Worst Homestuck Characters

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The Top Ten

1 Vriska Serket

She killed Tavros :..(

1. Killed Tavros, my zodiac troll
2. Self-centered, arrogant
3. Caused literally everything bad in the story BECAUSE she got too cocky
4. Murdered innocent trolls
5. Crippled Tavros
6. Bullied Tavros
7. Annoyingly melodramatic
8. Literally a SERIAL KILLER
9. Makes fun of people who have disabilities
10. HUGE superiority complex

and much much more.

Words cannot describe how much I loathe Vriska.

Ugh, she's such a huge BLUH BLUH!

Vriska was the one who caused all the problems in the first place thinking she could handle Jack Noir and making sure she could create him so they didn't end up in a doomed timeline and let another alpha take place where they actually win the session.

Also she killed Tavros who was just starting to develop as an actual character

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2 Andrew Hussie

Stupid, only cares about the kids, their patron trolls and kills the rest of the characters who are not involved

Come on, Hussie! I know you stepped on a Lego brick but why kill everyone?

He made homestuck

WORST BAD BAD BAD

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3 Jake English

He is dumb boy

Jake is a horrible friend. He basically ignored Jane for weeks and only ever talked to her to talk about himself. He refused to talk to Dirk, which quickly ended their relationship and the fact that he is closest to Roxy dosen't make him a good friend. To make up for him being incredibly mean spirited, they gave him a sob story. GREAT, JUST WHAT I NEEDED, A TRAGIC BACKSTORY. I don't care if his Grandma and Poppop died, and he had to live alone on a deserted island. It doesn't give him a personality, or any sort of depth. It just makes him socially intolerable. He is also incredibly annoying and oblivious to everything. And why did Jane and Roxy have a crush on him in the first place? What did they see in him? Oh and the fandom ruined him with all of the sexy Jake pics. I don't care if he is now 21. By the time most of that B.S. was made he was still at least 16. TLDR: He is self centered, flanderized, oversexualized, serves no purpose to the plot(at least from what I can see), and ...more

4 Gamzee

He killed so many people.. Enough said

5 Bro Strider

he's a poo

6 Cronus Ampora

Absolute worst of the worst.

Nobody likes him

Isn't it confirmed that he's the worst? - KennyRocks42

Cronus touched Mituna in bad places
enough said

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7 Eridan Ampora

Literally Elliot Rodgers

IT'S ERIDAN.
ERIDAN!
HE'S GROSS.
AND A SEA DWELLER.

Essentially troll Elliot Rodgers kills Feferi (although it is kinda justified) and wwalks on out of there
glad Kanaya murked him 10/10

8 Aranea Serket

The only reason I'm voting, is so that aranea can ironically be 8th

Ruined everything. Enough said.

(Spoilers) She killed terezi by making her stab herself like what

Aranea is like Vriska but less entertaining

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9 Dirk Strider

I've always found him a bit dull. He's not a terrible character, I just don't find him very funny or intriguing. - Yoshilord

10 Kankri Vantas

He literally tells a mentally disabled person that his existence is wrong and is a nuisance to their party, and doesn’t even acknowledge the fact that Mituna is like this because he did his best to save their whole entire game, and despite this, Kankri still finds Mituna as some unforgivable miscreant and a “stereotype”. He also is blatantly sexist, as he never interacts with females, and whenever he does, he either outright insults and belittles them, or talks to them condescendingly, and dismisses what they say passive aggressively. He’s really only supportive towards men, and even then he pressures people to be what he deems an ideal person. Right when Cronus admits that he is going to change, Kankri tells him to embrace his attention seeking self because he’s “ready to accept” Cronus and his supposed problems. He embraces Horuss’ fetish to a dangerous point where Horrus turns Rufioh into a horse, and he even tells Rufio that he’s existing wrong too. I don’t ...more

The Contenders

11 Karkat Vantas
12 Latula Pyrope

Basically derailed Terezi's character entirely. Must I say anything else?

13 Arquiusprite

I probably spelled that wrong. I don't know, I just don't find him funny at all. - Yoshilord

He is a bit weird, think about it, 2 characters with opposite personalties combined. - SamuiNeko

He's quite boring

14 Equius Zahhak
15 Sollux Captor

He may have cool powers, but he's just plain rude to me. - CapriVoid

16 Dave Strider

Not a favorite character. Enough said. - KennyRocks42

17 Caliborn

Luckily, he's the villain so him being incredibly annoying is acceptable. - Yoshilord

18 Jack Noir
19 Kanaya Maryam

I like her at the first time she appeared because she's my zodiac troll and looks attractive young woman. But after she found out her friend, Eridan was killed, she started to grow mad and went downhill. Look, Hussie, meaning one of the guys killed one of her friends doesn't mean she has to be mad all of the time. To be honest, I liked her in the beginning and is fond of her, but by now she is a bitchy Mary Sue for reasons.

First thing - She's Andrew Hussie's favourite and zodiac troll.

Second thing - She's known for trolls for being the most attractive girl.

Third thing - She is a mother to every troll and kills and hisses to every evil around.

Fourth thing - She plays an important role in Act 5 and doesn't became a sprite when Eridan kills her like everyone does.

Fifth thing - Hussie can't get her killed.

Sixth thing - She's patron to a Mary sue.

20 Rose Lalonde

Her scenes are boring... - KennyRocks42

21 Jane Crocker

She is a bland character without personality, not funny or interesting, she is the "leader" of the group even though she never do anything at all, other characters apologize for her for things that are actually her fault.

She kind of reminds me of the bad parts of myself.

She is not nice.

Her design is ugly 0_0 - KennyRocks42

22 Terezi Pyrope
23 Kurloz Makara
24 Neophyte Redglare
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24 listings
3 years, 200 days old

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1. Andrew Hussie
2. Vriska Serket
3. Bro Strider
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1. Jake English
2. Aranea Serket
3. Latula Pyrope
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