Worst First Names for a Boy

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261 Julian V 2 Comments
262 Seven

7? Okay why not just name him 8? I don't get this honestly..

That's my friends name

Universe.

263 Shirley

N the 1860s=1930s Shirley was a name for men and women but men were named Shirley today that would seem crazy it's not even used for girls anymore

264 Fluffy

There is this one boy who is named fluffy and I think his parents are mean because what they gave birth to is a child, not a cat!

I like this name

Why is this a thing?!

:( that's sad. Poor kid. His mother must have been a car lady..

265 Himla
266 Declan

What kind of name is Declan? It reminds me of "I'm going to deck Lin in the face. " or De-clan. That's pretty damn awful to me. Lochlan and Declan are the two worst names in the world by far.

267 Pierce

Pierce Brosnan. James Bond. Enough said.

So now your kid can go get his lip "Pierced" - aarond09

268 Larry

Never got why parents ever got the idea that this is a nice name

Classic pervert. Wearing socks and flipflops

Cucumber

269 Frank

Obviously I wouldn't like this name at all

270 Jon

Seems like a cheap version of "John" - Organ

garfield!

Is'nt there an american version spelled John or Jhon.

271 Sven

It's a reindeer's name.

Worst name ever

272 Arnold

Sounds like a name you'd give a pig if I'm honest.

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273 Melvin

No matter how you shorten it, it will never be cool.

274 Tank

That was a character on the Disney series darkwing duck.

Reminds me of Tank Dempsey Waw, BO, BO2

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275 Josh

That's one of my preachers you ass.

This name is for boys who can't lift, yo' parents need to sort yo' ass out.

HEY YOU ASSES, MY NAME IS JOSH AND I CAN LIFT! THIS NAME IS AWESOME, IT SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS LIST, YOU A$$HOLES!

276 Elliot

PETE"S DRAGON

277 Jaren

Why can't people spell Jared right?
Jaren is for girls what kind of father would name his son "Jaren"

I knew this one kid named jaren and he was really weird and had no friends and it was kinda sad

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278 Emma

This is a girls name, not a boy name. Do people name there sons Brianna or Emma or Sarah? - Music_Lover123

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279 Nils
280 James

Jerk that's my name my grandpa's name AND my uncle's name

Um I love this name it's my fave what

That's my name you ass

You're a jerk.That is my Grandpa's name!

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