Top 10 Worst Hetalia Couples

The Top Ten
1 Romano x Italy (Itacest)

That's just disgusting. Aside from the obvious problem of them BEING BROTHERS, they are complete opposites of each other. I would even say that South Italy is jealous of North Italy. This relationship would never work out, and the incest adds a whole new level of disgusting.

Incest. And Romano's really mean to Italy. He makes him do all the work, calls him his "stupid little brother", and never makes an effort to protect Italy. I don't hate Romano, but if he isn't a good brother to Italy why would he be any better as his lover.

2 England x America

First, even if they aren't bio related, England raised America which included changing his diapers and his bed sheets after he wet the bed. England considers himself America's brother and even has an entire comic strip down dictated to him arguing with France over who can be America's brother.

Second, their personalities don't mesh. England spends most of his time with America bitterly insulting him while America acts in an obnoxious way that really peeves England. Their relationship just gives me immature vibes too.

3 England x Sealand

This ship sounds so gross. Sealand is 12 and England is 23. That's an 11 year age difference! Usually, I don't care to much about age, but this is where I draw the line, for sure. Not only that, but they don't even get along with each other. Not only is it revolting, but it wouldn't make any sense. I'm glad I've never come across this ship before.

I honestly don't know what people see in this pairing, nor do I know anyone who ships this, or how this pairing came to be. HONESTLY.

I was better off knowing this didn't exist. There is such a big age gap!

4 Germany x Prussia (Germancest)

They are far better as just brothers, it makes me uncomfortable to see them in a romance/sexual relationship. It's even worse when they make Prussia bottoming.
They love each other greatly, but just as brothers... Seriously I cannot understand how someone can see them as a pairing, to me it feels like most people pair them up together just because they are hot.
No offense to Germancest shippers, just my opinion.

It look terrible, Prussia is bottoming- no.

5 America x Canada (AmeriCan)

An incest relationship. I will say though, out of all the incest ships, this is the only one where the brothers have a relatively healthy relationship.

A reason why I don't ship this? They're brothers, and everyone knows that. Yes, incest could be fun to write. But still, I don't think England and France would enjoy their children get together.

They are biological brothers. Seriously!

6 Norway x Iceland (NorIce)

Well I do believe this ship is one of the best ships. If you don't like it because it's "incest" you should rethink your thoughts about basically any shipping between countries. People need to realize. People from north Europe all came basically from Asia, right before the Vikings. Then they separated and stayed where they wanted to (and fought if there was someone in the place they wanted to). In the past it was actually a pretty much dangerous situation. Do you guys know it?

About Iceland, I think it was basically the same, though it's so far away that they developed on their own and have a totally different culture.

I do feel bad when I think on Denmark when I think about this couple though. Since he's like so close to Norway and stuff, and Norway doesn't want anything with him anymore and wants with Iceland? Well repeating mistakes is a foolish. But countries can change.

Norway always cared more about Iceland than any other country. It does seem that is very bothering to Iceland that Norway sees him as a little brother because it means that all he had changed and grown since childhood won't change that he's just seen as a relative, as an son or disciple of Norway... True he's just too distant to anyone thinking on a couple with him. But Himaruya itself said that Norway cares a lot about Denmark and Iceland (though he see Ice as a young brother and Denmark as a big brother).

And Ice doesn't see any of them as brothers at all, but he said that Norway is where his heart really is. So it's really frustrating for him Norway seeing him as a young brother, cause it implies he doesn't know him and don't want to see that things are different than what it's meant to be for him.

All them are and aren't relatives, but at the moment each one name itself different means it's a totally independent nation. And it needs true comprehension of all people that agred with it.

Of course helping each other is a part of being a family. But... more

7 Japan x Denmark

Honestly kind of cute since Denmark went all the way over to Japan to warn him that some country was gonna bomb him... I like any ship with Japan and AmeriPan is my OTP but this doesn't stop me from supporting other ships but still...

How in the heck does this ship make any sense whatsoever!?

Actually, it was the Netherlands who warned him.

8 Russia x Ukraine

I'm not sure what the other person was taking about Russia and Ukraine being enemies. Well, I haven't been into the story for a while so maybe I missed something (or they were talking about real life? ) but yeah I don't get this one.

Russia (or rather Moscowia) is Ukraine's mortal enemy. Plus they're not even related to each other (seriously, they are not biological siblings). Plus incest is gross, people.

Incest and horrible national relations throughout history.

9 Liechtenstein x Switzerland

Incest and an adult/minor ship. Besides, I feel Liechtenstein's dependence on Switzerland is pretty unhealthy. I'd like to see her exist outside his sphere.

More like brother-sister relationship for me, even though it's not stated that they are blood related.

10 Denmark x Sweden (DenSu)

Absolutely NO! They aren't a good duo (as lovers). Sweden scape from Den's house because he couldn't bear with him any more! That isn't a pair love

The Contenders
11 Russia x Belarus

Honestly Belarus is just annoying due to the fact that because she's pretty, she can get away with anything. Because she's pretty, she can be shipped with everyone. Like why

Ha. I don't think Russia will ever grow out of his fear of Belarus. Plus, it's incest. Sure, incest doesn't matter in true love, but still!

Sorry to the fans of RussiaxBelarus. But this ship needs to burn

12 Prussia x Italy (PruIta)

To be honest- just because a person has a crush on another, doesn't mean that it'll work out. GerIta is much more developed than Prussia x Italy, and offers development to both characters (Germany and Italy) as well. I'll have to vote this- it doesn't seem to make sense nor does it have any background behind it.

Well, personally I think it is much more likely than GerIta. Since Prussia in canon has a crush on Italy, so it works from his angle. I don't dislike this ship Even though I do not think it would work from Italy's angle since he seems to not even notice.

13 Sealand x America

An adult/child relationship. Yuck. Do they even have any political ties? Also, I just dislike micronations.

14 Germany x Italy

Why can't a ship be popular without being hated? This is one of the rare near-canon ships. I think people forgot he fruking proposed? And it's a really cute and fluffy ship, not a crack or incest ship like most.

I totally agree, GerIta is trash. I liked it once but the fanbase and the rabid fangirls had ruined it. GerIta is not canon and it never was.

- A GerIta hater
Ps: Germano and Itacest are better

15 Russia x America (RusAme)

They only talked twice in the whole anime, and the first time they were fighting, and the second time Russia pulled a suck burn on america. Is that enough to say that these guys have 0% chance of getting together? I can forgive most hetalia love-hate relationships, but seriously come on guys...I don't know why people ship this, its stupid. ( to be honest I never really hated rusame until I saw the fandom, the rusame fandom is crazy. If you say things like "its cute, but I don't ship it" they will threaten to kill you.

16 England x Seychelles

Another one of those Adult/Child relationships. BTW, I like Seychelles so it's not like I dislike this ship because it has Seychelles.

I agree that this makes little to no sense, but why does everybody hate on Seychelles?! You play as her in a Hetalia dating simulator, so wouldn't that be calling yourself a Mary-Sue? Plus, have you ever thought about what the actual citizens of the actual country Seychelles think about this? That's like telling an American that America is an annoying @$$hole or telling a Japanese that Japan is an opinion-less wimp. It's a bit offensive! And wouldn't it be Seychelles x Everybody if it's a dating simulator with all the countries?
Even so, though... FrUK.

17 Russia x Prussia (RusPrus)

Honestly, they have NEVER spent time together and this just makes it pointless as a ship if there is no proof that Russia and Prussia have even actually MET, let alone being in a relationship.

I mean, you gotta admit their names sound cute together, but everything else is false.

Prussia said that he would throw up if Russia ever picked him...
Seriously, why do people even ship this?!

18 Germany x Romano

There is literally NOTHING to support this ship, and I have no idea how it came to be in the first place. Romano hasen't shown even remote interest in Germany, and the only interactions they've had were Romano openly cursing out and badmouthing Germany. Even from Germany's side, there is literally NO interest! I'm usually pretty open to other people's oppinons and ships, but this is the one hetalia paring I can not stand. If you ship it, that's fine, and I'm sorry, but this ship is honestly damn disgusting to me.

19 Prussia x Canada (PruCan)

This pairing is just bad, here are some of my views.

1. They haven't interacted at all in the anime or manga. There was one time where Prussia said he liked maple syrup. Does liking maple syrup = instant pairing? Italy likes Japan's food, does that mean they're together? (Be quiet you ItaJap fans. Not your turn) I just don't see it. Food doesn't mean love. Nor does condiments.

2. I don't get the whole "New Prussia" thing. Not only is it a tiny town, but how about all the other cities and states named after places in Europe? New York (formerly New Amsterdam), Paris, New Jersey, Venice, the list goes on. That doesn't mean America hooked up with all those nations and then named some of his states and cities for them, like some kind of romantic gesture. It's the same thing for tons of places throughout the Americas.

My point is, PrusCan shippers should just get over the fact that they have nothing to back it up. Go ahead and ship it as a crack pairing, just don't try to bring "evidence" as weak as a tiny town known only to its inhabitants and a few Hetalia fans.

20 France x England (FrUK)

They hate each other - that's FINAL. You can't just mash being a tsundere and actually hating someone together as the same thing and romanticise this hate. It's toxic and abusive, we all know it's canon that they punch each other and wish each other for the worst for God's sake. Not just saying France is bad for England, England is bad for France too. Think about how they're feeling for being paired up together, damn, it's unhealthy. And don't forget *history* - that's the most canon of all --- England's worst enemy is France, and even now, France is the only country in the EU with people stating they will be GLAD if Brexit happens.

21 England x Japan (AsaKiku)

This's my Otp and I proud of it, stop saying that England belong to America or France, Japan belong to China. It's very annoying because they're not canon so when you ship anything, don't try to pull someone else to ship it like you, even the post said Hima confirmed that England has a crush on America was fake too, it has been removed for a long time ago and there's no other proofs to convince that England has a crush on America. So please ship whatever you want but don't tell someone to ship that couple just like you.

22 America x Belarus (AmeBel)

I'm not trying to offend anyone who ships AmeBel but I just can't stand this pairing! I mean their personalities clash with each others and even the countries in real life aren't in good relations, I think the only interaction they both have is when America took care of Bela and TRIED to be a brother to her, but if you read the history book America pretty much neglected Bela. And I don't think America would like anyone who supports Russia's side and I don't think Bela is gonna give up so easily on Russia either. This is just my opinion on this ship, if you respect my opinion then I respect your ships.

23 Spain x Romano (Spero)

Just like USUK, this pairing is not okay. Yeah, at the end of the day they're just countries, but I HATE having this ship shoved in my face. Spain literally raised Romano like he was his own son. It's just disgusting that people would actually pair these two together.

Just doesn't make sense. This ship is exactly the same as UsUK. Spain RAISED Romano. Why do the people ship them? Was because Spain proposed to marry Romano? Sorry but that sounds really creepy. Romano doesn't deserve Spain. Definitely no

24 America x Vietnam (AmeViet)

I'm not a big fan of the ship. I've seen many fanarts and fanfics about the couple, but, there is not canon interaction in the anime nor manga. The only interaction they must've been through, was probably the Vietnam war. Also, Vietnam and America were technically enemies at the time. Also Vietnam really only interacts with Taiwan and the other Asian countries.

They don't have exactly good history together. And like it was said before, it has no development. But it's still MUCH better than AmeBel.

I deeply hate this ship. It's just both of their personalitys don't fit together. Also, I'm pretty sure Vietnam hates America. But, I also deeply hate Vietnam.

25 Russia x China (RoChu)

I've never really liked this ship. It always felt completely one-sided (like Lithuania/Russia). It feels like Russia having a crush on China and China wanting absolutely nothing to do with him. I've never seen any indication China wants anything to do with him.

I hate this pairing. In my opinion it just seems wrong, it's like, why would you ship China, who is scared of Russia, WITH RUSSIA? Sure Russia's character is a bit misunderstood, but the two just don't seem to be comfortable around each other it'd be like a stalker...

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