Worst Insults Ever

These are some stupid things to say in a fight. Consider yourself stupid if you use them. Some of these are okay, but it really depends on whose saying it.
The Top Ten
1 I know you are but what am I?

This is very stupid, and it actually makes you look like you are insulting yourself, which, in most cases in which you use this insult, would not intend to. It is very laughable. - SoongeBill

I have a little cousin who annoys me. Whenever I burn him with an insult, he says this. About ten insults later, I say this because it's the only insult he knows and he replies with "that doesn't make any sense! What a retard.

Dude, all my friends say this. I seriously don't get it! It's stupid! It doesn't make any sense whatsoever!

This is so dumb. You can't just keep saying it even if it doesn't make sense!

2 You're dumb!

This is pretty bad and I have heard about everything there is to say

Yeah no need to say that if everyone else knows! (Duh! )

When people say this to you, just stare and walk away.

But what if its true?

3 I don't like your pencil.

Does this even classify as an insult? Only somebody in a psychiatric hospital would be offended by this.

This is really stupid and weird I mean why would you see this it doesn't even hurt the other person DUH!

I hate yours as much as you hate mine because. We have the same pencil

That is the stupidest thing I ever heard as a insult.

4 (Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!

It is just dumb! My sister said that to me once when I was wearing one of her shirts and she didn't even realise what she had done!

Okay, its either their just playing around or they have some serious mental problems.

It's not called being a hypocrite it's called being brainless

Then the person is insulting themselves

5 You're a nerd.

In the old days 20th century. Nerd/Geek was an insult. Maybe things like T.V. shows Freaks and Geeks made the words a compliment and its not an insult anymore.

Calling someone a nerd is actually complimenting them, because the guy calling him a nerd is calling himself stupid and the other guy smart.

Again, how is this an insult? The word nerd just points out you're more intelligent than normal.

I'm a nerd and I believe calling someone a nerd is the same as calling them smart.

6 You don't like school. Ha Ha!

Why is that a bad thing? Most of the population in school doesn't like it. I'm yet to discover someone who does.

That's just dumb
It's not even a proper insult. It's something a three-year-old would say.

It's the type of things that nerds say to feel good about themselves.

I honestly think it's funny, the only reason to hate school is bullies.

7 I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!

You can find the space-bar, but I can find it using my younger.
Apparently if someone's insults me with this doesn't know how to use the computer and only knows the space-bar

I can even find a bar in space not a space bar that is very hard to find (not)

You can't find the space between your ass and your brain, though.

Wow... And I can find the keyboard!

8 A hobo calls you poor.

All this one needs is a little improvement and it will be a good insult.

This is so easy to make a comeback.

I laughed so hard I pissed myself

That's actually pretty funny!

9 Your dad told me you should have been a wank
10 After they saw your face, they signed Quasimodo as a model
The Contenders
11 You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus

This is just something you say to make you look smart. Who says gluteus maximus anyway?

The only people who say gluteus maximus are people who want to sound smart. It doesn't work.

Funny definition:Gluteus Maximus is the strongest (or was it biggest? ) muscle in you body,on your buttock.

Who says gluteus maximus?

12 Yo momma!

I hate these jokes because I love my Mam! We should all appreciate our mothers and what they do for us! We would not exist if it weren't for them! In conclusion, mothers are awesome and should not be used like this.

This is from a 12 year old by the way.

Me:Why don't you just shut up, after all your so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering! Someone call 911 because you just got burned!
DerpyFriend:Yo mamma!
Me:... Are you joking around or is that your comeback?
Beacause I bet I can eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback that what you just said!
DerpyFriend:Yo mamma!
Me:...
Me:What are you in elementary school? That makes no sence!

That is the most annoying comeback ever. Whoever says this is a retard and it makes no sense. When my brother says that to me he is just making fun of OUR mom which is mean and I just tell him to shut up or shut your face

This one is horrible, as I feel it is extremely annoying. I feel like punching their teeth out when I hear this one. How would your mom be incorporated into this? And "yo momma" is only useful in yo mama jokes, eh?

13 Buttface

This is what my little sister says

Your face looks like your butt

Only little kids(Kids under the age of 10) say this.

14 Loser

This essentially is admitting defeat when said.

The worst insult, you should put this on #1, when people say that as a comeback, Beck should be disappointed of him

15 You play like a girl

Weird because girls can be very athletic... If sports are what the insult is for at least...

My sister is actually very athletic. In my household, it's probably a compliment.

This ain't an insult. If you play a little better I'm sure you'll run like a girl too.

Idiots would use this

16 You're Gay

The most overused insult that idiots fling at people without even knowing that "gay" is a sexual orientation, not an insult.

Its annoying how people use a sexual orientation and a word which means happy as a stupid insult to mean lame.

Well this used to mean happy, then it meant lame and now it means homosexual.

Does it seriously matter? It's not any of your business, and it's annoying.

17 Remembering you is like throwing up

Then I hope you don't remember me. You must inflict a lot of extra labor on your family by remembering me.

18 Did the short bus drop you off?
19 Well at least I'm better than you.

At what? definitely not at comebacks

20 Your a self-obsessed weasel!

That's stupid even a little boy is better than you

It's just plain stupid.

huh?

21 You're so ugly you have to wear makeup

Girls can look good with and without makeup. There is a thing called natural beauty which many girls have. Makeup doesn’t always help, sometimes a natural appearance looks better and no, I have nothing against girls who wear occasionally makeup

It's so stupid, it made me laugh. How is it not in the top ten? It's the best worst joke ever.

This is a good one used it many times

Makeup makes you uglier.

22 You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber

That's rude JB worked hard for his music only to be made fun of and forced to do these things. Everyone was hating on JB after as long as you love me do to the "sexual content" JB had enough and gave up and that's why everyone hates him. Put your self in his shoes before you make something like this again

"Worked hard? " He doesn't even write his own songs. Did you even read the guy above's comment?

Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

That is really bad math. 1/10 of 1% means I'm 0.10 times as bad as Bieber.

23 I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You

But you just looked at me!

24 You suck

When people say this, you can tell They didn't take the time to think up a good insult.

It's like they don't even bother to come up with something good.

Or than you swallow

But you swallow

25 Poop thinks you stink

I need a better 1 to crush u because I'm being bullied in skul and it's so bad please help me

A guy who speaks pigeon will say ( dis guy they mell)... Thi is great

He is the one that smells

This is just great.

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