Top Ten Worst Holidays

The Top Ten
1 Valentine's Day

Me in Valentine's Day:
Random Girls: Will you be my valentine?
Me: Aw, you light up my life, you! You color my world, you! You make me feel like dancing, you! (Fakes kissing)
(Returns home) Well, I spouted a bunch of random 70s song titles to a bunch of girls and they thought I was weird. I was just pretending! God, I hate this holiday!

Valentine's Day sucks. We have to spend the entire school day writing cheesy love notes to boys or girls. And we have to watch people kissing everywhere. And the girls are waiting outside boys doors, expecting gifts from them and turn all whiny if they don't get anything. That's true for the sappy people who celebrate this. I mean, sure, it's a sweet holiday and all but just no, sorry, no.

I know being single sucks but loving yourself will be consider as selfishness and narcissism unfortunately. I feel pity for all the singles, hopefully the miracle will happen for them someday. It’s really unfair

Even if you aren't single, you need to wonder, what's the point? Shouldn't we just be celebrating our lovers everyday instead of having it crammed into one day? Besides, Valentine's Day is shoved down your throat. You can't escape it. Girlfriends pressure their boyfreinds to get them gifts and chocolate when I bet they would rather do something else. People feel so stressed just to have a girlfriend or boyfriend on Valentine's Day to fit in. Yeah the main reason to hate it (being single) counts too. Overall, these are the reasons I hate this holiday so much.

2 Black Friday

Bloody Friday is what it should be called instead. Instead of hanging out with your family for Thanksgiving, you have to camp outside of a GameStop or Target to go absolute ape the next day over discounts! Seriously, I would picture Black Friday customers as screeching chimpanzees. One crisp autumn day in 2008, I saw a discount for a Nintendo Wii. I didn't have one yet. On the day before Thanksgiving, I camped outside of the store, in the middle of the woods, in the freezing cold. The only interesting things I saw were wild deer and turkeys. The next day, I went to the store, and I was pushed back by the mob. I should have saved up for a Wii...

So everyone goes insane on this day, and most likely you won't get much.

Why not have Black Friday be extended to the whole weekend? Change it from "less days, more chaos" to "more days, less chaos."

While the other holidays had good intentions, this giant steaming dumpsterfire of a holiday's intentions are fueled by only corporate greed and selfishness. This is the worst holiday ever, by far. Black friday isn't a holiday... it's a giant event where corporations turn people against each other for the sake of holiday sales. This deserves 1st place.

Worst holiday ever. Back in late 2018, my mom, my grandmom, and I went to an supermarket to buy a T.V for my grandmom, but there were loads of people. Lots of them that they filled up every single place of the supermarket. It was torturing, boring and it took too long. So yeah, this deserves to be no. 1.

3 April Fools' Day

All my friends ditched me and spread rumors about me. Those rumors got me suspended. When I came back, they were saying it was a joke. I no longer talk to them.

Why is this not number #1? At least Valentine's Day has a happy meaning (and it isn't even that bad), but April Fools' Day is an insult to smart people and anyone who understands pranks are annoying to the extreme!

I hate it. People take it too far (even on T.V. too!) like in spongebob where squidward pulled that cruel prank on spongebob or in the loud house where Luan takes it WAY too far or in Teen Titans Go where they pull pranks similar to Luan's. The point is that everyone acts like a dick on this day.

Just pisses people off. On a plane, they celebrate April Fools' Day, by just making the people sit in a very hot or very cold area longer, for no good reason.

4 Lent

Weird name, painful traditions.

I feel sorry for anyone that's forced to celebrate this.

I lent my lawnmower to my neighbor on this day. He was confused

Lent. Seems more like Lint to start a fire

Nobody follows the lent rules

5 Republic Day

April fools is the worst holiday some people like me hate it bc some people take it way to far and if u are like me I just hate it

Who put Hanukkah on this list? Whoever did is an ignorant uneducated christian who is so ethnocentric, that they think that all religions other than their own have no place on this planet. Hanukkah is a wonderful holiday that is older than the entire christian religion.

Hanukkah is the best holiday, and overall better than Christmas. Without Hanukkah, there would be no Christmas. I agree with the other guy and whoever is a Jew hater probably has no life beyond their ignorant (previously said and I respect that) little minds.

I do not celebrate Hanukkah but it is very ignorant to say a countries holiday is the worst

6 Boxing Day

This is a boring holiday, it makes me wonder... Why is there boxing day, but no NASCAR day, baseball day, football day, heck, even rugby day, Looney Tunes Day, Mickey Mouse day and even Jimmy Neutron Day would work better than Boxing.

Boxing Day is the most depressing holiday of all. It marks that Christmas is done and dusted

It's literally just the first day after Christmas: 26th december. Why does it need a name?

On Boxing Day it means that everything is on sale, it's not just the day after Christmas

7 Halloween

Can't stand people who keep dressing up for a pointless celebration (of what?) after the age of 10. Because British Columbians have added fireworks to the silly event. Grow up ya losers. I thought it was silly and pointless as a kid and still do. And by the way it's not a "holiday" at all, no one actually gets Halloween off work or school. Perhaps if it was a real holiday and a day off was in order, I would enjoy it... so I could go and do something way more fun, cooler and healthier and avoid all the weenies that dress up.

Halloween drives me as crazy as Hannibal. The bratty kids all lining up at my door and egging my house if I don’t give them sweets. Halloween should burn in hell with those who celebrate it.

Not really a bad holiday, just extremely overrated and so childish in my opinion. You should stop going trick or treating sometime when you're a pre-teen. Plus, I just don't get the point when you can BUY candy. And Christmas can't be overrated, it's the most important because It's Jesus's birthday, plus, Christmas is the most loved holiday, most (and myself) think it's the best holiday and better than Birthdays.

Childish and overrated. I'll bet you 100 Hershey bars the kids who claim that this is the best holiday are gonna hate it once they have kids as an adult and are forced to find a crappy costume and give out candy to kids. For what purpose are you even giving candy to those kids? Let alone buying it. I bet they aren't grateful for it. I could spend my money on something else and someone who actually needs it. Not this.

8 Columbus Day

Because why not celebrate a mass murderer, what’s next, national Hitler day? This holiday should be for mourning the loss of the poor victims of Columbus’s murder spree

Columbus Day, Veteran's Day, Memorial Day. All stupid. Just a poor excuse to celebrate military people killing each other and calling them heroes, getting a pointless day of school they do not teach anything about and showing the same three days of war movies on TCM that the showed on Memorial Day, July 4th and will again on Veteran's Day. Most military people are mental cases, otherwise we would have two cable networks devoted to worshipping Hitler and weapons all day every single day.

I'm not a hippie, an SJW or even a rock liver, but man is this holiday useless, why would you celebrate a man who was even racist by 15th century standards! that's like making a day called KKK day, the KKK were racist even by 19th century standards. I like Memorial Day and Veteran's day for trying to protect their country from terrorists, Korea and other rivals, but Dominican Republic is NOT Columbus' country.

There were a few states this year that changed "Columbus Day" to "Native American Appreciation Day", because who the heck in their right mind would ever honor this evil monster. Like if you agree, and support honoring innocent Native Americans who lost their lives over cold, heartless murderers.

9 Hanukkah

Although I'm Christian, and therefore do not celebrate Hanukkah, I disagree, you get a present each of the 12 days Hanukkah goes on, and it's older than Christianity itself.

This holiday is pointless (no offense to any Jews out there) this is simply my personal opinion but hanakkah is a rip off of Christmas and what do u get for celebrating it?... Nothing!

I'm Jewish and whoever wrote this should be ashamed. It's a great holiday and you get the best food. You get jelly donuts (sufganiyot) and potato pancakes (latkes). A great holiday. Why #8?

This is the best holiday this is not bad suck deez christmas you get 1 present each night out of 8 nights! Old grany santa doesn't even exist! On christmas you only get like 1 present.

10 St. Patrick's Day

The amount of times I’ve been pinched for not wearing green. I also don’t get why people who have no Irish background whatsoever celebrate this holiday

You have to wear green, even shrek has to wear green, stupid. It would also be considered child abuse to babies who are more sensitive and can be done even when they are taking a bath. The traditional Irish version I can understand, but bringing it to America is just dumb.

This can be really fun, you know. Just creative some of your own traditions that connect to the holiday! Something I love to do with all of these! Makes it way better. Don't wait for it to fun for you.

So... Why should we care about Irish? Why should we be forced to wear ugly green or be pinched if we are not Irish?

Why is there no holiday as big as spd that puts importance on Germans, Japanese, Chinese, etc...? Very segregating like usal merica = Jfkm

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11 Wiggle Your Toes Day

Yes, it's a holiday. This is by far the most pointless holiday ever. I mean, seriously. Wiggle your toe day? Who thought this would actually be cool?

Should be higher on the list, what is the point of this? You can wiggle your toes everyday, so why a holiday? This is just lame and not cool.

One of DeviantArt's favorite holidays. If anything they are the ones who made it.

This is the worst holiday ever. How is this better then xmas?

12 Kwanzaa

Take. This. Off. I'm defending it, even though I don't celebrate it.

It is a bit mean. Although I'm Roman Catholic I mean it is a bit bad

This man-made December holiday, isn't even about religion!

Kwanza is celebrated by a different religion

13 Easter

I'm commenting this on april 12 2020 EASTER MADE MY LIFE HELL! And I can't Belive that there's a bunny called the Easter bunny like I know its just parents buying kids there favorite things like it's not real but still it's about Jesus it's not about the Easter baskets or candy it's about jesus I can't believe this is actually a holiday just because of all the chocolates and the Easter listen here you are reading this kids I don't wanna hurt you but the Easter bunny is not real and if you see the little Easter bunny trackers to show me proof yeah they're just people. Making it looks like the easter bunny is around the world I'm tired of this holiday it's about Jesus make this about Jesus more than this Easter bunny.

What you do on Easter:
1. Do some Easter egg hunt, but ONLY if you're a little kid or you have a young sibling playing an Easter egg hunt

Well let's see, I'm an only child, so no.

2. Go to church for 5 hours.

Yeah no.

This holiday is garbage.

I disagree. Although I am not Christan, Easter is the day Christans celebrate the resurrection of Christ. If you hate this holiday you are disrespecting Christans and the lord, therefore disrespecting the universe.

When I was little, it was more enjoyed. It was like Christmas 2.0. I'd get a lot of candy, and something that couldn't be consumed in 5 minutes, like a movie. Between the lack of that, the unhealthines of it, my allergies flaring up and my dad explaining the pagan origins of Easter, it became more of a burden.

14 Thanksgiving

I actually remember after the whole Black Friday ordeal, me and my bro went up to Lake Placid in upstate NY for fun. Me and my family were there, and it was already snowing. It was so far away (I lived in NJ, so you know.) and I had to play on my Nintendo DS for entertainment throughout the trip. I was pretty happy when Real Gone Kid came on the radio when we arrived, and I was still jamming to the song. My friend showed me the cabin, and, not gonna lie, it was pretty toasty. For the first activity, we were going to do the sleigh ride. I found it pretty relaxing, but the horses stank and the crunching of the snow got annoying. I then decided to relax in the stables afterwards, but one of the horses neighed really loudly and I woke up. The next thing I did was ice skating. I tried to show my skills to some Canadian college students and they said, "Why don't you show your skills someplace else, ice fairy?" I got a chuckle out of them, but I didn't find it funny. And when I did skiing, I ...more

I don't like eating turkey and being forced to be awkardly formal.

That's why I hung out with my friends at a friend's house up north and we had some fun.

Ehhh, it's overrated. I don't MIND thanksgiving, but I don't think it should be a holiday. To me, it's basically just another Sunday dinner, but you get a five-day weekend, which is really nice, and it's on Thursday. Plus, the food isn't even that good if we're honest. Stuffing is kinda nasty, Turkey basically tastes like every school lunch ever, and mashed potatoes just aren't my favorite.

Why do we need a second day where every business except the Chinese businesses close, I can understand Christmas, but Thanksgiving (basically Christmas without the presents & radio songs) give me a break.

15 Christmas

This holiday sucks. Seriously, it sucks.
Let's be real. Everyone who loves this holiday only like it because they get presents, and they won't admit it. And it's not Jesus' birthday like every "christian" and "catholic" person claims.
The weather is just very cold and depressing for the most part.
Lots of the movies and songs based on Christmas are just corny and cringe, with the exception of maybe a few.
Everyone's waiting for this bs "christmas miracle" to happen when they are all just coincidences waiting to happen.
I don't even see why this holiday is highly regarded as the best either.

I used to love Christmas like the majority of people but as I got older I grew to loathe it more and more. The greed, over commercialization, the repetitive songs, and having to be forced to spend time with my toxic family.

I disagree. Whether this is on Christ's birthday or not, we celebrate him and all the things he did for us. You get to spend quality time with your family, have great food, and sing songs that whether they are cringey or not, are super fun and cool.

This holiday isn’t about cheer and the importance of family and friendship, but the breeding ground of humanity's worse aspects. Greed, selfishness, arrogance, rage, paranoia, fakeness, and gloom.

16 Flag Day

Why do we need to have a holiday dedicated to a piece of cloth... I mean, seriously, even as a Six Flags fan I don't celebrate "Happy Kingda Ka crest day"

Fellow Americans, why? This holiday is just us worshipping a symbol. Do Broncos players worship horses? No.

Why do American's have this undying love and sense of duty to a piece of cloth?

It's about being us and being able to do things that other people can't do

17 Ramadan

It should be higher up on the list why this far down

Ramadhan is a great holiday for Muslims anyone who hates is just racist

Let's celebrate by not eat! Sign me up woo

This isn’t that bad the bad things is that my friends don’t even if there hungry

18 International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(In the Sea Captain's voice from The Simpsons.) Yarrr, this holiday needs to be keelhauled and flogged with the cat o' nine tails! Then there'll be pieces o' eight fer everyone! Har har har har har har!

I highly think this was made up by or for 6 year olds - Unnamed Google User Remade

Yar, this here holiday needs to walk the plank!

We celebrated this at my elementary school...it suuuccckkks

19 New Years Eve

If you’re at Time sSquare, you spend your day outside standing and doing nothing without eating or drinking and you freeze out in the cold and get all hungry and thirsty and it’s all a day of torture before the countdown and miss sleep in addition and just do nothing but scream and kiss in the end with your dry lips. Resolutions are quick and over with. Yes it‘s worse than Ramadan and makes that look like fun.

The only holiday that combines the romance of Valentine's Day with the binge-drinking of St Patrick's Day. I do not drink alcohol and have only ever been with someone for one Valentine's Day. Add the yearly disappointing reminder of unfulfilled dreams and there ya go.

What's wrong with New Years Eve and New Years Day? It's just a celebration on December 31st where people look forward to a new year and starting off fresh.

What do you mean it serves no purpose! It's a day to celebrate the success of the past year and look forward to the joy of the next!

20 Mardi Gras

Stupid holiday that ruined the reputation of putting the colors yellow, green and purple together. Alcohol, flashing your boobs for necklaces and of course, jesters who look like they came straight from a time machine.

This holiday is so stupid it celebrates gays. We hate gays. My religion bans gay marriage

What do you do on Mardi Gras?

It's a fun holiday. Also why the hate on LGBTQ+

21 Pancake Day

Wait, this is real? All right! Definitely celebrating it next year around.

Whats the point. All it is is a holiday celebrating a breakfast food.

Originally a Pagan holiday about the sun.

Umm..let me just add something to my calender real quick!

22 Day of the Dead

There is a Chinese version called Qingming festival and it's more somber because unlike the Day of the Dead, they see death as a negative thing. I am Chinese, but I think that Day of the Dead is better. There is partying involved.

I thought this is going to be Walking Dead Day, but it was from Mexico. Seems legit to see death was a positive thing than negative. No wonder why athiests gets happy all the time.

Why respect people of another country culture

Looks like someone hates Coco

23 Pi Day

Pi day why do something with numbers

To many numbers

try to name all the digits of pie you can't

A day celebrating a number. A NUMBER! -_-

24 International Women's Day

This is the most fake holiday, there is no use for this holiday. The Holiday doesn't do anything.. It's a stupid holiday that makes no sense at all...

It's a hypocrite holiday. It is not about females' rights but a good business for flower sellers.

Lovin' all of the whining in this comment section from fragile manbabies! And I am a man myself!

My birthday is on this holiday LOL
But seriously I hate this holiday

25 4th of July

I like the celebration and meaning of this holiday. I am blessed to live in America. However, in my town, every year loads and loads of fatal accidents happen. There was so many people getting run over by cars. There was a motor cycle accident. People getting lit on fire with the flammable objects. So many drunk drivers. Also the traffic is atrocious.

Okay, first of all... I feel blessed to live in America and whatnot. However, sometimes, people can get a bit carried-away with things such as where they light off fireworks at or when they get drunk.

I am canadian and I celebrate canada day two days before america does

Wait this isn't independence day?

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