Top 10 Worst Last Names

The Top Ten
1 Bieber

This name should receive the HOUNOUR of being number 1. I mean like, who likes Justin Bieber. If you do reply to me so I can be shocked and put your name in Guinness World Records 2016. Justin Bieber, get a new career. My eardrums need to SURVIVE!

Yuck this reminds me of Justin Bieber to much and I think he sings like a little girl.

Sorry to the people who think Justin Bieber os the best person of all time but, he totally sucks.

Justin is awesome don't you dare make fun of Bieber I would love to have this last name

2 Hitler

I knew some bastard would make Hitler number one I've heard way worse than any of these such many American presidents and several commie scumbacgs not to mention Churchill also Jacoff and he was a captain so Captian JacOff, Also Buttram who was a sports announcer on local television, and Mr. Fucts my physics teacher.

I feel so sorry for any Germans who have this as a first or last name. No I feel so sorry for anyone who has this as a first or last name.

I feel sorry for all the Germans out there who possibly still have this name. Kinda a shame Hitler didn't die wile he was a kid

Anyone with this name would be taken as a joke because he was a german dictator during world war 2, this last name is just sad...

3 Hooker

Seriously who would want a last name that means you sleep with people for money.

Laugh out loud imagine if you met someone called Virginia HOOKER

Imagine someone named virgin hooker at least its not a first name though

My sister married a man with this last name.

4 Brown

This made me laugh, my last name is FORTH worst, right above Bonner and Seaman, really appreciate it.

How many browns do you know? None. Eugenics.

No I think my last name is still the worst!

Its not bad its very common

5 Zdzinski

I like vowels in my words... More than one... Thank god I am not polish... How the hell do people speak like that... My grandparents are from Poland, not me and I thank god their last name is not that bad.

This is an awesome name! I wish I had a name like that! It sounds like zucchini or bikini.

How the hell do you even pronounce that?

How the hell is this pronounced?

6 Przbyszewski

I feel like someone must have fell asleep on their computer. No offence, but someone in my class at school has a complicated last name. It is a Russian last name. When I first saw her last name, I was like, "How on Earth do you pronounce this?!" What I'm saying is that it looked a lot like a randomly typed up gibberish last name like Przbyszewski. I don't want to cyberbully, but the last name felt more like gkjanfkjakjfasfkjansdf-ova, to some non-Russian people. What I mean to say is that some people mispronounce her last name unintentionally and sometimes they have to ask her because it looks unusual to them.

Umm...I'm still kinda wondering if either this is an actual last name or if someone randomly typed this while closing their eyes...

I think whoever typed this literally just smashed their head on their keyboard...

This is my art teacher's last name, it is pronounced Sha-Bill-Ski.

7 Seaman

You guys do realize that people can't decide what their last name is, so it's not the parents fault.

My aunts last name is seaman.

Seaman? More like aquaman!

Lets see, it's a compound, Sea-Man, Dangit.

8 Bonner

There are multiple variations of this name too. Had unfortunality of being a "Bonar", know a relative that even spells it "Boner". Makes new schools very interesting at least.

My last name is Bonner, Alex Bonner and I go to birmingham covington school in birmingham Michigan

I don't love the name but I don't dislike it. At first I thought it said boner

S. Bonner from jersey. By far the worst last name. Well at least one of them.

9 Baker

Baker, ever heard of the women that wanted to bake, but works in a dumby school? That's LAST name is baker? Mrs. Baker, the salty b word. IN CLARENCE!

I don't like it, but it isn't horrible.

That is not a bad last name.

I dated a man with the Baker name, he was a douchebag.

10 Crapper

Oh wow, I imagine that it's worse for children or adults who don't swear. Someone just says, 'Oh, crap! ' and then someone with that last name must think they were talking to them. I feel sorry for anyone with immature friends who giggle hysterically whenever their friend's last name is said.

My last name is CRAPPER! And I own a cracker! I am awesome for my like way freak ness!

See see,

There is actually a person who has this, Thomas Crapper the inventor of toilets

Crapper is a dumb last name because it sounds like your taking a crap

The Contenders
11 Niggemeyer

Imagine an African-American man with this last name. Yikes

Who the hell would want to have this name? This is offensive!

I'm not comfortable do I have to say anything?

How rude. I am a dark (light) skinned.

12 Emilianowicz

I see what they did! Emily-is-an-noz-witch!
See, I did it mommy!

See what I mean, my last name is at least BROWN!

It would make sense if your first name is Emilia and your last name is Nowicz, but together? Man.

Again...a cat might of stepped on the computer

Polish! -there's This One Kid-Chad who I think has MPD(MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER) fights w/himself and argues w/ himself all the time, it's weird. Chad, Chaz, Fraz, And Spaz! Valerie E-DEEP FIRES HER HAIR DYES IT RED, Fat, Camel Teeth, Hippo/Camel. Jeff-Pepperoni Man-Loves To Spend Time In The Bathroom- loves pukey army colored clothing! Chad's a nerd!

13 Trump

I would absolutely hate to share a name with the worst leader and best dictator ever to walk the Earth.

Which country would you threaten to move to if you or anyone you know had this for your or their last name?

It would be terrible to have the same last name as such a rubbish President. Also named after a fart.

I actually thought this surname was a joke first time I saw if.

14 Woodcock

Personally, I am very proud to be a part of the Woodcock clan. My married name is Jump.

This is a good surname, it tells to other people what you're all about

Wouldn't be nice to stick around with that kind of name

Would be nice if it sounded more like PEACOCK!

15 Stilinski

Sounds like," I ate pee out the toilet mommy! " Says the dumb child. " Well, least you got a nickname! " Says the b word mommy.

Like Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf? That last name ain't all that bad...

16 Dick

Bad enough as a first name, but at least then you can can change to Richard or something. If it's short for Richard that is. But if it's your surname, you gotta wait til you can legally change it.

My Best friends last name is Dick. Think of Who feels bad with seeing their last name on here. Good thing she hasn't seen it.

I knew this kid and his mom's name was Anita dick... say that a couple of times... (ah knee ta)

A teacher at my high school is named Anthony Dick so his network username is adick. A Dick! So sad.

17 Rathood

Ima rat with a dirty hood hahaa

18 McUgly

Oh my god, McUgly?! First of all, 'Mc' sounds like McDonalds and I don't wanna get named after some fast food resturant. And ugly?! No thank you! Why can't it be beautiful instead?

What kind of a surname is this?! McDonald is pretty bad, but McUgly? Who comes up with these names..

Literally who would the heck would have this last name?

Hell yeah it is the worst name I have come across so far

19 Gay

No problems with being gay, in fact I'm friends with gay people. But there are some cruel people out there who would make fun of people with this surname, which is truly unfair.

I think this is an awesome last name! I love gay people because I'm bisexual. I really want this last name!

I had a case manager at school called Mrs. Gay. I feel sorry for her husband because his name must be Mr. Gay

I really don't think it is so bad but it's only horrible if you're gay

20 Pufpaff

"Pufpaff"? Who in the world has their last name as "Pufpaff"? I thought that "Askew" was bad, but this is way worse! Poor person who has this last name...

What... Kind of name is that? I've never met anyone with that last nam

Oh! A nickname from power puff girls! So amusing!

It sounds like a little kitten

21 Obama

Worst President ever graduated from the Drunk Sailor School of Economics in Greece at the top of his class.

Are you making fun of the president, or am I just stupid

Ruined the economy more than it was already

Obama Bin Laden. Barrack Hussein Osama

22 Wierzbicki

I think it’s pronounced Win-erz-bick-eye

23 Butt

I had an online teacher called Ms. Butt. I felt bad for her as the kids in my class made fun of her name but kids are kids and there's not much you can do to change them unless they're family.

There was a girl at my old school named Sofia Butts and she was rude to me, yet she was popular. But I was rescued by Miss Rau when she asked Sofia how could she live with the last name "Butts". Haha

I met a family with four kids named Seamus, Anna, Leyla, and Dick... I feel so bad for these kids because this leads to a lifetime of bullying.

I know a teacher who's last name is butts, and her husband's name is Harry Butts!

24 Kardashian

The Kardashians are a group of retarded women who got famous because they gave up their asses. If you are trying to be like them I suggest holding a fork in your hand and sticking it in an electrical socket. No really please do it. But yes they suck

I bet the people with this name enjoy using the Minecraft Plastic Texture Pack.

Kardashian is a name of an alien species!

The Kardashians suck to be honest

25 Incardona

Why is this on here this is awesome

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