Worst Last Names

The Top Ten

1 Bieber

This name should receive the HOUNOUR of being number 1. I mean like, who likes Justin Bieber. If you do reply to me so I can be shocked and put your name in Guinness World Records 2016. Justin Bieber, get a new career. My eardrums need to SURVIVE!

It just reminds me of Justin and his annoying squeaky meerkat voice which apparently every girl dreamed about in 2010

Yuck this reminds me of Justin Bieber to much and I think he sings like a little girl.

Justin is awesome don't you dare make fun of Bieber I would love to have this last name

2 Hitler

I knew some bastard would make Hitler number one I've heard way worse than any of these such many American presidents and several commie scumbacgs not to mention Churchill also Jacoff and he was a captain so Captian JacOff, Also Buttram who was a sports announcer on local television, and Mr. Fucts my physics teacher.

I feel so sorry for any Germans who have this as a first or last name. No I feel so sorry for anyone who has this as a first or last name.

I feel sorry for all the Germans out there who possibly still have this name. Kinda a shame Hitler didn't die wile he was a kid

Anyone with this name would be taken as a joke because he was a german dictator during world war 2, this last name is just sad...

3 Hooker

Seriously who would want a last name that means you sleep with people for money.

Laugh out loud imagine if you met someone called Virginia HOOKER

Imagine someone named virgin hooker at least its not a first name though

SHAHAH a girl who is I created in sims her surname and she is a real hooker

4 Brown

This made me laugh, my last name is FORTH worst, right above Bonner and Seaman, really appreciate it.

How many browns do you know? None. Eugenics.

No I think my last name is still the worst!

Its not bad its very common

5 Zdzinski

I like vowels in my words... More than one... Thank god I am not polish... How the hell do people speak like that... My grandparents are from Poland, not me and I thank god their last name is not that bad.

This is an awesome name! I wish I had a name like that! It sounds like zucchini or bikini.

How the hell do you even pronounce that?

How the hell do you even pronounce this?

6 Seaman

I know a very popular guy in my school with that last name it's pronounced exactly like semen I feel bad for that kid it makes my first name seamus ( Shay - Miss ) look good

I know a girl with this last name and it is awful. Her last name is the same thing as a fluid that transports STDs

You guys do realize that people can't decide what their last name is, so it's not the parents fault.

Why would you name a kid after something that transports STDS

7 Przbyszewski

I feel like someone must have fell asleep on their computer. No offence, but someone in my class at school has a complicated last name. It is a Russian last name. When I first saw her last name, I was like, "How on Earth do you pronounce this?!" What I'm saying is that it looked a lot like a randomly typed up gibberish last name like Przbyszewski. I don't want to cyberbully, but the last name felt more like gkjanfkjakjfasfkjansdf-ova, to some non-Russian people. What I mean to say is that some people mispronounce her last name unintentionally and sometimes they have to ask her because it looks unusual to them.

Umm...I'm still kinda wondering if either this is an actual last name or if someone randomly typed this while closing their eyes...

Nope it can't get any worse its not like that these days teachers can pronounce peoples names anyway, lets just make it worse

I think whoever typed this literally just smashed their head on their keyboard...

8 Bonner

There are multiple variations of this name too. Had unfortunality of being a "Bonar", know a relative that even spells it "Boner". Makes new schools very interesting at least.

My last name is Bonner, Alex Bonner and I go to birmingham covington school in birmingham Michigan

I don't love the name but I don't dislike it. At first I thought it said boner

S. Bonner from jersey. By far the worst last name. Well at least one of them.

9 Baker

Baker, ever heard of the women that wanted to bake, but works in a dumby school? That's LAST name is baker? Mrs. Baker, the salty b word. IN CLARENCE!

There are two Mr. bakers at my school :I

I don't like it, but it isn't horrible.

That is not a bad last name.

10 Crapper

Oh wow, I imagine that it's worse for children or adults who don't swear. Someone just says, 'Oh, crap! ' and then someone with that last name must think they were talking to them. I feel sorry for anyone with immature friends who giggle hysterically whenever their friend's last name is said.

My last name is CRAPPER! And I own a cracker! I am awesome for my like way freak ness!

See see,

There is actually a person who has this, Thomas Crapper the inventor of toilets

Crapper is a dumb last name because it sounds like your taking a crap

The Contenders

11 Niggemeyer

Do I need to explain this, a simple spelling mistake and BOOM you're last name sucks

I'm not comfortable do I have to say anything?

How rude. I am a dark (light) skinned.

It sounds like a bad word

12 Emilianowicz

Polish! -there's This One Kid-Chad who I think has MPD(MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER) fights w/himself and argues w/ himself all the time, it's weird. Chad, Chaz, Fraz, And Spaz! Valerie E-DEEP FIRES HER HAIR DYES IT RED, Fat, Camel Teeth, Hippo/Camel. Jeff-Pepperoni Man-Loves To Spend Time In The Bathroom- loves pukey army colored clothing! Chad's a nerd!

I see what they did! Emily-is-an-noz-witch!
See, I did it mommy!

See what I mean, my last name is at least BROWN!

It would make sense if your first name is Emilia and your last name is Nowicz, but together? Man.

Again...a cat might of stepped on the computer

13 Trump

I would absolutely hate to share a name with the worst leader and best dictator ever to walk the Earth.

Which country would you threaten to move to if you or anyone you know had this for your or their last name?

I actually thought this surname was a joke first time I saw if.

It does not mean douche in German. What an idiot.

14 Woodcock

Cockburn... My cousin real last (married) name
it's so bad that when I got the wedding invitations my jaw dropped to the floor when I read what her new last name would be

Never knew how bad a last name could be!

Personally, I am very proud to be a part of the Woodcock clan. My married name is Jump.

This is a good surname, it tells to other people what you're all about

The only thing wrong with it is that it has the word cock in it

15 Stilinski

Sounds like," I ate pee out the toilet mommy! " Says the dumb child. " Well, least you got a nickname! " Says the b word mommy.

Like Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf? That last name ain't all that bad...

16 Dick

Pretty bad name to have at the best of times, but if this is your last name just think that it could always be worse: unless your first name is Iona

Hands up that's me ( Rachel Dick) Horrible name, can't wait until I get married!

My Best friends last name is Dick. Think of Who feels bad with seeing their last name on here. Good thing she hasn't seen it.

I knew this kid and his mom's name was Anita dick... say that a couple of times... (ah knee ta)

A teacher at my high school is named Anthony Dick so his network username is adick. A Dick! So sad.

17 Rathood

Ima rat with a dirty hood hahaa

18 Pufpaff

"Pufpaff"? Who in the world has their last name as "Pufpaff"? I thought that "Askew" was bad, but this is way worse! Poor person who has this last name...

Hey, Askew is one of the best names! Good joke if everyone in your family has glasses:) Also very funny, may I ask ew a question?

What... Kind of name is that? I've never met anyone with that last nam

Oh! A nickname from power puff girls! So amusing!

19 Obama

Whoever put this on the list either hates the name or is white and racist. Or both. Or just thinks the name sounds stupid.

Worst President ever graduated from the Drunk Sailor School of Economics in Greece at the top of his class.

Are you making fun of the president, or am I just stupid

Ruined the economy more than it was already

20 Gay

As an LGBT individual I once met a homophobe with this last name and boy, it was a fun conversation due to me being unable to take them seriously

I think this is an awesome last name! I love gay people because I'm bisexual. I really want this last name!

I had a case manager at school called Mrs. Gay. I feel sorry for her husband because his name must be Mr. Gay

I really don't think it is so bad but it's only horrible if you're gay

21 McUgly

Oh my god, McUgly?! First of all, 'Mc' sounds like McDonalds and I don't wanna get named after some fast food resturant. And ugly?! No thank you! Why can't it be beautiful instead?

Hell yeah it is the worst name I have come across so far

It represents McDonalds like it should

Dumbest in the whole wide world.

22 Wierzbicki

I think it’s pronounced Win-erz-bick-eye

23 Kardashian

The Kardashians are a group of retarded women who got famous because they gave up their asses. If you are trying to be like them I suggest holding a fork in your hand and sticking it in an electrical socket. No really please do it. But yes they suck

Kardashian is a name of an alien species!

The Kardashians suck to be honest

Kardashian Hate Train sucks lol

24 Butt

There was a girl at my old school named Sofia Butts and she was rude to me, yet she was popular. But I was rescued by Miss Rau when she asked Sofia how could she live with the last name "Butts". Haha

I met a family with four kids named Seamus, Anna, Leyla, and Dick... I feel so bad for these kids because this leads to a lifetime of bullying.

I know a teacher who's last name is butts, and her husband's name is Harry Butts!

Why is this not number one this is embarrassing geniuses

25 Incardona

Why is this on here this is awesome

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