Worst First Names for a Boy

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161 Randy

Sounds like a kiddie fiddler.

That's my dad's name, not cool.

162 William

Oh and my friend William broke up with my girlfriend (she liked him better) now it's time to get her back

My friends name is William It's so cool

William is awesome okay screw you list you suck

Proud to be a William - wolphert

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163 Brendan

You don't deserve to live. Brendan is the best name in the world, after Lucas. You don't know what you are talking about.

164 Maynard

Other than the godly Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer Frontmant Maynard James Keenan, this name is wholly and irreversibly unforgivable to give to your child...

Trust me, my Mom did it to me

Sounds like "My nards." laugh out loud

This is my dad's name and he hates it.
My mom tried naming me after him and he squashed that.

165 Girlie

It's a SIN for a parent to name their son this name!

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166 Duck

Works for a Thomas and Friends character, but not for a person.

WHYY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD DUCK Okay say that he or she is in school and his/her friend comes and says "Hai Duck how are you" HOW TERRIBLE IS THAT!

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167 Bieber



168 Bill

Why is this a bad name, classic but not dorky psi am Bill
Jordy and cadence are are awful pathetic new age names

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169 Ollie

I think this is a cute name. Um hello? Oliver Queen? Green Arrow?

170 Trucker

I can't believe the names parents give to their sons and daughters nowadays, I think these people don't understand what's coming when you name your son Trucker or something dumb like this. Here's a scenario. Career day is at school and your son Trucker says he wants to be a doctor like one of his relatives, then some obnoxious kids say-
"Nope! You're gonna be a Trucker, like your name. " Or " I'm gonna be the doctor, not you, and you'll be the patient. "
Then Trucker goes home crying and he explains the story to his mom and dad, then his parents realize how awful it was to name their son what they named and they say " We should have named him something reasonable like Jimmy or Lucas. Actually, let him suffer. We're in the process of naming our new twins, we'll call them Jimmy and Lucas. " How awful!

The saying "you are what you're named" really applies with this one. - username34

Sounds like a guy with a small penis

171 Harvey

There was a kid on my cousin's t- ball team named Harvey, also there's the old movie with a rabbit spirit named Harvey.
It's not one of the worst names ( Dick is by far the worst) and it's not the best.

172 Shaun V 1 Comment
173 Hector
174 Serge

Pronounced s-eh-r-sz-uh in french class we all got french names and I got the name serge ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE NAME sorry to anyone who's parents gave them such an awful name ( my real name is Seamus pronounced shay-mus I know it is kinds weird but I love it okay )

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175 Eric

I hate this name because I kid in my class who got arrested has this name

It's my teacher's name

If I knew somebody with this name. I would put them out of their misery

Eric Cartman... - TwilightKitsune

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176 Enus

Too much like anus.

Sounds like anus

When you can't decide between naming your child Agnus or Edward - TwilightKitsune

His first name would be P and his first name is Enus. Again, I have a dirty mind! - KianaLexi

177 Steven

No it's the best name ever I have a brother called that

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178 Reginald

Reminds me of an asparagus

179 Lucy
180 Anel

I like Anel and so does my boyfriend, we take turns

His last name would be Sex. - KianaLexi

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