Worst First Names for a Boy

The Contenders: Page 4

61 Donkey

Sounds like the parents are big fans of shrek

Who would name they're kid Donkey, for cryin' out loud?! What?! This should be #1 on the list of worst names for a definite

Weird name who would call there kid donkey looks like they are a BIG fan of shrek

And his last name is Kong! - KianaLexi

V 11 Comments
62 Toby

Toby or not Toby.

Okay wow. Just because you take peer meditation with him does not make it a fact that he is nice. That's a pretty nonsensical reason. Also, caps lock isn't necessary. We all understand, you might be friends with this dude or have a crush on him. Cough cough might cough cough

That is a good name! That's one of my favorite boy names!


V 7 Comments
63 Nigel

But Nigel is a smashing name.

My brothers name is Nigel

Get this smashing name outta here - 445956


64 Todd

Yes! I love that routine. Todd isn't the worst name on this planet, but it's not exactly what I want to name my son. Eli, Cayden, Ian, and Garret aren't bad names though. But George also questioned the fact that names like Bobby, Tommy, Jacky, Johnny, and Phil aren't as popular as they were when he was a child ( the 1940's).

Lol, tod means death in German

I hate this name - 445956

Tood is odd - Organ

V 7 Comments
65 Tred

Sounds like someone who would dip Pringles in "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. "

Why not call him tyre?

A guy with that name probably has some crazy nickname like Ham Steak.

And his last name is mill! - KianaLexi

V 2 Comments
66 Brianna

What the what? Brianna is a girl name, so whoever names their son this is sick.

Excuse me, but my names Brianna and I'm a girl! That's so insulting to call your son that!

This is NOT a guy name whoever names their son Brianna must've still wanted a girl and thought naming him Brianna he would magically turn into a girl

This name is not a name for a guy! It’s also a really pretty name

V 8 Comments
67 La-a

It is pronounced ladasha! I think his parents are to lazy to just put ladasha instead of la-a on his birth certificate!

I'm laughing my ass off right now

Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la-a

That was a worst girl name Too

V 5 Comments
68 Shabazz

Stupid people. Shabazz is the historical name of the Father of Black people (Tribe of Shabazz) that currently live in some parts of Africa and the western hemisphere. 50, 000 years ago he left Arabia for Africa and started a new civilization there. This is a real name. Too bad people only learn history through the eyes of white supremacy. You should study before you speak.

Lets say that shabazz is a real name it would still be in the top fifty worst names ever I mean seriously who would do that their just putting a fake name!

Say, what?! Seriously? Oh boy, someone is looking for attention by giving their kid a ridiculous name.


V 8 Comments
69 Rudolfo

Oh, sure, take a Christmas character, add and O, and you get a super genius baby name! On opposite day...

Oh, wow. Naming your kid after a Christmas mascot. - Garythesnail

70 Sarah

Yes it is a very bad name for a boy because it means princess in hebrew and it is short for Sallyv

Sarah is this person's mom I knows name and she is very immature and annoying. Sarah is a girls name. - Lucretia

My best friend's name is Sarah and she looks like a boy! How ironic! - KianaLexi

Love the name.

V 4 Comments
71 Garrett

I don't think this is a very bad name for a boy its actually a very good name for a boy this should not be #17 on the bad name list for boys it should be that in the good list for boys names

Laugh out loud my little brothers name is garrett

Wow he must be hot if girls see him in the hall way... They will run towards him and give him lap dances or kiss him, hug him.

I didn't do it

V 6 Comments
72 Justin

Justin Bieber we all hate him!

I used to like this name until that idiot Justin Bieber came along

Justin Beiber is annoying

Maybe they named him justin because he's a baby baby baby oh. - EdRed

V 23 Comments
73 Vincent

Wow unless it's some over used white soccer dad name like David or John you guys are quick to bash it. Vincent is a amazing Italian name.

This is a weird name

I like Vincent though... A lot of these names are bad but Vincent is cool :-)

This name is awesome. What the heck? - Powerfulgirl10

V 7 Comments
74 Hank

Sounds like a handkerchief

This is the name that you give a kid who likes to bully someone

Will you name your next kid Dory

75 Brady

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold like their mother
The youngest one in curls
Here's a story of a man named brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own
They were four men living all together
Yet they were all alone...

The brady bunch!

Yeah no funking way will I ever name my child this I had to Google this show even to find its lyrics by it is so stupid. But still yeah no way. Yo...

Just sounds like a fat stuck up buy

That's my name your name is worse

So, your first name is a last name. Makes a whole lot of sense to me.

V 2 Comments
76 Trump

No one would name there child not even if they like Trump. - Lucretia

:I enough said

Yay it's Donald Trump did I stop dying yet

Wow that is so harsh for a child that would suck fighting for your life in a schoolyard.

V 10 Comments
77 Palkia Palkia

I like the name palkia for a reason it's a pokemon name


My girl's name is palkia. it is hot but also very intimadate

78 Colin

There's a guy in my class named Colin! Gonna try and keep my mouth shut wish me luck we're pretty tight and honest! :O

This name pisses me off because it was the name of my ex-stepbrother who was a douche - Tylerlangford1234

My friends name is Colin. This is a really good boy name

I ahte this name

V 4 Comments
79 Colton

I like the name personally

Cool name in my opinion

Colton is my teachers sons name! Along with her husband, Eli. There both handsome and nice.

Colton is the last name of my very boring and lazy maths teacher - GriffinDoge

V 5 Comments
80 Clinton

Because of this political family, I can't imagine naming a boy this!

She's a stupid bitc#

They stink...

PSearch List

Recommended Lists

Related Lists

Best First Names for a Boy Top 10 Cutest Baby Boy Names Best Boy Names That Start With the Letter J Best Boy Names That Start With the Letter C Top Ten Best Boy Names That Start With E

List Stats

6,000 votes
958 listings
9 years, 285 days old

Top Remixes (28)

1. Abcde
2. Blanket
3. Pinocchio
1. Gaylord
2. Dick
3. Angus
1. Gaylord
2. Ib
3. Seaman

View All 28


Add Post

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.