Worst Kids Shows of All Time
Dora the Explorer is a bad influence for kids because she teaches the opposite of life lessons and if she was in real life she would of already been dead. Why did nick make her head shaped like a football? How can you make a spider move by telling it? Why can inanimate objects come to life? You don't need to sing a song every time you do something, do you? Why would you look for something that is right next to you. I hope that Dora can get some glasses. What is going on with Dora's parents they let her roam free and cross the world doing dangerous stuff like crossing a river full of crocodiles. I understand If nick thinks that kids like singing, but really its not necessary for it to be done every time you do something. My 3 year old watches Dora and then he starts yelling at the T.V. or telling his shoes to go on his foot. Dora is not a good influence for kids!
Stop being mean! You're horrible and racist people! I love Dora. I've even watched "Dora and The Lost City of Gold" and it was awesome!
Honestly, this is the worst thing you can possibly show to your kids because
*It has no educational value - Just 24-minutes of imagination (and not even the good kind)
*It has no positive messages - Honestly, South Park has better messages than this. According to the purple hoax, cheating is "creative thinking" and stealing is "okay as long as the person doesn't know it's gone" and a stranger is a "friend you haven't met", SERIOUSLY, according to the news, there are bad people in the world.
*The characters are creepy - This dinosaur looks SUPER CREEPY and his voice sounds like he should be in an INSANE Asylum
*This show has no touch with reality - This show has so much imagination it's a bad thing. It has so much imagination, that when kids watch it with their minds completely open, they won't know how to deal with the real world
This show does not deserve any recognition, movies or merchandising it gets. It should've never been greenlit. It does deserve the reruns. It is nothing but a scar on television, and humanity for that matter
Caillou is one of the worst, if not the worst, kids' shows ever made. How is it not ranked #1? At least Dora the Explorer provides children with useful information, such as teaching the Spanish language. But Caillou has no redeeming qualities.
Each episode features a trite, cliché-ridden storyline that usually follows the same theme. Caillou wants something, and when he doesn't get it, he throws a huge temper tantrum. The parents do nothing to correct his behavior as he continues to misbehave. There's often a melodramatic subplot involving Caillou, Rosie, Doris, and sometimes Boris. In the end, Caillou gets what he wants without any consequences. The "moral" of the story seems to be that whining gets you your way.
One glaring example is the episode "Caillou Joins the Circus." In it, Caillou is well-behaved, brushing his teeth and getting ready for the circus, until he realizes the circus is tomorrow. He then cries and throws a tantrum, waking up Rosie. All Boris does is tell him to come downstairs, offering no punishment or even a short-term timeout.
Another terrible episode is "Big Brother Caillou," where Caillou throws a fit because his newborn sister can't play with him. When Boris is not watching, Caillou pinches Rosie after briefly hugging and kissing her. When confronted, he can't provide a reasonable explanation. It's clear that Caillou doesn't deserve a sister if he's going to treat her this way.
The theme of Caillou mistreating Rosie continues throughout the early seasons. In "Rosie Bothers Caillou," Rosie distracts Caillou while he's trying to read. When she starts drawing on the wall, Caillou loses his temper and orders her out of his room. Even after lying to Doris about making Rosie cry, he faces no discipline for his actions.
Among the most controversial episodes is "Caillou's Quarrel," which was pulled from airing. In it, Clementine and Caillou disagree about what... more
After the world ended Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Rebecca Black, and a random nerd were declared the worst people to live and so they cursed them to turn into random monkey aliens with shapes on their heads with televisions on their stomachs. They have a baby for a sun. Their life sucks and they have to eat custard to pay for their sins.
I hate these Charcters they are so Childish also their Music, Episode, and Music is so Childish and I'm too old to watch it also you shouldn't act Childish during Breakfest, Lunch, or Dinner or in any Place and you shouldn't be Childish, this is one of the worst Realistic shows ever created it had a Realistic Grey sky, Childish Homes and Childish Activites and more Childish stuff.
The characters look creepy, the show, episodes, music and sounds are annoying, and I heard that everyone is afraid of them! This show is creepy, and I bet that if you watched this in horror version, you would not be able to escape. The Teletubbies are so creepy and annoying, and I despise them. The end.
This show sucks and Mario show should of came back on air not this piece of wastless cartoon characters who have no parents, like no fun for a lady, and they seem interesting to nobody! Many people like Mario more than this, they should at least air Mario more. I hate the episode Fancoy and chum chun sing freezey frolic la la freezy. Fanboy and Chum Chum is like retarded and they are smelly and the show they have is better than WINX CLUB and DORA and BARNEY!
I don't like you guys. You guys say the f word. Fanboy doesn't treat chum chum like a friend. You guys bathroom talk way too much. You are bad role models. Kids should watch full house and home improvement instead of this. Those T.V. shows have stronger role models for children and ben their parents. This show is stupid. I think this show is Not For Girls. Bathroom talk is very unlady like. You guys do drugs and achool. You guys are teaching kids that drinking beer under 21 is ok. You guys are also teaching kids it's ok to smoke tabacco.
Stupid, Johnny is racist to agents Black And White (copied from MiB), and they work for the GOVERNMENT! The kid's also extremely spoiled always stealing his sister's inventions, the jokes are very stale, Smash Badger (his favorite video game) is Crash Bandicoot, and "minymon" is a copy of Pokemon. They also make fun of anime in one episode ma-king them! Talk! So fast! With! Dramatic pauses!
To be honest the first two seasons weren't bad. The first season was good, the second season was a little weak, but I still enjoyed it. The rest is a trash heap.
This is a insult to dexters lab and Calvin and Hobbes, his parents don't care about them, and one episode is just him trying to get a video game. Really?!?!
This is how boohbah was created. So the teletubbies ate roasted peppa pig for dinner then they pooped soon some idiot took the leftover teletubbie poop to TMNT. Marshmellows and mutagen fell on the tcolored teletubbie poop and what do ya get. Boohbahs. Now the boohbahs didn't like a dark world so by the approval of the Stupid Broadcasticing Service better known as the SBS boohbah got money to start a show designed to scare kids.
Seriously, it's a terrible show and when you split boohbah you get boob AH.
The live-action segments are just horrible. First off, why don't they speak? They act even stupider than a 2 year old. They see an item and they throw it around and play with it like a toy. They dance like idiots. Also, their names are just wrong. Mr Man? Mrs Lady? Brother and Sister? I wonder if their parents never named them at birth at all...
You guys can hate on me all you want, you could go eat a rotten waffle I don't give a narwhal but honestly, I watched BoohBah for twenty minutes and it was fine. It doesn't have an educational value I admit, but it's rather an art to calm your soul. If you cannot appreciate its Picasso Style and Enhanced features Idc but really for all of you that like teletubies more than this, I lasted only six minutes with it. I never noticed until now but teletubies butts and hips may look "normal" in photos but watch an episode will you? It's not appropriate. All BoohBah is is a calming abstract puzzle complete with simple problems meant for children of a younger age ( around 2 or so.) It is merrily meant to be abstract and just look at Picasso's picture Woman. It's offensive but it's abstract. Even though his art may have been abstract and odd people still loved his work. BoohBah is meant to calm your soul and for all of you that say, BoohBah is so scary it gives me nightmares this isn't for kids! 1. You're weak 2. I'm a child myself and I can just say I slept very well watching BoohBah. You want nightmares? Watch Teletubies then play Five Nights At Freddy's.
The title. Do I really need to say anything else? Ok, fine lets elaborate so that no one else will watch this like I have shamefully. This is worse than adventure time because an older guy with an alfro (I think he wears one) is going to imagination land with mental instability. Of course you might say the same for animators, but at least the others have more fun in mind and more beautiful art work in store like kingdom hearts. This show is, well when I look at the chRACTRS on this picture, I think are they sniffing crack?
Yo Gabba Gabba is a freaky show. Their is a freaky flower or something, a zitty Cyclopes, a whiny Green monster, a bossy robot, and a weird cat dragon. The freak DJ Lance is a grown man playing with these characters who are dolls. He is an insane physco. They're freaky little dolls who live in a freaky world and have a freaky host. They teach no lessons and sing creepy songs. Once Brobee sang a song about how a balloon was his best friend. They whine and cry. To make matters worse the show's name is Yo Gabba Gabba.
I'm part Irish, German, and Mexican. My German/Irish family is awesome. And so is my Mexican side, except for one tiny boy, David. He watches this show all the time, so much that if I hear the hot dog song one more time my head will explode. And also, my aunt and mom spoil him with merchendice from the show. Plus, He is a crybaby who will cry over anything. And I'm only 12. Oh boy... I don't think Disney plans on canceling the show.
I agree, they ruined all the beloved characters, and made them clueless. Who in the living hell, needs to listen to the hotdog song? (stupidest dancing song title). They make Mickey and the entire show a Disney version of Dora The Explorer. I know it's been running for 10 years but it needs to burn in a fire.
Now the original Mickey Mouse is ruined with this show. Now 2 girls in my class are mocking this show because of this rip-off of Mickey Mouse. I hope I NEVER hear the hot dog song ever again or I will throw a riot and kick Disney Jr out of this town!
Ok well to be honest this is one of my favourite shows as a child and I was saddened when the series finished. However the American version is different to the English and most of these "fart jokes" are cut out of what is shown. So the American version may be more immature because people get offended at even the mentioning of a fart. I think people need to chill out a bit and if you don't like it then don't watch it. So in my opinion is that it's great and I would recommend this but maybe not kids under 9 or 10.
15 Reasons why I hate adventure time:
1. Bad animation
2. Bad humor
3. Bad characters
4. Bad voice acting (NOT SO LEGENDS! )
5. His fans are stupid and annoying
666. Pendelton Ward Steal all the idea from Nintendo's Super Mario plans.
7. Exactly a Super Mario Bros and Zelda rip-off.
8. Adventure time games like Hey Ice King Why'd You Steal Our Garbage?! And Explore the Dungeon because I Don't Know! Is such a failure games
9. Overrated
10. Simon and Marcy is really worst episode ever made. I give it -666/10
11. Unoriginal Show
12. The lich is NOT scary
13. I'm smartest than you, A.T. Fanboys haha!
14. Super Mario Bros. is better than this stupid show.
15. Finn the Human act like Mario and Jake the dog act like Luigi. NOT SO ORIGINAL!
So don't watch this crappy show because it's really copied super Mario bros. and A.T. fanboys always being stupid and annoying >:)
AT fans:120.999
AT haters:103.692.812
Peppa Pig looks like a deformed elephant. I'm not kidding. And they somehow made fun of the Queen, which did not act like how the Queen would be in real life. The Queen in this show didn't care about getting muddy, and she somehow didn't resemble any animal unlike the rest of the cast, rather than a human. If the REAL Queen of Britain were in this, she would probably shoot Peppa and her friends down for trying to make her do "commoner" things. Ha ha ha. And Peppa is so bratty with her annoying voice, and her little brother George is a huge crybaby. They also teach kids how to fat shame people, especially family members.
Most of all, the art style is disgusting.
This show sucks goat feces out of a corroded piece of plywood.
- The animation was obviously done in Microsoft Paint.
- The voice acting is a mess, and Peppa sounds like she has a sore throat with woodchips lodged in her throat.
- George almost always says "Dinosaur! " which gets pretty annoying, but it's even worse when he cries over the dumbest things.
- The scripting is stupid, unrealistic, and overall just horrible.
- The endings are either just jumping in muddy puddles, or falling on their backs laughing at something that isn't funny.
- Everyone, and mostly Peppa, calls daddy Pig fat. So this show just teaches kids to mock fat people.
This show is horrible. This show can scare flies off of a manure wagon. This show can rot in the fiery pits of Hell.
This show killed the Jimmy Neutron franchise, they also butchered Sheen, the comic relief of the movie and original show.
OH MY GOSH! This T.V. show needs to be killed I hate it so much and I saw it when I was little it creeps me out so much!
Worst. Spinoff. EVER! I loved Jimmy Neutron, but then a few years later, they made this load of a cartoon!
I hate this! It's a bad, lame unfunny show of that needs took off T.V. now who wants to watch this about a sad, freaky weirdo doing voices and needs go get a life
I hated his channel on YouTube, why do they need to kill people with a T.V. show and 3 movies?!
Whoever said that we are idiots because we don't like this show, get your head out of your ass!
I LOVED watching Icarly, it was hilarious and even my parents loved it, and me and my older brothers liked victorious, so when it was announced I was incredibly excited. And after I saw the first episode, it was underwhelming to put it at best. And it was just plain stupid. Imagine taking your favorite show when you were little and still like, and make an entire episode about Justin Beiber, it was almost like that. This was not what it could have been.
I have to admit that I was very excited to see this show was being made. I loved Sam in Icarly, and I didn't like Victorious but I especially liked Cat. My two favorite characters in a spin-off sounded like a good idea and I liked the plot of it. Wrong. I watched the first episode, and I disliked everything about it. Disappointing, I really was looking forward to it. It is a shame.
This show is weak, built on the grounds of two characters who mainly used to deliver comic relief is already stupid. But the show uses a mean-spirited type of humor to squeeze laughs but the only reactions given to this show other than dissapointment were the millions of laughs delivered by the poor abused laugh track. The "comic relief" for THIS show is appearently a drug dealer and some mentally ill boxer that only serve to show why the show rightfully deserves to be # 14 on this list.
I saw a short video for it, and it looked like severe crap! And why does Craig sound like an adult? Him and Sanjay act clueless, and it makes Breadwinners, Uncle Grandpa, and Clarence look like appropriate kid shows. Anyways, all the stuff in there is just gross to watch, they have butt jokes, vomits, farts, toilets, and inappropriate jokes. I will never watch this again.
WHY IS THIS NOT IN THE TOP 10?! THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1? This is worse than ANY Modern SpongeBob episode that's not One Coarse Meal or A Pal for Gary, but even those episode can't complete with the most disgusting, disturbing, repulsive episodes of ANY show EVER. They are:
Brett Venom M.D. (AKA the butt transplant episode)
Fart Baby
Unbarfable
Doom Baby
Cup O' Universe
Trouble Dare
You're in Trouble
Road Pizza
Flip Floppas
Fartwerk
Laked Nake
and lots more! I actually vomited during some episodes, it was THAT disgusting! In just about every episode I feel like vomiting and I feel like Sanjay and Craig are my worst enemies in the world. Whenever I watch this show, I feel like life isn't worth it even after all the things that happen that are good. This show is the WORST! It needs to be FIRST! NOT #12, NUMBER ONE! If this show were the ONLY thing left to watch on T.V., I would miss every other show. Whenever I see this show on, I change the channel! When I'm having a good time, feeling like life is the BEST, and see this show on I feel PAIN! This show has NOTHING! Not to mention almost ALL the characters are unlikable! I hate how Sanjay and Craig are always trying to one-up each other! No show I've EVER SEEN has EVER made me feel more disgusted, disturbed, or annoyed! It's SO disgusting and annoying! Even when they're in the best situations, Sanjay and Craig are ALWAYS being annoying! The fart jokes are SO disgusting, I feel like barfing every time I even THINK about this show! And the sad thing about that is, just WRITING THIS REVIEW is making me want to barf! The animation in this show is SO ugly! Have you EVER seen a show with SO MUCH stupidity and annoyance? This is the most disgusting show of all time! GET IT TO #1!
This show boils my blood ever since dora came on I'm mean come on do we really need diego on his own show? Gag! Its like the wonder pets save the gosh darn animals and its anoyying too. And the worst part about this show is that baby jauger talks and the other animals talk too and it never stops and shuts up. This show insults me man nick jr grow up geez.
They had a stupid episode about vultures with three chicks in a stupid position like slightly left, straight, slightly right, it was dumb.
Dora The Explorer except with her flat male cousin and plots designed to hypnotize children into loving all animals.
Hannah Montana is a great example of a show that forces young teenagers into a 150 % G-rated existence! In such shows, the characters are not allowed to demonstrate that they have any real "feelings" for each other at all. Even their friendships have to remain 150% "superficial! " This is a "zero tolerance" thing, and it has RUINED many T.V. shows. In The Cosby Show, they were forced to edit out of the show the scene where Theo Huxtable got his first "kiss! " Even THAT is now too "taboo! " The producers of the Teen Titans cartoon were given court orders to "cease and desist" due to the fact that Robin and Starfire were demonstrating that they had deep "feelings" for each other! The result, was a sort of "protest spinoff" called Teen ( TODDLER ) Titans Go! And the Teen Titans went STUPID from there! This whole parental zero-tolerance thing is forcing everything to remain retarded, banal, and 200% "superficial! " Even words like "I love you" are strictly "forbidden" in T.V. shows like Hanna Montana.
The series was originally conceived as an animated short from DiRaffaele's efficiency apartment in Studio City, Los Angeles along with Borst. The two had previously met in Burbank while working on an animated series, Mad, in 2012. Originally a one-off, Breadwinners premiered... read more
I don't understand how anyone could even let their kid watch this. My sister, who is 9, was watching this, and I began to watch with her. Literally all this show would be showing your kids (or perhaps, but unlikely, you) is that toilet humor is very appropriate and hilarious. Also, just imagine the parents who might have kids who ALREADY enjoy toilet humor and are trying to get them to stop talking about that stuff. This show just makes them have more trouble with that. I could go on and on and on, but I will just sum it up and say that this show is very inappropriate and should probably be banned.
Ok how the hell is this only number 67, the characters are unlikeable, the plots are either disgusting or...just really stupid. And the best part (sarcasm just so you know) is pretty much the whole shows comedy relies on, you guessed it, BUTT JOKES. Man nick has really gone downhill, but thank god they got Harvey beaks to at least back them up a little bit.
Little Einsteins... I have a problem with you. This show is nothing more than garbage classical music propaganda. Think I'm wrong? The government funds it. It's not so bad the first time you watch it but as the episodes keep coming, you start your slow decent into madness. You go from, "Well this show sucks." To pointing a gun at your T.V. saying "Tell me to shake my whole body one more time! I dare you, I double dare you! " Why the name Little Einsteins? It's not about math or science so why does it have that name? The problems that they solve are stupid, the animation looks like graphics on an old iPhone game, and the "Rocket" is confusing. Is it alive or is it just an ugly space ship. If it is alive, why does it need to be steered like a normal ugly space ship. If it's not alive, then why does it seem like it's alive with emotions and stuff. The Little Einsteins say it's their "favorite" rocket ship so do they have others? Where are these kids' parents? These questions will annoy the crap out of you as episode after episode rolls on the T.V..
This show can be summed up with 5 words: How Not To Write Characters.
My GOD, there is NO character that is likable in this.
Bloom is written in the same way as a Mary Sue. She's "the most powerful fairy of all", she's royalty, and she has NO personality. But she's air-headed as hell. And that wasn't even INTENTIONAL. In season 3, Bloom CHEATS her way to get new powers when she could've just SAVED HER SISTER.
The villains are slightly more likable because they despise Bloom, but they're just generic.
And the Winx Club group? STEREOTYPES. We've got: The Mary-Sue leader, the fashionista prick, the girl who ALWAYS mentions music 24/7 just because it's her main skill, the tan plant freak with a soft voice, the tech girl who always talks about technology, the "athletic" one who only shows her athletic skills in filler scenes or in a tight situation where her only hope is pulling talent out of her ass, and the animal lover. The boys are just "hot" and "nice" and "cool".
In short, unless you want to neglect your 4 year old daughter, don't let your kid(s) watch this show. It's a bundle of cliches that only brain-dead girly-girls will enjoy.
I had a nightmare once. I met them. They said they new I hated them, and said they would get me to be a fan of their show. I said no, but they kept at it, and then I started transforming into a Powerpuff. Then I realized I could use these new superpowers to get rid of them once and for all. So I did. After I woke up, I went on the T.V. and blocked the entire show. Burn them!
Buttercup and Blossom are going to be revealed to be in an ersatz homosexual relationship with each other in August, 2017. Bubbles is going to catch them making out. Cartoon network has not revealed it yet, so only the beta testers to the episodes are saying stuff. Check out the other lists with the PowerPuff Girls on them for proof.
I had a dream that I was in their T.V. show. I saw them in the park. They asked me if I wanted to play. I beat the living #%*# out of bubbles, shot blossom and threw buttercup off a building. Best dream ever. And P.S. they bled rainbows in my dream.
Three Special Steps No
Oso sees a kid crying because he doesn't know how to bounce on a space hopper
Oso:I know what to do
A heart girl on a electronic Paw Pilot:Three special Steps are on the way 1. Inflate the ball 2. Sit on the ball 3. Grab the handles and bounce. (Repeats over and over)
Oso:Lets go
Oso inflates the ball and then puts the kid on and he grabs the handles and bounces
YAY WE WON
I love YOU OSO
Episode ends
It's been a long time since I've seen the show since I was 8. Like Team Umizoomi, why does he have to deal with little problems into the biggest problems?! Like, there was this episode where a kid didn't have any green paint, WELL FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ASK YOUR PARENTS AND THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO, instead of a bear that has a bad memory! How come Oso always says "Oh yeah, I remembered from my training! " And them solves the problem which it should take like a minute or so? So yeah, never get a bear to help you kids, or else they'll eat you in real life.
Cat is so annoying, and she's gotten more famous because of this. She has inspired a whole new generation of kids who think it's okay to be stupid and ditsy so they act like it too :/
I hate this show now. I no longer watch you guys on Saturdays. I think your friend Cat is more annoying than Kimmy Gibbler from full house and Wilson Wilson Jr from home improvement.
Rubbish Ariana's gotten more popular than Victoria. Maybe she should've played Tori not some girl who laughs every two seconds
All of you stop complaining because I hate this show but little kids MISTAKE me for Doc
Mcstupid umm Stuffins. Here I am relaxing at the beach drawing the goddess Athena and this toddler with a doc mc stuffings bathing suit is having a tantrum. She stops, looks at me then runs towards my chair. It's not like I have a big head or I'm stupid but I am ten not five and I try to relax.
Why doesn't "Doc McStupid" have a medical license? What's next? A show about a vet who treats people? Toys can't talk! Yes, there are a lot of characters in kids' shows that can't talk in real life (animals, tools, vehicles), but why toys or dolls?
Where the hell did that magical stethoscope came from? by the way,why have her parents not realize that her daughter talked to herself like a autism? Why didn't they call NASA to dissect her or her stethoscope?
Princess Daisy:You Super Readers! You are the one's who destroyed Angus's favourite shows!
Wonder Red:They are so stupid!
Princess Presto:I agree!
Princess Daisy:Well! Time to meet my little Friend!
Super Why:Oh No! It's a big gun!
Princess Daisy:You guys' show is going to get cancelled!
Alpha Pig:Don't insult us!
Princess Daisy:Of course I will! What Now? Any last words?
Everyone (But Daisy):What?!
Daisy:Yippie Kay-Yay! (Shoots Wonder Red, Princess Presto, Alpha Pig and Super Why with her big gun)
That's true that the young kid, s mom shouldn't turn him into a super hero. High five man, this guy (Siri) is awesome.
This show is basically the devil for anyone over the age of 3.