Worst First Names for a Boy

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41 Dat

Number 1 best name

I only give you permission to name your kid "that" as long as his last name is ass

Well, if its name was that, the best surname would be Donkey, a variation or it in some different language. I think it's funnier.

Watch out, here's come dat boi! - RobloxBFDIPoke223

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42 Facebook

Anyone who decides to name their kid Facebook needs mental help.

Why, just why? The parents must be obsessed with social media, too much that they even named their kid Facebook. What's his sibling's names? Twitter? Instagram? Tumblr? - AnimeDrawer

Laugh out loud! Why would you name a kid after a website?! - Powerfulgirl10

It's actually very controversial, cause in Egypt this name is banned but 5 people or more were named like this to show how facebook helped in the egyptian revolution, and 5 millions egiptians are now on facebook - RobloxBFDIPoke223

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43 Ivan

That's my name... And I hate it!

Ivan is actual ya Russian traditional name!

That's my dog's name

Like ivan the terrible

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44 Robert

I am called robert so the person who made this list can kiss my ass

That's my dad's name I like rob better

I love that name my uncle is named that

I love Robert and Bobby. - anonygirl

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45 Justin

Justin Bieber we all hate him!

I used to like this name until that idiot Justin Bieber came along

Justin Beiber is annoying

Kids named Justin are always stupid and have a bad haircut - FloydtheCat

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46 Marluxia

KInda sounds like a disease

47 Hitler

Seriously, parents are really deranged if they name their child this.

Honestly it's like the parents want the poor kid's @$$ to get kicked!

Even I hate that name and I'm German

Who would their kid over the worst leader in history? - anonygirl

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48 Bernard

There is a reason why I hate my parents - they called me Bernard. Everyone mocks me because of it and they make fun of me. They say that my name is the worst and I totally agree.

My "Friend" is Bernard. He's Strange so maybe that has something to do with his name.

This is a species of dog! Imagine if they are a vegetarian!

My friend's name - GriffinDoge

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49 Gavin

There's nothing wrong with this name... It seems like some of you guys are adding names of people you know personally that you don't like!

Shut up he's a guy from Rooster Teeth!

My middle name is gavin

I love this name

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50 Owen

That's my cousins name! It's a good name, at least I think it's a nice name and it suits him well.

My brothers name was gonna be changed to this lol but parents weren't aloud

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51 Mustafa

Um... The parents must have really liked lion king

What the heck some of the names on this list are really really damaged who would name their kid dick if they did they would be really really really stupid

What kind of name is this!?!?
Insanity Arabic?
This sounds so odd for a name. It sounds funny too. It's not even a little close to a boys name. - alecola90

Um I have so many words...

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52 Dustin

It's just yuck. It's so close to the quite acceptable Justin! Why the D? My ex was Dustin- I used to mumble the name when telling others about him.

Actually some people call their moms mum! Like you've never had a texting error before

Your mum can tell you what to do and call your name... Have dun dusting for the rest of your life (only works if your mum doesn't pronounce g's

Dust bin? - GreenDay_Killjoys

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53 Gaylon

Made up crap, you are pathetic if you name your son this

Whoever has this name must be fabulous

Sounds like a mix of Gay and Salon. - KianaLexi

My friends names is Daelon. Better.

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54 Billy

Oh damn you. That's my effing name. Why not something dumb like that weird gibberish name or Anal? I like my name!

Stop making fun of peoples names. It is very offensive

That is my dad's name, please stop putting random names

Yeah, it sounds a bit childish, but just go by Bill when you get older. - FloydtheCat

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55 Ashton

Ashton Kutcher. Enough said.

But ashton irwin is perf so bye

This is my son's name. I don't think there is anything wrong with the name.

Ashton is the dumbest name in the planet

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56 Rivers

What the hell? You named your kid after a body of water? -

"Your so fat your mother should have named you ocean

Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer

Sounds like a kid from South Park or something. - KianaLexi

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57 B.J.

Laugh out loud! If you know the real meaning, you don't want to name someone that

The person that named their child B.J. must have either watched too much Barney before giving birth or had given birth to a orange dinosaur that they named him after B.J.

If I had a name like "Barney Johnson" I would stay with it and not call myself "B.J."

Why after a Barney The Dinosaur character? Why? This show stinks anyways. - AnimeDrawer

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58 Toby

Toby or not Toby.

Okay wow. Just because you take peer meditation with him does not make it a fact that he is nice. That's a pretty nonsensical reason. Also, caps lock isn't necessary. We all understand, you might be friends with this dude or have a crush on him. Cough cough might cough cough

That is a good name! That's one of my favorite boy names!


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59 Nigel

But Nigel is a smashing name.

My brothers name is Nigel


60 Todd

Yes! I love that routine. Todd isn't the worst name on this planet, but it's not exactly what I want to name my son. Eli, Cayden, Ian, and Garret aren't bad names though. But George also questioned the fact that names like Bobby, Tommy, Jacky, Johnny, and Phil aren't as popular as they were when he was a child ( the 1940's).

Lol, tod means death in German

This is my dads name and I love it

Tood is odd - Organ

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