Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships

The Top Ten
1 Snermione

Regardless of your opinion, the fact remains: Snamione is pedophilia. Teachers x student interactions is pedophilia. And don't go saying "WE HAVE AUs! 1! 1! 11! " Because if you need to create an au so it is not pedo, it is toxic. Do look at a kid and her teacher in the real world and say "Man, imma pretend she's 18 so they can date! "? If you answered yes to this, you probably should probably get your morals straightened out

Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.

I love both as characters but as a couple gross. Snape isn't made for romance (even if I ship Snily) and is not a pedophile. Also Hermione at best tolerates Snape not loves him.

I voted for this because this ship is real. It's not made-up, people actually ship it. I'm disgusted.

2 Harmony

Yes the hippogriff is a symbol of love, but guess what Sirius was also on it. Its also the most predictable ships the main male and main female how many times? So what about a background character (Ginny) and then the main characters sidekicks (Ron/Hermione) get together. Completely different to the predictable Harry/Hermione. Ron and Hermione do not fight all the time you deluded fool or they would stay away from each other. Harry and Hermione had a chance to date in the fourth book when Ron fell out with Harry but nope they didn't. Oh she kissed him on the cheek, because it was for a take care.

Harry and Hermione are perfect for each other! They rode the hippogrif together and that is the symbol of love. They are always supportive of eachothwr, and they never fight. Love is not fighting. Hinny and Romione don't make sense, but Harmione does. HARMIONE FOREVER!

I kinda ship this in the movies I mean, it made a lot of sense and Dan and Emma had some chemistry together. But in the books? God no...

The biggest evidence for Harmony was my old school tin pencil case which had Harry and Hermione on the front of it lol.

3 Dumblemione

It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay

Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways.

DUMBLEDORE IS LIKE 100 SOMETHING YEARS OLD IN DEATHLY HALLOWS HERMIONE WAS 17 YEARS OLD THEY ARE WAY TO OLD FOR EACH OTHER

What the what is this

4 Dramione

Draco is awful. No matter how you spin it. He used horrible racial slurs against her practically DAILY, and he stood by as she was tortured by his aunt. I don't care what you say. Every goal of the organization he and his family support was to subjugate and even murder people of her blood status, not to mention she hated him. Genuinely and truly. No matter how he felt about her, his behavior to her wasn't okay and her feelings toward him need to be respected. People shouldn't think that this is a sign of love because it perpetuates the idea that if a boy is routinely horrible to a girl, it means he likes her and that it's perfectly okay. If a boy likes a girl, he should show her respect and be open and kind about his feelings. He should NOT call her names, taunt her about her feelings, target her friends, and generally show signs of emotionally abusive behavior. With the addition of magic, that could turn flat-out dangerous really quickly. Hermione and all women deserve better.

5 Sninny
6 Mcgonary

What does this even exist?! by the way the ship is McGonagall and Harry.

7 Filchrid

FILCH and HAGRID? Like, WHY do people ship this I swear it's the worst ship in the history of bad ships. Even worse than "Voldarry" I know. Painful isn't it. JUST WHYYY!

8 Bluna

Pretty cute, just boring.

Sirius Black and Luna?

I looked this up and apparently, it's Blaise Zabini and Luna... huh...

9 Duna

Draco and luna

10 Drarry

This is a ridiculous ship. I don't wanna be rude to other people who ship it, but why! Why would two rivals fall in love?! It's a stupid concept and I don't get it. They absolutely hated each other and never became close to friends. Just, no!

To me, this is the worst. The ones on here I like are Romione and Hinny. Why? BEcause those were the real cannon ships/couples. I just want to leave it how it was

I like Harry and Draco is an interesting character on his own, but this ship is creepy to me.

I hate it. Draco and Harry hate each other. They can't be a couple.

The Contenders
11 Hinny

Read the damn books, do not go by the movies. Ginny was a background character, she was not a fangirl, she was just as excited as everyone else was in the first book with Harry. At the feast in the first book at the sorting all the Gryffindors said "We've got Potter! " When Harry was sorted then when Harry started school everyone still wanted to see him in the first book.
Ginny was just a girl who had a crush on her brothers best friend but she didn't know if he would ever like her, and she thought he wouldn't when she found out he asked out Cho to the Yule Ball, so she couldn't wait on and on so she found a boyfriend. Harry started to like Ginny when he was no longer dating Cho which was puppy love.

JKR's worst canon ship. I had problems with the way Romione and Remadora were written, but I could at least see the potential in them. I think part of the reason this ship sucks so much is because JKR is awful at writing romance, but they had absolutely zero buildup. One moment Ginny is just Ron's little sister and the next Harry is obsessed with her. I thought it was creepy because Harry was treated like one of the Weasley kids and was sort of like a brother to Ginny. I'll never not see Hinny as incestuous.

It came out of nowhere in HBP. Ginny stopped being a real character in that book and instead became a plot device to be the perfect girl for Harry. She's a one-dimensional Mary Sue and they are boring and random together. Harry should have been with Luna. JKR should have developed Ginny's personality better after OotP and made her have real character flaws like everybody else. I also hate that Ginny was a Harry Potter fangirl to begin with and ended up marrying her crush. Cringeworthy!

I genuinely believe that Harry and Hermione should've been together. Ginny is like a annoying fangirl, that stalks her love interest instead of being likable. This type of character can be done right if there's a backstory for it AKA Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold, but for Ginny there isn't one at all. Not to mention them dating, comes off as really forced.

12 Voldarry

Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.

When I first started reading HP Fan Fiction, I will admit this ship kinda freaked me out, and I don't know how it it happened, but it is now my go to ship. Even better than Drarry!
I like it because of the situation similarities between Harry and Tom, and if you just ignore some minor (MAJOR) faults of Tom's, it is really good...
Yeah... no one can even justify this ship...

EWW! The age difference! The fact that Voldemort CAN'T FEEL LOVE, as SPECIFICALLY STATED by JK ROWLING, the queen of Harry Potter!

What is THIS?! He tried to murder him!

13 Snarry

Snape mistreated Harry and his friends Harry despised Snape because Snape despised him Harry forgave Snape after he found out that He protected him out of love for Lily Snape never loved anybody else but Lily and Snape is a hogwarts professor Harry was a student there will never ever be chemistry between Snape and Harry no matter what the circumstances happen to be Snape was in love with Lily and when his worst enemy won her heart this destroyed him inside the day Snape and Harry get together will be the day Neville teams up with Voldemort

God, Snarry is just awful. Don't even get me started.

Shipping this is promoting Snape to transform into petyr baelish

14 Drapple

How is this even a ship? I mean, It is literally Draco Malfoy and an APPLE. AN APPLE!?! Seriously, there is something wrong with a society that thinks a politically incorrect ship like Dramione is worse than a ship between a HUMAN and an APPLE. Honestly, a fictional character in a movie can't even eat without being shipped with FOOD. Ever heard of Chickron? That's Ron and a chicken leg. A CHICKEN LEG!

NO! Drapple is the best ship! All you haters just don't understand!

Is this from some part of the third film when Draco eats an apple?

This is stupid! Why ship a person with A FRUIT

15 Romione

My best friend likes this. What more is there to say about it? (She's a Ravenclaw, anyway, so what does she know about good ships? )

I think this is isn't as bad as Hinny but still up there.

Why is this on here?! I love this ship!

I hate it, I hate them together

16 Dobridge

WHAT THE EFF? Who ships a house elf and a teacher?

What the actual...

Dobby and umbridge

17 Snily

Serverus Snape called Lily an "mudblood" like a slip-off, he didn't meant it. He even tried to say sorry after that. He only said that because he stayed too long with the You-know-who fans, who says the word "mudblood" all the time, they are the only friends Severus could have because everyone hated Slytherin's at that time period. I mean, honestly If I have stayed with people that cuss a lot, I would cuss a lot too, and not even realize it.

Yas I hate anyone that says this is terrible

Wish people would stop defending this one

That would be an unhalthy relationship. He litterally caled her a mudblood and joined the deatheaters. that's like if you were jewish and someone called you a racist slur and then joinetd the nazist. I's gross and weird and I hate it.

18 Jily

Not a fan. Boring.

19 Ludding

Ok we have Luna x Pudding, Draco x Apple, but where is Ron x Chicken look on google images Ron eating the chicken.
Luna talking about pudding.
Draco eating an apple in the third film
Ron eating chicken
Why don't we use books and have Viktor x Butterbeer remember at the Yule Ball?
By the way Luna's pudding is spotted dick. They had it at the school feast in the fourth book when Ron was trying to get Hermione to eat something when she learnt about the House Elves he offered her some.

This is silly
Just because she talks about pudding a lot in the fifth film. She doesn't talk like that in the book.
Why not Luna/Nargle seeing as she talks about them a lot in the fifth film while in the book she is just on about them infesting mistletoe and Harry not wanting to know what they are.

I just realized what this was! Luna x Pudding is a great ship, almost as great as Drapple

20 Dumblery

It's Dumbledore and Harry anyone who's asking

What ship is this?

21 Drinny

I like it because... ginny was an independent and strong girl...in the sixth book...all of a sudden Harry started liking her...and before that...when Ginny had a crush on him, he treated her like his sister...i just don’t like the whole idea of hinny...and ginny dating harry when he finds it convenient...ginny is a rebel and it would be much more fun if she dates draco...FIRE AND ICE...plus the fight between their families would make it much more interesting

Maybe if Draco weren't such a dick and got in a better place then yeah why not get them together they could be good together

Why would anyone ship it

22 Snobby
23 Demembridge
24 Scorilily
25 Grindlemione

Okay. It's creepy, mad and... I have no words. At least it isn't a troll ship, such as demimbridge, Snobby and other weird ones. And at least it isn't incest. But still weird for me.

Grindelwald and Hermione. Yes, you read that right. (It could work, with time travel. A LOT of time travel.)

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