Worst Insults Ever

These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it.

The Top Ten

1 I know you are but what am I?

This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense! - Pikachulover1

I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.

That is the most COMMON comeback EVER! In fact it's so stupid I hear 3 year olds saying it. The best way to deal with meanies is just smile and act nice. Don't use comebacks because half the ones that come out of everyone's mouth is STUPID! (And makes you sound like an idiot) So let's try to avoid that.

I don't get it. What does this mean? - Solacress

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2 You're dumb!

It's like you stole a crayon from a 2 year old with anger issues and they're like YOUR DUMB! - OneWayStreet

This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say

Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )

Your Mother... - AlphaQ

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3 (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!

Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems. - Pikachulover1

It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!

Then the person is insulting themselves

So As Yiurs - AlphaQ

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4 I don't like your pencil.

Who frigging cares? - Pikachulover1

That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.

I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil

Who cares? No one! Everyone has the same pencil! - Datguyisweird666

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5 You're a nerd.

I am a nerd and its not offensive - idontknow

Calling someone a nerd is actually complimenting them, because the guy calling him a nerd is calling himself stupid and the other guy smart.

Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.

Who cares?
I'm a nerd, and actually prefer being one over being a jock! - BurritoSeal

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6 I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!

Wow... And I can find the keyboard!

I was gonna say that

I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)

Everyone can. - Datguyisweird666

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7 You don't like school. Ha Ha!

That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.

I can hate school if a want to

It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves. - Pikachulover1

say wha-?

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8 A hobo calls you poor.

All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.

This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT

This is so easy to make a comeback. - Pikachulover1

I laughed so hard I pissed myself

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9 Yo momma!

That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face

This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?

Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback

That is the stupidest comeback ever.

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10 After they saw your face, they signed Quasimodo as a model

The Contenders

11 Buttface

This is what my little sister says

Only little kids(Kids under the age of 10) say this. - DarkBoi-X

12 Your a self-obsessed weasel!


It's just plain stupid.

That's stupid even a little boy is better than you


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13 Poop thinks you stink

He is the one that smells

This is just great.

A guy who speaks pigeon will say ( dis guy they mell)... Thi is great

I need a better 1 to crush u because I'm being bullied in skul and it's so bad please help me

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14 You're so ugly you have to wear makeup

It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.

Makeup makes you uglier. - Oliveleaf

This is a good one used it many times


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15 Did the short bus drop you off?
16 I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You

But you just looked at me!

That's Fine... - AlphaQ


17 Remembering you is like throwing up
18 You smell like a zoo

That's offensive to zoos

Better version: I would say you smell like a zoo, but that would be offensive to zoos.

Now that, hurtful#in your face

You smell like a poo

19 I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!

Wii you and game boy are both good.

Haha, very funny. At least I can keep with the times unlike you.

Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid - Berger

Gameboy's better than a Wii U anyways.

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20 Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo

I already heard that one


21 You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you

This is actually a pretty good insult... - JakePlaid

Made me laugh for some moment

I feel ya buddy!

Laugh out loud dis 1 is so damn funny... M gonna try that on sum peeps

22 You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber

"Worked hard? " He doesn't even write his own songs. Did you even read the guy above's comment?

Not funny! - AlphaQ

Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

That's rude JB worked hard for his music only to be made fun of and forced to do these things. Everyone was hating on JB after as long as you love me do to the "sexual content" JB had enough and gave up and that's why everyone hates him. Put your self in his shoes before you make something like this again

23 Well at least I'm better than you.

At what? definitely not at comebacks

no I is - AlphaQ

24 You and your family should die in a fire

That's not an insult that's just plain rude

If anyone says that then theirs should die of embarrassment

In revenge, I'll roast him so hard that he'll be the one burning.

Rude. - AlphaQ

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25 You look like you were born in a car accident.

You were probably born with robo parts.

26 You are poop!

5 year old saying

I can tell these were your first three words

Not 5 year old-a 3 year old.

cringe - Organ

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27 If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards

That's kinda stupid and kinda funny

28 You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant

I know what's better, "You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for Eric Cartman! " - TheYoshiPyro64

This is so funny I'm going to use this on my cousin j

Respond: you are so stupid you said "a eliphant"

Good one

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29 Not as much as your face!

Haha I hear this being said too much!

Me: You are really stupid!
Derpyperson: Not as much as your face!

What that makes no sense

Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, BAILEY RICKER! - Pikachulover1

30 You suck

When people say this, you can tell They didn't take the time to think up a good insult.

It's like they don't even bother to come up with something good. - TwilightKitsune

The response to this will be you suck at insulting people

You swallow

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31 You eat poo

Son, that's disgusting.

This sounds like someone with an IQ of about 40 would say.

Here's a comeback:
Shut up, your face is more disgusting than the dumpster at the back of Goodwill.

32 You're Gay

The most overused insult that idiots fling at people without even knowing that "gay" is a sexual orientation, not an insult.

So want If people are gay or a lesbian it doesn't matter they are people and should not have to be referred to in that way if they want to fine but seriously it is fine you like the same gender

Does it seriously matter? It's not any of your business, and it's annoying.

Lol Gay Is Racist

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33 You play like a girl

Weird because girls can be very athletic... If sports are what the insult is for at least...

This ain't an insult. If you play a little better I'm sure you'll run like a girl too.

That's sexist

Idiots would use this

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34 Experimental Baboon

Experimenting how badly a baboon can beat someone up!

35 You're a diseased plague to the human race.

Yeah just like the other ones, only five year olds say this

36 Dumb*ss

Why is this high on best insults? - TeamRocket747

37 Loser

The worst insult, you should put this on #1, when people say that as a comeback, Beck should be disappointed of him - LegitRising

38 you're an idiot

That's probably THE worst thing you can ever say. Its not even a insult!

39 You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus

This is just something you say to make you look smart. Who says gluteus maximus anyway?

Who says gluteus maximus? - Skullkid755

Funny definition:Gluteus Maximus is the strongest (or was it biggest? ) muscle in you body,on your buttock. - mathguy37

40 Your dad told me you should have been a wank
41 Your momma's so fat... it affects her self esteem

This is better: Yo mama so fat, when she rode an elephant, she crushed it.

Here's a much better one:
"Yo momma so fat she wears two different wrist watches cause she in two different time zones! "
"Yo momma so fat, when she sat down in Walmart, she lowered the prices."
"Yo momma so stupid, she put two quarters in her eyes and thought she was listening to Fify Cent! "
"You mommy so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon! "
Just some ideas.

42 What is that smell? Oh it is you

That's what 5 year olds say

Yeah I smell nice inih

43 You're so ugly that your mother mistook you as an octopus

You're so ugly you mom mistake you for Justin beiber

44 Your so chubby the back of your head looks like a pack of hot dogs

Wasn't this on "The Amazing World of Gumball"?

Good to use on fat people

(yawn) ih your still a loser

45 You're a failed abortion.

You are so stupid that if you you were 100% smarter a chair will be smarter dan you

This is a bad insult, and it's also sort of mean - TwilightKitsune

Ooooh, now that iS... WoW, yoh

46 Pee pee pants

That's used when you were a little kid

For 5 Year Olds - blst0033

That's what I hear from the 5 years old that are insulting me, I laugh so hard because of his ridiculous insults that are saying to me like: gay, faggot, homo detected. This is just, stupid..

47 Yo mama so poor it took her 3 years just to give a penny
48 Suppurating fundament

Just a name-call but it baffles people and when they look-up the words in the dictionary they get annoyed - GA

49 Swag pennies have more value than you

Ooh you got dissed

50 You're a worse artist that Anthony B!
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Top Remixes (7)

1. After they saw your face, they signed Quasimodo as a model
2. Buttface
3. Did the short bus drop you off?
1. I know you are but what am I?
2. You don't like school. Ha Ha!
3. (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
1. I know you are but what am I?
2. You're dumb!
3. You're a nerd.

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