Worst First Names for a Boy

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161 ZeDong

The barbaric ruler of China.

I have a big one of those

Sound super super gay

I'm Confused

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162 Hammy
163 Randy

Sounds like a kiddie fiddler.

That's my dad's name, not cool.

164 William

Oh and my friend William broke up with my girlfriend (she liked him better) now it's time to get her back

My friends name is William It's so cool

William is awesome okay screw you list you suck

Proud to be a William - wolphert

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165 Brendan

You don't deserve to live. Brendan is the best name in the world, after Lucas. You don't know what you are talking about.

166 Girlie

It's a SIN for a parent to name their son this name!

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167 Duck

Works for a Thomas and Friends character, but not for a person.

WHYY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD DUCK Okay say that he or she is in school and his/her friend comes and says "Hai Duck how are you" HOW TERRIBLE IS THAT!

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168 Nathan

I once had someone in my class called nathan - FinnsWorld

My cousins called nathan

169 Bieber



170 Aquafresh

Wow, the child would be bullied and could go on a Aquafresh advertisement

Long live crest!

Aqua fresh? Might as well name your kid toothpate and while you're at it find a toothbrush for your son


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171 Nikola

Urm I have no words..

172 Kurt
173 Igor

Like the brainless lab assistant? Oh man, he better have a better middle name.

174 Bill

Why is this a bad name, classic but not dorky psi am Bill
Jordy and cadence are are awful pathetic new age names

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175 Ollie

I think this is a cute name. Um hello? Oliver Queen? Green Arrow?

176 Trucker

I can't believe the names parents give to their sons and daughters nowadays, I think these people don't understand what's coming when you name your son Trucker or something dumb like this. Here's a scenario. Career day is at school and your son Trucker says he wants to be a doctor like one of his relatives, then some obnoxious kids say-
"Nope! You're gonna be a Trucker, like your name. " Or " I'm gonna be the doctor, not you, and you'll be the patient. "
Then Trucker goes home crying and he explains the story to his mom and dad, then his parents realize how awful it was to name their son what they named and they say " We should have named him something reasonable like Jimmy or Lucas. Actually, let him suffer. We're in the process of naming our new twins, we'll call them Jimmy and Lucas. " How awful!

Sounds like a guy with a small penis

The saying "you are what you're named" really applies with this one. - username34

Why not name your child "Doctor". The name can be a imspiration to him. - Kiteretsunu

177 Harvey

There was a kid on my cousin's t- ball team named Harvey, also there's the old movie with a rabbit spirit named Harvey.
It's not one of the worst names ( Dick is by far the worst) and it's not the best.

178 Kyle

The parents might like south park. I love kyle! He is cute in the show! That's a good Name for a boy! - meows

That's my name! Not a bad name to live with

I one had someone in my class named kyle - FinnsWorld

It's my name and I kinda hate it

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179 Shaun V 1 Comment
180 Hector
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