Worst Last Names

The Top Ten

1 Bieber

Yuck this reminds me of Justin Bieber to much and I think he sings like a little girl.

Barbie voice and looks.

Worst of the worst.

This name should receive the HOUNOUR of being number 1. I mean like, who likes Justin Bieber. If you do reply to me so I can be shocked and put your name in Guinness World Records 2016. Justin Bieber, get a new career. My eardrums need to SURVIVE! - davakoh

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2 Hitler

That would suck lol

Hitler sucks

I would hate to have this as a name.

He’s basically Hitler

V 23 Comments
3 Hooker

There's a lot wrong with it..

Laugh out loud imagine if you met someone called Virginia HOOKER

Seriously who would want a last name that means you sleep with people for money.

My sister married a man with this last name.

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4 Brown

Its not bad its very common

Cause evan is a dick

How many browns do you know? None. Eugenics.

Not white enough

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5 Zdzinski

How the hell is this pronounced?

I don’t like how it is spelled!

I like vowels in my words... More than one... Thank god I am not polish... How the hell do people speak like that... My grandparents are from Poland, not me and I thank god their last name is not that bad.

How the hell do you even pronounce that?

V 8 Comments
6 Przbyszewski

The comment after yikes is amazing


Umm...I'm still kinda wondering if either this is an actual last name or if someone randomly typed this while closing their eyes...

Maybe a cat stepped on the computer

V 10 Comments
7 Seaman

You guys do realize that people can't decide what their last name is, so it's not the parents fault.

it sucks

I know a very popular guy in my school with that last name it's pronounced exactly like semen I feel bad for that kid it makes my first name seamus ( Shay - Miss ) look good

I know a girl with this last name and it is awful. Her last name is the same thing as a fluid that transports STDs

V 4 Comments
8 Bonner

My last name is Bonner, Alex Bonner and I go to birmingham covington school in birmingham Michigan

I don't love the name but I don't dislike it. At first I thought it said boner

Jim Bonner from politics

It could be worse...

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9 Kaisin


My least favorite. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

10 Kardashian

The Kardashians are a group of retarded women who got famous because they gave up their asses. If you are trying to be like them I suggest holding a fork in your hand and sticking it in an electrical socket. No really please do it. But yes they suck

The Kardashians suck to be honest

I like them

They suck. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

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The Contenders

11 Minogue
12 Crapper


Oh wow, I imagine that it's worse for children or adults who don't swear. Someone just says, 'Oh, crap! ' and then someone with that last name must think they were talking to them. I feel sorry for anyone with immature friends who giggle hysterically whenever their friend's last name is said.

Crapper is a dumb last name because it sounds like your taking a crap

There is actually a person who has this, Thomas Crapper the inventor of toilets

V 11 Comments
13 Baker

I dated a man with the Baker name, he was a douchebag.

I don't like it, but it isn't horrible. - Sodaface

That is not a bad last name.

That isn't that bad

V 6 Comments
14 Niggemeyer

I'm not comfortable do I have to say anything?

It sounds like a bad word

Do I need to explain this, a simple spelling mistake and BOOM you're last name sucks

Racist last name

V 3 Comments
15 Trump

I hate the last name trump it sounds like dump.

This should be the worst one because he is an buttyhole

I would absolutely hate to share a name with the worst leader and best dictator ever to walk the Earth.

I would be a trump

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16 Emilianowicz

Polish! -there's This One Kid-Chad who I think has MPD(MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER) fights w/himself and argues w/ himself all the time, it's weird. Chad, Chaz, Fraz, And Spaz! Valerie E-DEEP FIRES HER HAIR DYES IT RED, Fat, Camel Teeth, Hippo/Camel. Jeff-Pepperoni Man-Loves To Spend Time In The Bathroom- loves pukey army colored clothing! Chad's a nerd!

Again...a cat might of stepped on the computer

I see what they did! Emily-is-an-noz-witch!
See, I did it mommy!

See what I mean, my last name is at least BROWN!

It would make sense if your first name is Emilia and your last name is Nowicz, but together? Man.

17 Gutteridge

It sounds a lot like got her itch. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

18 Woodcock

One of my teachers is called Mr Woodcock.

Wouldn't be nice to stick around with that kind of name

Personally, I am very proud to be a part of the Woodcock clan. My married name is Jump.

Would be nice if it sounded more like PEACOCK!

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19 Dick

I knew this kid and his mom's name was Anita dick... say that a couple of times... (ah knee ta)

Not funny at all. Seriously.

Wow... Sounds like penis.

More like a hot dog middle

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20 Stilinski

Like Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf? That last name ain't all that bad...

Sounds like," I ate pee out the toilet mommy! " Says the dumb child. " Well, least you got a nickname! " Says the b word mommy.

21 Battista

Sounds like my history teacher Mr. Bautista in Maces
-Anonymous Tipster

Why is this bad? Kind of reminds me barista and ballista

22 Pufpaff

It seriously sounds like an awful Pokémon which we find at the beginning.

"Pufpaff"? Who in the world has their last name as "Pufpaff"? I thought that "Askew" was bad, but this is way worse! Poor person who has this last name... - Malchut

What... Kind of name is that? I've never met anyone with that last nam

Oh! A nickname from power puff girls! So amusing!

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23 Obama

Ruined the economy more than it was already

Worst President ever graduated from the Drunk Sailor School of Economics in Greece at the top of his class.

Like Osama...Bin Laden

Crap president. go neo nazis alt right till I die!

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24 Rathood
25 Benard
26 Gay

I think this is an awesome last name! I love gay people because I'm bisexual. I really want this last name!

Someone in my class has that second name

There are too many homophobic people in this world :(

I had a case manager at school called Mrs. Gay. I feel sorry for her husband because his name must be Mr. Gay - Sodaface

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27 McUgly

Just terrible

Oh my god, McUgly?! First of all, 'Mc' sounds like McDonalds and I don't wanna get named after some fast food resturant. And ugly?! No thank you! Why can't it be beautiful instead?

Oh my god...

Lol! - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

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28 Incardona

Why is this on here this is awesome

29 Wierzbicki

I think it’s pronounced Win-erz-bick-eye

30 Butt

There was a girl at my old school named Sofia Butts and she was rude to me, yet she was popular. But I was rescued by Miss Rau when she asked Sofia how could she live with the last name "Butts". Haha - Sodaface

I know a teacher who's last name is butts, and her husband's name is Harry Butts!

Why is this not number one this is embarrassing geniuses

Just as bad as the first name arsene

V 6 Comments
31 Watkins

Bo Watkins, UGH! - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

Watkins just annoys me. I prefer Watson - 445956

32 Floriano

Sounds like a Italian word mixed with Florida as in the state

Sounds like Florida

Italian for retads. (not really) they just are. Scheda

33 Justice

Sounds like a superhero's last name

Victoria/victor justice!

Aww, tell your bestie that her last name is amazing that she's like a superhero with it

That's my besties last name now she's crying 😭 and she thinks she's a nobody

34 Focker

Its pretty gay

35 Lickenfelt

At least "Hitler" has dignity

36 Kobis
37 Oostergooster

That is an awesome name! I wish my last name was Oostergooster. I can't stop laughing.

Oostergooster should've been Jesus's last name. It's the greatest last name in the history of the world.

love it

38 Hiscock

Hiscock is teaching me SexEd

Its like laughing at people... Where is hiscock? lol

This sounds like we're talking about a male's penis

39 Cumming

Well some people actually have the last name Cummings so you don't have to say "yuck" you childish ditch

Yuck is all I have to say.

Feel so sorry for the people who have this

My second name is similar to that second name :(

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40 Petrovichnyamilenkossarian

love that

This is the best last name ever!

What IS DIS?!

41 Martinez

I swear, this last name is everywhere! - RandomThings

That is rude to my friend Jaden Martinez!

Sound's great

This is my maid's last name.

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42 Hoang
43 McGrath

That's the name of my English teacher - he's a total psycho.


44 Pecksniff

This was the name on some very nice smelling linen spray!

It sounds like you're sniffing the butt of a woodpecker that's pecking on a tree

Smelling a willy - ooh no

45 Cochran


Cochran was my favorite teachers name

46 Fuchs

As in, Fred Fuchs

Like Fred Fuchs from AVGN

Fred Fuchs FRED FUCHS!

47 Stupid

its me

This is the ultimate name of some people in New York, at least in the 1920 census and earlier. Every census there were fewer of them.

That's stupid

The ultimate name, Stupid, why not Stupidbuttface?

48 Buckmaster

Is he rich?

49 Schmidt

I hate my last name

Schmidt is the best last name ever because of mike Schmidt who is the best third basemen ever and when you have kids you could name them bull and their name would be bull Schmidt

Like Kendall Schmidt from big time rush

Always thought the last name Schmidt sounds classy. Schmidt flows very well behind most first names I’ve seen used with it.

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50 Bush

This is the name of my science and social study's it is so horrible she is like 70 years oil and she sucks at reading!

Hey are you like making fun of the president here or what

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1. Bieber
2. Zdzinski
3. Seaman
1. Brown
2. Hitler
3. Bieber
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