Worst Insults Ever

These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it.

The Top Ten

1 I know you are but what am I?

Oh yes I probably used that several times as a kid I agree it's lame.

This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense!

I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.

That is the most COMMON comeback EVER! In fact it's so stupid I hear 3 year olds saying it. The best way to deal with meanies is just smile and act nice. Don't use comebacks because half the ones that come out of everyone's mouth is STUPID! (And makes you sound like an idiot) So let's try to avoid that.

2 You're dumb!

It's like you stole a crayon from a 2 year old with anger issues and they're like YOUR DUMB!

This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say

Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )

I know I am dumb

3 I don't like your pencil.

Who frigging cares?

That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.

I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil

Does this even classify as an insult? Only somebody in a psychiatric hospital would be offended by this.

4 (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!

Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems.

It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!

Then the person is insulting themselves

It's not called being a hypocrite it's called being brainless

5 You're a nerd.

I am a nerd and its not offensive

Calling someone a nerd is actually complimenting them, because the guy calling him a nerd is calling himself stupid and the other guy smart.

Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.

This one is dedicated to a guy

6 You don't like school. Ha Ha!

Why is that a bad thing? Most of the population in school doesn't like it. I'm yet to discover someone who does.

That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.

I can hate school if a want to

It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves.

7 I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!

Wow... And I can find the keyboard!

I was gonna say that

I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)

I'm wondering around in space and I need a drink...

8 A hobo calls you poor.

All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.

This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT

This is so easy to make a comeback.

I laughed so hard I pissed myself

9 Your dad told me you should have been a wank
10 After they saw your face, they signed Quasimodo as a model

The Newcomers

? Stinkface

The Contenders

11 You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus

The only people who say gluteus maximus are people who want to sound smart. It doesn't work.

This is just something you say to make you look smart. Who says gluteus maximus anyway?

Who says gluteus maximus?

Funny definition:Gluteus Maximus is the strongest (or was it biggest? ) muscle in you body,on your buttock.

12 Yo momma!

You can't just say "Yo momma!". It has to be followed by something else.

That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face

This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?

I hate these jokes because I love my Mam! We should all appreciate our mothers and what they do for us! We would not exist if it weren't for them! In conclusion, mothers are awesome and should not be used like this.

This is from a 12 year old by the way.

13 Buttface

This is what my little sister says

Only little kids(Kids under the age of 10) say this.

14 Loser

The worst insult, you should put this on #1, when people say that as a comeback, Beck should be disappointed of him

This essentially is admitting defeat when said.

15 You play like a girl

My sister is actually very athletic. In my household, it's probably a compliment.

This ain't an insult. If you play a little better I'm sure you'll run like a girl too.

Weird because girls can be very athletic... If sports are what the insult is for at least...

That's sexist

16 You're Gay

Can be funny, unless you say this to actual gay people. In that case it’s offensive to gay people

The most overused insult that idiots fling at people without even knowing that "gay" is a sexual orientation, not an insult.

So want If people are gay or a lesbian it doesn't matter they are people and should not have to be referred to in that way if they want to fine but seriously it is fine you like the same gender

Its annoying how people use a sexual orientation and a word which means happy as a stupid insult to mean lame.

17 Remembering you is like throwing up

Then I hope you don't remember me. You must inflict a lot of extra labor on your family by remembering me.

18 Did the short bus drop you off?
19 Well at least I'm better than you.

At what? definitely not at comebacks

no I is

20 Your a self-obsessed weasel!


It's just plain stupid.

That's stupid even a little boy is better than you


21 You're so ugly you have to wear makeup

Girls can look good with and without makeup. There is a thing called natural beauty which many girls have. Makeup doesn’t always help, sometimes a natural appearance looks better and no, I have nothing against girls who wear occasionally makeup

It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.

Makeup makes you uglier.

This is a good one used it many times

22 You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber

"Worked hard? " He doesn't even write his own songs. Did you even read the guy above's comment?

That is really bad math. 1/10 of 1% means I'm 0.10 times as bad as Bieber.

Not funny!

Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

23 I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You

But you just looked at me!

That's Fine...


24 You suck

When people say this, you can tell They didn't take the time to think up a good insult.

It's like they don't even bother to come up with something good.

The response to this will be you suck at insulting people

Or than you swallow

25 Poop thinks you stink

He is the one that smells

This is just great.

A guy who speaks pigeon will say ( dis guy they mell)... Thi is great

I need a better 1 to crush u because I'm being bullied in skul and it's so bad please help me

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