Top Ten Worst Jurassic Park/World Human Characters

The Top Ten
1 Amanda Kirby

Jurassic Park has had their fair share of leading ladies and 9 times out of 10 they ranged from great to tolerable.

- Ellie Sattler: God-tier character and the best out of the females.

- Sarah Harding: Yeah, she's good.

- Claire Dearing: She's good too. I can see people getting irritated by her in the first Jurassic World, but she does get better when you watch Fallen Kingdom. I personally like her more in that movie.

But if there is any female character who would fall right into the unlikeable category, it's Amanda.

Let me just give you my main problem with Amanda. Namely, it's that it feels like she's just asking to be killed. She refuses to listen to Alan's advice about NOT yelling around the island for her son Eric, because it will attract the dinosaurs. It's not that she can't HEAR Alan, oh no. She actively decides not to listen to Alan and continues shouting anyway.

This brings up the big reason we dislike her. She never shuts the hell ...more

She was so annoying and all she did was yell and scream throughout the whole movie. She was easily the worst thing about the third movie

In the scene where she is sniffed by the velociraptor I always think that she stinks.

Our team loved it when she yelled and screamed

2 Eli Mills

This guy betrayed Owen and Clare, killed Mr. Lockwood, tried to sell the indoraptor when it wasn't for sale, and the only reason he brought the dinosaurs to the main land was not because he wanted to save them but because he wanted to sell them in an auction. He did not care about anyone's safety he just cared about the money. I hated this guy so much that I was just waiting for the moment when he would meet his end.

Fortunately this jerk finally meets his end. Thanks to Rexy and the Carnotaurus.

3 Billy Brennan

He was the reason why the raptors were chasing the characters in the third film around the island as he thought it would be a good idea to steal their eggs from them

4 Claire Dearing
5 Owen Grady

He was training/taming Nublarraptors, which is the stupidest idea a character from the franchise could come up with.

6 Dieter Stark
7 Lex Murphy

She was pretty annoying but not even close to being as annoying as Amanda Kirby from the third film

8 Tim Murphy

Was this role created for the director's friend's kid or something? Completely useless character

Annoying like most of the other kids in this series.

9 Zach Mitchell

An annoying teen. Who is very bland and does almost nothing but stare at girls

10 Vic Hoskins
The Contenders
11 Benjamin Lockwood
12 Ken Wheatley
13 Peter Ludlow

This guy could never do anything right. He brought the T-rex to the main land which caused a bunch of chaos, desruction, and death.

14 Franklin Webb
15 Dennis Nedry

He tried to steal the dino DNA from the park in the first movie

16 Nick Van Owen

This Liar, Jerk, and all-out Bastard is responsible for almost everything that happened on Isla Sorna. To start off, he reveals he only joined Greenpeace for the women there, what a dumbass and a pervert! Then, he reveals what he’s really here for and decides to release the dinosaurs out of their cages thinking they’ll just go peacefully when they destroy the entire Ingen camp and their equipment! Next, he brings the baby T-rex into their trailer attracting the parents and resulting in their equipment being destroyed and Eddie being killed! I can smphaphize though with the other main characters including Sara who wasn’t a jerk and just wanted to help the dinosaurs but didn’t do it rashly despite being unintentionally responsible for the Rexes following them due to the Rex blood and also Ian who was against Nick bringing the baby into the trailor out of fear it would attract the parents and Eddie who risked himself to save his friends and died in the process doing so and Kelly ...more

17 Alan Grant
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