Worst Last Names

That is a horrendous last name to have.

He was a mean and abusive person to the Jewish - Midnight_Dream

I feel sorry for all the Germans out there who possibly still have this name. Kinda a shame Hitler didn't die wile he was a kid

He did nothing rong

Yuck this reminds me of Justin Bieber to much and I think he sings like a little girl.

Barbie voice and looks.

Worst of the worst.

Horrible surmane. But not as bad as Hitler, Stalin, Mao or something like that - GriffinDoge

Laugh out loud imagine if you met someone called Virginia HOOKER

Seriously who would want a last name that means you sleep with people for money.

My sister married a man with this last name.

This was my sub teachers last name! (in college)

I don't love the name but I don't dislike it. At first I thought it said boner

My last name is Bonner, Alex Bonner and I go to birmingham covington school in birmingham Michigan

Jim Bonner from politics

S. Bonner from jersey. By far the worst last name. Well at least one of them.

Wow... Sounds like penis.

Pretty bad name to have at the best of times, but if this is your last name just think that it could always be worse: unless your first name is Iona - Porcupine

Hands up that's me ( Rachel Dick) Horrible name, can't wait until I get married!

My Best friends last name is Dick. Think of Who feels bad with seeing their last name on here. Good thing she hasn't seen it.

More like a hot dog middle

Wouldn't be nice to stick around with that kind of name

Personally, I am very proud to be a part of the Woodcock clan. My married name is Jump.

Would be nice if it sounded more like PEACOCK!

Cockburn... My cousin real last (married) name
it's so bad that when I got the wedding invitations my jaw dropped to the floor when I read what her new last name would be

Never knew how bad a last name could be!

I like vowels in my words... More than one... Thank god I am not polish... How the hell do people speak like that... My grandparents are from Poland, not me and I thank god their last name is not that bad.

How the hell do you even pronounce that?

This is an awesome name! I wish I had a name like that! It sounds like zucchini or bikini.

How do you pronounce this?
Okay lemme try: zuh-jin-skee
Did I get it right? - GriffinDoge

I know a very popular guy in my school with that last name it's pronounced exactly like semen I feel bad for that kid it makes my first name seamus ( Shay - Miss ) look good

I know a girl with this last name and it is awful. Her last name is the same thing as a fluid that transports STDs

Why would you name a kid after something that transports STDS

My aunts last name is seaman.

Umm...I'm still kinda wondering if either this is an actual last name or if someone randomly typed this while closing their eyes...

It's awesome because it's confusing

Maybe a cat stepped on the computer

Pronounced as Pers bee shevskee. Sounds lile a real surname and I am slavic.

There are too many homophobic people in this world :(

As a first name just as bad as fanny dick and willy

I really don't think it is so bad but it's only horrible if you're gay

Where are there still homophobes? It’s pathetic.

Not as good as white

It's not a bad last name

Last name = mast name

How many browns do you know? None. Eugenics.

That is not a bad last name.

That's my last name

How is this so bad

I don't like it, but it isn't horrible. - Sodaface

It sounds like a bad word

Do I need to explain this, a simple spelling mistake and BOOM you're last name sucks

Racist last name

Oh my gosh. No more

"Pufpaff"? Who in the world has their last name as "Pufpaff"? I thought that "Askew" was bad, but this is way worse! Poor person who has this last name... - Malchut

What... Kind of name is that? I've never met anyone with that last nam

Oh! A nickname from power puff girls! So amusing!

Puf paff powerpuff - GriffinDoge

Polish! -there's This One Kid-Chad who I think has MPD(MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER) fights w/himself and argues w/ himself all the time, it's weird. Chad, Chaz, Fraz, And Spaz! Valerie E-DEEP FIRES HER HAIR DYES IT RED, Fat, Camel Teeth, Hippo/Camel. Jeff-Pepperoni Man-Loves To Spend Time In The Bathroom- loves pukey army colored clothing! Chad's a nerd!

Again...a cat might of stepped on the computer

I see what they did! Emily-is-an-noz-witch!
See, I did it mommy!

See what I mean, my last name is at least BROWN!

It would make sense if your first name is Emilia and your last name is Nowicz, but together? Man.

I wouldn't mind, since I'd be rich LOL

I actually thought this surname was a joke first time I saw if.

I would absolutely hate to share a name with the worst leader and best dictator ever to walk the Earth.

The original family name is Drumpf.
In Russian, it means Barf Dick.

Like Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf? That last name ain't all that bad...

Sounds like," I ate pee out the toilet mommy! " Says the dumb child. " Well, least you got a nickname! " Says the b word mommy.

Are you making fun of the president, or am I just stupid

Means imbecile in every language.

What rong with this

Please learn how to spell "wrong" correctly. Thank you very much. - RockFashionista

Too close to O Bama for me. I hate the word Bama. #WAR EAGLE

Hell yeah it is the worst name I have come across so far

Now McDonald's Is ugly?

We will eat at McUgly's.

Hi my name is mr.mcugly will be teaching your class today NO U WONT MC UGGGLY I feel bad for that man

Sounds like a Italian word mixed with Florida as in the state

Sounds like Florida

Italian for retads. (not really) they just are. Scheda

I know a teacher who's last name is butts, and her husband's name is Harry Butts!

Why is this not number one this is embarrassing geniuses

There was a girl at my old school named Sofia Butts and she was rude to me, yet she was popular. But I was rescued by Miss Rau when she asked Sofia how could she live with the last name "Butts". Haha - Sodaface

Maybe that last name farts

Sounds like a superhero's last name

Victoria/victor justice!

Aww, tell your bestie that her last name is amazing that she's like a superhero with it

That's my besties last name now she's crying 😭 and she thinks she's a nobody

I hate them

That is rude to my friend Jaden Martinez!

This is my maid's last name.

Sound's great

What's wrong with this name? Just because it ends with "ez", it should not be that high.

This was the name on some very nice smelling linen spray!

It sounds like you're sniffing the butt of a woodpecker that's pecking on a tree

Smelling a willy - ooh no

This sounds like we're talking about a male's penis

Its like laughing at people... Where is hiscock? lol

Its pretty gay

Cochran was my favorite teachers name

That is an awesome name! I wish my last name was Oostergooster. I can't stop laughing.

Oostergooster should've been Jesus's last name. It's the greatest last name in the history of the world.

love it

As in, Fred Fuchs

Like Fred Fuchs from AVGN

Fred Fuchs FRED FUCHS!

Well some people actually have the last name Cummings so you don't have to say "yuck" you childish ditch

Yuck is all I have to say.

Feel so sorry for the people who have this

My last name is cumins imma just go kms

This is the name of my science and social study's it is so horrible she is like 70 years oil and she sucks at reading!

Hey are you like making fun of the president here or what

Ugh I had to put this on here because of Jake Paul - Iamcool

he sucks

Schmidt is the best last name ever because of mike Schmidt who is the best third basemen ever and when you have kids you could name them bull and their name would be bull Schmidt

Like Kendall Schmidt from big time rush

Lol I wish this was my last name. - astroshark

Always thought the last name Schmidt sounds classy. Schmidt flows very well behind most first names I’ve seen used with it.

This is the best last name ever!

That's the name of my English teacher - he's a total psycho.

Same,

This is the ultimate name of some people in New York, at least in the 1920 census and earlier. Every census there were fewer of them.

That's stupid

The ultimate name, Stupid, why not Stupidbuttface?

I have a customer with this name - unfortunate doesn't even come close!

Awesome

I have no idea why my mom didn't stick with her maiden name.

I'm a girl and this is my last name. At least I can change it.

Charles Dickens-writer of A Christmas Carol

Am sorry but this made me chuckle laugh out loud xx