Worst First Names for a Boy
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Sounds like a kiddie fiddler.
That's my dad's name, not cool.
Oh and my friend William broke up with my girlfriend (she liked him better) now it's time to get her back
My friends name is William It's so cool
William is awesome okay screw you list you suck
Proud to be a William - wolphertV 2 Comments
You don't deserve to live. Brendan is the best name in the world, after Lucas. You don't know what you are talking about.
Other than the godly Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer Frontmant Maynard James Keenan, this name is wholly and irreversibly unforgivable to give to your child...
Trust me, my Mom did it to me
Sounds like "My nards." laugh out loud
This is my dad's name and he hates it.
My mom tried naming me after him and he squashed that.
It's a SIN for a parent to name their son this name!V 1 Comment
Works for a Thomas and Friends character, but not for a person.
WHYY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD DUCK Okay say that he or she is in school and his/her friend comes and says "Hai Duck how are you" HOW TERRIBLE IS THAT!V 4 Comments
Why is this a bad name, classic but not dorky psi am Bill
Jordy and cadence are are awful pathetic new age names
I think this is a cute name. Um hello? Oliver Queen? Green Arrow?
I can't believe the names parents give to their sons and daughters nowadays, I think these people don't understand what's coming when you name your son Trucker or something dumb like this. Here's a scenario. Career day is at school and your son Trucker says he wants to be a doctor like one of his relatives, then some obnoxious kids say-
"Nope! You're gonna be a Trucker, like your name. " Or " I'm gonna be the doctor, not you, and you'll be the patient. "
Then Trucker goes home crying and he explains the story to his mom and dad, then his parents realize how awful it was to name their son what they named and they say " We should have named him something reasonable like Jimmy or Lucas. Actually, let him suffer. We're in the process of naming our new twins, we'll call them Jimmy and Lucas. " How awful!
The saying "you are what you're named" really applies with this one. - username34
Sounds like a guy with a small penis
There was a kid on my cousin's t- ball team named Harvey, also there's the old movie with a rabbit spirit named Harvey.
It's not one of the worst names ( Dick is by far the worst) and it's not the best.
Pronounced s-eh-r-sz-uh in french class we all got french names and I got the name serge ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE NAME sorry to anyone who's parents gave them such an awful name ( my real name is Seamus pronounced shay-mus I know it is kinds weird but I love it okay )V 1 Comment
I hate this name because I kid in my class who got arrested has this name
It's my teacher's name
If I knew somebody with this name. I would put them out of their misery
Eric Cartman... - TwilightKitsuneV 4 Comments
Too much like anus.
Sounds like anus
When you can't decide between naming your child Agnus or Edward - TwilightKitsune
His first name would be P and his first name is Enus. Again, I have a dirty mind! - KianaLexi
No it's the best name ever I have a brother called thatV 4 Comments
Reminds me of an asparagus
I like Anel and so does my boyfriend, we take turns
His last name would be Sex. - KianaLexi
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