Top Ten Worst Kids Songs On YouTube

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The Top Ten

1 5 Little Hitlers Jumping On the Bed

Can someone please tell me what DID I JUST WATCH?

This is so bad it is hilarious, but I am jewish, so by laughing I technically hate myself. - 445956

Over half of these videos are made by Toys in Japan. The videos are so bad that they are hilarious. - RalphBob

I laughed my ass off first time I saw it

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2 5 Donald Trump the Redeemer Candy Jumping On the Bed

This one was suggested by a troll on the Hitler one. - DapperPickle

3 Five Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Go to the Bathroom and Fart Finger Family

What the hell?

4 Five Little Ducks

This song is for babies.

Turned into an annoying song that slowly kills you, - DapperPickle

5 Kong Kong vs Taxi Finger Family

Bit unusual,right? - DapperPickle

6 Johny Johny Yes Papa

UGH! I HATE THIS SONG!

This song is worse enough

The same 13 words are used over and over... - DapperPickle

7 Undertale Finger Family
8 Pocoyo Finger Family
9 Hulk Finger Family
10 Baby Shark - Pinkfong

Three words to describe this song: Stupid, stupid, stupid - Peppapigsucks

Music Player: "Baby Shark Doo doo…"
Me: "I'm not having any more of this" (Throws music player)
Music Player: "Baby Sh-"(Breaks)

I can't believe I had to add this song onto the list... It gets into your head and is EXTREMELY overrated. -ShinyEevee101

The Contenders

11 Wheels On the Bus
12 The Gummy Bear Song

I hate this with a burning passion! - FennikenFan9

13 Pokemon Go Song

So terrible. The singing like listening to a constipated nine year old. Oh wait, it is!

14 Finger Family
15 Did You Ever See My Tail? - Pinkfong

Two words: SHAKING BUTT
Take away the sound from the music video, and it’s the kiddie version of the video for Tip Pon It.
- TheDuttyGyal

16 Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People

It's about a kid that kills his teachers and friends

THE ONLY GOOD SONG

17 5 Little Shreks Jumping On the Bed
18 Willy Bum Bum - Alien Red Wolf
19 Cyberbully Channels are Cancer! - Mishovy Silenosti

Such a vulgar, offensive, and downright stupid song! Misha is singing like he needs to use the bathroom, and his dancing is just a bunch of drunken flailing.

20 Moo Tube

The only word in this bad as* song is moo.

21 Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj

I KNOW it is not a kids song happy early april fools!

22 Cheetah Cheetah Bang Bang - Pinkfong

This song is so annoying.

23 Mary Had a Little Lamb
24 Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Chip-Man & the Buckwheat Boys

This is the most annoying song ever!

25 Everybody Farts
26 Bad Baby in Pampers Dance and Sing Along

Basically a Johny Johny yes Papa song with two dancing babies and surprise eggs in the background. - ShinyEevee101

27 Ding Dong Bell - Edukay Fun

This is just downright weird. Enough said.

28 The Duck Song
29 Baby (Justin Bieber)
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2. 5 Donald Trump the Redeemer Candy Jumping On the Bed
3. Five Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Go to the Bathroom and Fart Finger Family
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