Worst First Names for a Boy

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241 Shawn

I had a cousin named this. He was the sweetest little boy you would ever know. He had a problem with his head so he was slow and he died at the age of eleven, eleven. I wanna cry whenever I think of that poor little boy.

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242 Cornelius

This is horrible. I knew a women with this as her middle name!? Don't EVER do this to your child people!

... I think of Cornelius Fudge from Harry Potter

Sounds snobby and stuck up

President Snow.

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243 Hunter

I wanted to be named this, but I'm stuck with Spencer. - username34

Are you kidding me that's my favorite name after DAMON!

I think Hunter is a sick name thank you very much

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244 Tommy

I'll eat your mother's heart for supper! You're Todd I bet, haha

Tommy Pickles from Rugrats. 'enough Said. - FinnsWorld

245 Mark

This guy is my friend but still we can make a lot of jokes with this guy! It takes just four little letters and a lot of imagination just to get a laugh out of this name... :( It's not cool...

Mark is actually a nice name. And it's powerful because it means

It sounds like a dog with a hair lip mark mark.

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246 Morgan

Ironic that I don't like this one since its similar to my username

247 Zach

It's a cool name - TwilightKitsune

This is my name except I spell it with a k

Zach has got to be the meaning of.
Rule breaking little jerk - aarond09

No o this is a good name

248 Boyne

And your last name was "Er"

249 Hatley

This is bullying waiting to happen. Poor kid.

250 Grayson

Grayson is the best name. Come on.

My friends name is Grayson.

251 Chandler

I am fine with this name, but a kid in my class who bullied me to the point of wanting to stay home from school last year (2012-2013) had his last name Chandler. Again, I think the name is fine, but the person in my class was not. - username34

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252 Pauly
253 Julian V 2 Comments
254 Seven

7? Okay why not just name him 8? I don't get this honestly..

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255 Fluffy

There is this one boy who is named fluffy and I think his parents are mean because what they gave birth to is a child, not a cat!

I like this name

Why is this a thing?!

:( that's sad. Poor kid. His mother must have been a car lady..

256 Himla
257 Declan

What kind of name is Declan? It reminds me of "I'm going to deck Lin in the face. " or De-clan. That's pretty damn awful to me. Lochlan and Declan are the two worst names in the world by far.

258 Pierce

Pierce Brosnan. James Bond. Enough said.

So now your kid can go get his lip "Pierced" - aarond09

259 Larry

Never got why parents ever got the idea that this is a nice name

Classic pervert. Wearing socks and flipflops


260 Frank

Obviously I wouldn't like this name at all

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