Worst Insults EverPikachulover1 These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it.
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This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense! - Pikachulover1
I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.
That is the most COMMON comeback EVER! In fact it's so stupid I hear 3 year olds saying it. The best way to deal with meanies is just smile and act nice. Don't use comebacks because half the ones that come out of everyone's mouth is STUPID! (And makes you sound like an idiot) So let's try to avoid that.
SO DUMB! IT'S LIKE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND I KNOW WHAT I AM STUPID. IT'S LIKE GET OVER THE JOKE IT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WAS!V 30 Comments
It's like you stole a crayon from a 2 year old with anger issues and they're like YOUR DUMB! - OneWayStreet
This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say
Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )
When people say this to you, just stare and walk away. - OliveleafV 5 Comments
Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems. - Pikachulover1
It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!
Then the person is insulting themselves
I am using that tomorrow!V 7 Comments
That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.
I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil
Does this even classify as an insult? Only somebody in a psychiatric hospital would be offended by this.
This is really stupid and weird I mean why would you see this it doesn't even hurt the other person DUH!V 19 Comments
I am a nerd and its not offensive - idontknow
Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.
Calling someone a nerd is actually complimenting them, because the guy calling him a nerd is calling himself stupid and the other guy smart.
I'm proud to be a nerd - FavoriteFightingFrenchmanV 18 Comments
I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)
I'm wondering around in space and I need a drink...
You can't find the space between your ass and your brain, though.
It is not that bad of an insult, depending on how you're saying. - OliveleafV 8 Comments
That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.
I can hate school if a want to
It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves. - Pikachulover1
say wha-?V 6 Comments
All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.
This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT
This is so easy to make a comeback. - Pikachulover1
Um…Who's living in a house, and who's living in a box? That's a pretty easy choice, if you ask me. - BlueTopazIceVanillaV 3 Comments
That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face
This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?
Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback
That is the stupidest comeback ever.V 13 Comments
What? Weasel? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
That's stupid even a little boy is better than youV 2 Comments
I need a better 1 to crush u because I'm being bullied in skul and it's so bad please help meV 4 Comments
It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.
This is a good one used it many timesV 4 Comments
Wii you and game boy are both good.
Haha, very funny. At least I can keep with the times unlike you.
Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid - Berger
I have a gameboy and wii u even when I was born in 2007. - TeamRocket747V 5 Comments
This is actually a pretty good insult... - JakePlaid
Laugh out loud dis 1 is so damn funny... M gonna try that on sum peepsV 2 Comments
Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.
That's rude JB worked hard for his music only to be made fun of and forced to do these things. Everyone was hating on JB after as long as you love me do to the "sexual content" JB had enough and gave up and that's why everyone hates him. Put your self in his shoes before you make something like this again
I can tell these were your first three wordsV 3 Comments
Haha I hear this being said too much!
Me: You are really stupid!
Derpyperson: Not as much as your face!
What that makes no sense
I know what's better, "You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for Eric Cartman! " - TheYoshiPyro64V 4 Comments
That's kinda stupid and kinda funny
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Top Remixes (5)
2. You don't like school. Ha Ha!
3. (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
2. You're dumb!
3. You're a nerd.
2. I know you are but what am I?
3. You're dumb!
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