Top 10 Worst Fanfictions

The Top Ten
1 My Immortal

Ignoring all the misspells, OOCness, Mary Sueness, and general horrific writing, what was with all the random numbers? Like who looks at a line of dialogue and thinks, "You know what would make this better? A bunch of 1s! " Then again, I'm kind of grateful that this exists. It's so awful that it's kind of lovable... In a way. In conclusion, this is probably the worst piece of literature ever written.

The main character is so flawless and I 'aspire' to be just like her! Ebony is really relatable because I feel drpezzd all the time as well (sorry, I meant Enoby) and the story arcs are really detailed and shocking. Character development was realistic and never felt OOC.
In all honesty though, I hope that the person who wrote this wasn't serious (I find it hard to believe that they wouldn't be joking with this godawful thing they call literature) and I'm proud of them for making the worst fan-fiction ever (really, they should be honoured).

It has so many things that anger Harry Potter fans, that it's actually comedy gold. If someone wrote a fanfic dedicated to the pushing of Miresian's collective buttons, I'd like it, just to troll my fans, and watch the flame wars that can be seen from Planet Ivargus (which is, by the way, thousands of lightyears away from Earth). I bet that badfic would have butchered names, distorted history, ships that you wannna sink, and other atrocities.

This fanfiction is fantastically terrible... I don't even know how anyone could have created this. There is a great debate that this was written by an incredibly intelligent troll who followed all of the terrible cliché rules to create this... However If this was written by a non-troll... The writer needs help...

2 Dipper Goes To Taco Bell

I finally read it! after so many years I finally did it. I'm surprised I wasn't as grossed out as I was before, (maybe because I didn't know some words). My curiosity just kept bugging me and now that I've read it I can finally live in peace.

In this fanfiction, Dipper goes to a Taco Bell restaurant because he didn't want to go to Mabel and Stan's favorite diner. When he goes there, he orders a taco and eats it, before suddenly having diarrhea. He craps himself in the bathroom and gets turned on by it. He begins performing various sexual acts with his feces and sperm. However, when he performs a fellatio on himself, he bites his penis and it infects and kills him. Mabel then arrives, finds Dipper's corpse, and has sex with it, also vomiting on his infected penis. A Taco Bell employee then comes and brutally slaughters both her and Dipper's corpse, then dispose of the body parts by making them into tacos with the help of a machine in the kitchen. At the end, Soos orders a taco, indicating he was about to suffer the same fate.

I was a fool, a person who had head of this Fanfiction and watched it expecting a cakewalk, I was arrogant and curious at the same time, I never regret reading scary creepy pastas or watching scripted disturbing or scary videos, because then I would know not to go near that crap. Yet I regret reading this horrific story, I'm definitely praying for the writer

I read it. I haven't been the same since. This is truly THE worst. At least My Immortal wasn't disturbing; it was just stupid. But Dipper Goes to Taco Bell is horrifying! It's full of necrophilia, coprophagia, Pinecest, and some extremely gory scenes. And at the end, Dipper and Mabel's dead bodies are ground up into tacos and Soos orders one, most likely to suffer the same fate!

3 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko

This is what it actually says on the Fanfiction Wikia: "XanderMartin98 nearly got arrested by the FBI multiple times just for writing this particular story alone."

So Xander, it appears you know what you're doing is illegal/wrong and yet you still continue to do it, which is definite proof of degeneracy.

I like how most of this list has all of Xander's fanfics on it

I suggest not reading it unless you want to vomit.

Inside Virginia Wolfe's brain, no less

4 Giantess Toriel x Asriel: Motherly F-ery

Oh god, this fanfic...Asriel shrinks himself into his mother's brain and takes control of her while getting into a mad orgy, and it involves lots of farts, scat, ejacuation, earwax, vomit, and even snot, honestly it makes Dipper Goes To Taco Bell seem nice and enjoyable

Whoever wrote this needs to get his house raided by a search and seizure warrant.

In which Asriel crawls inside Toriel's head and has sex with her brain

This sounds like something from Alabama.

5 Everything the Light Touches

Hands down, the single worst Lion King fanfic I've ever come across. It may not have the spelling and grammar errors of My Immortal or Starkit's Prophecy, but what it lacks in awfulness with writing quality, it makes up for in actual story content. It's truly abhorrent. Nothing but mindless sex scenes, orgies, incest across generations, cub smut, overabundance of... "love juice"... in every scene, etc. as far as the eye can see in this one. No regard for who's mated to who, bland OCs that only exist to get their rocks off, disrespecting every single thing the original movies stood for, and that's all only just scratching the surface of everything wrong with it. It's really just that: 170,000+ words' worth of beloved Lion King characters getting gang-banged at every opportunity.

There's no respect for any of the characters in it, they're all reduced to 0-dimensional play things for the author to make them go at it in every combination possible. Remember Simba's ...more

Like what I said for my comment on the "Sweet Apple Massacre", whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant. - SailorSedna

Does anyone know where I can find this? I can't find it anywhere.

Why the heck did they turn The Lion King into a disgusting lemon fanfic for?

6 Giantess Lammy X Parappa: Big-Step-Sisterly F-ery

Is this Writer had Brain fetish? Because this Writer made me lost faith in humanity and ruined my damn childhood, also I'd rather reads lolicon guro doujinshi than this trashcan.

7 Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel

And features easily THE most racist portrayal of Di Lung that you will ever see

Promotes bestiality between Courage and Muriel

8 Humphrey Loses It

This fanfic...
Basically, it's like a creepypasta-shockfic. There are three parts of this story, and they're all pretty disturbing. Humphrey gets possessed by a demon and ends up raping and mutilating female wolves in disturbing and gruesome ways. At the end of each one, the narrator ends up getting killed by Humphrey, who then gives the reader creepy satanic messages.
Do not read any of them unless you want to have nightmares for the rest of your life...

9 Sweet Apple Massacre

Never read it, heard some disgusting things about it, and whoever the author of this horrible creation was needs to get his house raided by police, with a search and seizure warrant, I'm surprised he isn't in jail/prison for writing such obscene content like this. - SailorSedna

It seems like it only was written to out-Cupcake Cupcakes, but it just ended up being a sloppy over-the-top mess of a grimdark story.

Oh god, I want to forget that this ever existed. Was it even made by a real person...?!

Yes the notorious over the top constipation known as sweet Apple massacre

10 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head

The most ambitious crossover in history

The Contenders
11 The Pokemon Story

Most of the fanfiction on this list is on here because of poor grammar, nonsensical plots and other such mistakes. Not this one. This one is on here because it reads like somebody's personal snuff film. My Immortal and its ilk can be hilarious in how bad they are, which is arguably why they were written; in contrast, this is nothing but a cringey gorefest that you're better off forgetting exists.

NEVER. EVER. READ IT. This fanfic has no grammatical mistakes,cliche stories or.art sue protagonist. It has the most disgusting and disturbing scenes... read it on your own risk. Don't tell me I didn't want you. But if you still decide to do it, Just clean your eyes with a holy water.

Don't read this.This is a really disturbing fan fiction...you'll probably look it up anyway.just don't read this,I consider it worse than my immortal

Disturbing and disgusting. I warn you now, DON'T look this fanfic up.

12 Alphamalg: The Completely Degenerate Series

why

Thank you, Xandermartin98 for admitting that you're a degenerate. Now please go see a psychariatrist before you try to rape someone.

ALPHYS X AMALGAMATES

OH HEL NO

13 Al and Will Learn Spanish

Every part of this Divergent story scares me. It legitimately seems like it was written by someone on drugs.

Divergent is my Fave trilogy. seems like this might be worth a read...
WHAT. I give up. I think this fanfic should be rated m. Please pass the bleach, I need it- I think I'm more scarred by this than *Mouth grabbed* *MPH*'s death.
See, I didn't spoiler you! and now you can suffer when... Okay, I'm just gonna stop talking.

I’m not even sure what I just read. I’ve been high, but I’ve never been THAT high. Just, wow. Wow.

14 The Hat Fic

Hey. This is a story about a hamster. Not just a normal hamster story, but a story that involves snapping off a hamsters head into a hat and mixing the blood with semen (gross enough for me but kudos to the people who survived the story) shoving the hamster into Phil's rectum, forcing him to drink the mixture, and eating the hamster. Just..

I'm crying whoever wrote this is demented and needs to stop it and get some help that was disgusting if you love hamsters don't read it

This...this is so gross.
Obviously, it's not as gross as The Lung Fic or The Cherry Fic [by the way, don't read them] but it still gives you A trauma.

Tips if you still wanna read it:

If you love hamsters do not read.
Don't eat anything before reading this.

The best tip I can give you:

DON'T READ IT

I read this when I was 7 it made me leave the phandom. I'm now 11 and recently read the cherry fic. This is way way worse than that be prepared. Also if anyone's forgotten this is Phandom initiaton.

15 Starkit's Prophecy

Obviously a troll. Still, it both hurt my brain and made me laugh at its stupidity. It's quite rare to come across a sentence in the story after the prolouge that doesn't have butchered grammar and spelling. The story itself wanders quite far away from the true plot and rules of the Warriors series itself. The main character is a huge Mary Sue- purple fur, a white forehead star, and eyes that go from "molten orange" to rainbow? I don't think that's normal. Also, (spoiler alert) she is a homophobe, an insert of the author's beliefs, OP and completely "perfect" despite her clear stupidity, and yet still manages to get all the toms to come after her even when they're her mates- and quite honestly, one of them is her great grandpa, some older! It's pretty messed up but funny to read in a way.

I had no idea what was going on in this one. As a fan of the source, I just couldn't help but think about how much this story strays from the canon material. I'd say you should read this if you've previously read other terrible fan-fics. Or don't. Your call. Or watch the animated version on YouTube. If you want.

Oh god not this stupid fanfic. It's not the worst fanfic I've read (that spot still goes to Dipper Goes to Taco Bell) but my god this one is bad. Now I'm not as big into Warriors so this one didn't offend me too much but it still offended me enough to refer it as My Immortal's cat cousin.

My Immortal actually seemed a little genuine, but this one was a clear troll. Hands down, it was the worst, and the most hilarious fan fiction I have ever read.

16 Jesus and Hitler: A Romance

I haven't read it... but I had to vote for it anyway, because it's a Jesus and Hitler romance story. Is there anything better?

It involves a romance between Jesus and Hitler. Why does this crap exist?

Total blasphemy, I can tell.

Blasphemous

17 Scarlet

Scarlet is an awful Scream 4 fanfiction with horrible spelling and grammar and extremely Christian and homophobic themes. Guest stars include the Westboro Baptist Church and TheAmazingAtheist.

18 Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

Think about everything you love about Harry Potter. Then remove everything magical and replace it with Christianity. Grammar is alright, but literally every character is out of character. (OOC) Dumbledore and Mcgonagall are married and Hermione is their daughter. The Dursleys are atheists and bad because, reasons. Hagrid just shows up on Harry's doorstep and converts Harry to Christianity. It takes all the values in the Harry Potter books and spits on them.

THE BEST bad HP fanfic of all time in my opinion. While it may not be as popular as My Immortal, I'd argue that it's actually funnier because the trolling (if it even IS trolling, I'm not entirely convinced that the author wasn't serious) is less obvious and the plot, less absurd. Best of all, the author abandons her fic just a few chapters in, apparently due to the fact that her husband does not approve and she, as a good Christian woman, is submissive to him.

Just started reading a version of this where a guy comments on it as I read it.

Man, this is a bad story.

The only similarity characters in canon and here share is the names. Now all the Weasleys are Slytherins (Also Slytherins are now Catholic), Luna is a Hufflepuff (Who are now hippies) and Draco is a Ravenclaw and I cannot even tell who Ravenclaws are supposed to represent. Gryffindor is clearly Protestants, but I'm a Protestant and I think that the Gryffindor method makes us look stupid. All houses except for Gryffindor are now evil, and athiests are demonized (Hagrid the Lumberjack shows up and says "You need to be saved! " Petunia tells him to go away, and Hagrid says "Prove that evolution exists" and then Petunia faints of brain explosion. what? )

This story advocates for women staying in the kitchen and openly says that career women are bad just because they have careers. Hagrid is now a lumberjack, McGonagall is now Dumbledore's wife and Hermione is their ...more

Now I finally read this, and it's a totally so-bad-it's-good fanfiction, it is so hilariously bad. It doesn't even feel like an actual book, chapters are written extremely short too. Most of the reviews for it (except for ones written by bigots) are more entertaining to read. - SailorSedna

19 Thirty More H's
20 Barney Is A Dinosaur

I personally think this is worse than 'My Immortal'. I could read MI (I eventually stopped because I wasn't interested anymore), but this? Nope. I only read like seven lines and I had to stop. It was that bad. My mouth was open as soon as I read the first line of the story. I was cringing so bad. My innocence is probably gone.

I usually like troll fanfictions because they are funny (I know I have a sick/immature sense of humor), but this takes it a little too far

Please no more, I'm a mentally deranged psychopath and even I think this fanfiction went too far.

That was disgusting from start to finish.

21 Sonic High School

The ridiculous scene with Rouge and Espio, besides being disgusting and laughably bad, also shows the author has no idea how the female anatomy works (females don't have balls).

This story is a "ravaging" display of what it means to be a true Boy Friend and Girl Friend. Saying it's not inspiring is like saying that you've never hung curtains in your car.

An 8th grader has no idea how sex works, but still graphically describes it anyway, through ridiculous metaphors and poor grammar.

The entirety of chapter 10 made me cry

22 Sonic's Ultimate Harem

I'm not sure why this fanfic isn't in the top tens. It has an incredible amount of spelling and grammatical errors, mechanical lifeless sex scenes, the girls are completely out of character, and worst of all, Sonic is nothing more than an egotistical tool. I know he's supposed to be cocky in real life, but this is taking it way too far. Thankfully, this fanfic is finally finished, but with the total of 360 chapters along with the other problems I just mentioned, this fanfic drags very very, VERY quickly.

Want a fanfiction that’s longer than the Bible and features thousands of girls from alternate universes a talking blue rodent with gloves and shoes and the animal bragging about it to a portly man from Brooklyn complete with broken English then lil soniqs magnum opuses sonic ultimate Harem is for you

MIx in a blender a story about sonic,xmen and much sex and the result:Sonic Ultimate Harem

Why
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Why
Why
Why
Does this cancer exist

23 Thirty H's

Looks like another so-bad-it's-good Harry Potter fanfiction...

How is this bad? This is pure win.

24 Filburt's Postmodern Wife

The part where Rocko and Heffer killed the giant parasite inside of Hutchison's brain by sticking an air pump into its mouth and inflating it until it "popped" was DEFINITELY not my proudest fap, let me tell you

"Look, you can even see Dr. Hutchison's HEARING veins! "

25 My magical weekend with 1D!!!!!! :)

Basicly a girl stays the weekend at the "One Direction mansion" she has a bag of "toys" which are really power tools which she uses to mutilate the boy band, as well as two members of My Chemical Romance. In the end, she ends up killing everyone in horible ways for Justin Beiber. This fanfic can get very graphic and disgusting, as well as sometimes thowing science and logic out the window as one of they boys has his dick drilled through mutiple times with a powerdrill, and when the dick falls off, it gets turned into a vagina with said drill.

More graphic then dipper goes to taco bell in my opinion. Also there is a 1D themed bulldozer as well.

*takes a shot of bleach*

It was not funny...

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