Worst Homestuck Characters

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The Top Ten

1 Vriska Serket

Fat

She's just HOORIBLE. she thinks she's helping everyone but in the same breath she locks a mentally ill person in a fridge who needs help and support.

She is just horrible

I hate her and I don't need to state why. enough said

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2 Andrew Hussie

Stupid, only cares about the kids, their patron trolls and kills the rest of the characters who are not involved

Come on, Hussie! I know you stepped on a Lego brick but why kill everyone?

He made homestuck

He killed them all

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3 Bro Strider

He's an abuser of Dave, constantly showing that he is in no way a responsible parenting figure. I would even go as far as to say that if someone likes him, they're a toxic person. I'm glad Dirk turned out ok-ish, because other wise Bro would have been so unbearable my eyes would bleed whenever seeing a flash he's in.

he's a poo

4 Gamzee

He killed so many people.. Enough said

5 Jake English

He is dumb boy

Jake is a horrible friend. He basically ignored Jane for weeks and only ever talked to her to talk about himself. He refused to talk to Dirk, which quickly ended their relationship and the fact that he is closest to Roxy dosen't make him a good friend. To make up for him being incredibly mean spirited, they gave him a sob story. GREAT, JUST WHAT I NEEDED, A TRAGIC BACKSTORY. I don't care if his Grandma and Poppop died, and he had to live alone on a deserted island. It doesn't give him a personality, or any sort of depth. It just makes him socially intolerable. He is also incredibly annoying and oblivious to everything. And why did Jane and Roxy have a crush on him in the first place? What did they see in him? Oh and the fandom ruined him with all of the sexy Jake pics. I don't care if he is now 21. By the time most of that B.S. was made he was still at least 16. TLDR: He is self centered, flanderized, oversexualized, serves no purpose to the plot(at least from what I can see), and ...more

6 Dirk Strider

I've always found him a bit dull. He's not a terrible character, I just don't find him very funny or intriguing. - Yoshilord

7 Eridan Ampora

Literally Elliot Rodgers

IT'S ERIDAN.
ERIDAN!
HE'S GROSS.
AND A SEA DWELLER.

Essentially troll Elliot Rodgers kills Feferi (although it is kinda justified) and wwalks on out of there
glad Kanaya murked him 10/10

8 Aranea Serket

I just want her to be the 8th

The only reason I'm voting, is so that aranea can ironically be 8th

Ruined everything. Enough said.

Aranea is like Vriska but less entertaining

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9 Cronus Ampora

If Eridan went through a bad scene phase

Absolute worst of the worst.

Nobody likes him

Isn't it confirmed that he's the worst? - KennyRocks42

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10 Kankri Vantas

He is my least favourite troll, Kankri’s just REALLY unpleasant...and I’m a cancer myself.

He literally tells a mentally disabled person that his existence is wrong and is a nuisance to their party, and doesn’t even acknowledge the fact that Mituna is like this because he did his best to save their whole entire game, and despite this, Kankri still finds Mituna as some unforgivable miscreant and a “stereotype”. He also is blatantly sexist, as he never interacts with females, and whenever he does, he either outright insults and belittles them, or talks to them condescendingly, and dismisses what they say passive aggressively. He’s really only supportive towards men, and even then he pressures people to be what he deems an ideal person. Right when Cronus admits that he is going to change, Kankri tells him to embrace his attention seeking self because he’s “ready to accept” Cronus and his supposed problems. He embraces Horuss’ fetish to a dangerous point where Horrus turns Rufioh into a horse, and he even tells Rufio that he’s existing wrong too. I don’t ...more

The Contenders

11 Karkat Vantas

At first I liked him but then I realised the sad thing about him. he's pretty insensitive about others' situations and he's pretty rude to others when they did nothing wrong so he seems like one of those people who would do that to me. really, he's quite unpleasant to others, and insulted others. Like, he insulted like all of the trolls most of the time that can cut really deep yet others see the insults as a funny joke.

12 Equius Zahhak

Its just... why.

13 Latula Pyrope

Basically derailed Terezi's character entirely. Must I say anything else?

14 Arquiusprite

I probably spelled that wrong. I don't know, I just don't find him funny at all. - Yoshilord

He is a bit weird, think about it, 2 characters with opposite personalties combined. - SamuiNeko

He's quite boring

15 Jotaro Kujo Jotaro Kujo Jotaro Kujo is a fictional character from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga series created by Hirohiko Araki and is the delinquent protagonist of Stardust Crusaders .

Obviously the worst character in homestuck.

Phuckin duck-ass looking head

God I hate him so much

16 Caliborn

Luckily, he's the villain so him being incredibly annoying is acceptable. - Yoshilord

17 Jack Noir
18 Sollux Captor

He may have cool powers, but he's just plain rude to me. - CapriVoid

19 Dave Strider

Not a favorite character. Enough said. - KennyRocks42

20 Kanaya Maryam

Kanaya is the definition of a bland, obnoxious, overhyped character. She is like Rose, except without any of the charm, and much more random and compulsive. Eridan was killed by her AFTER he was trembling and backing away! Even the worst terrorists always have the right to stand down and surrender, even if they are to be executed later. What a pathetic, obnoxious, mary sue wannabe.

I like her at the first time she appeared because she's my zodiac troll and looks attractive young woman. But after she found out her friend, Eridan was killed, she started to grow mad and went downhill. Look, Hussie, meaning one of the guys killed one of her friends doesn't mean she has to be mad all of the time. To be honest, I liked her in the beginning and is fond of her, but by now she is a bitchy Mary Sue for reasons.

First thing - She's Andrew Hussie's favourite and zodiac troll.

Second thing - She's known for trolls for being the most attractive girl.

Third thing - She is a mother to every troll and kills and hisses to every evil around.

Fourth thing - She plays an important role in Act 5 and doesn't became a sprite when Eridan kills her like everyone does.

Fifth thing - Hussie can't get her killed.

Sixth thing - She's patron to a Mary sue.

21 Neophyte Redglare

“cool

22 Lanque Bombyx

His Friendsim route, at least, is very toxic. He's a bad representation of the transgender community, what with one of his routes being entirely based on him sleeping with MSPA Reader. I can only hope that in Hiveswap, his character will be better.

I expected better of his route why the hell did he have to pail MSPA reader :/ then after that he was like 'you didn't do good enough in bed get outta my hive"

like seriously I don't like him :(

23 Rose Lalonde

Her scenes are boring... - KennyRocks42

24 Jane Crocker

She is a bland character without personality, not funny or interesting, she is the "leader" of the group even though she never do anything at all, other characters apologize for her for things that are actually her fault.

She kind of reminds me of the bad parts of myself.

She is not nice.

Her design is ugly 0_0 - KennyRocks42

25 Terezi Pyrope

That’s me in the flesh. I hate myself, so I guess I’ll die
-satan

26 Kurloz Makara
27 Porrim Maryam

€In my opinion I feel like she is an
amazing troll and very fashionable

“Talk about being a very pretty and suductive

“She’s my zodiac sign

“I like to think of her as a troll that is a hard worker but looks amazing doing it

“She takes the loving mother but will beat you to a bloody pulp in a instant if you don’t do your homework Trait

“HAIR!

28 Dolorosa Maryam

€�Wonderful Mother

29 Zebruh Codakk
30 Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

Idiot slaver molester

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