Worst Insults Ever

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21 You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you

This is actually a pretty good insult... - JakePlaid

Made me laugh for some moment

I feel ya buddy!

Laugh out loud dis 1 is so damn funny... M gonna try that on sum peeps

22 You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber

"Worked hard? " He doesn't even write his own songs. Did you even read the guy above's comment?

Not funny! - AlphaQ

Tenth of 1% goes a long way. JB is a far right nutjob, an abusive boyfriend, a terrible singer, an all around douche. There are hundreds of douchey things he has done.

That's rude JB worked hard for his music only to be made fun of and forced to do these things. Everyone was hating on JB after as long as you love me do to the "sexual content" JB had enough and gave up and that's why everyone hates him. Put your self in his shoes before you make something like this again

23 Well at least I'm better than you.

At what? definitely not at comebacks

no I is - AlphaQ

24 You look like you were born in a car accident.

You were probably born with robo parts.

25 You and your family should die in a fire

That's not an insult that's just plain rude

If anyone says that then theirs should die of embarrassment

I burn him back, but my sink has water.

Rude. - AlphaQ

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26 You are poop!

5 year old saying

I can tell these were your first three words

Not 5 year old-a 3 year old.

cringe - Organ

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27 If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards

That's kinda stupid and kinda funny

28 You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant

I know what's better, "You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for Eric Cartman! " - TheYoshiPyro64

This is so funny I'm going to use this on my cousin j

Respond: you are so stupid you said "a eliphant"

Good one

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29 Not as much as your face!

Haha I hear this being said too much!

Me: You are really stupid!
Derpyperson: Not as much as your face!

What that makes no sense

Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, BAILEY RICKER! - Pikachulover1

30 You eat poo

Here's a comeback:
Shut up, your face is more disgusting than the dumpster at the back of Goodwill.

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31 You're Gay

The most overused insult that idiots fling at people without even knowing that "gay" is a sexual orientation, not an insult.

So want If people are gay or a lesbian it doesn't matter they are people and should not have to be referred to in that way if they want to fine but seriously it is fine you like the same gender

Does it seriously matter? It's not any of your business, and it's annoying.

Lol Gay Is Racist

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32 You suck

When people say this, you can tell They didn't take the time to think up a good insult.

It's like they don't even bother to come up with something good. - TwilightKitsune

The response to this will be you suck at insulting people

But you swallow

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33 Experimental Baboon

Experimenting how badly a baboon can beat someone up!

34 You're a diseased plague to the human race.

Yeah just like the other ones, only five year olds say this

35 you're an idiot

That's probably THE worst thing you can ever say. Its not even a insult!

36 Your dad told me you should have been a wank
37 Dumb*ss
38 You play like a girl

Weird because girls can be very athletic... If sports are what the insult is for at least...

This ain't an insult. If you play a little better I'm sure you'll run like a girl too.

That's sexist

Yeah! like rhonda rousey!

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39 Loser

The worst insult, you should put this on #1, when people say that as a comeback, Beck should be disappointed of him - LegitRising

40 What is that smell? Oh it is you

That's what 5 year olds say

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