Top 10 Worst Jobs

The Top Ten
1 Babysitter

Yeah, tantrum, that's the harsh reality of babysitting. Oh, and did I forget that you would have to take care of the child you're babysitting for many hours straight?

It's not the worst job ever, but having to control and change nappies of little kids just won't be fun at all.

2 Sewer Cleaner

You probably smelt poisonous sewer gas and died.

That would be very disgusting for christ's sake!

I actually have this stupid/dumb ass job!

At least I found some useful items there.

3 Butler
4 Animal Masturbator

Oh god, don't tell me this is actually a job.

Tell me this is a joke.

Yes it's real, it's to collect the "product" which is then used in other animals which can't "do it"

5 Teacher

It's not the worst job but to be honest, I feel worse for teachers than I do for students because no matter what grade you teach, you will always feel like you're at a babysitting job with most of the class, yet 99% of students think they have it harder all because they have to write papers, with the 1% most likely being people with family members that teach, when teachers have to give them homework they, a lot of the time don't even choose to assign, then they have to make sure everyone handed them in, mark them and sometimes assignments from other classes, only to be paid pretty little.

The experience depends on where the school is and the students. If the neighbourhood has rife crime, then it sucks.

If you're teaching in an inner city school full of gangbangers then the job sucks

6 Plumber
7 Dog Food Taste Tester

I mean there's nothing wrong on eating dog food, right?

What. Is this an actual job or a joke?

I love this! Is this even a job? What?

8 Maid
9 Bookie
10 Garbage Man
The Contenders
11 Prostitute

While prostitutes make a lot of money (legally) in some parts of the world, in other places like Mexico it is truly a terrible job to have.

Seriously, why is this not in the list? Are you kidding me?!

12 Chimney Sweep
13 Dog Whipper

I am being very firm this is not an okay job this is animal abuse/cruelty!

What the hell is this crud?!

This is abuse

14 Surgeon
15 Crime Scene Cleaner
16 Factory Worker
17 Park Manager
18 Stun Gun Tester

You guys are lucky because you only shot once but not me... I got tested all over my body parts! Even my dick!

Virgin food taste tester


The Chad stun gun tester!

19 Dog Walker
20 Soldier

Fighting is absolutely pointless. While you may help your own team, you let down the other team badly. Both teams are equal, ok? 'Ratcatcher' should be on the list.

At least I can have a rifle for free, right?

Gimme that rifle and I'm ready to go!

21 Retail Worker

This job will teach you that people are asses and need to check their entitlement at the front door. To be honest, I think everyone needs to work a retail job, whether it be at a restaurant or a clothing store, before going to college, as dealing with these people is very important in the real world and teaches you to have a strong work ethic.

22 Janitor
23 Clown

This would be especially bad considering how clowns don't make that much money.

People would just scream in your face cause of how terrified they are of you.

24 Porn Star

Anything to do with working under the Scarlet Collar has gotta be bad!

You can get pregnant

25 Volcanologist
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