WonkeyDude98 Analysis: Justin Bieber

WonkeyDude98
Normally, when I dislike an artist, I can't come up with a whole lot of defense for them. There is one exception, and that's the globally hated Justin Bieber, or should I say Dustbin Beaver.

My opinion of the little puke depends on the time frame. Let's start with the start of his career in 2009-10. I hate this kid. He could barely be considered a guy with his pathetic clothing choices (occasionally wearing a pink vest and red belt), swooping hair, and shrieking voice. This guy was a slow grower to say the least. Even though there were much worse songs by much worse artists, Bieber was the worst. He was the one with the least talent and maybe the least charisma. He had no lyrical skill and barely had the ability to hold a note on key.

As the years passed...Bieber became harder for me to hate as an artist (and the more he actually became a guy, since his clothing choices are better and the swoop is gone). His voice became much deeper (deeper than Justin Timberlake's), for one. Was he good? No. Was he bad? Not really. I mean, Sorry made the honorable mentions for my best of 2015 list (though that was probably because of how awful the year was) and Love Yourself has the potential to be there too. Maybe even What Do You Mean. Besides that, his music has become dull and uninteresting. His tune and voice have improved at the cost of being even less of a presence. A prominent example? Beauty and a Beat.

The harder it became to hate his music, the easier it became to hate him as a human being. He's probably the worst non-murderer alive that's under 25. Smokes weed, drunk drives, spits on his fans, and curses at terrible presidents. Wait that last one isn't that...

But, if you know me, I don't align personality and music unless you are Chris Brown. Well actually, there was I'll Show You, but he opened fire on himself for that.

You know how I said Bieber used to be the worst despite there being worse songs than he had? Well...all I'll say is Lolly (A song comparing his d*** to a lollipop) and I'll Show You are the worst songs of his entire catalog.

I don't hate Bieber or anything that has to do with him for the sake of it, I have my reasons. Is he overhated? Maybe a little bit. Is he overrated? Probably. I give him a weak 2 out of 5 and very little recommendation. This is WonkeyDude98 (whom shall no longer be taken seriously), signing out.

Comments

You are right. I hated this guy when he made his debut during 2009. Then, after his house arrest, He decided to become a better guy with better music. - visitor

*worse guy with better music - WonkeyDude98

Wow! I almost like him... :/ - Britgirl

Wow really? - WonkeyDude98

Don't like his music, but I wouln't say he's the worst singer, that category would go to Nicki - Martinglez

Agreed - WonkeyDude98

Honestly his music is way better now, I honestly think Love Yourself could make my best songs of 2016 list - LJJ207

Who knows? He could get even better. - WonkeyDude98

I hate Bieber. - Anonymousxcxc

No one said you couldn't...I don't like him either. - WonkeyDude98

I know um sorry if the comment came out all wrong, my hatred for this guy is very very strong. - Anonymousxcxc

JB's music got better, but he still sounds like he's moaning. I just hate it. - visitor

"Lolly"? Him comparing his d***? Maybe he's trying to imagine having one... - visitor

Why is this not funny? Why am I not laughing? And you forgot to finish the sentence: "Him comparing his d*** to a lollipop? " - WonkeyDude98

It wasn't even intended to be funny. - visitor

Aww come on don't make fun of Justin - Belieber1

Well that guy who compares his d**k to a lollipop probably has a small d**k - AlphaQ

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