Worst First Names for a Boy

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41 Beau

I love this name because it has a really unique spelling and.. Of course, beau brooks

Hot name though like beau brooks man

Beau means beautiful in French, and this is a beautiful name

Beau is always a douchebag. No exceptions.

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42 Sedona

This is the name of a town in Arizona. No joke, I was looking up a city named Sedona and it appears to be located in Arizona in the United States of America. Good name for a desert city, but not for the name of a kid. - AnimeDrawer

Isn't this a name of a town? - Minecraftcrazy530

43 Kevin

Kevin isn't a bad game at all.

I have a church minster named kevin and he is a wonderful guy he is the kids minster and I love it when he preaches I think

Kevin is not a bad name it should be on the best names ever so I think it is great name

Kevin isn't a weird name ya dummy who put this here. - EdRed

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44 Dat

Number 1 best name

I only give you permission to name your kid "that" as long as his last name is ass

Well, if its name was that, the best surname would be Donkey, a variation or it in some different language. I think it's funnier.

Watch out, here's come dat boi! - RobloxBFDIPoke223

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45 Facebook

Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.

Why, just why? The parents must be obsessed with social media, too much that they even named their kid Facebook. What's his sibling's names? Twitter? Instagram? Tumblr? - AnimeDrawer

Laugh out loud! Why would you name a kid after a website?! - Powerfulgirl10

It's actually very controversial, cause in Egypt this name is banned but 5 people or more were named like this to show how facebook helped in the egyptian revolution, and 5 millions egiptians are now on facebook - RobloxBFDIPoke223

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46 Ivan

That's my name... And I hate it!

Ivan is actual ya Russian traditional name!

That's my dog's name

What a stupid name

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47 Robert

I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass

That's my dad's name I like rob better

What kind of CREATURE put this here!? It needs to die! - EdRed

I love Robert and Bobby. - anonygirl

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48 Gaylon

Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this

Whoever has this name must be fabulous

Sounds like a mix of Gay and Salon. - KianaLexi

My friends names is Daelon. Better.

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49 Ness

This is a gay and creepy name come on man

PK Fire.

50 Marluxia

KInda sounds like a disease

51 Bernard

There is a reason why I hate my parents - they called me Bernard. Everyone mocks me because of it and they make fun of me. They say that my name is the worst and I totally agree.

My "Friend" is Bernard. He's Strange so maybe that has something to do with his name.

This is a species of dog! Imagine if they are a vegetarian!

Bernard isn't so bad. Better than Little Sweetmeat. - EdRed

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52 Owen

That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.

My brothers name was gonna be changed to this lol but parents weren't aloud

Owen seems like a name for a nice guy. - EdRed

This name... It's Dumb

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53 Mustafa

Um... The parents must have really liked lion king

What the heck some of the names on this list are really really damaged who would name their kid dick if they did they would be really really really stupid

What kind of name is this!?!?
Insanity Arabic?
This sounds so odd for a name. It sounds funny too. It's not even a little close to a boys name. - alecola90

Um I have so many words...

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54 Dustin

It's just yuck. It's so close to the quite acceptable Justin! Why the D? My ex was Dustin- I used to mumble the name when telling others about him.

Actually some people call their moms mum! Like you've never had a texting error before

Your mum can tell you what to do and call your name... Have dun dusting for the rest of your life (only works if your mum doesn't pronounce g's

Dust bin? - GreenDay_Killjoys

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55 Tristan

haha wow this is my name... but I'm a girl. - MrsBrightside

Wow my name is Tristan and I'm voting for this to be off not on so ha :I I love my name its because I'm and Irish kid and Tristan is and Irish name

Don't know what's wrong with it...

It's means sadness.
It's what I called the child who possessed Golden Freddy in FNaF, until I decided it should be a girl (the child's giggle when Gold is activated sounds female), so I changed it to Thalia Farwell.

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56 Billy

Billy's not a bad nickname, but it's not really a very good real name for adulthood. Its not very formal. Maybe you should name them William (an underrated, cool name) and call them Billy for short. If you don't like William, you could also name them Bill and call them Billy. - EdRed

Oh damn you. That's my effing name. Why not something dumb like that weird gibberish name or Anal? I like my name!

Stop making fun of peoples names. It is very offensive

Yeah, it sounds a bit childish, but just go by Bill when you get older. - FloydtheCat

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57 Rivers

What the hell? You named your kid after a body of water? -

"Your so fat your mother should have named you ocean

Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer

Sounds like a kid from South Park or something. - KianaLexi

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58 Camel

I'm going to name my kid this. And if I have another kid I am going to name them Cow.

While your at it name his twin donkey or horse

Camel more like mamel

59 Ashton

Ashton Kutcher. Enough said.

But ashton irwin is perf so bye

This is my son's name. I don't think there is anything wrong with the name.

Ashton is the dumbest name in the planet

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60 B.J.

Laugh out loud! If you know the real meaning, you don't want to name someone that

The person that named their child B.J. must have either watched too much Barney before giving birth or had given birth to a orange dinosaur that they named him after B.J.

If I had a name like "Barney Johnson" I would stay with it and not call myself "B.J."

Why after a Barney The Dinosaur character? Why? This show stinks anyways. - AnimeDrawer

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