Worst Last Names
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He was a mean and abusive person to the Jewish - Midnight_Dream
That is a horrendous last name to have.
I feel sorry for all the Germans out there who possibly still have this name. Kinda a shame Hitler didn't die wile he was a kid
Really...just wow! Anyone who would have this last name is just crap. Honestly, WHHHYYY!?
V 19 CommentsYuck this reminds me of Justin Bieber to much and I think he sings like a little girl.
Barbie voice and looks.
Worst of the worst.
Horrible surmane. But not as bad as Hitler, Stalin, Mao or something like that - GriffinDoge
V 12 CommentsLaugh out loud imagine if you met someone called Virginia HOOKER
Seriously who would want a last name that means you sleep with people for money.
My sister married a man with this last name.
This was my sub teachers last name! (in college)
V 5 CommentsI don't love the name but I don't dislike it. At first I thought it said boner
My last name is Bonner, Alex Bonner and I go to birmingham covington school in birmingham Michigan
Jim Bonner from politics
S. Bonner from jersey. By far the worst last name. Well at least one of them.
V 6 CommentsWow... Sounds like penis.
Pretty bad name to have at the best of times, but if this is your last name just think that it could always be worse: unless your first name is Iona - Porcupine
Hands up that's me ( Rachel Dick) Horrible name, can't wait until I get married!
My Best friends last name is Dick. Think of Who feels bad with seeing their last name on here. Good thing she hasn't seen it.
More like a hot dog middle
V 14 CommentsWouldn't be nice to stick around with that kind of name
Personally, I am very proud to be a part of the Woodcock clan. My married name is Jump.
Would be nice if it sounded more like PEACOCK!
Cockburn... My cousin real last (married) name
it's so bad that when I got the wedding invitations my jaw dropped to the floor when I read what her new last name would be
Never knew how bad a last name could be!
I like vowels in my words... More than one... Thank god I am not polish... How the hell do people speak like that... My grandparents are from Poland, not me and I thank god their last name is not that bad.
How the hell do you even pronounce that?
This is an awesome name! I wish I had a name like that! It sounds like zucchini or bikini.
How do you pronounce this?
Okay lemme try: zuh-jin-skee
Did I get it right? - GriffinDoge
Umm...I'm still kinda wondering if either this is an actual last name or if someone randomly typed this while closing their eyes...
Maybe a cat stepped on the computer
It's awesome because it's confusing
Pronounced as Pers bee shevskee. Sounds lile a real surname and I am slavic.
V 9 CommentsI know a very popular guy in my school with that last name it's pronounced exactly like semen I feel bad for that kid it makes my first name seamus ( Shay - Miss ) look good
I know a girl with this last name and it is awful. Her last name is the same thing as a fluid that transports STDs
Why would you name a kid after something that transports STDS
My aunts last name is seaman.
V 2 CommentsOh wow, I imagine that it's worse for children or adults who don't swear. Someone just says, 'Oh, crap! ' and then someone with that last name must think they were talking to them. I feel sorry for anyone with immature friends who giggle hysterically whenever their friend's last name is said.
Crapper is a dumb last name because it sounds like your taking a crap
There is actually a person who has this, Thomas Crapper the inventor of toilets
Oh, seriously? Wait people actually have this last name?
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There are too many homophobic people in this world :(
As a first name just as bad as fanny dick and willy
I really don't think it is so bad but it's only horrible if you're gay
I had a case manager at school called Mrs. Gay. I feel sorry for her husband because his name must be Mr. Gay - Sodaface
V 13 CommentsNot as good as white
Common last name in america
It's not a bad last name
Last name = mast name
"Pufpaff"? Who in the world has their last name as "Pufpaff"? I thought that "Askew" was bad, but this is way worse! Poor person who has this last name... - Malchut
What... Kind of name is that? I've never met anyone with that last nam
Oh! A nickname from power puff girls! So amusing!
Puf paff powerpuff - GriffinDoge
V 5 CommentsIt sounds like a bad word
Do I need to explain this, a simple spelling mistake and BOOM you're last name sucks
Racist last name
Oh my gosh. No more
V 3 CommentsThat is not a bad last name.
That's my last name
How is this so bad
I don't like it, but it isn't horrible. - Sodaface
V 5 CommentsPolish! -there's This One Kid-Chad who I think has MPD(MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER) fights w/himself and argues w/ himself all the time, it's weird. Chad, Chaz, Fraz, And Spaz! Valerie E-DEEP FIRES HER HAIR DYES IT RED, Fat, Camel Teeth, Hippo/Camel. Jeff-Pepperoni Man-Loves To Spend Time In The Bathroom- loves pukey army colored clothing! Chad's a nerd!
Again...a cat might of stepped on the computer
I see what they did! Emily-is-an-noz-witch!
See, I did it mommy!
See what I mean, my last name is at least BROWN!
It would make sense if your first name is Emilia and your last name is Nowicz, but together? Man.
I wouldn't mind, since I'd be rich LOL
I actually thought this surname was a joke first time I saw if.
It does not mean douche in German. What an idiot.
He a bad bad man at lest its hillery, man. she don't belive wemon can have babys
V 13 CommentsLike Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf? That last name ain't all that bad...
Sounds like," I ate pee out the toilet mommy! " Says the dumb child. " Well, least you got a nickname! " Says the b word mommy.
Are you making fun of the president, or am I just stupid
Means imbecile in every language.
What rong with this
Please learn how to spell "wrong" correctly. Thank you very much. - RockFashionista
Too close to O Bama for me. I hate the word Bama. #WAR EAGLE
V 9 CommentsHell yeah it is the worst name I have come across so far
Now McDonald's Is ugly?
Sounds like Florida
Italian for retads. (not really) they just are. Scheda
I know a teacher who's last name is butts, and her husband's name is Harry Butts!
Why is this not number one this is embarrassing geniuses
Just as bad as the first name arsene
There was a girl at my old school named Sofia Butts and she was rude to me, yet she was popular. But I was rescued by Miss Rau when she asked Sofia how could she live with the last name "Butts". Haha - Sodaface
V 6 CommentsSounds like a superhero's last name
Victoria/victor justice!
Aww, tell your bestie that her last name is amazing that she's like a superhero with it
That's my besties last name now she's crying 😠and she thinks she's a nobody
This is my maid's last name.
Sound's great
I love the name Martinez
What's wrong with this name? Just because it ends with "ez", it should not be that high.
V 1 CommentThis sounds like we're talking about a male's penis
Its like laughing at people... Where is hiscock? lol
This was the name on some very nice smelling linen spray!
It sounds like you're sniffing the butt of a woodpecker that's pecking on a tree
Smelling a willy - ooh no
As in, Fred Fuchs
Like Fred Fuchs from AVGN
Fred Fuchs FRED FUCHS!
This is the name of my science and social study's it is so horrible she is like 70 years oil and she sucks at reading!
Hey are you like making fun of the president here or what
I hate them
That is an awesome name! I wish my last name was Oostergooster. I can't stop laughing.
Oostergooster should've been Jesus's last name. It's the greatest last name in the history of the world.
love it
Well some people actually have the last name Cummings so you don't have to say "yuck" you childish ditch
Yuck is all I have to say.
Feel so sorry for the people who have this
My second name is similar to that second name :(
My last name; I've wanted to change it my whole life. High school was the worst. Daniel Dickless, Daniel Dick-in-the-butt, Daniel Dickhead, Daniel Dicklicker... The list goes on an on. Odd thing is it's a famous last name, but quite uncommon. Haven't met anyone with it who wasn't family. But that doesn't make me want to change it any less.
V 4 CommentsIt sounds so gay.
You right
That's the name of my English teacher - he's a total psycho.
Same,
This is the ultimate name of some people in New York, at least in the 1920 census and earlier. Every census there were fewer of them.
That's stupid
The ultimate name, Stupid, why not Stupidbuttface?
It's a cringe-worthy, ugly last name that reminds me of a fat, flabby hamster. - Sodaface
Like Sheldon Cooper from TBBT... Not bad for a last name
It's my last name... Trust me it's bad
This is the best last name ever!
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