Worst First Names for a Boy
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Sounds like the parents are big fans of shrek
Who would name they're kid Donkey, for cryin' out loud?! What?! This should be #1 on the list of worst names for a definite
Weird name who would call there kid donkey looks like they are a BIG fan of shrek
And his last name is Kong! - KianaLexiV 11 Comments
Toby or not Toby.
Okay wow. Just because you take peer meditation with him does not make it a fact that he is nice. That's a pretty nonsensical reason. Also, caps lock isn't necessary. We all understand, you might be friends with this dude or have a crush on him. Cough cough might cough cough
That is a good name! That's one of my favorite boy names!
That's REALLY RUDE AND THAT IS A BOYS NAME AT MY SCHOOL HE IS VERY NICE SO GET A LIFE! I AM OM PEER MEDIATION EVERY MONTH WITH HIM! SO I KNOWV 7 Comments
But Nigel is a smashing name.
My brothers name is Nigel
I'm NIGEL AND I'm DUMB
Yes! I love that routine. Todd isn't the worst name on this planet, but it's not exactly what I want to name my son. Eli, Cayden, Ian, and Garret aren't bad names though. But George also questioned the fact that names like Bobby, Tommy, Jacky, Johnny, and Phil aren't as popular as they were when he was a child ( the 1940's).
Lol, tod means death in German
This is my dads name and I love it
Tood is odd - OrganV 6 Comments
Sounds like someone who would dip Pringles in "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. "
Why not call him tyre?
A guy with that name probably has some crazy nickname like Ham Steak.
And his last name is mill! - KianaLexiV 2 Comments
What the what? Brianna is a girl name, so whoever names their son this is sick.
Excuse me, but my names Brianna and I'm a girl! That's so insulting to call your son that!
This is NOT a guy name whoever names their son Brianna must've still wanted a girl and thought naming him Brianna he would magically turn into a girl
Briannna is a girls name - IhateschoolV 7 Comments
It is pronounced ladasha! I think his parents are to lazy to just put ladasha instead of la-a on his birth certificate!
I'm laughing my ass off right now
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la-a
That was a worst girl name TooV 5 Comments
Stupid people. Shabazz is the historical name of the Father of Black people (Tribe of Shabazz) that currently live in some parts of Africa and the western hemisphere. 50, 000 years ago he left Arabia for Africa and started a new civilization there. This is a real name. Too bad people only learn history through the eyes of white supremacy. You should study before you speak.
Lets say that shabazz is a real name it would still be in the top fifty worst names ever I mean seriously who would do that their just putting a fake name!
Say, what?! Seriously? Oh boy, someone is looking for attention by giving their kid a ridiculous name.
yesV 8 Comments
Oh, sure, take a Christmas character, add and O, and you get a super genius baby name! On opposite day...
Oh, wow. Naming your kid after a Christmas mascot. - Garythesnail
Yes it is a very bad name for a boy because it means princess in hebrew and it is short for Sallyv
Sarah is this person's mom I knows name and she is very immature and annoying. Sarah is a girls name. - Lucretia
My best friend's name is Sarah and she looks like a boy! How ironic! - KianaLexi
Love the name.V 4 Comments
I don't think this is a very bad name for a boy its actually a very good name for a boy this should not be #17 on the bad name list for boys it should be that in the good list for boys names
Laugh out loud my little brothers name is garrett
Wow he must be hot if girls see him in the hall way... They will run towards him and give him lap dances or kiss him, hug him.
I didn't do itV 6 Comments
Justin Bieber we all hate him!
I used to like this name until that idiot Justin Bieber came along
Justin Beiber is annoying
Maybe they named him justin because he's a baby baby baby oh. - EdRedV 23 Comments
Wow unless it's some over used white soccer dad name like David or John you guys are quick to bash it. Vincent is a amazing Italian name.
This is a weird name
I like Vincent though... A lot of these names are bad but Vincent is cool :-)
This name is awesome. What the heck? - Powerfulgirl10V 7 Comments
Sounds like a handkerchief
This is the name that you give a kid who likes to bully someone
Will you name your next kid Dory
No one would name there child not even if they like Trump. - Lucretia
:I enough said
Yay it's Donald Trump did I stop dying yet
Wow that is so harsh for a child that would suck fighting for your life in a schoolyard.V 10 Comments
Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold like their mother
The youngest one in curls
Here's a story of a man named brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own
They were four men living all together
Yet they were all alone...
The brady bunch!
Yeah no funking way will I ever name my child this I had to Google this show even to find its lyrics by it is so stupid. But still yeah no way. Yo...
Just sounds like a fat stuck up buy
That's my name your name is worse
So, your first name is a last name. Makes a whole lot of sense to me.V 2 Comments
I like the name palkia for a reason it's a pokemon name
My girl's name is palkia. it is hot but also very intimadate
There's a guy in my class named Colin! Gonna try and keep my mouth shut wish me luck we're pretty tight and honest! :O
This name pisses me off because it was the name of my ex-stepbrother who was a douche - Tylerlangford1234
My friends name is Colin. This is a really good boy name
I've got a friend named Colin, he's a fun guy, but Colin is the worst name ever. Sometimes we call him Colon. haha lolV 3 Comments
I like the name personally
Cool name in my opinion
Colton is my teachers sons name! Along with her husband, Eli. There both handsome and nice.
Colton is the last name of my very boring and lazy maths teacher - GriffinDogeV 5 Comments
Because of this political family, I can't imagine naming a boy this!
She's a stupid bitc#
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