Worst Last Names

He was a mean and abusive person to the Jewish - Midnight_Dream

That is a horrendous last name to have.

I feel sorry for all the Germans out there who possibly still have this name. Kinda a shame Hitler didn't die wile he was a kid

Really...just wow! Anyone who would have this last name is just crap. Honestly, WHHHYYY!?

Yuck this reminds me of Justin Bieber to much and I think he sings like a little girl.

Barbie voice and looks.

Worst of the worst.

Horrible surmane. But not as bad as Hitler, Stalin, Mao or something like that - GriffinDoge

Laugh out loud imagine if you met someone called Virginia HOOKER

Seriously who would want a last name that means you sleep with people for money.

My sister married a man with this last name.

This was my sub teachers last name! (in college)

I don't love the name but I don't dislike it. At first I thought it said boner

My last name is Bonner, Alex Bonner and I go to birmingham covington school in birmingham Michigan

Jim Bonner from politics

S. Bonner from jersey. By far the worst last name. Well at least one of them.

Wow... Sounds like penis.

Pretty bad name to have at the best of times, but if this is your last name just think that it could always be worse: unless your first name is Iona - Porcupine

Hands up that's me ( Rachel Dick) Horrible name, can't wait until I get married!

My Best friends last name is Dick. Think of Who feels bad with seeing their last name on here. Good thing she hasn't seen it.

More like a hot dog middle

Wouldn't be nice to stick around with that kind of name

Personally, I am very proud to be a part of the Woodcock clan. My married name is Jump.

Would be nice if it sounded more like PEACOCK!

Cockburn... My cousin real last (married) name
it's so bad that when I got the wedding invitations my jaw dropped to the floor when I read what her new last name would be

Never knew how bad a last name could be!

I like vowels in my words... More than one... Thank god I am not polish... How the hell do people speak like that... My grandparents are from Poland, not me and I thank god their last name is not that bad.

How the hell do you even pronounce that?

This is an awesome name! I wish I had a name like that! It sounds like zucchini or bikini.

How do you pronounce this?
Okay lemme try: zuh-jin-skee
Did I get it right? - GriffinDoge

Umm...I'm still kinda wondering if either this is an actual last name or if someone randomly typed this while closing their eyes...

Maybe a cat stepped on the computer

It's awesome because it's confusing

Pronounced as Pers bee shevskee. Sounds lile a real surname and I am slavic.

I know a very popular guy in my school with that last name it's pronounced exactly like semen I feel bad for that kid it makes my first name seamus ( Shay - Miss ) look good

I know a girl with this last name and it is awful. Her last name is the same thing as a fluid that transports STDs

Why would you name a kid after something that transports STDS

My aunts last name is seaman.

There are too many homophobic people in this world :(

As a first name just as bad as fanny dick and willy

I really don't think it is so bad but it's only horrible if you're gay

I had a case manager at school called Mrs. Gay. I feel sorry for her husband because his name must be Mr. Gay - Sodaface

Not as good as white

Common last name in america

It's not a bad last name

Last name = mast name

"Pufpaff"? Who in the world has their last name as "Pufpaff"? I thought that "Askew" was bad, but this is way worse! Poor person who has this last name... - Malchut

What... Kind of name is that? I've never met anyone with that last nam

Oh! A nickname from power puff girls! So amusing!

Puf paff powerpuff - GriffinDoge

It sounds like a bad word

Do I need to explain this, a simple spelling mistake and BOOM you're last name sucks

Racist last name

Oh my gosh. No more

That is not a bad last name.

That's my last name

How is this so bad

I don't like it, but it isn't horrible. - Sodaface

Polish! -there's This One Kid-Chad who I think has MPD(MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER) fights w/himself and argues w/ himself all the time, it's weird. Chad, Chaz, Fraz, And Spaz! Valerie E-DEEP FIRES HER HAIR DYES IT RED, Fat, Camel Teeth, Hippo/Camel. Jeff-Pepperoni Man-Loves To Spend Time In The Bathroom- loves pukey army colored clothing! Chad's a nerd!

Again...a cat might of stepped on the computer

I see what they did! Emily-is-an-noz-witch!
See, I did it mommy!

See what I mean, my last name is at least BROWN!

It would make sense if your first name is Emilia and your last name is Nowicz, but together? Man.

I wouldn't mind, since I'd be rich LOL

I actually thought this surname was a joke first time I saw if.

It does not mean douche in German. What an idiot.

He a bad bad man at lest its hillery, man. she don't belive wemon can have babys

Like Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf? That last name ain't all that bad...

Sounds like," I ate pee out the toilet mommy! " Says the dumb child. " Well, least you got a nickname! " Says the b word mommy.

Are you making fun of the president, or am I just stupid

Means imbecile in every language.

What rong with this

Please learn how to spell "wrong" correctly. Thank you very much. - RockFashionista

Too close to O Bama for me. I hate the word Bama. #WAR EAGLE

Hell yeah it is the worst name I have come across so far

Now McDonald's Is ugly?

Sounds like Florida

Italian for retads. (not really) they just are. Scheda

I know a teacher who's last name is butts, and her husband's name is Harry Butts!

Why is this not number one this is embarrassing geniuses

Just as bad as the first name arsene

There was a girl at my old school named Sofia Butts and she was rude to me, yet she was popular. But I was rescued by Miss Rau when she asked Sofia how could she live with the last name "Butts". Haha - Sodaface

Sounds like a superhero's last name

Victoria/victor justice!

Aww, tell your bestie that her last name is amazing that she's like a superhero with it

That's my besties last name now she's crying 😭 and she thinks she's a nobody

This is my maid's last name.

Sound's great

I love the name Martinez

What's wrong with this name? Just because it ends with "ez", it should not be that high.

This sounds like we're talking about a male's penis

Its like laughing at people... Where is hiscock? lol

This was the name on some very nice smelling linen spray!

It sounds like you're sniffing the butt of a woodpecker that's pecking on a tree

Smelling a willy - ooh no

As in, Fred Fuchs

Like Fred Fuchs from AVGN

Fred Fuchs FRED FUCHS!

This is the name of my science and social study's it is so horrible she is like 70 years oil and she sucks at reading!

Hey are you like making fun of the president here or what

I hate them

That is an awesome name! I wish my last name was Oostergooster. I can't stop laughing.

Oostergooster should've been Jesus's last name. It's the greatest last name in the history of the world.

love it

Well some people actually have the last name Cummings so you don't have to say "yuck" you childish ditch

Yuck is all I have to say.

Feel so sorry for the people who have this

My second name is similar to that second name :(

My last name; I've wanted to change it my whole life. High school was the worst. Daniel Dickless, Daniel Dick-in-the-butt, Daniel Dickhead, Daniel Dicklicker... The list goes on an on. Odd thing is it's a famous last name, but quite uncommon. Haven't met anyone with it who wasn't family. But that doesn't make me want to change it any less.

It sounds so gay.

You right

That's the name of my English teacher - he's a total psycho.

Same,

This is the ultimate name of some people in New York, at least in the 1920 census and earlier. Every census there were fewer of them.

That's stupid

The ultimate name, Stupid, why not Stupidbuttface?

It's a cringe-worthy, ugly last name that reminds me of a fat, flabby hamster. - Sodaface

Like Sheldon Cooper from TBBT... Not bad for a last name

It's my last name... Trust me it's bad

This is the best last name ever!