DCfnaf Rants: Valentine's Day

DCfnaf So it's that time of year again, isn't it? A day of heartbreak, tragedy, stress, and sitting on the couch while you eat ice cream. We are currently at February's most dreaded day...Valentines Day.

HA!!! Didn't expect that, did ya? Yeah, today we are ranting about an ironically disgusting holiday that actually causes real awful things to happen, especially to individuals who are in the age group of 13-19. That day is the day of eternal love...oh wait, it's not actually that at all! "Day where you ask the girl out" my BUTT. More like the "Day where you get rejected and eat ice cream".

This holiday makes no sense. Why is there an entire day dedicated to loving someone else? First of all, most teenagers I know are single and ready to mingle, therefore this day is unrelatable. Second of all, shouldn't couples love each other every day? Maybe buy your special one some chocolates ๐Ÿซ or flowers ๐ŸŒบ on any random day just to show them how much you love them? Why do you need an exact DATE?? This day just makes restaurants packed and makes stores run out of candy and flowers. Not to mention, if you actually WANT to go out to a restaurant and have a fancy dinner, you'll have no choice but to make a reservation and find out where you want to go and what you want to eat. If multiple couples have already been in the restaurant, there's a good chance that the food, drink, dessert, etc. that you or your date wants will probably be sold out. So in reality, this day really exists to disappoint you. No matter what, you'll go through this day saying, "Damn it, this date sucked." Also, the whole candy part is just so candy stores can swim in cash like Eugene Krabs. Why is there a holiday dedicated to giving CANDY to your DATE???? We already eat PLENTY of candy on Halloween, Easter, and Christmas, and those three holidays (Christmas and Halloween in particular) are some of the BEST holidays of ALL TIME!!! In reality, there's no real reason for this stupid holiday to exist. Not to mention, if you're grown up, you have Mother's Day and Father's Day, as well as Christmas/Hanukkah to give each other presents.

I also got the wonderful experience of being broken up with. It's an absolutely horrific feeling and it feels like you were slapped in the face, punched in the chest, glitter got in your eyes, and the mind of a raging sociopath takes over your own. I spent a week eating dulce de leche. So I've had the experience of dating a girl, but the holiday sucked to me even when I dated her simply because I knew that the day was really just a scam made by the candy companies and lots of single individuals would be left out of the "fun".

In short, this holiday sucks and is overrated by the world. NOT by thetoptens, but by the WORLD. There's no reason for it to exist and no teenager would want to sit through this sappy and unrelatable day. Okay, let's just get to the rant equation.

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I don't even celebrate Valentine's Day despite being American I pretend that's it just a boring day same with April Fool's Day and St. Patrick's Day. - visitor

I don't celebrate either, I just suffer. - DCfnaf

I Agree That It Sucks, But At Least it's Just One Time A Year - VideoGamefan5

Thank god. - DCfnaf

Yeah I don't really like V-day. It used to actually be about love, now its just about every store selling tons of chocolate - visitor

Lol, I don't celebrate it because I'm single. - TristGamer

I don't celebrates it. But, my annoying female classmates celebrates it with chocolates.


Meh, I better made a valentine card and post it to AminoApp than celebrates V-day with chocolates. Chocolates kinda overrated (sorry, Chocolovers, don't hate me because I didn't like chocolate) - visitor

Why does Valentine's Day exist? - visitor

To piss off the world. - DCfnaf

It was an evil experiment put together by advanced scientists to annoy singles - TwilightKitsune

Perfect analogy TwilightKitsune - DCfnaf

Ahโ€ฆokay. - visitor

It's a simple and a normal day for me haha - Ananya

Same here - EpicJake

Yep - visitor

I don't like how Valentines Day is about loving your significant other. Like what about Family and Friends? - PeachyBlast

It shouldn't exist at all. It'd be better if you gave gifts and showed love to your family, friends, and special ones on any RANDOM DAY so the gifts are surprising. - DCfnaf

One of the best days of the year. - Puga

Of course YOU think so. ๐Ÿ˜œ - DCfnaf

It is because you can pull tricks on your date. - AlphaQ

No. I do feel there should be a day dedicated to love. It's a part of life wheter you like it or not. That's why I don't have a life! - ProPanda

LOL, you made by day. - DCfnaf

RIP ProPanda - Skullkid755

Oh Valentine's Day. The day that makes the rest of the world feel lonely lol - EpicJake

I'm Neutral Towards This Holiday - JPK

I read the origin about it. Some guy raped tons of women. - ParkerFang

How'd you find out about me? - Skullkid755

Well my middle school doesn't even do it. I am just about 13 and I am lucky. I am weird in real life to prevent this kind of stuff. - 445956

Wow am I the only one who's never single every valentines day? - AlphaQ

I wish I was you. I have been in what I thought was a relationship for almost 5 years and going back every valentine's day was a heartbreak for me from him. Today was no different. Probably the worst. I definitely now hate this day. - MVAS

@MVAS You get fake dates around in every V Day just to let you know. I'm sorry this has happened to you and it really Sucks to have heartbreaks. I've also experience fake girlfriends before and yea it's a really unpleasant thing to go through. - AlphaQ

Valentine's Day is tomorrow and there is this creepy girl sexually harassing me.. Wish me luck if you are reading this - 445956

Jesus, are you being serious about the second part? If so I recommend calling the police or getting a restraining order. - visitor

Your gonna lose your virginity early? Lucky, I'm 16 and haven't lost mine yet. - AlphaQ

The girl didn't sexually assault me, she just sexually harassed me by saying I'm dating a girl I'm not dating, and when I asked her to leave me alone she said "Don't you wanna get your (insert first name of superhero Robin) sucked? " - 445956

Valentine's Day is practically the worst holiday ever to be honest. - visitor

My only Valentines Day problem is choosing a date because I have a hard time choosing which chick to go with and I usually avoid going out with more than 1 girl at a time so yea. - AlphaQ

I hate the thought of romance (no I'm not sexist and I'm not gay, I'm currently asexual) so this holiday is just so I can get those candy hearts which only come out around that time. Other than that, this holiday is boring and I'm thankful that I don't have to bed around other teens because I would NEVER hear the end of it. - Lmrpirate

Why is everyone overreacting about Valentine's day? It's just a day about expressing their love and everyone is acting like a crybaby (not meant to be rude) - darthvadern

I DESPISE this holiday and it's just so damn pointless. - visitor

Restraining orders are pointless - visitor

Screw Valentines day. More like awfultime day. - B1ueNew

I ignore it - iliekpiez