Worst Insults Ever


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41 What is that smell? Oh it is you

That's what 5 year olds say

Yeah I smell nice inih

42 You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus

This is just something you say to make you look smart. Who says gluteus maximus anyway?

Who says gluteus maximus? - Skullkid755

43 You're so ugly that your mother mistook you as an octopus

You're so ugly you mom mistake you for Justin beiber

44 Your so chubby the back of your head looks like a pack of hot dogs

Wasn't this on "The Amazing World of Gumball"?

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45 You're a failed abortion.

You are so stupid that if you you were 100% smarter a chair will be smarter dan you

This is a bad insult, and it's also sort of mean - TwilightKitsune

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46 Pee pee pants

That's used when you were a little kid

For 5 Year Olds - blst0033

That's what I hear from the 5 years old that are insulting me, I laugh so hard because of his ridiculous insults that are saying to me like: gay, faggot, homo detected. This is just, stupid..

47 Yo mama so poor it took her 3 years just to give a penny
48 Suppurating fundament

Just a name-call but it baffles people and when they look-up the words in the dictionary they get annoyed - GA

49 Swag pennies have more value than you

Ooh you got dissed

50 You're a worse artist that Anthony B!
51 It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer

Now that was good

52 You useless paperclip

I am killing myself laughing

Heh, this is the best one.

Tf Is A Paperclip? Jk - AlphaQ

53 You revolting insignificant waste of space
54 Maggot

Yes I am a pretty big slipknot fan!

Does this one remind anyone else of the Soldier from TF2?

Change The M To F And Yiy Have A Proper Insult. - AlphaQ

55 You're so ugly, Bob the Builder said he can't fix that

Haha... Bob the builder... Lol.. , that's funny

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56 You're just jealous.

Should I be jealous of mistakes no should I be jealous of you well it's the same thing

57 Up Yours V 1 Comment
58 Did you say something?

This is so annoying, I think of a good insult and my brother just returns this to me... I know he's listening :-P

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59 Scuzz Bucket!
60 Did I ask you?

ITS JUST so ANNOYING! - SomeRandomStickboy

Yes I Did. Feg. - AlphaQ

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