Worst First Names for a Boy

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121 Obama

I know there's a troll behind this one...

Its awesome African name

This is a legit t name you should take it off

I do like this one because is used to be president Obama.

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122 Diaper

Clean or dirty

Which kind? Cause I hear pampers is quite durable, but huggies are good too.


Kid: Hey look, it's diaper! I wanna wear him!
Diaper: Stop that! You meanie!

Poor kids... - Powerfulgirl10

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123 Willard V 3 Comments
124 Ralf V 3 Comments
125 Sugou

Whenever I see someone with this name, a certain anime character always haunts and disgusts my mind... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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126 Austin

My name is Austin... I am very involved in charity work. Tutor all my friends. And sacraficed both of my legs to save an infant girl from a falling lifegaurd tower D:

That is my boy friends name and it is good

I have a friend named Austin. This is a cool name. - Randomsoldier23

Will you name your other kid Pablo

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127 Alex

This is my name you can all screw yourselves, plus haven't you heard of a great warrior named Alex the Great?

Alex isn't to bad, but Alexander is terrible, my sister in law named her baby Alexander, and it just does not suit an 8 month old baby, and she will not have it shortened either! She said if anyone trys to shorten it, it will be Zander not Alex-I think that's even worse laugh out loud

This is my name. And it's a great name. Personally, this list is offensive to me. There are nice people in the world with these names. So stop judging others and judge yourself. - alexcousins

The man who put this list together is an @$$ whole, he is going to die.

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128 Brett

I don't see what is wrong with this name. I find it rather cute in its own way. It's not at the top of my list for what I would name my child, but I know many people named Brett. I find this to be a fine name. Brett should be lower on the list.

One of my bros is named Brett I love the name and is there really a bad name? People can name their kids what the hell the want I mean my names Kailey and some people think that's a bad name.

Don't you dare to say bad about it! ( for Brett lee after all) - Ananya

Muscle fetish

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129 Gavin

There's nothing wrong with this name... It seems like some of you guys are adding names of people you know personally that you don't like!

Shut up he's a guy from Rooster Teeth!

Yep, it's my stupid brother's name - Lucretia

I love this name

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130 Fagito

Sounds like potato chips for gay people. - KianaLexi

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131 Milk

Who names their kid milk?!?

132 Wayne

Wayne Gretzky was in one fight in his 20 year career

Bat man and his son, Lil Wayne etc... - JaysTop10List

The name Wayne is associated with serial killers, there are more violent offenders with the name Wayne.

Wayne is a name usually used for old men but all the Waynes I met are nice - Ihateschool

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133 King

I named my blue bear Blue King. Its his birthday. "my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, damn right it better than yours damn right..."

What redneck thought of this name

I don't know, it kind of has a nice ring to it.

And his sister is named Queen?

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134 Chris

This is a great name I am named after my grandpa and his name is Chris and so is mine

I have a brother named Chris and he is really annoying! And he never leaves me alone, but I still love him!

I like this name I want to name my son that

He likes sex

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135 Pootis

Heavy: Put dispenser here

No need to comment...

Someone named theirselves that? - Fullwalking2

Just named my sin that testerday

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136 Ezekiel

Hey Ezekiel is a great name I'd love to be named after Ezekiel Elliott Ohio state buckeyes

Ezekiel? Like the one from Total Drama Island? Eh, there's nothing wrong with the name. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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137 Nicole

Laugh out loud there are guys with female names like this - ronluna

I'm a girl and my name is Nicole, never heard of a guy named this...

Will you name your other kid Richard

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138 Geoffrey

It's pronounced Jeffrey. my dance teacher spells it weird like that

Jeffrey isn't exactly my favorite name but this weird-spelled version is even worse - Organ

Believe it or not They said Geoffrey instead of Jeffrey

Jeffrey is ok but Geoffrey is just weird - GriffinDoge

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139 Connor

Defiantly no! Because my name is connor so hahahahah its the best if you type up the best it comes up with this so crap yeah and the worst is bob and bill so yea

What!?! This is a great name!

I'm also a Connor, this name is the best and anybody who says otherwise gets cut!

I thought this was a last name - GriffinDoge

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140 Poop

Poop, I mean, what is this, the first century? What kind of knucklehead would name their kid Poop? I guess when I write I will just start capitalizing it. Even though I never write Poop. But still who the barnacle would name their kid after somthing that emerges from your butt?!?! The parents might as well name their other kids pee, barf, and toilet. Now this is one jacked family...

That kid's parents are jerks.

Holy poop who names there kid this

Is this a legit name?

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