Worst Insults EverPikachulover1 These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it.
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This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense! - Pikachulover1
I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.
That is the most COMMON comeback EVER! In fact it's so stupid I hear 3 year olds saying it. The best way to deal with meanies is just smile and act nice. Don't use comebacks because half the ones that come out of everyone's mouth is STUPID! (And makes you sound like an idiot) So let's try to avoid that.
I don't get it. What does this mean? - SolacressV 37 Comments
It's like you stole a crayon from a 2 year old with anger issues and they're like YOUR DUMB! - OneWayStreet
This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say
Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )
Your Mother... - AlphaQV 6 Comments
Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems. - Pikachulover1
It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!
Then the person is insulting themselves
So As Yiurs - AlphaQV 8 Comments
Who frigging cares? - Pikachulover1
That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.
I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil
Who cares? No one! Everyone has the same pencil! - Datguyisweird666V 22 Comments
I am a nerd and its not offensive - idontknow
Calling someone a nerd is actually complimenting them, because the guy calling him a nerd is calling himself stupid and the other guy smart.
Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.
I'm a nerd, and actually prefer being one over being a jock! - BurritoSeal
Wow... And I can find the keyboard!
I was gonna say that
I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)
Everyone can. - Datguyisweird666V 9 Comments
That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.
I can hate school if a want to
It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves. - Pikachulover1
say wha-?V 6 Comments
All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.
This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT
This is so easy to make a comeback. - Pikachulover1
I laughed so hard I pissed myselfV 4 Comments
That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face
This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?
Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback
That is the stupidest comeback ever.V 13 Comments
This is what my little sister says
Only little kids(Kids under the age of 10) say this. - DarkBoi-X
What? Weasel? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
It's just plain stupid.
That's stupid even a little boy is better than you
*you'reV 1 Comment
He is the one that smells
This is just great.
A guy who speaks pigeon will say ( dis guy they mell)... Thi is great
I need a better 1 to crush u because I'm being bullied in skul and it's so bad please help meV 1 Comment
It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.
Makeup makes you uglier. - Oliveleaf
This is a good one used it many times
GRAB A BRUSH
AND PUT ON A l
But you just looked at me!
That's Fine... - AlphaQ
That's offensive to zoos
Better version: I would say you smell like a zoo, but that would be offensive to zoos.
Now that, hurtful#in your face
You smell like a poo
Wii you and game boy are both good.
Haha, very funny. At least I can keep with the times unlike you.
Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid - Berger
Gameboy's better than a Wii U anyways.V 6 Comments
I already heard that one
This is actually a pretty good insult... - JakePlaid
Made me laugh for some moment
I feel ya buddy!
Laugh out loud dis 1 is so damn funny... M gonna try that on sum peeps
"Worked hard? " He doesn't even write his own songs. Did you even read the guy above's comment?
Not funny! - AlphaQ
Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.
That's rude JB worked hard for his music only to be made fun of and forced to do these things. Everyone was hating on JB after as long as you love me do to the "sexual content" JB had enough and gave up and that's why everyone hates him. Put your self in his shoes before you make something like this again
At what? definitely not at comebacks
no I is - AlphaQ
That's not an insult that's just plain rude
If anyone says that then theirs should die of embarrassment
In revenge, I'll roast him so hard that he'll be the one burning.
Rude. - AlphaQV 2 Comments
You were probably born with robo parts.
5 year old saying
I can tell these were your first three words
Not 5 year old-a 3 year old.
cringe - OrganV 1 Comment
That's kinda stupid and kinda funny
I know what's better, "You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for Eric Cartman! " - TheYoshiPyro64
This is so funny I'm going to use this on my cousin j
Respond: you are so stupid you said "a eliphant"
Good oneV 1 Comment
Haha I hear this being said too much!
Me: You are really stupid!
Derpyperson: Not as much as your face!
What that makes no sense
Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, BAILEY RICKER! - Pikachulover1
When people say this, you can tell They didn't take the time to think up a good insult.
It's like they don't even bother to come up with something good. - TwilightKitsune
The response to this will be you suck at insulting people
You swallowV 5 Comments
Son, that's disgusting.
This sounds like someone with an IQ of about 40 would say.
Here's a comeback:
Shut up, your face is more disgusting than the dumpster at the back of Goodwill.
The most overused insult that idiots fling at people without even knowing that "gay" is a sexual orientation, not an insult.
So want If people are gay or a lesbian it doesn't matter they are people and should not have to be referred to in that way if they want to fine but seriously it is fine you like the same gender
Does it seriously matter? It's not any of your business, and it's annoying.
Lol Gay Is RacistV 3 Comments
Weird because girls can be very athletic... If sports are what the insult is for at least...
This ain't an insult. If you play a little better I'm sure you'll run like a girl too.
Idiots would use thisV 2 Comments
Experimenting how badly a baboon can beat someone up!
Yeah just like the other ones, only five year olds say this
Why is this high on best insults? - TeamRocket747
The worst insult, you should put this on #1, when people say that as a comeback, Beck should be disappointed of him - LegitRising
That's probably THE worst thing you can ever say. Its not even a insult!
This is just something you say to make you look smart. Who says gluteus maximus anyway?
Who says gluteus maximus? - Skullkid755
Funny definition:Gluteus Maximus is the strongest (or was it biggest? ) muscle in you body,on your buttock. - mathguy37
This is better: Yo mama so fat, when she rode an elephant, she crushed it.
Here's a much better one:
"Yo momma so fat she wears two different wrist watches cause she in two different time zones! "
"Yo momma so fat, when she sat down in Walmart, she lowered the prices."
"Yo momma so stupid, she put two quarters in her eyes and thought she was listening to Fify Cent! "
"You mommy so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon! "
Just some ideas.
That's what 5 year olds say
Yeah I smell nice inih
You're so ugly you mom mistake you for Justin beiber
Wasn't this on "The Amazing World of Gumball"?
Good to use on fat people
(yawn) ih your still a loser
You are so stupid that if you you were 100% smarter a chair will be smarter dan you
This is a bad insult, and it's also sort of mean - TwilightKitsune
Ooooh, now that iS... WoW, yoh
That's used when you were a little kid
For 5 Year Olds - blst0033
That's what I hear from the 5 years old that are insulting me, I laugh so hard because of his ridiculous insults that are saying to me like: gay, faggot, homo detected. This is just, stupid..
Just a name-call but it baffles people and when they look-up the words in the dictionary they get annoyed - GA
Ooh you got dissed
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Top Remixes (7)
3. Did the short bus drop you off?
2. You don't like school. Ha Ha!
3. (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
2. You're dumb!
3. You're a nerd.
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