Worst Last Names
The Top Ten
He was a mean and abusive person to the Jewish - Midnight_Dream
That is a horrendous last name to have.
I feel sorry for all the Germans out there who possibly still have this name. Kinda a shame Hitler didn't die wile he was a kid
This last name doesn't exist anymore, Adolf Hitler didn't have any kids and his siblings either died without kids or changed their last name - GriffinDogeV 16 Comments
Yuck this reminds me of Justin Bieber to much and I think he sings like a little girl.
Barbie voice and looks.
Worst of the worst.
Horrible surmane. But not as bad as Hitler, Stalin, Mao or something like that - GriffinDogeV 12 Comments
Laugh out loud imagine if you met someone called Virginia HOOKER
My sister married a man with this last name.
Seriously who would want a last name that means you sleep with people for money.
This was my sub teachers last name! (in college)V 5 Comments
Wow... Sounds like penis.
Pretty bad name to have at the best of times, but if this is your last name just think that it could always be worse: unless your first name is Iona - Porcupine
Hands up that's me ( Rachel Dick) Horrible name, can't wait until I get married!
My Best friends last name is Dick. Think of Who feels bad with seeing their last name on here. Good thing she hasn't seen it.
I would kill myselfV 12 Comments
My last name is Bonner, Alex Bonner and I go to birmingham covington school in birmingham Michigan
I don't love the name but I don't dislike it. At first I thought it said boner
Jim Bonner from politics
S. Bonner from jersey. By far the worst last name. Well at least one of them.V 6 Comments
Wouldn't be nice to stick around with that kind of name
Personally, I am very proud to be a part of the Woodcock clan. My married name is Jump.
Would be nice if it sounded more like PEACOCK!
Cockburn... My cousin real last (married) name
it's so bad that when I got the wedding invitations my jaw dropped to the floor when I read what her new last name would be
Never knew how bad a last name could be!
I like vowels in my words... More than one... Thank god I am not polish... How the hell do people speak like that... My grandparents are from Poland, not me and I thank god their last name is not that bad.
This is an awesome name! I wish I had a name like that! It sounds like zucchini or bikini.
How the hell do you even pronounce that?
How do you pronounce this?
Okay lemme try: zuh-jin-skee
Did I get it right? - GriffinDoge
I know a very popular guy in my school with that last name it's pronounced exactly like semen I feel bad for that kid it makes my first name seamus ( Shay - Miss ) look good
I know a girl with this last name and it is awful. Her last name is the same thing as a fluid that transports STDs
Why would you name a kid after something that transports STDS
My aunts last name is seaman.V 2 Comments
Umm...I'm still kinda wondering if either this is an actual last name or if someone randomly typed this while closing their eyes...
It's awesome because it's confusing
Maybe a cat stepped on the computer
Lemme try to pronounce it: Prez... no no no Purz, yeah! Purz-bai-shoo-skee - GriffinDogeV 6 Comments
Oh wow, I imagine that it's worse for children or adults who don't swear. Someone just says, 'Oh, crap! ' and then someone with that last name must think they were talking to them. I feel sorry for anyone with immature friends who giggle hysterically whenever their friend's last name is said.
Crapper is a dumb last name because it sounds like your taking a crap
There is actually a person who has this, Thomas Crapper the inventor of toilets
LOLV 9 Comments
Nick Crompton. - StayAlive
There are too many homophobic people in this world :(
As a first name just as bad as fanny dick and willy
I really don't think it is so bad but it's only horrible if you're gay
I'm gay already thoughV 10 Comments
"Pufpaff"? Who in the world has their last name as "Pufpaff"? I thought that "Askew" was bad, but this is way worse! Poor person who has this last name... - Malchut
What... Kind of name is that? I've never met anyone with that last nam
Oh! A nickname from power puff girls! So amusing!
Puf paff powerpuff - GriffinDogeV 5 Comments
Common last name in america
It's not a bad last name
Not as good as white
Last name = mast name
Do I need to explain this, a simple spelling mistake and BOOM you're last name sucks
It sounds like a bad word
Oh my gosh. No more
Racist last nameV 3 Comments
That is not a bad last name.
That's my last name
How is this so bad
There are four Mr. bakers at my school :l, I winV 3 Comments
Polish! -there's This One Kid-Chad who I think has MPD(MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER) fights w/himself and argues w/ himself all the time, it's weird. Chad, Chaz, Fraz, And Spaz! Valerie E-DEEP FIRES HER HAIR DYES IT RED, Fat, Camel Teeth, Hippo/Camel. Jeff-Pepperoni Man-Loves To Spend Time In The Bathroom- loves pukey army colored clothing! Chad's a nerd!
Again...a cat might of stepped on the computer
I see what they did! Emily-is-an-noz-witch!
See, I did it mommy!
See what I mean, my last name is at least BROWN!
It would make sense if your first name is Emilia and your last name is Nowicz, but together? Man.
I actually thought this surname was a joke first time I saw if.
I wouldn't mind, since I'd be rich LOL
It does not mean douche in German. What an idiot.
Horrid horrid horrid. bad manV 12 Comments
Like Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf? That last name ain't all that bad...
Sounds like," I ate pee out the toilet mommy! " Says the dumb child. " Well, least you got a nickname! " Says the b word mommy.
Are you making fun of the president, or am I just stupid
Means imbecile in every language.
What rong with this
Please learn how to spell "wrong" correctly. Thank you very much. - RockFashionista
Too close to O Bama for me. I hate the word Bama. #WAR EAGLEV 9 Comments
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