Worst Insults EverPikachulover1 These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it.
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This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense! - Pikachulover1
I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.
That is the most COMMON comeback EVER! In fact it's so stupid I hear 3 year olds saying it. The best way to deal with meanies is just smile and act nice. Don't use comebacks because half the ones that come out of everyone's mouth is STUPID! (And makes you sound like an idiot) So let's try to avoid that.
It's gives your opponent/enemy a chance to insult u or make a better comebackV 32 Comments
It's like you stole a crayon from a 2 year old with anger issues and they're like YOUR DUMB! - OneWayStreet
This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say
Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )
Your Mother... - AlphaQV 6 Comments
Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems. - Pikachulover1
It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!
Then the person is insulting themselves
So As Yiurs - AlphaQV 8 Comments
Who frigging cares? - Pikachulover1
That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.
I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil
This is really stupid and weird I mean why would you see this it doesn't even hurt the other person DUH!V 19 Comments
I am a nerd and its not offensive - idontknow
Calling someone a nerd is actually complimenting them, because the guy calling him a nerd is calling himself stupid and the other guy smart.
Some people are fully aware they're nerds, and they don't mind or love it.
A NeRd Is A Good Thing what - AlphaQV 19 Comments
Wow... And I can find the keyboard!
I was gonna say that
I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)
It is not that bad of an insult, depending on how you're saying. - OliveleafV 8 Comments
That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.
I can hate school if a want to
It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves. - Pikachulover1
say wha-?V 6 Comments
All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.
This is OFFENSIVE if they change it a BIT
This is so easy to make a comeback. - Pikachulover1
A homo calls you gay.V 3 Comments
That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face
This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?
Just no. My little brother uses it way to much. I'll say, "you look half retarded." And them he"ll say, " your mom! " And then he'll crack up like he made an amazing comeback
That is the stupidest comeback ever.V 13 Comments
This is what my little sister says
He is the one that smells
This is just great.
A guy who speaks pigeon will say ( dis guy they mell)... Thi is great
I need a better 1 to crush u because I'm being bullied in skul and it's so bad please help meV 1 Comment
What? Weasel? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
It's just plain stupid.
That's stupid even a little boy is better than you
It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.
This is a good one used it many times
Makeup makes you uglier. - Oliveleaf
GRAB A BRUSH
AND PUT ON A l
That's Fine... - AlphaQ
That's offensive to zoos
Better version: I would say you smell like a zoo, but that would be offensive to zoos.
Now that, hurtful#in your face
You smell like a poo
Wii you and game boy are both good.
Haha, very funny. At least I can keep with the times unlike you.
Who even put this on here! Wii you is awesome and same with Gameboy but this is stupid - Berger
Gameboy's better than a Wii U anyways.V 6 Comments
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Top Remixes (6)
3. Did the short bus drop you off?
2. You don't like school. Ha Ha!
3. (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!
2. You're dumb!
3. You're a nerd.
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