Top Ten Worst Lawn Decorationsimacg4 Nothing says "I'm a great neighbor" like a tasteful, elegant, lawn display. Nothing says "I'm a terrifying Hills Have Eyes eat your child type of neighbor" like a plywood bent over unattended baby's butt that you leave up all year long.
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Unattended Babies are basically disappeared children! Don't make them lawn decorations! That's like making the Easter Bunny allergic to eggs! It's EVIL! EVIL! In fact, only rednecks do that. - imacg4
A few months ago someone made a naked Trump statue and photographed it in different places in the USA.
"WHAT!? Do you know how long it took me to make this!? " Yeah, but it's inappropriate. - imacg4
Vehicles on Cinder Blocks are not good lawn decorations. They do, however, make good weapons that people can take and use to attack you for putting redneck decorations up as your lawn decorations. - imacg4
Another redneck decoration. Stolen road signs with bullet holes are so redneck-like that if you put them up, you ARE a redneck! - imacg4
Carved pumpkins are scary, but not moving the carved pumpkin off your lawn for twelve months is the scariest thing your neighbors will ever see! Nothing pulls attention away from other holidays, or says "I'm a crazy Justin Bieber fan! ", like leaving a rotting pumpkin on your lawn for twelve months. But at least it keeps the Neo-Nazis away. Unfortunately, it keeps everyone away except for the maggots! - imacg4
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2. A giant naked statue of yourself
3. Vehicles on cinder blocks