Worst Kids Movies
The Top Ten
This film is just ugly this is pretty much garbage pail kids bad I mean the animation sucks it's disgusting it's not fun at all too look at or to watch I just wish this movie never existed and it's a huge commercial I mean for those people who thought Mac and me was a huge commercial it's still is but this this has mr clean I just don't what the filmmakers were thinking when they were making this like we're they are drugs please tell me were they on drugs and I feel deeply sorry for the actors it's just ugh it's a bad ass film that's all I can say about it it's just a bad ass film I don't like thinking about this movie I don't like hearing about it I just can't stand it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen the same with garbage pail kids so my advice on this movie avoid it like the plague this is right next to garbage pail kids.
I mean this has Mr. Clean and that StarKist fish. It's a big commercial and I agree with all the bad reviews on this. I think this was meant to be A horror.
If the original 2003 version wasn't STOLEN, we wouldn't have gotten this abomination. If you haven't seen it, watch Nostalgia Critic and JonTron's reviews of this.
This movie should be number 1. The animators apparently can't make a cat model so they instead made a creepy annoying weaboo girl with cat whiskers and ears who fell in love with some ugly dog? What the heck? This movie has a lot of adult jokes, horrible animation, disgusting colour schemes, terrible voice acting, too many fillers, and was just a horrible movie in general.
I honestly blame Bo Welch, the director of the movie. Believe it or not, a lot of the dirty humor and innuendos we're going to be in the live-action Grinch movie, but at least Ron Howard put his foot down and limited the inappropriate content (even if it is still colder, darker, and creepier than the original book). Plus Dreamworks being on board with The Cat (and not The Grinch) likely didn't help given its reputation. In contrast to popular opinion, I don't think this movie singlehandedly killed Mike Myers' career. Prior to the start of production, Myers actively distrusted Hollywood and the film industry as a whole, so his career was already on the way out (minus the Shrek series). The Cat In The Hat was merely the final nail in the coffin. I voted for this movie so I could post this rant, by the way.
It's just an insult to Doctor Seuss and I just hate! The way they put his name on there I mean don't put Seuss name up there this isn't he's work he has nothing do with this piece of garbage, he's version was creative smart and charming and it's a book kids love and will always and I was born after Seuss death and I grew up with the book I think most adults and teens must have read the book when they were younger, but anyway stick to both the book and cartoon this is just a pile and I totally agree with Doug and his brother on this film.
What bothers me is that there is SO much inappropriate humor! I hate perverted jokes because I am a kid and that’s just messed up! It’s like a 6+ movie why so many inappropriate stuff?!
Actually, I really liked this movie and still do! Before you hate on me, please hear me out. I know that there are a lot of dirty jokes, and I hate dirty jokes, sex, and that crap. However, it had some really funny scenes and that's why I love it!
I HATE Justin Bieber, he's an absolute nut. And why on Earth is Frozen on this list, almost died of heart attack when I saw it on the list. Frozen is the best movie ever made!
No offense, he betrayed Canada. In cineplex, some guy had played cowboys and aliens for the preview, and he got fired. They kids were scared, so much.
Justin Beiber is so stupid. His hair style is just as bad as Donald trump's and he spat on one of his fans (like he has any)
If your kids wants to see a horror movie there's no substitude, this is the movie! After seeing this they will have guaranteed nightmares.
The geniuses at viacom thought this was a good idea. seriously though, how did nobody get in the middle of filming and say, "Stop! Just,stop. this movie's gonna be critically panned, and we should never actually release it." Actually, I think someone did say that, but then someone else said, "But we already paid John Cena to be in this." This movie is annoying, brainless, doesn't make any sense even in context, and worst of all, drove Nickelodeon even further into the ground. And then he got his own T.V. show... There's no hope for humanity, is there?
Fred is just a stupid half-assed movie that needs to be forgotten it's pretty obvious that the films writers and producers barely have any respect for kids intelligence I think they're probably one of those guys who think they don't have to put effort in kids films because you know it's for kids, kids are dumb enough to watch anything, screw those guys who think that and yeah I think kids should avoid this load of ass movie like the plague.
I heard there is an entire trilogy of Fred: The Movie.
There is Fred: The Movie 1,2 and 3.
If you though this was bad enough, watch the other 2 and rant about those also.
Because apparently, we live in a world where a channel that hasn’t been relevant for about a decade needs a movies where the main character complains about his crush not loving him back, because there are totally not hundreds of other movies that are the exact same thing.
What on earth were they thinking when they made this movie? This movie has terrible animation, terrible models, terrible voice acting, corny unrealistic plot and there's like 3 hours in the beginning when the characters do nothing but talk about how good the food at the café are! This movie is nothing but a terrible rip-off of Ratatoullie and only a blind old person wouldn't realise the difference.
Tried watching it... Twice.. Got bored in first 5 minutes both times. Too much filler and the rats sit around and speak in annoying voices saying stuff like "The food is exquisite divine marvellous! " And talking about food.
Um... why would you make a spin off of Ratatouille, that movie isn't that good to start with and to make a pin off it just got worse. This is the worst movie, and if you watch it you will never get those 3 hours back. I say "negative 3 stars." YOU SUCK RATATOING! Sorry if I have offended people, but seriously, It's a bad movie, I am just helping out those people who want to know what movies to watch. Hint: don't watch this one.
I wanna vote this AND the last airbender but in the end, this took less care and budget. I haven't seen it but I've seen a review and that says a lot.
Why did they even make this a movie?! They say it's too show on how kids are on their phones these days, but that doesn't make sense! During the movie it's all about this one emoji who is different (cliche) because he can't make the right face.. And the "user" of the phone only really uses the phone in the movie to text three times...THREE TIMES! The plot was terrible any time they'd dance or say something that I think was supposed to be a joke would make me cringe ( especially the dance at the end XC! God...People are running out of ideas...
The Emoji Movie is bad! Sure the animation is decent, but it is unoriginal, uncreative, and unlikable! Its also just a cash grab! The movie forces us to like Gene, although he almost killed everyone in the phone because of the crap he committed. The daycare I go to even made us watch it a thousand times, although it is really crappy.
Where do I start. So much product placement that it was like going to the Apple store. Second, the entire plot was flat and pointless. It literally could have been over in 5 minutes and ended better. Third, the morals were completely twisted and broken. Need I say more?
The main character is the worst role model.
He runs away from home
Goes into restricted apps
And almost ruins the PHONE JUST BECAUSE HE can't BE MEH FOR LIKE, THREE SECONDS WHILE THEY SEND THEM
the main idea was so boring, and the obvious crush are hated "hero" MEH (Gean) has on Jailbreak, who's apparently a princess?
My ONLY addition is that I feel like the movie "Minions" should be really high
Doody (Barry Pearl) from the film Grease saved the world by killing Barney. We won’t have to worry about Barney destroying the world anymore. Barney is a creepy, evil, dinosaur who’s sensitive to guns and baseball bats. Kids, if you believe that Barney’s kind and caring, you’re wrong, it’s a myth! Barney is evil and tried to kill us all!
Doody, one of the T-Birds from Grease saved the world by killing Barney! The purple dinosaurs have gone extinct! Sorry kids, looks like Barney’s dead! Cry all you want, but, Barney was creepy, annoying, and evil anyway. Kids, you’ll find out about Barney’s cruelty when you’re older.
With kids' characters, we need characters that not only young kids like, but ones that older kids, teens and adults can like. This dinosaur is the complete opposite of what I just said. "I hate you, you hate me, let's take Barney to the guillotine, with a great big tug and when the axe falls, no more purple dinosaur.
I saw this movie years ago as a kid and there was a scene where Barney was changing the baby's diaper and I think the baby peed on him. PEDOSAUR CONFIRMED!
I am a kid, and I really hate this movie. The animation looked terrible, and the characters' movements were blocky and uneven. I like the concept and moral the movie is trying to teach (that we should not build property on the Arctic), but everything else is bad. The jokes were stale and unfunny, and the characters are 2-dimensional and boring. The entire movie is boring, and the main character doesn't have too many likable traits. Also, when the movie started to get a *little* exciting (Norm's grandpa is in trouble), they ruined it by rushing the scene, which we didn't understand well. The resolution isn't very creative either. Norm and his grandpa destroy the ship, they get back to the Arctic, and Norm becomes the king of the Arctic (somehow). They did a good job with the villain, though. He truly was unlikable, which is what you want people to think of a villain. He cared too much about money, that he lied and cheated his way to success, not bothering to think about the ...more
This movie was so cheesy, that me and my friend went to see this a few years ago, that while we were seeing it, I had to constantly whisper in her ear, "This movie is cheesy"
The characters were boring and the ending was just blah and overly happy. And the amount of bad humor in this is overwhelming. The animation is kinda boxy too, and it just had a boring plot. I have never watched it since that day.
This movie is pretty bad, and I'm almost 12 years old. The animation was okay, but the plot was terrible. At least the moral is good. Norm is a nice guy, but also a bit boring. And his lemming sidekicks are pretty annoying. Plus, this movie has WAY too much toilet humor, and I hate that kind of humor. Don't even get me started on the fish tank, plant, and fart scenes. I'll give this a 2/10 like that other person.
I'm 11 years old and I hate it. My friend and I watch it on YouTube and I can tell you it's bad. The animation is okay it's not food fight bad but it's not inside out perfect. The plot is horrible. It's about a twerking polar bear that's it. The moral is about saving the environment, I think. That's a good moral, a lot of people have done it before and nobody has done it well. Skip this one!
I can't stand it when it is an animation and then they make a movie about it with real people! Also this movie is pretty bad, anyway.
M Night Shyamalan used to be so good. Then this happened.
The anime is better.
Yet people have debated it looks like anime than as a normal cartoon.
Make this number 1
I watched this before and I only have 3 words to say after I saw it Worst Movie Ever!
This is garbage! Nobody should like this movie. It's a movie for drugs.
I like it a little bit, but it's nowhere near my favorite movie.
This is amazing compared to A Troll in Central Park.
Worst kids film, worst film of all time, worst Titanic movie, worst movie out of all the animated titanic movies. I just desipe this cartoon titanic movie. I think it's just an huge insult to everyone who died on the titanic and why make animated? Hell why even make another movie? We already have James Cameron's masterpiece so why? Thank god it's underrated cause I don't want kids to be exposed to this kind of stuff. Definitely don't want my kids, and if I ever have any, am not showing them this. I know it's just gonna mess kids up and make them dumber and dumber. And why need a villain the iceberg the villain, you idiots.
This Titanic the animated movie sequel is an insult to all the innocent men, woman and children who died on that faithful night on board the RMS Titanic!
I think we can all agree this is one of the worst things ever.
Why does this octopus has a dog face?
This movie is such a shameful rip-off of other movies like Finding Nemo and Karate kid... But let's take away the fact it's a rip-off and look at the film as a stand alone... IT'S STILL A MISERABLE ABOMINATION.
The movie has animation on par with Foodfight (it's that bad), the story is cliché but also ridiculous and boring, the characters have no likability and are just stereotypes, the humour is even worse than the ice puns in Batman & Robin and there is ACTUALLY A SEQUEL TO THIS MOVIE?! Oh yes there is and it sucks as well. How did this one get a sequel? That's like how The Legend of the Titanic got a sequel, it's just stupid.
I used to love the first one, even though I knew it was an ugly, cheap, insulting knockoff of the Karate Kid and Finding Nemo, but the sequel is HORRID! It's even uglier and way more stupid! The characters are too obnoxious, and the only good character is that criticizing starfish.
This is not just a finding nrmo rip-off, its an abomination. It has a plot that is so boring that it can be mashed into 5 minutes and it won't make a difference.
Is this the one where the orange fish says "he's a selfish shellfish"?
This movie is AWFUL! It did feel like a threatical pilot for a new T.V. show! This movie only made 1.1 million dollars. I watched stoned gremlin productions' review about it and they asked: Brad: out of curiosity, are we the first ones to go see this movie? It's Sunday. Ticket lady: no. In the past five days we have sold five tickets. Brad: the movie's opening day friday NO one came to go see it. Trolls are WAY better. Trolls make more sense. More like the oogiehates in the little balloon adventure. Whoever thought of a pillow having a birthday? SO DUMB! -trollsfan536
Me: Um... Okay so this is a kids movie? I'll deal with it!
Movie: Sit up!
Movie: DANCE MY CHILDREN!
*Kids started twerking, jacking off, and dabbing like a idiot, and doing sexual acts*
Me: What the heck...
Movie: His pants is down!
Don't watch it.( Unless you feel like it.)
This film is AWFUL! This almost felt like a theatrical pilot for a T.V. show. I'm just so happy that it bombed in theaters. I'm also feeling very happy that I never got to see it.
The characters literally just look like ugly McDonalds character rejects. In fact, they almost look like rip-offs.
More scary than bad. During the "can't take my eyes" song (? ) Jamie Kennedy ruined 5 different music styles and most of the time his face is just so close to the camera.
"Is he kissing the camera? "- my little sister
"it's like an alien horse trying to French me! "- nostalgia critic.
This movie is stupid
Is the worst. Son't watch it unless you hate having a peaceful sleep.
Another movie trying to appeal to both adults & little kids. For kids, but in the end it's probably inappropriate for children. It's also got the worst musical number ever to disgrace a film, & it just goes on forever.
The Mask was good, but I think it might actually be a law that all sequels (except the best movie ever, Gremlins 2) have to be way WORSE than their original. Just like remakes.
Cartoon Network was insane enough to actually air this on T.V despite how awful it was...
I think this movies a huge waste of time with pointless scenes disgusting images bad acting and it's poorly written it's poorly acted, everything about is crap just totally crap who the hell on this earth! Will think this will be a good movies for kids hell even a good movie my advice never show this to your kid or never show to yourself because you be sacred for life!
Potentially the worst kids movie ever. I haven't seen the whole movie, but from what I've seen, it's a mess, trying to use gross humor, but it just ends up being disgusting, with terrible acting, special effects, and morals that make no sense. Just read the Rotten Tomatoes reviews and you'll see what I mean.
Those kids look so ugly. They look like oversized dolls that walk around and talk. Are the creators of this movie trying to give people nightmares or what?!
This movie looks like mr meaty, the cabbage patch kids dolls and Sanjay and Craig dropped into a blender.
This movie should be called 'The Annoying Cliche Movie'. Nerdy girl dates popular guy, hmm where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, every book, movie, poem or song EVER! Why has such a terrible movie been watched by everyone on planet Earth? The plot message is simple: don't be different! Fit into the stereotypes people have designed for you! Fall in love with someone just because you sang karaoke, and convince yourself you can be in a play, despite having no previous experience or even interest, also because of karaoke! Oh and let's not forget this:
This song will stay forever,
Word by word,
And you'll see that,
The tenth time's even better,
Have this earworm stuck,
In your head,
Until we're all dead!
This movie is basically the movie form of the junk on the Disney Channel. Teen drama, with unrealistic settings and absurd themes, and also ugh... Singing. Although I love singing, this film puts singing into everyday life as a way of making the characters tell their personal struggles. While this is a great way to vent, it's normally done alone when things are at there worse. Sharpay is just the rich, spoiled blonde. And the kids in the school are just so cruel. In the "Stick to what you know" song, it's telling it's preteen demographic that you should be what everyone thinks you should.
In short, keep your children and yourself away from this drama mushpile. Do not watch.
I watched this movie when I was ten years old and well honestly I loved it back then but after I graduated 5th grade I outgrew it but I loved the third one as a teenager but I grew out of the other two after I graduated from 5th grade.
This film,it is just... FLIED WITH CLICHES! Fun fact,I was watching all of the movies (and by watching I mean starting at the screen like "wut".),while I was in a kiddie tent, while these commercials for a mind game for the ds were playing back- to back during the breaks. I remembered this even though I was pretty young at the time. weird memory, huh.
I think this is one of those films so stupid that you just can't help enjoy I don't know about other people but for me personally I this is one of those movies you can't just but like it and it's pretty obivious it's rip off a classic film everyone knows and a huge! Commercial for McDonald's and coke I also think the alien creature in this film looks like the love child of yoda and goullm, also I thought there was a few charming scenes in the film am glad I saw it am glad it exists and it deserves to be check out and you should just rent the movie and see if you well like it or not, I know a lot of people despise it I can kind of see why there is a lot of stuff wrong in the film I mean it does have problems but I don't think I will never go as far to say it's the worst film of all time but it is the worst kids and sc-fi film through so am not defending it. P.S it's a masterpiece compared to garbage pail kids.
You know what I take it back I'm not glad it exist but I'm still glad I watched it because that means I be able to show it to a lot of people hadn't seen the movie and people who are a big fan ET and still hadn't seen the film I mean this movies like troll 2 or the room it's so bad so bizarre so fascinating that it's kind of enjoyable and Mac and me I think is a movie that's a prime example of that well in my opinion and people neither think this movies cringe worthy bad or laugh out loud bad or fantastically bad I think it's both laugh out loud bad and fantastically bad I mean you just wonder what kind of studio would greenlit this kind of movie and the studio that did was MGM along with the independent film company Orion which even got bankrupt because of this movie and I'm just gonna say this now MGM has made a lot of bad movies in the past and a lot of good movies in the past the good movies are rocky, the wizard of oz, a Christmas story, the James Bond movies, secret of Nimh and ...more
Mcdonalds has poor quality, and this proves it. Mcdonalds toys show them to be active, and the happy meal box will say things like ''KIDS ITS FUN TO PLAY OUTDOORS! '' well then if its fun to be healthy, why don't you give kids healthy foods?
They had mcdonald's products in this since they tried to raise money for the charity. Also I like it, it's got a sense of innocence and it's funny.
I despie baby geniuses one and two I think they're pointless stupid, offensive, boring, and just bad these movies are just a pine in the ass and I know there was a lot of good actors in both the first and second film like christhoper Lyod, whoopih Goldberg and all those other actors something tells me the reason they were even in this god Damn picture was because the writers or the producers probulay wrote them a pay check and yeah these are definitely one of the worst movies I ever seen in my life I think will rank the second as number 5 on that list and the first 6 oh yeah I think the sequel worse it's dumber way more pointless way more painful to watch and twist in the end is just down right stupid. And one of the things I hate about it is on the poster when it says it's a live action rugrats no it's not because that show actually makes it a little smart with the whole talking baby thing and the kids use their imaginations rather than them being spies in real life and yeah I agree ...more
God it's probably worse than the first even though the first one sucked mighty Popsicle.
If you enjoy cheesy films & you're high, this movie is not completely irredeemable.
The babies needed more fighting action than just doing nothing much.
This movie isn't that bad. Yes, it does have some bad acting in it but overall, I'd say it's a 4 star movie.
The plots bad and the animation is garbage and overall no time taken to make this movie
It was made up by a little kid, but really its just Taylor Launters first movie and he looked adorable.
The insides of an ogres nostrils would look a lot better than this movie
Why the hell does everyone love this flapping film there's nothing about it to enjoy it has a stupid plot esspcially with the rinho, I mean the rinho the reason why the kids parents are dead what what we're you smoking Ronald Dahl and I know we're able to do better than this I mean you wrote books like Charlie and the chocolate factory, the bfg, Matilda, the witches and they all got turned into very good films well at least some of them but I know we're a very good author and you really knew how to entertain kids even if books got a bit dark but still was enjoyable and sometimes a little funny and if you were alive today you be 100 so yeah RIP Ronald Dahl, and yeah this one of those films I hate but everyone else loves and everyone loves the Matilda movie I kinda of like it to but I know Doug walker hates it. Speaking of Doug walker he did review on this for the NC check it out it's pretty funny.
This movie has horrible animation, ugly characters, disgusting colour schemes, and was super unrealistic from the start. There was a cloud that looked EXACTLY like a train? As if. I can't believe Roald Dahl decided to make a book on this.
I actually don't know why this movie got #1 It isn't that bad, but yes it should be in the top 10 because it is definitely not good. I mean the animation part is AWFUL and the acting at a few parts, correction, lots of parts, is HORRIBLE!
I can't believe Roald Dahl made THIS after he wrote amazing kids stories, this has terrible animation and ugly characters. Also very, very unrealistic. Problem Solved.
Ronald Dahl never made the movie moron. He made the book. Get your facts straight
Kazaam is one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen I mean the plot's terrible the acting is bad and overall just very weird stupid movie and shaq as the main character in film who spoilers is a genie and hasn't had friend in 50000 years and befriends this little boy named max and I'm not the only who has pointed this out but the way kazaam follows that boy around and gives him treats and stares at him with a creepy smile pretty disturbing and that scene where the boy wakes up and finds out that shaqs hand on his face just ugh and I can't necessarily say this is the worst film or one of the worst films of all time it's not even the worst kids movie but its close and what other genre this movie is I will have it's one of the worst from those films and if any kid today was to watch this film they won't enjoy it but for you 90s kids you probably love the hell out of this or you will probably just rewatch it again and say this is crap and what really pisses me off when people say this ...more
Just watch the hilarious nostalgia critic review and you will understand.
Why is it even a kids film what kind of kid will be entertained by this.
This one of the dumbest movies ever put on the silver screen.
I agree and foodfight! should be number 1 and this should be number 2 because this spoiled whiny brat named caillou (pebble in french) does not deserve anything for xmas because he disrespects his parents and his parents give him no punishments because they are his servants and he is a evil ripoff of charlie brown and charlie brown is nicer and he cares for everyone while caillou is selfish,greedy and only cares for himself and that show ended a very very very long time ago and they still give that annoying cartoon on pbs kids and sprout (but sprout is a dead channel though)and I am sure that a lot of poor parents have headaches from this abomination and now they have a reboot oh great and one last thing,i give this movie a 1/10
Why would they even make a movie like this, Caillou is a big fat stupid idiot and a whiner.
Isn't he just a ripoff of Charlie Brown.
He has no hair, he wears the same yellow shirt and they are the same height.
Caillou is stupid anyway
This movie is terrible. The plot lasts for five minutes and the characteres sing every five minutes and its just about boyfriends and girlfriends kissing and dancing. Plus, the girls share a room where they talk about boys all of the time and be emotional (sexist, by the way).
I thought the soundtrack was great when it came out several years ago (I was about 10) but the plot went absolutely nowhere. 3 years later I can hardly stand any of the songs
Why are they so optimistic? The world is not this way! Teens are not like this!
This movie is awful. The worst part is that everyone likes it.
I have a large metal bowl filled with Lego blocks and characters sitting at the top of my shelf. After viewing this movie, I turn my eyes upon it and clambered atop my shelf, took the bowl and its contents down, and tossed them into my imaginary firepit. This movie made it so that I cannot play with Legos without remembering this movie. Its incredibly disruptive. This movie wasn't too great, but maybe that's because its just not my genre. Either way, it could use serious development.
It's stupid. That's that. And it's not even creative with the storyline. All the Winnie the pooh movies each showed kids to treat each other the same, and so did the powerpuff girls movie. In fact, nearly all kids movies showed kids to treat each other the same and equal. But this one was created in 2014 (I think) which, it has already outdated because shows like this deserve to be in 2000. What is the plot? Emmet is just an ordinary person, so how about we just treat him like crap? That sounds like a great idea? Oh so he saved the day so we're going to treat him like royalty now! Yay! So basically it just shows kids that if you suck at life, you can't win.
I AGREE WITH YOU SO MUCH! Winnie the pooh, Happy Feet, Powerpuff Girls, And so many other films already showed kids to treat everyone equal, now it's over.
The guy below is STUPID! The movie is a good reminder of teamwork and there is no crap at all and the song is catchy. And yes there is a plot and Emmet saved the World so he should be treated with royalty and it is not CRAP like some people say. And PowerPuff Girls SUCK HARD And teach you nothing.
I hope I never see this film in theaters. Making a film out of Legos is a very bad idea. I hope this film gets largely negative reviews and becomes the biggest box office bomb of all time.
Haven't seen the movie but have seen youtubers review it. I actually like the animation style but the voice acting and plot are Garbage. Ripoff of Happy Feet.
Copied because they couldn't come up with anything better
It's a rip off of happy feet but it's a cartoon
They copied happy feet go die in a hole