Worst First Names for a Boy
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I only give you permission to name your kid "that" as long as his last name is ass
Well, if its name was that, the best surname would be Donkey, a variation or it in some different language. I think it's funnier.
Watch out, here's come dat boi! - RobloxBFDIPoke223V 7 Comments
Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.
Why, just why? The parents must be obsessed with social media, too much that they even named their kid Facebook. What's his sibling's names? Twitter? Instagram? Tumblr? - AnimeDrawer
Laugh out loud! Why would you name a kid after a website?! - Powerfulgirl10
It's actually very controversial, cause in Egypt this name is banned but 5 people or more were named like this to show how facebook helped in the egyptian revolution, and 5 millions egiptians are now on facebook - RobloxBFDIPoke223V 7 Comments
That's my name... And I hate it!
Ivan is actual ya Russian traditional name!
That's my dog's name
Like ivan the terribleV 2 Comments
I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass
That's my dad's name I like rob better
I love that name my uncle is named that
I love Robert and Bobby. - anonygirlV 2 Comments
Justin Bieber we all hate him!
I used to like this name until that idiot Justin Bieber came along
Justin Beiber is annoying
Kids named Justin are always stupid and have a bad haircut - FloydtheCatV 22 Comments
KInda sounds like a disease
Seriously, parents are really deranged if they name their child this.
Honestly it's like the parents want the poor kid's @$$ to get kicked!
Even I hate that name and I'm German
Who would their kid over the worst leader in history? - anonygirlV 5 Comments
There is a reason why I hate my parents - they called me Bernard. Everyone mocks me because of it and they make fun of me. They say that my name is the worst and I totally agree.
My "Friend" is Bernard. He's Strange so maybe that has something to do with his name.
This is a species of dog! Imagine if they are a vegetarian!
My friend's name - GriffinDogeV 4 Comments
There's nothing wrong with this name... It seems like some of you guys are adding names of people you know personally that you don't like!
Shut up he's a guy from Rooster Teeth!
My middle name is gavin
I love this nameV 4 Comments
That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.
My brothers name was gonna be changed to this lol but parents weren't aloudV 4 Comments
Um... The parents must have really liked lion king
What the heck some of the names on this list are really really damaged who would name their kid dick if they did they would be really really really stupid
What kind of name is this!?!?
This sounds so odd for a name. It sounds funny too. It's not even a little close to a boys name. - alecola90
Um I have so many words...V 15 Comments
It's just yuck. It's so close to the quite acceptable Justin! Why the D? My ex was Dustin- I used to mumble the name when telling others about him.
Actually some people call their moms mum! Like you've never had a texting error before
Your mum can tell you what to do and call your name... Have dun dusting for the rest of your life (only works if your mum doesn't pronounce g's
Dust bin? - GreenDay_KilljoysV 5 Comments
Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this
Whoever has this name must be fabulous
Sounds like a mix of Gay and Salon. - KianaLexi
My friends names is Daelon. Better.V 1 Comment
Oh damn you. That's my effing name. Why not something dumb like that weird gibberish name or Anal? I like my name!
Stop making fun of peoples names. It is very offensive
That is my dad's name, please stop putting random names
Yeah, it sounds a bit childish, but just go by Bill when you get older. - FloydtheCatV 6 Comments
Ashton Kutcher. Enough said.
But ashton irwin is perf so bye
This is my son's name. I don't think there is anything wrong with the name.
Ashton is the dumbest name in the planetV 5 Comments
What the hell? You named your kid after a body of water? -
"Your so fat your mother should have named you ocean
Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer
Sounds like a kid from South Park or something. - KianaLexiV 4 Comments
Laugh out loud! If you know the real meaning, you don't want to name someone that
The person that named their child B.J. must have either watched too much Barney before giving birth or had given birth to a orange dinosaur that they named him after B.J.
If I had a name like "Barney Johnson" I would stay with it and not call myself "B.J."
Why after a Barney The Dinosaur character? Why? This show stinks anyways. - AnimeDrawerV 10 Comments
Toby or not Toby.
Okay wow. Just because you take peer meditation with him does not make it a fact that he is nice. That's a pretty nonsensical reason. Also, caps lock isn't necessary. We all understand, you might be friends with this dude or have a crush on him. Cough cough might cough cough
That is a good name! That's one of my favorite boy names!
That's REALLY RUDE AND THAT IS A BOYS NAME AT MY SCHOOL HE IS VERY NICE SO GET A LIFE! I AM OM PEER MEDIATION EVERY MONTH WITH HIM! SO I KNOWV 7 Comments
But Nigel is a smashing name.
My brothers name is Nigel
I'm NIGEL AND I'm DUMB
Yes! I love that routine. Todd isn't the worst name on this planet, but it's not exactly what I want to name my son. Eli, Cayden, Ian, and Garret aren't bad names though. But George also questioned the fact that names like Bobby, Tommy, Jacky, Johnny, and Phil aren't as popular as they were when he was a child ( the 1940's).
Lol, tod means death in German
This is my dads name and I love it
Tood is odd - OrganV 6 Comments
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