Top Ten Worst Lessons Learned from Disney Shows

The Top Ten
1 Change is bad - Good Luck Charlie

Change is a part of everyday life.

2 Fulfilling your dreams doesn't come with hard-work - Austin and Ally

He's at an impressionable age. Sure, growing in education, students can pay someone or a service to write papers to make them look good. This is known as plagiarism. The day will come, though, when the person who doesn't earn his keep will be the "Emperor" with no clothes.

Wait! Did they really say that? I wonder who in their right minds thought that would be a good moral for a show mainly targeted towards a demographic that consists of impressionable children. Imagine if they took that moral seriously.

My brother is so impressionable and he loves this show. He's only ten years old and he really thinks that if he posts a video on YouTube, he'll get a record deal. It's sad.

3 It's okay to be a spoiled brat - Jessie

This show features spoiled brats who get whatever they want and are ungrateful. It teaches kids to be bratty, disrespectful, and ungrateful for what they have. It's sickening.

4 It's okay to cheat on your partner - Good Luck Charlie

Yeah, wait until your partner finds out.

These aren't even lessons, they're anti-lessons. Except #7, that's not even a lesson.

5 Pride comes with narcissism - Austin and Ally
6 Your parents don't care about you - Good Luck Charlie

I agree. This show makes kids think that when they're parents, they can neglect their children.

"We'll ignore him every once in a while. We're good parents." - Amy Duncan.

Translation: It's okay to never actually pay attention to my own child.

That reminds me of Fairly Oddparents.

7 Being anti-social is worth being made fun of - Jessie
8 Love is easy to find - Good Luck Charlie
9 Relationships last until you fight - Liv and Maddie

Shallow, superficial. And my 8-year-old granddaughter would agree with these two witches!

10 Marry someone of the same sex - Good Luck Charlie

Sadly, this was in an episode of GLC, which is one of my favorite shows. Curse you, producers! CURSE YOU!

So I guess it's saying it's okay to be gay, right?

Two people of the same sex can't reproduce.

The Contenders
11 If you like a film, jump into a storm with your girlfriend, and you'll suddenly get trapped in it, but whatever sing in it - Teen Beach Movie

That's Teen Beach Movie in a nutshell. Plus, the movie is overrated and I think Zac Efron, one of those so-called "hot" guy actors, is in it. So you know it's going to be bad.

12 Pedophilia is not disturbing - Jessie

That witch, Ms. Chesterfield, is always flirting with and/or making sexual references to guys who are younger or richer than her.

13 If you're pretty you'll get away from anything - A.N.T. Farm

That's so not true. I mean, China isn't even that pretty, but their point is to make kids think that if you're pretty, you can have anything you want.

14 Use babies to get money - Good Luck Charlie
15 It’s okay to cheat on your girlfriend and then milk your breakup with her in the vein of Cody Martin - The Suite Life on Deck
16 It's okay to have fifty jobs but can't keep one of them - Austin and Ally

If you can't keep a job for even one week, then you have a problem. I suggest you get help.

17 You can have someone write your own songs - Austin and Ally

It really shows that you have a lack of talent.

18 Bullying is the only way - A.N.T Farm

There's so much bullying in this show I'm surprised there hasn't been any controversy about it.

19 Being boy-crazy is normal - Gravity Falls

Teddy on Good Luck Charlie was boy-crazy too. Just saying.

20 It's okay to betray your friends and family - Andi Mack
21 It’s okay to make fun of dyslexia - Shake It Up
22 Jake Paul is defensible - Bizaardvark
23 Be grateful you have a boyfriend like Mason Greyback who will control your life and forget your dates - Wizards of Waverly Place
24 The mean girl has every right to be racist and misandristic - ANT Farm
25 You’re dead meat if you don’t want to date an obsessive stalker - Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
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