think about everything you love about Harry Potter. Then remove everything magical and replace it with Christianity. Grammar is alright, but literally every character is out of character. (OOC) Dumbledore and Mcgonagall are married and Hermione is their daughter. The Dursleys are atheists and bad because, reasons. Hagrid just shows up on Harry's doorstep and converts Harry to Christianity. It takes all the values in the Harry Potter books and spits on them.
This is why we can't have nice things
Even though I'm not the biggest fan of Harry Potter, I don't understand why they would do this to Harry Potter. - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Now I finally read this, and it's a totally so-bad-it's-good fanfiction, it is so hilariously bad. It doesn't even feel like an actual book, chapters are written extremely short too. Most of the reviews for it (except for ones written by bigots) are more entertaining to read. - SailorSedna
Please no more, I'm a mentally deranged psychopath and even I think this fanfiction went too far.
I personally think this is worse than 'My Immortal'. I could read MI (I eventually stopped because I wasn't interested anymore), but this? Nope. I only read like seven lines and I had to stop. It was that bad. My mouth was open as soon as I read the first line of the story. I was cringing so bad. My innocence is probably gone.
I usually like troll fanfictions because they are funny (I know I have a sick/immature sense of humor), but this takes it a little too far
That was disgusting from start to finish.
The ridiculous scene with Rouge and Espio, besides being disgusting and laughably bad, also shows the author has no idea how the female anatomy works (females don't have balls).
An 8th grader has no idea how sex works, but still graphically describes it anyway, through ridiculous metaphors and poor grammar.
This story is a "ravaging" display of what it means to be a true Boy Friend and Girl Friend. Saying it's not inspiring is like saying that you've never hung curtains in your car.
The entirety of chapter 10 made me cry
The psychopaths who write these are probably grown men who watch snuff films and child porn in their basements. - RiverVibeZ
I'm not sure why this fanfic isn't in the top tens. It has an incredible amount of spelling and grammatical errors, mechanical lifeless sex scenes, the girls are completely out of character, and worst of all, Sonic is nothing more than an egotistical tool. I know he's supposed to be cocky in real life, but this is taking it way too far. Thankfully, this fanfic is finally finished, but with the total of 360 chapters along with the other problems I just mentioned, this fanfic drags very very, VERY quickly.
This is over 1,000,000 words and still ongoing...
Want a fanfiction that’s longer than the Bible and features thousands of girls from alternate universes a talking blue rodent with gloves and shoes and the animal bragging about it to a portly man from Brooklyn complete with broken English then lil soniqs magnum opuses sonic ultimate Harem is for you
The part where Rocko and Heffer killed the giant parasite inside of Hutchison's brain by sticking an air pump into its mouth and inflating it until it "popped" was DEFINITELY not my proudest fap, let me tell you - xandermartin98
"Look, you can even see Dr. Hutchison's HEARING veins! " - xandermartin98
How is this bad? This is pure win. - Winterush
Looks like another so-bad-it's-good Harry Potter fanfiction...
More graphic then dipper goes to taco bell in my opinion. Also there is a 1D themed bulldozer as well.
*takes a shot of bleach*
It was not funny...
Where is it? Can’t find it.
In which Courage crawls up Katz's ear canal and has sex with his brain,
then goes inside said brain and mind-controls the poor cat into his personal torture puppet
(basically explaining why Katz hates Courage so much in the show proper) - xandermartin98
This...I have no words...none...At first it was bad grammar and laughable plot...but then...No...Still in shock. Why?
This a piece of art. A truly iconic piece.
I don't think this is anywhere else here, so I'll just say.I once read a lemon called "Percy's awakening"(from the percy jackson fandom) and it broke me
I honestly disagree. You can't categorize an entire genre of fanfiction that has such a vast span of content as purely bad. There are good lemons. While they're not as common as bad lemons, there's so many well-written stories in this category that it just seems silly to hate the genre. - seeker46
I remember looking up warrior cats shipping stories for, reasons. I stumbled upon a lemon and now I am comforting myself by reading good books that are on my bookshelf. Do not read warrior cat lemons kids, you will be emotionally scarred for life. It also ruins shipping.
I am sticking to Jay X Stick
I hate lemon fanfics. But please respect the writers. Have a heart and have mercy please.
Can someone please post a link to this fic? I have never read it, and I can't find it anywhere.
Why is this 35?
If literature can talk then the shear volume of this fanfic screams of FAIL. The author uses a lot of run on sentences, has spelling, continuity, and geographic mistakes worthy of Tara Gillesbie's My Immortal; incestuous, pedophilic romance, a hilarious torture rape scene and an example of a fic never finished, cut off mid sentence never to be concluded again. With that said it's a hilarious read, go check it out.
It does not dethrone My Immortal when it comes to length and sheer absurdity, but it's one of the most memorable badfics in the LotR community. My advise to you is: don't feel bad laughing at the scenes cause it fails at being dramatic.
Probably the reason Justin Bieber decided to mature his voice. - Swellow
Most disgusting thing ever - Jaimecute
As bland and thoughtless as it sounds. - seeker46
The author uses gore and graphic description to try to scare the viewer but instead it left me a little nauseous.
It was a troll story obviously.
This story is the reason why Pinkie Pie is my least favorite pony. Well this and that Smile HD video.
One of three here I’ve read in its entirety. Nothing else I’ve read has made me quite as uncomfortable. - Cyri
Xander, you realize you could possibly get in trouble, maybe arrested if you keep putting out fanfictions like this?
Most of its characters are grossly underaged too - xandermartin98
Whoever wrote this should never be allowed to write... Ever
I couldn't watch gravity falls for a solid month after reading this abomination.
This one was more funny to be honest
I couldn’t stop laughing while reading this
I love the name "John Freeman", it sounds like a name from a 2005 sitcom
It made my peepee hard
We need to find the Weapaons
Any and all of them can qualify for this entry. Here's the premise. It's not about school at all, it's just a shameless Degrassi clone that just promotes the writer's favourite shipping fantasies. Boring! - Scorpio
High school themes really bother me, mainly because most of the makers of them are people who haven't actually experienced it, but this is literally just all of them combined into crap. The Pokémon Story was bad enough but this is just as awful. - Swellow
I saw one called "Kalos High School, Episode 1: Greed" In the end Serena gets Ash drunk and rapes him so she can get herself pregnant. It's disgusting. - Popsicles
Thank god this was removed from the site
I don't wanna know what this one was like. - SailorSedna
Okay, I know Squidward has been treated unfairly in some episodes, but this is just plain STUPID. (In my opinion, it's okay if you think differently than I do) It's just a cartoon! I know people can get upset at "Torture Porn" episodes, (trust me, I do too) but whoever wrote this took things WAY too far in my opinion. Anything can happen in a cartoon, and in my opinion, it's best to let things go and not take things like this too seriously. A similar scenario happened to The Loud House episode "No Such Luck". This is hands down, one of the most hated cartoon episodes I've ever seen. I do hate that episode too, but what gets on my nerves is that some people have stopped watching The Loud House altogether because of this one episode, and that people still write fix fics about it to this day. But I personally think that some people take these things WAY too far. I really don't like Squidward Wins. (All of this is just my personal opinion, and I don't intend to offend anyone. If I ...more
There is a difference between feeling sorry for Squidward, and fanfics like this. It's just bad, nothing more to it.
And to 'SailorSedna', torture porn is just a saying, not the best saying but a saying nonetheless. And so what if some people take cartoons seriously? It's their business, get over it.
I always thought "Torture Porn" (which I don't get, it's got nothing to do with porn) was a stupid term for people who take cartoons too seriously. - SailorSedna
Mad props to whoever put this up.
OMIGOD. This has worse spelling and grammar than My Immortal, the cast is mostly OCs(although, I didn't get all that far; only a few chapters in), and the Pokemon can talk. If there were any canon characters, I bet $20 they'd be OOC.
HAHA YAASSS THIS MADE IT ON HERE!
Ruminant neurophilia via cocaine snortage, people
It's the way of the future - xandermartin98
At least Plankton got what he deserved at the end of it - xandermartin98
I have no problem with the author, but who taught her to write? The grammar is ok but sometimes awful, the punctuation is bad, and the spelling... Well, it needs work, but is better than the punctuation. Ugh, so much cliches! And Jeff is really ooc. Ben, too. You have to check it out for your self to see what you think, but I hate it so much I read it to laugh at I.
"Mexican Paper Orgy"
between a sheep and a squid - xandermartin98
This is a story of wretched Pokemon-y wrongness. Don't look it up, and if you do, you might as well know the following things.
1. Get ready to donate any teddy bears you may have to charity.
2. The author is oddly fond of the word "cute".
3. "Cute" in no way, shape, or form describes ANYTHING from this story.
4. Get rid of any Teddiursa Pokemon cards you may have, and avoid watching Pokemon for at least a month.
5. Feel free to slam your face into your desk or computer keyboard. I will not blame you.
6. This is almost as bad as The Pokemon Story.
7. This features pedophilia and borderline incest.
8. This is scary, and not in the "Oh it's a clown! " way, more like in an "Oh, people actually write like this, kill me now" way.
9. The character May on Pokemon, as well as the month May and the ENTIRE SUMMER (as the character in the story's last name is Summers) will be ruined for you if ...more
I hate this but I also like my bears and pink eared dogs I don't wanna burn them I'm going to light a candle with a may picture on it - Puppytart
I don't even want to know about this one (and I'm not planning to donate any teddy bears I have) - SailorSedna
Honestly, Pokemon lemon fanfics are bad, but this one features, of all Pokemon, TEDDIURSA. NO.
The Fanfiction... I can't say anything about it.
AKA “The one with the hot dog sex scene and Dave Mustaine using time travel for the sole purpose of pedophilia” - xandermartin98
My Immortal's twin sister. - Swellow