Top 10 Worst Jokes of All Time

The Top Ten
1 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I'm laughing at this because of how generic it sounds. It sounds like something you would say in a normal conversation.

I'm literally on the floor laughing because of how bad these jokes are!

I am laughing, but at the same time, it's stupid!

2 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
3 How do you get a peanut to laugh? You crack it up.

So basically, you have to torture it to make it laugh?

Phht. Oh wow. The joke is so generic that it makes me kinda snicker a bit.

I'm not cracked up after reading this.

4 What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen, when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even. The last words to this Christmas song complete the joke.

Just a rip-off of the to get to the other side joke. - Unnamed Google User Remade

5 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This isn't even a joke. It's a generic question with a generic answer that are both not even supposed to be humorous. I can change the animal to a weasel and it still wouldn't make a difference.

Reddit user l3mon_aid is saying that the joke is actually about the chicken killing itself. The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to die. Because in crossing the road, it got hit by a car and, in so doing, made it to… the other side.

This is a really good joke. The joke is that there is no joke. That's literally the joke. Stop overthinking it.

6 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
7 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
8 I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
9 What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

This one isn't bad. At least I get the joke.

10 What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live in the ground, except for the eagle.

This joke is amazing. Anti-humor, folks!

The Contenders
11 What's grey and can't climb trees? Parking lots.

I think there are a lot more grey things that can't climb trees than just parking lots.

There are a lot more grey things than that!

12 Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the monkey falls out of the tree? Because it was attached to the cat.
13 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
14 Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

I looked through all of these, and this is the only one that actually made me cringe. Bravo.

15 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

This must be Part 2 to the chicken joke.

16 Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.
17 What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I get it, but it's too cheesy and bad.

18 What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut

Haha, I just got this. So damn stupid.

19 Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

This joke is so stupid that it's not even a joke.

20 What's brown and sticky? A stick

My sister's teacher told this to the class once. She didn't get it. It's such a dumb joke.

21 How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
22 A man drives on the road. He overruns a dog and keeps driving. He overruns a cat and still keeps driving. Then he overruns a Hungarian so decides to back the car up, go forward, back up again, go forward again...

Romanians have lots of hate jokes about Hungarians. This is one of the more gross ones.

23 A priest walked into a bar. Ouch! He said
24 What's grey? A melted penguin
25 Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.
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